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APHRODISIAC
I also have the Brandy's song titled
'aphrodisiac" assigned to her.

IF THE SAME THING HAPPEN TO ME IN AMERICA I GO JUST RESPECT MYSELF CHILL OUT BUT
IF NA FOR 9JA, EH EH EH I GO ENTER THE POLICEMAN POROUSLY.

I GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE.THESE PEOPLE (WOMEN) ARE IN A BAD MOOD TODAY AND I NO GET POWER.

@THE WOMEN: YOU ARE RIGHT (UNA DON WIN)

@THE MEN: ALL MY TALK NA MAKE PEACE DEY O (AT LEAST FOR TODAY)

Your heartache serves you right. when you go digging,all you get is dirt.
I hope you learn a lesson from this.

NO BE ONLY longthing_69@yahoo.com na koboko96@gongoaso.com
Oga.go find ashewo10-10kobo.dat thing wey you dey find you no go
see am here for nairaland.

THERE IS NO RULE AGAINST THIS.BUT CAN YOU HANDLE IT? REMEMBER SHE IS YOUR FRIENDS SISTER.
YOU STAND TO LOSE A LOT IF YOUR INTENTIONS ARE NOT GENUINE AND HER BEING OLDER THAN YOU
EASILY TRANSLATES THAT THE CHANCES OF YOU TWO ENDING UP TOGETHER FOR GOOD ARE VERY SLIM.

IF YOUR ATTRACTION TO HER LACKS SUBSTANCE THEN YOU MUST TRY TO GET OVER IT. THE TWIST IS,
SHE IS INTERESTED IN YOU TOO. IT IS A TRICKY SITUATION THAT DOESN'T HOLD MUCH FOR YOU.

@poster

I think you need to have your balls re-attached.
jokes on U mutha, (shut ur mouth)

@poster

I think you need to have your ball re-attached.
jokes on U mutha, (shut ur mouth)

@ poster
to get away from your ugly mug (lol)

TRUE TALK MY BROTHER. I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE.
MOST TIMES THINGS JUST WORK THEMSELVES OUT.

A man went to China on a business trip. At night he took a Chinese prostitute back to his hotel room. During the sex the prostitute
was shouting "ching ching hi!!" over and over. After the show, the man asked the prostitute "what is ching ching hi?" the prostitute replied "it means very good"
The next morning, while playing golf with his Chinese business partners, the CEO of the company hit a fantastic shot that went straight into the 18th hole.
Every one applauded. With the intention to impress, our man went over to the CEO and said "ching ching hi" shaking his hand in excitement.
The CEO infuriated looked at our man and said "What you mean wrong bleeping hole?!

DUDE,DUDES! PUT SWORDS AWAY. JEEZ!
NOW, LETS LOOK AT THIS LOGICALLY. WHAT UTI SAID ON ONE HAND IS NOT TOTALLY OUT OF ORDER. GUYS FOOL AROUND
AND SAY ALL SORTS OF CRAP, WHICH IS ALL GOOD WHEN WE ARE GOOFING AROUND AT HOME OR AT HANGOUTS.
ON THE OTHER HAND, I WOULD SAY UTI WAS INSENSITIVE WHICH I AM SURE WAS NOT DELIBERATE BUT HE SHOULD KNOW
THAT HE IS IN THE SPOTLIGHT WHERE EVERYTHING COUNTS.THE SHOW IS WATCHED BY MILLIONS OF PEOPLE INCLUDING
FAMILIES THAT HAVE DIFFERENTLY ABLE MEMBERS. THE FACT IS, WHAT UTI SAID WILL HURT MANY PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO
MAY NOT SHARE HIS HUMOR.

@ poster
Really sorry about what you may be going through.Its true that most men out there cheat (I am no exception).
However,bashing dudes is not the answer, in fact it is probably what got you in a mess in the first place. As
soon as you women get a man you want to run him into the ground. The truth is; men like to be happy and any
thing that will deprive them of this happiness is contained ASAP, in this case ,happiness is restored with another woman.
I stand to be corrected, this "other women" usually cater to the mans ego.

I hate say this; men will always cheat.how much they do all depends on the woman.

Ladies, its in your hands to keep your man and protect yourself. If close marking will keep you alive so be it.
hey! one secret. Guys know a good woman, if you are one, we don't let go but please be careful of of those
who want you only for bragging rights.

amin gbangba.mo se amin mogbe ito mi.god bless you

eminemkayc:
THIS REALITY SHOW OF OBSCENITY IS BACK AGAIN TO POLLUTE MY MIND AS WELL AS BLUR MY T.V SCREENS!! I REMEMBER WATCHING THIS SHOW SOMETIME LAST YEAR WITH THE INTENTION OF UNWINDING AND RELAXING UNTIL SOME OF THE IMPRUDENT AND UNCIVILIZED SO-CALLED INMATES STARTED ENGAGING IN INDECENT ACTIVITIES DISCARDING THE FACT THAT THERE ARE OVER A MILLION VIEWERS WATCHING THE IGNOBLE OASIS OF ABSURDITY !!!! I WAS EXTREMELY PISSED AND WANTED TO PERSONALLY SUE THE ORGANIZERS NOT UNTIL I CHECKED MY BANK ACCOUNTS AND REALIZED THAT IT'S FROLICSOME TO DO SO AT THAT POINT IN TIME!! AS FAR AS AM CONCERNED, THIS SHOW IS COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY AND WOULD ONLY GO A LONG WAY TO EXACERBATE THE MORAL DECADENCE IN THE SOCIETY!!

OGA, DSTV NO DEY FORCE YOU TO WATCH BBA THIS TIME AROUND, SO YOU NO EVEN GET TO YARN NOTHING. I LIKE THE SHOW AND I AM SURE MANY OTHERS DO TOO. SO PLEASE EXCUSE US.

I WORE A PAIR OF BLACK JEANS THAT I HAD DYED SEVERAL TIMES TO A POOL PARTY. I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM
SO I WENT FLIRT WITH SOME BABES IN THE POOL. I SLIPPED AND FELL INTO THE POOL! THERE WAS A ROAR OF LAUGHTER
I PRAYED FOR DEATH THAT MOMENT(TRUST THE DEVIL TO DISAPPOINT) EVERYONE WAS LAUGHING THEIR ASS OFF.
AS IF THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH,THE CHLORINE BEGAN TO ACT ON MY DYED JEANS. OMO! COME SEE PEOPLE DEY RUN COMOT
FOR THE POOL AS THE WATER DEY CHANGE COLOUR. I HAVE NEVER HAD IT THAT BAD.

BA G

topup:
[color=#cc0066]I can't comment if it's right or not. But, seriously, we worry SO much about it, and it's causing so much unecessary stress, we are lucky today, we got Viagra, Jedi Jedi, Chinese, this n that and doctors, helplines and meds to deal with a large number of 'performance problems'.

Truly and honestly, I would never put so much emphasis on sex or give it too much credit, because I believe if more effort is put into building a loving relationship, the relationship will thrive, but I mean apart from the sex, you have to talk, work, love, share finances, maybe have kids and communicate with each other (amongst other things), so if the sex is great, does that mean all these things come in line.

I don't think it should be:

Love
Sex Vs Finane, Extended family,
Children, Interests in Common,
Dreams and Goals, Chemistry/Attraction[/color

I think it should be sex in the list on the right as an equally weighted reason for a relationship. Sex is given too much weight these days as if a relationship/marriage/future/ REST OF YOUR LIFE can be based on sex you are currently/will have with a partner.

It's almost as if great sex to some people means everything else will fall in place too.
Whilst you can have the things on the list on the right, but if the sex isn't AMAZING of OLYMPIC quality, you disregard all the qualities and leave the person

-** As always, I cannot speak for everybody because there will be some people who are able to have amazing sex, then argue and disagree and not get along, but the sex alone is virtually the only reason holding them together.

I might get attacked, but I think that's selling yourself short, everybody deserves some love, and if you are substituting love for sex, it just ain't the same, after a while you'll get bored of the sex, and there will be nothing to fall back on.[/color]

GOD BLESS U. BARMAN!! PLEASE GIVE HIM ONE GULDER.

O BOY YOU STILL BE VIRGIN?!! ABEG MAKE YOU GO FIND ONE CORRECT CONGO SHINE TODAY.
ALL THE HYPO'S THAT ARE SAYING YOU SHOULD KEEP IT UP ARE JUST PAYING YOU LIP SERVICE.
BELIEVE ME,THERE IS NO ONE IN THIS THREAD THAT WOULDN'T RATHER HAVE A WARM
"JOHN THOMAS" OR "CONGO" THAN TO SIT IN FRONT OF A COMPUTER.BELIEVE ME.

PS:REMEMBER TO ALERT US WHEN YOU FINALLY SHINE.

ABEGI! WOMEN CAN MANAGE EVERY SINGLE FEATURE OF A MAN WHEN THE CHIPS ARE DOWN.
HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU SEEN WOMEN DATING SOMEONE WHO IS THE DIRECT OPPOSIT
OF THERE DREAM MAN? WHAT WOMEN CANT STAND IN MEN IS THE FACT THAT GOD DID NOT
PACKAGE MAN WITH A REMOTE CONTROL FOR THEM (WOMEN) TO USE. Q.E.D

NA WA FOR WE GUYS O.AH! WE CAN FORM WEN E NO DEY NECESSARY.
THIS IS NOT GOLF BUT ANYTHING THAT CAN MAKE A MAN HIT A "HOLE IN ONE" SHOT HE WILL DO.
(SIGH) KISS THE FEET, WE WILL CHOP IT!

THE BBA SHOW IS ON CABLE TV YOU HAVE A CHOICE NOT TO WATCH IF YOU DON'T WANT TO SEE ANY FORM OF NUDITY
YOU CAN CATCH THE HIGHLIGHTS ON NTA OR ANY FREE TO AIR CHANNEL.MULTICHOICE IS SENDING SMS TO SUBSCRIBERS
ASKING IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WATCH BBA. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TEXT YES OR NO. WHAT EVER YOUR ANSWER IS SO
SHALL IT BE I.E, BBA WOULD BE ADDED TO YOUR BOUQUET OR LEFT OUT AS IT HAS ITS OWN CHANNEL.

NBC WITH THE SUPPORT OF SENATE IS PLANNING NOT TO SHOW THE UP COMING BIG BROTHER AFRICA III
PERSONALLY I LIKE THE SHOW BUT IT MIGHT HAVE SOME EFFECTS ON HOMES OR FAMILIES THAT I MAY NOT
HAVE THOUGHT OF. PLEASE WHAT ARE YOUR VIEWS ON THIS?

Juju or no juju i am glad we won.what those boys put us through in the last 5 minutes can only be imagined.
Siasia is surely a breath of fresh air to nigerian football and am loving it but what was he thinking leaving out
2 over-age players.Ambrose is a good keeper no doubt but lets face it, he is jelly out there right now. Greg Etafia
would have come in handy now.what do you guys think?
On the team generally,they played as a team in the first 2 games but the showboating against the USA was
just too much.good thing we got away with it sha.
Finally I think they should wake up and put their act together cos right now you can bet your last buck that all
the other teams must have heard of the naija goal lottery. way to go Ambrose!

PALLY, PLEASE DONT ROPE THE WOMEN INTO THIS.HOWEVER IT IS NOT TO SAY THAT THEY DONT FOOL AROUND.
WHEN WOMEN CHEAT IT IS USUALLY A CALCULATED MOVE I.E THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE DOING BUT FOR THE MEN;
CHEATING COMES NATURALLY AND INSTINCTIVELY JUST LIKE BLINKING OF THE EYE.CHEATING HAS GOT NOTHING TO
WITH HOW A MAN IS TREATED NOT TO MAKE HIM LOOK OUTSIDE. GUYS WILL ALWAYS FOOL AROUND. LADIES IF YOU
DONT HAVE A THING ON YOUR MAN, THEN THIS IS THE TIME TO BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID. HE IS EITHER A SMOOTH OPERATOR
OR YOU ARE TO DAFT TO SEE ALL THE SIGNS WE STUPIDLY LEAVE TRAILING BEHIND LIKE FOOTPRINTS.
"REDUCE THE CHEATING RATE", .HMMPH!! THAT WILL ONLY HAPPEN WHEN HELL FREEZES OVER.

@DEEP ZONE

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT! ALL THE DOGGIES HAVE GONE AWOL. LOL.

REMINDER: ANY MAN WHO DOESN'T CHEAT PLEASE SPEAK UP

@ DEEPZONE

YOU ARE RIGHT BUT THE GAME IS BIGGER THAN YOU AND I, AIDS REGARDLESS.
WITH ALL THE AWARENESS GOING ON, BALLING IS @ AN ALL TIME HIGH.
I STAND TO BE CORRECTED; THERE ARE MORE MEN WHO CHEAT THAN THOSE WHO ARE FAITHFUL
AND WHOLESOME.

NA WO OOO!!! PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL DEY O BOY WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? DEFINITELY NOT ON EARTH.
I COMMEND YOU SHA, ITS NOT EASY. I JUST PITY THE BABE WEY YOU GO UNLEASH UR DRAGON ON.
WATCH OUT O! COS THAT DAY NA TABLETS OF SPERM YOU GO RELEASE

PS: TAKE YOUR TIME ITS NOT AN OLYMPIC SPORT AND THERE ARE NO SEEDED PLAYERS. MOST IMPORTANTLY; BE YOURSELF. CHEERS

Cant remember but i do remember i was damn too young to be meddling with sex.