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Na wa o. these people don chop our money finish.

My First phone was a philips Savvy.
the thing was as big and heavy as a clipper.
infact, the battery alone was bigger than the phone I use currently.

NYSC ko DKNY ni!! Wo! If you were posted to any of these volatile states my advice is to chill in your papa's house.
When you hear religious crisis you think its a small thing but i have seen it 1st hand and it is 100 folds worse than what you read or pictures you see. I say this cos you are worse off if anything happens (God forbid sha) bearing in mind you don't know the city too well. I dont advice anyone to risk his/her life for this NYSC crap, its not as if they pay well, so please don't go where you are not welcome.

Yes o! if they play the same kinda crap football they played on sunday then they better be gettin ready to come back
home,coz am sure cameroon will be parading the likes of Emmanuel kunde,cyril makanaky,oman biyik and Roger miller
coming on from the bench.Its an uphill task,our lads had better bring their 'A' game on tmrw.

Terrible I tell you terrible! where is this country heading to? i dont blame all those who live outside 9ja and never want to come back to settle.
Yes ke! come back and face all this rubbish? Why do you think most people want to leave?. they say people get the govt they deserve but i tell you,Nigerian are very hard working people. they do not deserve all these crap especially from the govt and some bottlenecks up there.
The masses voices should be heard before they are backed into a corner.

What is all this noise about sef! some of us talk as if we dont know our country again.
the truth is that while there are people who will follow due process there are others who
will sleep with anything to get where they want.in fact like someone said, it is even some of these ladies
who seek out these influential men esp in NYSC camps. if you play with fire you you will burn
likewise if you dangle yourself like bait to men, walahi they will chop and clean mouth.
Banning is totally out of the question, so Mr. LG Chairman should please shut up,We are talking
about fellow human beings without social security from Govt,when we need a lesson on looting
be sure we will contact you.
For all the ladies out there,go about things the right way and leave the rest to God.
I rest my case.

HEY ! THIS IS SO COOL.I GREW UP READING STUFF LIKE THIS. I STILL DO. YOU KNOW BACK IN THE DAYS
WE USED TO BUY TINTIN ASTERIX ETC IN BOOKSTORES BUT NOW WHUSAI!!.YOU THINK I CAN STILL GET THOSE?

what blackspade is trying to say is: light dey 24/7, water dey trowey, correct road boku, you fit sleep every night with ya 2 eyes closed.
and if you work hard you no even need to "hammer" to meet your basic needs wey go make you happy.
abi black spade?

PENNYWISE IS RIGHT THERE. YOU SHOULD LET THE WOUND HEAL COS YOU DISGRACED YOUR FAMILY(SOUNDS HARSH BUT IT IS WHAT IT IS)
TRY AND SET GOALS THAT YOU HAVE TO ACHIEVE FOR YOURSELF AND NOT FOR THE PURPOSE OF PROVING A POINT TO YOUR DAD. ALL YOU DID WAS IN THE PAST AND I AM HAPPY YOU HAVE PUT YOUR ACT TOGETHER. LIKE ONE OF THE SIGNATURE QUOTES OF A NAIRALANDER SAY: "EVERYTIME YOU FALL BE SURE TO PICK SOMETHING UP" WISH YOU ALL THE BEST.

we are like that cos you women treat us like ATM machines.
it is what it is.deal with it.

You support Man United and am a Chelsea fan, it just wont work

what do you mean by that.

LIL WONDER WE HAVE BAD LEADERS.WE GO TO THE POLLS AND VOTE FOR THE WRONG PEOPLE,
LIKE MORRIS SAID "DEAL WITH IT"
BBIII IS A MICROCOSM OF AFRICA. PRESENTLY THE SHOW MAKES ME WANNA PUKE
WE WOULD HAVE HAD ENTERTAINMENT VALUE IF IT WAS STAGE MANAGED AT LEAST.

walahi!! devil hand dey inside this thread!!! its ok for women to have a say in this butt but guys common!
remember that ibo saying that goes:

ma o bughi ekwensu,kedi ihe nwoke na acho na otile nwoke ibe ya


Translation: if not the devil what is a man looking for in another mans yansh

True,true the end time don near.

Well, there it is ladies and gentlemen, our boy is out of BBA III. Personally, he wasn't my favorite housemate, Ricco is.
However i was rooting for homeboy to win. come to think of it now, the only difference between Ricco and Uti is that they
are from different countries.homeboy probably had his tactics, cant say for sure, but being a Nigerian was his biggest bane
in a house filled with Southern Africans. Ever watched royal rumble in wrestling? know how all the smaller guys pitch in to throw
the giant out cos they know if they leave him in they would have no chance to win, thats kinda how Uti's elimination played out.
My brothers and sisters the truth is: AS SOON AS IT IS KNOWN YOU ARE NIGERIAN YOU BECOME THREAT.

@ Rokiatu

at the wedding everyone was just looking at me somehow even people i didn't know .
she and i were pretty close and popular as a kinda perfect couple.
its all good though. wish her well.

Nwata nodu ana ebe ndi toroya kwu oto,nney a akpoghi ya nna ya apkoya

IF A CHILD SITS AND HIS ELDERS STAND,IF HIS MOTHER DOESN'T CALL HIM ,HIS FATHER WILL CALL HIM.


Onye wetara isi ya ka eji tiwa aku-bekee agaghi enwe onu ita ya

HE WHO VOLUNTEERS HIS HEAD FOR THE BREAKING OF THE COCONUT WILL HAVE NO APPETITE TO EAT IT


Otuobula osoro ukwu nwanyi ya bue, obu nwoke ga ari ya elu

NO MATTER HOW LARGE A WOMANS WAIST IS, IT IS A MAN THAT WILL CLIMB IT

what then is a big deal??

SINCE YOU LIVE IN ABUJA ,YOUR BEST BET IS TO GO THROUGH JOS THEN ON TO BAUCHI,
GET DIRECTIONS AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO BAUCHI AND YOU ARE WELL ON YOUR WAY.

Bin there, done that, didn't like it

why you go snap picture for guardroom?

HI. YOU DID NOT SAY IF YOU WOULD BE GOING WITH YOUR OWN CAR OR PUBLIC TRANSPORT.WHICH EVER WAY, YOU HAVE TO ASK WHEN YOU GET TO BAUCHI.YOU CANT MISS IT COS IT IS QUITE BUSY WITH TOURISTS AND THE ROAD GOES STRAIGHT TO THE RESORT AREA.THE INDEPENDENCE HOLIDAYS
WOULD BE A PERFECT TIME TO GO AND THE ANIMALS WOULD BE ABOUT.

THE WATER IS JUST FANTASTIC. THE SCENE AWESOME! YOU CAN USE THE HOSTELS IF YOU TRAVEL AS A GROUP OF 10 ABOVE OR YOU CAN GET A ROOM LIKE A HOTEL'S. I HEAR THEY HAVE DONE SOME WORK THERE, AM SURE YOU WILL ENJOY THE PLACE

HAVE FUN

gay or no gay. The song is good. If you don't like the it, then sit back and watch the money pile up.

Hey! be smart. Get out of that relationship fast. Good sex my ass! there lots of good guys out there
the problem is that you are not looking. If the guy makes it tomorrow believe me you wont feel the difference
.please don't create a Frankenstein. Be bold and free yourself.
Best of luck.

deeptouch:
uti is a lousy jerk, worst Nigerian in bigbrother to date, wont be suprised if he gets kicked out soon,

You are spot on there.
Does Uti think only Nigerians are watching the show? If you ask me, I think his time is up.
It will take a miracle to keep him in the house considering the people he is up against (Ricco n Lucille)
the way Uti carries on, I don't think he has got any tactics and being a lively housemate just isn't enough
to bring the bundles home. My people, imagine Ebuka or Katung in that house. all Africa will need a towing vehicle
to pull them out. our man needs nothing short of an act of God to save his ass.

6,8,12 by Brian Mcnight


Do you ever think about me?
Do you ever cry yourself to sleep?
In the middle of the night when you're awake,
Are you calling out for me?
Do you ever reminisce?
I can't believe I'm acting like this
I know it's crazy
How I still can feel your kiss

[1] - It's been six months, eight days, twelve hours
Since you went away
I miss you so much and I don't know what to say
I should be over you
I should know better but it's just not the case
It's been six months, eight days, twelve hours
Since you went away

Do you ever ask about me?
Do your friends still tell you what to do?
Every time the phone rings,
Do you wish it was me calling you?
Do you still feel the same?
Or has time put out the flame?
I miss you
Is everything okay?

[Repeat 1]

It's hard enough just passing the time
When I can't seem to get you off my mind
And where is the good in goodbye?
Tell me why, tell me why

[Repeat 1]

Sing it for me
Ooh, ooh

michelin89:
@ topic

Firm waist and loaded pocket!

she just said it all