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Whats done is done, the question now is: whose shiit was it?

No one else comes close -Joe

When we turn out the lights
The two of us alone together
Something's just not right
But girl you know that I would never ever let another's touch
Come between the two of us
Cause no one else will ever take your place

[Chorus:]
No one else comes close to you
No one makes me feel the way you do
You're so special girl, to me
And you'll always be, eternally
Everytime I hold you near
You always say the words I love to hear
Girl with just a touch, you can do so much

No one else comes close

And when I wake up to
The touch of your head on my shoulder
You're my dream come true
Oh, girl you know I'll always treasure
Every kiss, and every day
I love you girl in every way
And I always will cause in my eyes

I went to a mixed school. Loved every minute of it. it was always a thing of pride walking out of the school bus with them chics at social event hosted by other schools;like Lit days, inter-house sports, football matches etc. ss schools will only hope to poach or get preyed on. back then we used to call them BONE TO BONE! Had a pal who transferred to a ss school. first thing he said when i asked him "how far with your new school?" was "I miss skizzers joor!" Lol!

In the beginning both guy and girl call each other several times in a day; because its new love.Nobody keeps count. However at some point one person might call more; depending on how loaded he/she is. This puts a lot of pressure on most guys who think they have to be on top of "things". On the other hand, if the guy calls often, some girls (i say some o!) then drastically reduce their call rates cos they know he will surely call. This is bad. Love is like business in the sense that;you have to be smart. This is where quality comes in. when he/she calls, what do u talk about?, If you are the one that calls more and you get laid back responses that make you feel you are bugging your partner, truth is, you are probably bugging him/her. be smart and take care of your heart.
Relationships are hard. Play your part well. call when you feel like talking to the person even if he/she called you 15 minutes earlier. A friend had this as his DP today: "when you start to give too much importance to someone in your life, you tend to loose your value in their life". If you are in love, this has got to give you a little shake.

@Poster. I think everything u need to know has been pointed out. One last thing; avoid stepping on polythene materials on the ground,, they usually contain, u do the math.

@ poster. try tarpaulin.

where are the boys!?, where are the boys!?, where the girl dey?! We all need her to come out and issue a statement that will help catch those heartless bbastards. Nobody deserves such treatment. Let it start with her.

she try. Liz Benson still fine pass am. NEXT!

Augustus Disgustus Aikhomu dead?!!!! ,

First time I saw the word "Naija" was in newspaper cartoon in the late 80's. Initially I thought it was a Typo. Am guessing it probably wasn't. We like it. Dora, eat your heart out!

Ah! Uche why u choose now to do this thing now?, who go come dey score for 9ja?

Congrats Omawumi!, childs paternity?, if u ask me,, ma who i go ask?

p.e.t.d (post election traumatic disorder), no cure yet.

@ poster. Kano is not as expensive as lagos and ur complaining bout 90k. milions of families live on way less than what u earn and still pull thru. Your problem is; you have your eyes on what someone else earns and am pretty sure u think youself better than he/she. bro. the only thing that starts from the top is a grave. work your way up am sure you will do OK. Best of luck.

Arik??!!!, peep this.Bought a 10:20 ticket for a Lagos to Abuja flight on the 13/05/2011. By 10am they announced a 1hr delay. Little did we know that all their planes were grounded on the account that they owed their fuel suppliers. There was chaos in the lounge by 6pm when they announced that flights going to Maiduguri, Yola and Benin were canceled as these airports did not have facilities to aid night landing; passengers went berserk! to cut the long story short, we left Lagos 9:30pm!! howz bout that for the broken wings of Nigeria ?

All this tribal bashing is becoming very irritating. We are all in the same s.hit together and still claim not to stink up the pile. Seun, do something please! Social ntwk forums in other countries bash us (Nigerians), we come here (our very own) and bash ourselves. SHAME!

Eheeen, make e be. we like them like that. Anybody wey no want make e go find congo, masai or zulu chics. enough abeg!!!!

Whoever called it wedLOCK wasnt kiddin'

The thing is, if i am loaded i will get the classy things Mrs Eve mentioned and even more. however if am not too loaded i will step down a bit and get her something really special that i know she would love. If she wants more than i can give then i guess we wont make it very far. shoe get size. the sooner we all realize this the better.

Unassuming

Hey Dora baby. tell u what, I'll meet you guys (Govt) half way; provide power supply in every home for at least 18hrs in a day and we in turn will stop using the word 'Naija', DEAL OR NO DEAL?

The simple fact that i have a job. I live in 9ja so that counts for something, take home pay regardless.

Na wa o! really n truly, women always raise the bar. she was wrist up her @ss. jeez!!

@ Ujujoan. Haba my sister! how e for be if i com ask Doctor the same question wey u ask? e no go  make sense, check am nw. him prescription fit cure my headache love-ache too. no be so?

Doctor!!!! where u run go?! come back and answer Ujujoans questions. i need the answers baad!

If any of Uti ,Mwisho or Shiela dont win this seasons BBA, Know that its out come today has been doctored.
, Let me ask sef, what the hell kept Munya in that house?!!!

"Women! What can you say? Who made 'em? God must have been a fcukin' genius. The hair, They say the hair is everything, you know. Have you ever buried your nose in a mountain of curls, just wanted to go to sleep forever? Or lips, and when they touched, yours were like, that first swallow of wine, after you just crossed the desert. Tits. Hoo-ah! Big ones, little ones, neepples staring right out at ya, like secret searchlights. Mmm. Legs. I don't care if they're Greek columns, or secondhand Steinways. What's between 'em, passport to heaven. I need a drink." -Al Pacino in Scent of a woman

Seen the product. The small print on the packet say: Warning: doesn't work on Nigerians. those people will find their way around anything, even if means bluetoothing their way in.

My brothers una talk well o jare! The thing wey dey vex me with Adidas be say,dem go make the same type for all the countries wey dey wear Adidas
na only colour go be the difference But Their home country own (Germany) go dey different.WHY? Na to tell una say dem sabi wetin dem dey do!
On my part i think the agbada thing go really pay us, so we fit dey palm the ball inside or take block referee and lines men view, afterall Henry do am
with out agbada. Make dem do us ad dem do for US94 where na only our Adidas kit stand out! who ever push that button make dem call back to work hin magic!

Na wa o! this virginity thing go soon become Olympic event. Personally, I think if you set it as a goal you want to achieve its all good, if it happens, still good, either way you win no laurels.It's a personal milestone. If you are a virgin with a very bad behavior or attitude i got news for you; your character has already de-flowered you.

she don chop money finish come dey faint for court.
Make somebody wake am o! make she show us
where the remaining pepper dey, na faint we go chop?