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SC31:
ok cause was seeing bcs on that

How I wish I can join them in solidarity but will be going for a religious camping exercise tomorrow.

SC31:
better dont let it burst

I laff
It won't, worry not.

SC31:
Pls abeg o is it true that there's going to be a protest tomorrow,stream 2 guys

@villagegoat
Fraiser
Jubrealguy etc

I also saw the broadcast too

Here is it

for those in lagos....
there will be a peaceful protest over delayed CUL tomao

if u are interested..pls signify

dress code is white shirt and white tennis

efforts are been made right now to get a police report for d protest..

media stations to be contacted for now remains channelstv and tvc

stay tuned for more updates

SC31:
pls tell the nigga

I don tell am

DTOBS:
#What shall I say unto the Lord,All I have to say is thank you Lord!
Thank you Lord,thank you Lord...

#If no be God,where I for dey?wetin I for be?.
............................................
Wow... it feels so great to be back here "temporarily". I really wanna appreciate all GC E-fams for your support and cares during my short exile away from home(here).
For everybody that called, sent text messages and those that keep asking of me,I say may God continue to keep us all together.
special thanks to Bukish21, kbs468, Eaglevision, JubrealGuy, amodu, missoyin, and my lovely sweetheart, Airstarkane. You guys really showed me that we re indeed a family bonded together in love despite the fact that some of us haven't even met one on one,yet the family ties is so strong,Thank you very much guys.
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while away,I was told of spixytinxy predicament and this saddened my heart so much. I pray that may the good Lord grant you the fortitude to bear this loss. Sweetheart, please take heart, It's well.

Fellow corpers(those in stream II),God will perfect everything in his own time.
Let's continue to trust him for the best.


/The owner of the phone don collect am. See you guys later.

Shalom

Glory be to Almighty God in HIS Grandeur for preserving your life for yourself, us, family, friends, Nigeria as a whole and for that special and unprecedented future accomplishment you're created for.

Every disappointment they say is a blessing in disguise; BY THE GRACE OF GOD, the said blessing will follow soon.

EmeeNaka:
that's by August? or July? we left camp on may 13

August it is

EmeeNaka:
will there be relocation form for this batch A 2016? I am tired of Jigawa already. I want to relocate.

After three months

LogoDWhiz:
I'm scared for stream 2 but I pray for the best...

Pressy, how far

how you dey

I guess you're enjoying your break

CandiceJay:
Even at that, i love how he's able to see that sumthings are not meant to be said. He's d first Stream1 Corper iv seen like that nd im truly glad. It spells maturity. Kudos Amodu

My head is swelling ooooo

CandiceJay:
You are indeed wise and supportive. Stream 2 Corpers need people like you to gear us on. Some stream 1 peeps will just want to kill one's hope cus they feel they are better. Not judging them, but it's shallow

My sister thank you for your kind words, I am indeed humbled.

Why should one have such feelings knowing fully well that we started the struggle together, definitely we are the same. Please just ignore such people, and let's hope for the best.

jethro2:
lol. We will remember you in our kingdom. Do bear with us

Smile
Okay ooo

chiefololade:
Maximum respect to you sir, but I don't think they will be going as steam 2 again, as I don't see them going anytime before July.
Reason being that Ramadan will start in 2 weeks time and camping cannot go on by then, so it's definitely after Ramadan. Don't forget same thing happened with stream 1 as it was postponed because of the Christian fasting before easter, don't know if you observed that.
Once again, it's my personal opinion.

Ire oo

I hail you bro

Nothing is stopping them from going as stream 2 and in fact it is sacrosanct they will be going as streams 2.

I am not aware of your assertion above, all I know is that the postponements witnessed from the onset were as a result of no fund and waiting for the budget to be passed.

jubrealguy:
God bless you much

Amen and you too

Vick4rill:
when madrid apointed zidane as the new coach,guys like u gave 40 reasons why he is the wrong man.but now we are seeing different thing.abeg leave that matter joor!!

Needn't anyone to tell me that you're united fan

I have these questions for you and others alike:


After insulting Mourinho for many years, how
will Man United fans relate with him now

Will you guys also call him the 'Special One'

jubrealguy:
understood bro, hep me dey greet dem for dere ooo, tell dem say i dey come

Lolz

I will do that upon my return to the land of Kwankwasiyah by month end.

jethro2:
lol. But the name of my village is Ago Amodu. I am so sure you must have read why its always been mentioned.
I emphatise with you. But not sure there is anything I can do about it

Yeepa! Ori mi oooo

Yes I have on several occasions.

In that case, I should be entitled to some peanuts out of what is accrued from the use of my name and the continued endurance of the disturbing mentions.

I will be waiting

justified10:
it willl enter front page next yr...
d mods on dis section are lyk ghosts.. na ban dem sabi ban..


op, well done..God help u.

I laff
At last, it reaches front page.
More power to your elbow ezex

jubrealguy:
doesn't mean we av to spend 11 months out of d 12 months at home na..........shey e good like dat ni?

Smile, it is not good and you know I am not in support.

I am only corroborating that there is no supremacy or edge between stream I and 2.

jethro2:
I don't understand. please could you explain

My monicker is 'Amodu' and each time you quote your address, I am alerted in my mentions just like notifications on Facebook.

Jose Mourinho is expected to replace Louis
van Gaal as Manchester United boss this
week, but here are 10 reasons why the Old
Trafford outfit might want to reconsider...


1. TACTICALLY OUTDATED | Ever since taking
over Real Madrid in 2010, Mourinho has not
evolved in a strategic sense. While his
favoured 4-2-3-1 system is still popular in
the Premier League, none of Barcelona,
Bayern Munich, Paris Saint-Germain, Juventus
or Atletico Madrid use it. Mourinho’s
philosophy of a rigid formation protected by
a flat back four and double midfield pivot has
become predictable and overly pragmatic.


2. ANTI-FOOTBALL, NOT ATTACKING
FOOTBALL | One of the principle reasons for
sacking Van Gaal is his sterile brand of
possession football. It is farcical, then, that
in a bid to bring the buzz back to Old
Trafford, United have now turned to a coach
renowned for a defence-orientated,
counterattacking game. Against top
opposition, Mourinho's teams nearly always
set out to destroy rather than create. Hardly
'the Manchester United way'.


3. HOMEGROWN HATER | Jose Mourinho's
record of bringing young players through the
ranks – or lack of one – is infamous. Would
the likes of Jesse Lingard, Cameron
Borthwick-Jackson, Marcus Rashford or
Timothy Fosu-Mensah have broken into the
first team under Mourinho? No chance.


4. COMPLETE STYLE CHANGE | Antonio Conte
and Pep Guardiola are coaches who have
been hired to develop the existing styles and
tactics already deployed at Chelsea and
Manchester City. Mourinho's tactics are
nothing like what Louis van Gaal has been
playing at Man Utd, so the team will have to
start again from scratch.


5. NO CLASS, NO DIPLOMACY | Whatever
one's views on Manchester United's
supposed moral high ground, it is easy to
understand why club legend Bobby Charlton
was against appointing Mourinho as Alex
Ferguson's successor. He's eye-gouged a
fellow coach, played a direct role in the
retirement of a referee and, most recently,
made a female team doctor's position
completely untenable. Charlton said that
while Ferguson respected Mourinho, "he
doesn't like him too much". Few do.


6. RELATIONSHIP WITH JORGE MENDES | The
most powerful agent in the world, Mendes is
so close to Mourinho that he reportedly had
his own office at Real Madrid during his
friend’s reign. This has led to many of
Mendes’ players moving to Mourinho clubs,
but will this be healthy for Man Utd? The
laughable loan signing of Mendes client
Radamel Falcao for Chelsea last summer
illustrates the risks of such a relationship.


7. SHORT-TERM BLINKERS | Instant success
is everything Mourinho stands for and why
he's being hired, but that's not what Fergie
saw as the Manchester United way. Any talk
of the club developing a dynasty will be
torpedoed and all that will matter is the next
result, the next win, the next trophy.


8. MAN UTD BOARDROOM BATTLE | Transfer
chief Ed Woodward is believed to be the
architect of Mourinho's impending arrival at
Old Trafford but few others at boardroom
level are convinced the Portuguese should be
hired, including Ferguson. If Mourinho flops,
the pressure to turn form around will mount
rapidly.


9. POOR PEP RECORD | One of the biggest
challenges for Man Utd next season will be
competing with Manchester City and
Guardiola. Although he's had the occasional
success, the 2010 Champions League most
memorably, his record vs Pep's Barcelona
while at Real Madrid was noticeably inferior.


10. MIXED TRANSFER RECORD | Over £300
million has been thrown away on transfers
like Marouane Fellaini, Memphis Depay and
Angel Di Maria since Ferguson retired in
2013. Meanwhile, Mourinho's transfer record
is littered with expensive flops like Ricardo
Quaresma, Amantino Mancini and Nuri Sahin,
as well as terrible sales like Kevin De Bruyne,
Mohamed Salah and Arjen Robben.

Shammak:
Hey fam, Tsup? How y'all been?


I miss this great city

My comic dude, our Minister of Laugh matters.
We're very much okay and you
You're grossly missed as it has been a while someone exposed my teeth.

Fraiser:
lmao... Oboi I just dey read different funny posts and comments since dis stream 2 saga don start. Baba I don read my dictionary from begining to the end, I no see dis hardluck for dia o... I wonder d planet wey d guy go bring d word come from. Stream1 or stream2 all I know is that he who laughs last laughs best.

And another thing is that we're passiing out at the sane time and also recieve the 12 months allawee.

Help push to front page
cc Seun lalasticlala

Residents to police chief: come to
our rescue

by Fatimah Abdul, May 23, 2016 at 12:00 am
in City Beats

Some Lagos residents yesterday complained
of what they called high armed robbery and
cult killings rate.

On a phone-in radio programme monitored by
our reporter, callers from Ikotun, Maryland
and Ikorodu claimed that they were at the
mercy of the hoodlums.

They lamented the police inability to arrest
the situation despite Governor Akinwunmi
Ambode’s huge investment in security.

They called on Police Commissioner Fatai
Owoseni to ask his men to wake up.
According to them, the 10-minute emergency
response crime is not complied with by the
officers.

Some residents of Ikotun alleged that the
armed robbers have taken over their streets.
A caller, Segun Adesola, said the local
vigilantes on the streets were nowhere to be
found whenever the robbers struck.

“We beg Governor Ambode to come to our
aid by providing effective security for us in
Ikotun. This is getting too much,” he said.
Another caller said last Thursday around
9:30pm, armed robbers in a black Nissan
Pathfinder Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) began
robbing from Costain to Ikorodu Road, during
a traffic standstill. Two persons were shot
and many motorists robbed, he claimed.

Corroborating the story, Taofeek Olohuniyo
said passengers inside a BRT bus almost flew
out of the vehicle for the fear of being
attacked.

Olohuniyo said: “I was in a BRT bus which I
joined from Onipanu. As we were approaching
Maryland underground tunnel, we met a
standstill of vehicles while some individuals
left their cars and started running for their
lives.

“Our driver had to stop immediately. We saw
a black SUV few distance away with its lights
on. On realising that it is a robbery,
passengers started panicking and the
atmosphere turned rowdy. Some beckoned on
the driver to open the doors while some
objected to it. Some were of the opinion that
he should reverse but that is somehow
difficult as the bus was filled to the brim.

“The armed robbers fired and our driver was
utterly confused on what to do after opening
the doors and closing them back, he left his
cubicle to join us as we waited amidst fear.
After like 10 minutes, the SUV sped off,
people rushed back to their cars while some
went to sympathise with the robbery victims
before our driver drove off.”

Abdulogy is her monicker, she is a young and vibrant reporter with penchant and passion for journalism.

I enjoin us all to wish our own well in her endeavour.

Cc:
Lalasticlala

jethro2:
What our Farm Manager Free Training entails.

Our training session will be covering

1. The construction of green house using local materials such as bamboo, teak etc.
Participants will be involve in building the screen house

2. Growing different vegetables in green house.
Vegetable such as

Tomatoes
Cucumber
Peppers
Cabbage
Onions
Beet roots
Cauliflower
Brocolli
Lettuce etc

3. Marketing the vegetables.
Hotels, restaurants and supermarket are paying enormously for organic vegetables.
Our products are purely organic.

4. Farm Manager job placement:
Yes. We have clients that needs experience hand on farm.

They require farm managers that can work with little or no supervision.

We assure you of good salary package, accommodation and others.
Terms and condition apply.

Duration
June, July and August

Farm Settlement Location
Ago Amodu, Saki East LGA of Oyo State.

Resumption Date
June 5th 2016.

We can only accommodate 30 participants.
its first come first serve.

We made accommodation arrangement for participants for the 3 months at the cost of N15,000.

Its advisable to book accommodation before resumption date.


Registration is in progress.
To register call 08188540096.

Please I beg you in the name of God to stop all THESE mentions.

hardie14:
really i dey go ubth go charge wella ooo as auchi people don destroy light for us. though my lodge is around the police station.

How many days you don spent there that you're saying wella

Rukkyola:
I have kukuma been n Nigeria. Network baed gan ni camp ni. My subscription was wasted. I am fine 2.

Your case is with us here and you need to attend to it.

It was relay that you failed to replicate the comic Rukkyola known here in Golden City over there in camp and some even said they didn't see you all through the orientation exercise.

nathoneal:
BozZ Amodu I sight you bro...

I remain loyal oooo

Rukkyola:
Ah! Senator. Thank God u are here. I was about to waka go. I have been in Nigeria o. How is u?

Waka go ke, didn't you dance well? abeg stay joor.

I don't think you have in Nigeria, you just disappear since you enter camp.


I am fine and you?

Rukkyola:
**Knocks on the gate** Ko! Ko! Ko! Hey everyone!!!! Anybody in d city Chai!! Na only me waka come.
**Drops note** Hope u are all good. I yaff missed u all !!!
Cc; Pressy LogoDWhiz My sent4rina Iya paraga Spixytinxy Kbs468 Crobboy Amodu Fraiser Jubrealguy Johndanny Justified10 Oyehomie Aghans Missoyin Jayloms Iambibi Dtobs Fraih Wittyemi Eddykisses1 Adusco Eaglevision Sc31 Qutyjoice Katerine7 Et al....

Yes, come in
Senator Amodu is here

Rukayah Rukayah, where have you been

SC31:

Don't worry, I will come and say hi to her in Oyo.

SC31:
lol,youre not serious...how was kano camp

Lolz

Don't mind me.

Well, it was fun-filled experience coupled with stress.

The every morning parade and the likes, boring lectures and unproductive SAED are highlights of the stressful activities while the social activities ranging from welcome party, carnival, dancing & drama competition which I also participated, Mr Macho and Miss NYSC, and Man'O War drill the best thing I enjoyed most in camp are the highlights of the fun-filled activities.

All in all, it is a wonderdul experience.