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SURE.
GOOD ONE. NICE READING.

There is a new digital cable service provider in Port Harcourt and many other parts of Nigeria presently.

koooooooool, more info. on cities covered pls, nd those behind the outfit, hoping and praying (it)they will last.
the more the merrier at least from the consumers angle.

SOMEONE JUST SENT ME THIS.

A woman wanted to reach her husband on his mobile phone but discovered that she was out of credit, she instructed her son to use his own phone to pass across an urgent message to his daddy who was on site.
 
After Junior has called, he got back to Mommy to inform her that there was a lady that picked up Daddy's phone the three times he tried reaching Dad on the mobile.

She waited impatiently for her husband to return from work and upon seeing him in the driveway; she rushed out and gave him a tight slap. Then she slapped him again for good measure.

People from the neighbourhood rushed around to find out what the cause of the commotion was.  

The woman asked Junior to tell everybody what the lady said to him when he called.

Junior said: ''The subscriber you have dialled is not available at moment. Please try again later''.

nwando:
Some would cut off some peoples oxygen supply and replace it with carbon monoxide.

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well said.
well quoted.

s-e-r-i-o-u-s

@poster
LETS BE SERIOUS, YOUR INFO IS TOO VAGUE FOR PROPER DECISION MAKING.
GIVE US SOLID LOWDOWN IF YOU ARE,

unnervingly true.

dats kool, can i have the (vendors)address pls.

Da Original.

A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for 20 minutes in line, he goes straight to a customer service representative and says, "hey, lady, I got this here check for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore."

"Please", say the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fuckin' check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language."

"Sir, I don't have to take this abuse"she says. "Well then let's get the fuckin'manager okay? I mean what kind of shit is this I have to take from you?"

The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?"

The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it."

The man says "Hey alls I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this fuckin' check for 15 million dollars."

The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says, "And this fuckin' bitch won't help you?"

i was expecting btw#15000.00 and #20,00.00 price difference 2 be within my #120,000.00/#130,000.00 budget.
guess i'll have to go back to the drawing board.
thanx.

intro to principles and practice of cultism , "look b4 you leap"

"by their prices ye shall know their performances"

@ klemente
What's the process of payment and claiming?It'll be better to view physically before payment.

HI KOBO,
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DO U HAVE AN OFFICE HERE IN NAIJA?
UR MODE OF PAYMENT PLS?
I CAN BE REACHED ON; 0802 390 3229
e-mail;damercy4u@yahoo.com

hi kobo,
im very much interested.
do get in touch at damercy4u@yahoo.com
also on :08023903229
thanx.

which is really the first bank in nigeria.banks these days uses whatever parameter that favours them. hence we have had first bank, intercontinental, zenith, uba and others claiming to be the first at one time or the other.

methink, its a comendable attempt. competition is good for all, keeps us all on our toes.what do y'll think?