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Singlefade25, I will not forgive you in a hurry!!!!!!

Aaaarrrrgggghhh!!!! Lol... Run!!!!

Cos I'm coming for you!

LastMumu:


Ban me from commenting on nairaland? Dem no born anybody well make him try am! You think say na beans say I dey hold cheiftancy title for this Mushin Oloosha? Make una try am na, na that day una go know say nose dey smell pass yansh!

Lol.
Lastmumu, you are a correct street boy!
Which hood did you grow up in?

wroskian:
Restart your phone, the thread will wait for you.

Lol. Ah! Bad advice ti take over!

LastMumu:
How does Kss warning affect me or my want?

Can't you just want a better thing!
Why ask for something I do not have... to give away!

We will ban you from commenting on this section of NL soon.

ksstroud:
Yinmu
If you know the number of ladies he's turned to IDP, you will fly for your Leroic life

I have seen with my e-eyes what you warned me about and right now, I am running to my hero- Lero!
Lol.

davide470:
All this amicable09people mentioning me upandan...

Who page 1000 help?

Lol.
Make I just enter page 1000 first on the 1st of May. But Dave, 995 already, close the thread when I stop replying abeg. .. Network don dey dull me o!

Nairaland people dey on my matter! But I no go gree.

LastMumu:
All I want is your breast.

Ah!
Egbon! Kss warned me o!
In fact, I dey rehab already, IDP too small to contain me and my shock!

abimbawealth:
So, it is groundnut oil you want Close your eyes... open it... there, you have it... to your heart's content

Lol.
I have been rejuvenated! Thanks.

Jazmiynne:
Seconded!
U wan close mod thread.. Make davide470 catch you

Lol. not like that na... For full representation.

ksstroud:
Lol ,what are you amalgamating?
I remembered the first day I learnt that word from ACOMORAN, far back in primary four.
To pronounce it na wahala

Lol. The word hard to pronounce no be small.
When I taught basic 3 pupils about it some years ago, they struggled to say it correctly.

ksstroud:
Better fear him.
He's hefty oooo
I can't donate relief materials o

Lol.
Forget the six packs and muscles o, it is only a sign of hunger, nothing more. I can handle him.

ksstroud:
Tis well Dear The "Peace Like a River" will accompany you. How's Lero, trust he's journeying with you.

Thank you so so much! Lero is fine, he's working late.

abimbawealth:
Amicable09...there you have it

Lol. Me puff puff? Lwkmd!
What happened to doughnuts? Why serve me cholesterol? Lol ... Just bring me groundnut oil to drink at once! Lol


Abimba, be hating since the days of Amalgamation!

ksstroud:
The heart is with 'US'

Lol. Us like you and I right? It's good.
Abimba don't miss that 'clause'. Lol

ksstroud:
Dear please is it still on that issue..

No, not that one exactly. Kss, this week is tight for me... I kinda traveled out of town.

My Oh My!
Page 994! My heart is beating fast!
I have never been this tensed ooooo... Lol

My village people, I hope you people have gone to sleep?
My nairaland people, I hope you are rooting for me?

The hour is about to come!
But there is a major challenge.... *sobbing*

Davide470, I beg you to forgive me for all my 5 minutes madness. I promise from now on to always be in my best behavior! I will never fight with you online and maybe offline too... lol. Please, I have just one request.

Could you please declare a public holiday, no, I mean a closure of this thread until the first of May. The reason is because, on that day everyone will be around and the competition will be fair you know... I am in an obscure terrain and right now I'm typing this from the mountain top! I cannot afford to be offline when the page 1000 will be opened and entered *crying* I beg you Dave, grant me this one request... please.

Thanks! Knowing that you are for me and you will not leave me in this trying time. Lol. Thank you again.

abimbawealth:
You this babe...


As per Kss, there's nothing to fight about, the heart knows who it needs and wants... If you're in doubt, Ksstroud, Amicable needs something...

Lol.
You have just mentioned him in my very before! Ah ah! I have told you that his mention is my mention! Wharris al this!?

Ksstroud, come and tell her where the heart is!

Jazmiynne:
It won't.... Amicable09 and her baba plan to ensure I'm at work when it happens, but they will soon see wonders

Jaz hon, if you know where I am now and what I am passing through! Mmmh, the baba sef travel join! This is not a good period for this race... I think this thread should be closed till the 1st of May. What do you think?

LastMumu:
I do not need your caring, all I want is your

Don't be shy just say it!
Say it before it becomes too late.

I'm listening now...
Go on...
Go on...

abimbawealth:
Nope... '13B

Oh! That's really nice. You are bae! Quote me anywhere, you just earned yourself that place in my heart.

*********
But make no mistakes about it, I'll still fight with you over Kss! Nothing will change that! Lol

Philomath1212:
You opened 991
Nice one
We go dey go like this

You this Philo, are you not supposed to be taking math classes? Why are you showing interest in pagination!?

You will be banned if I perceive you eyeing that 'my' goal again!
Be warned.

Philomath1212:

Wear a smile!

Kookny:
We could arrange contributions for you

Please talk to him as a brother. Thank you.

LastMumu:
Even if I have not eaten, how would your question help my plight?

Lol.
Keep frustrating my efforts at being caring!

LastMumu:
https://cdn.theladders.net/static/images/opal_images/email/monday/laughing_baby.gif

Hahahaha.
Have you eaten LM?

Dahveydson:
Thanks dear
Lol. I'll put the protesters on standby then, anytime you're ready.

Uwc my 1924 love! I'm forever grateful.

LastMumu:
Go and sleep!

Lol. Gerrarahere mehn!

Philomath1212:
Lol
I'm not taking that.
This is my second question to you, the first was not even directly directed to you but to you and uboma.

Lol.
See how it feels when you are accused of asking questions... hahahaha *tongue out*

Philomath1212:
And who's the man here?

Question! You ask too many questions! *frowns*

Udochee:
u're welcome on board brov.there's never a dull moment here sha..we might be jonzing once in a while but be rest assured behind every monicker here there are bundles of talents(academically & professionally).
amygwogwo...i sight u.happy sunday. jus let us know when to prepare for the protest

Lol. You are such a darling! Thanks.

Philomath1212:
Reserved!!!

I thought I've heard people say time after time that men don't cry... Just thinking sha

Philomath1212:
Question again? But I may like you sha, you have a good memory I noticed I opened new 990page, 1000th page could be sure too..

Lol. I've got a photographic memory, a grand asset as it is for me.
Don't you dare eye that page 1000! It is reserved already.