₦airaland Forum

Jazmiynne:
Ehyaaa Pele....

Love would heal your wounds e ya

Ndoor nwanne

Imela nne.

I believe love has a huge role to play in the healing process *smiles*

I know Lero will come around but that's if singlefade's brother delays by one minute.

How was work yesterday and the week in general?

Lastmumu good evening. Doing a vigil tonight?

Jazmiynne:
So you even get plans to leave.... I hope you don't start a Tiwa and TeeBillz situation here o

Lero15 take note

Lol.
The man sent me packing! What do you expect of me? Ayam packing my bags

TeeAL:
Hello everyone. Please i seriously need advice . I am a 24 year old Msc holder and I have not been able to secure a job, and so I am beginning to wonder if theres something I am not doing right. I have registered on all the major job portals and I spend adequate time on nairalands Job section but still yet nothing. Please im in need of serious advice on how to break into the labour market because i do not have the flair for business and i would rather get a job somewhere and put my intelligence to use. Please help. Thank you.

Hi, lol... I don't even know what to say to you but I don't want you to feel ignored in here, so I quoted you.

What kind of jobs have you been applying for? Have you ever gotten a scam invite? I mean those GNLD guys? You need to get one first at least for us to be sure you are applying right and wrong. Lol

So, tell me, what kind of jobs have you been applying for?

joestilld1:
Hello house

I remember you have not been welcomed officially.


Hi Joe! Welcome to the house of experts! To the house of men and women of timber and caliber! To the house of men who know their onion and women who know their garlic! lol...

You are highly welcome.
Do a brief intro if you don't mind.

Can we meet you?

tollyB:
the richest one and the most handsome one....

Which one for you

Ah! It is the richest and most handsome too she promised me!


I hope this will not turn out to be a case of 'same guy' ... we are marrying same guy... mmmh, I don't believe there is love in sharing o!

Jazmiynne:
Lolz that's easy... I'd send the recipe to amicable09, expect it soon

Recipe?
I have not left fully and you have started cooking something? I don't understand this new plan o, which recipe do you want to send to me?

Shebi you want the kitchen? Coman collect it!

YungMike:
Smiles... This Job Session tho.

Itz like olllor y'l attended same primary, sec nd tertiary institution ¿¿¿ Y'll chat like FamiLy... Nice one✅


Amicable09 i hail u bae, trust your doing great?

I am dearie! Thanks for checking.
Hope you are doing just as great?

Ehen! How far BAT? Did you apply?

tollyB:
amycable... sorry,you lost out boo...better pages coming up....who page 1000 help sef

singlefade in-law mi, I still they wait my hubby... congratulations on achieving that feat of page 1000...

Lol.
Who page 1000 help? e help singlefade ooo... lol.

Bae howdy?
Which of singlefade's bros are you marrying? Cos I'm marrying one tomorrow too o.

singlefade25:
Babe, forget lero15....... I need your address, expect my family on Saturday for the introduction. no time!

**Expectations high**
My family and friends are all waiting for your people tomorrow.

My address...
#1003 jobland crescent,
Job/Vacancies Road,
Nairaland Village.

Ask for ndi amicable compound on arrival.

Lero15:
Yes!
We are officially quarreling!

You don hear oyel moneyyyyy now you wan leave. Ok.

Did you say 'you wan'? when I don already waka!

You are invited to the introduction ceremony of amicable tomorrow. Time is 10:00 am prompt!

Lero15:
Lol. Me sef want the page 1000 o.
Pele. I Sha mention you I try na.

You try!
How jolly?

ksstroud:
Follow lero15

*smiles* You are my night crawling buddy don't forget.
Hope your day went well?

cc150615:
Noo dearie, it's always been a game of luck don't let Kss' 'dry joke' mislead you

OK. I believe you... lol

Lero15:
Yes now.
BTW, have you met amicable09, Jazmiynne, Abimbex007??

You are still calling my name!!! We are quarreling joor.

Jazmiynne:
Lol hahahahahaa lwkmd ooooooooo....

Bae I'm not crying at all o... It has always been a Win-Win situation for me na. My manifesto was very clear "Whoever wins, we win together"

Lolz see vex sey tey u even misspell my moniker for the first time
Besides uboma belongs to everybody and nobody

Lol...
Your moniker has been confusing me since time immemorial! Lol.

But altogether, it's cool. Though I feel the page like Nigeria's independence came too early. It's all good... 1000 has come and gone, there are more pages to claim ahead.

katily2, hi bae!
What's up?
Please to reach me, you can contact TollyB. It's easier for me that way... she'll give you my bbm pin. Thanks.

cc150615:
Before Adam, Jesus was!

Lol. OK. Now I understand how you guys work.
#Underground work.

Ah! Glo?
It is time to Glo with Pride! I am with my biro... kontinu.

ksstroud:
Dear,
Move on.
This is to simply tell you that life is unfair.
What you saw here is purely a "Planned work".
Why is it now that ferdyboss showed up since April 7 that he reincarnated.
Why is it today that that lady Singlefade stays online throughout. That's politics. Sad enough, your mingled boo can't help.
Leave their page for them, I read how that of 100th page went too.
Who cares sef?
...........
I'm out.

Ayam following you out too!
Lol.

singlefade25:
Yes Dear, he is very rich.

PM me the following details in this order;
Name Phone number Email address and House address.
Thanks in anticipation of the oyel marriage.

singlefade25:
oyel money........don't miss out.
lero15, tell her.

Lol Did I hear you mention oyel?
Give me his digits right away! lol

Jazminynne! Lol
You can't afford to miss out completely. Lol, you need to see the naughty grin on my face as I type this... lol, please come and play in the rain! lol.

Uboma, please ban Davide470!
He should have closed this page but refused to, now your Jaz will cry non stop when she sees this.

Davide470, I ... I ... I ... will be mad again! lol.

karleone:
So the 1000th page Jazmiynne and Amicable09 were fighting for has finally been taken by one who thought less of it..

Singlefade25, Congratulations! May your blessings come in thousandth folds.





Lemme buy this space just to be part of this Millennium page.
Amic, are you back from the Mountain?
Abimbex007, where on earth have you been?

Good evening Joblanders

Lol.
Not true Karl, singlefade planned it from the beginning. See how she used campaign strategy to push the pages forward when I was away mountaineering! But it's OK... She is offering me her handsome bros as compensation so I don't sue her for damages. hahahaha

Lero15:
Amicable09 and jazz don sleep

I shall shan't forgive you!!!!!!!

My mingled boo, you were supposed to call me on phone seeing that I've been offline for days... **rolling on the floor and wailing**

How do we go from here?
What do I tell our supporters?
What do I tell our village people?

I haf ti binu!

cc150615:
Nd u did it! I'm happy an old timer it is, new timers

CC even you!? Lol You were part of the conspiracy abi? Issorait!
We will reinforce!

ProudOlodo:
Lol. It was about the time I wanted to be born again so, I watched that ad from the womb
And since when did iPhone become food kwa?! What vitamin abi nutrient does that one give? My nutrition teacher must have taught them the one day I decided to be absent from school

Lol... You haf not changed!
I miss you o, see what your absence have caused me! You better appease me with a white fowl and three kolanuts before sunset.

singlefade25:
Babe, I like you.......will you marry my brother?
forget about Lero

Lol... Your brother?
The one TollyB is marrying or another one?

I like them 'reach' you know...

ksstroud:
Eeeh ain't Egbon jor If only you can decode what IDP means for a lady...

Wharris IDP?
Kss, I lost the page **sobbing** My page! My Sole right! lol