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NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 10:01am On Jan 30, 2016
Fraih:
Psalm, you really cracking my ribs here, I almost rolled on the floor grin grin You must be an entertainer, you have been speaking like FALZ cheesy cheesy
You are not the first neither will you be the last. I am a regular customer of his, he has on several occasions made me expose my teeth at will and loosely.

Hence, I nominated him as the Minister of Jokes and laugh matters.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 9:51am On Jan 30, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Hmm!
After going a long time thinking this through! Considering so many factors in place!


I wouldn't want to be involved in a private battle with fellow citizens of Golden City. It won't be bad of me as the President, considering these wonderful girls also have suitors who are very much interested in them.


You can't blame me Evey for wanting 3 beautiful girls. I think I deserve to have a beautiful wife or have beautiful wives. Considering my status!


So, in view of so many things and then the constitution in view, I have decided to forgo of my ambition chasing Fraih and SC31 and I've decided to stick to you MissEvey!


*Kneels down on one knee*
Hand stretched forward with a ring there*

No time for long stories. All those sweet words can't compare to how sweet you are!

Will you be mine? grin
Wow, what a good decision and a good catch.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 9:49am On Jan 30, 2016
Kbs468:
grin Thank you but you are not doing badly either. And I believe that pressy LogoDWhiz wouldn't kick against my nominating you for a Ministerial position too inspite of the ongoing romantic fracas between us as I believe that everything would be put to rest soon.

Chemistry right? let me see what will fit you Bést even if it demand replacing the Non-functioning Ministers as presently constituted
Imagine, so you could replace but couldn't for my wife.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 9:42am On Jan 30, 2016
SC31:
Why can't you do the intro,we Dont always have to involve him in everything.
SMH for him. grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 9:35am On Jan 30, 2016
Shammak:
I go shoot you last last ah swear cool
Haha
You will allow woman matter to make you commit treason
Don't forget, this is no military era that you will plan a coup.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 9:22am On Jan 30, 2016
greatestman:
Amodu You make a wonderful prayer for me this morning Finally my name successfully uploaded..... Cc: Shuaibbs Biotechsola LogoDWhiz Kbs468 Yanabasee DTOBS Dominion92 Jtchukwu Armynu Johndanny Teemakagu Dafoly Besea Jubreelguy Kachikau Et al.. Wasn't easy....
I am very happy for you
Congratulations plenty plenty
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 2:54pm On Jan 29, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
That's life for you.

It's a cycle.


Ask her, around this time during her own period if it wasn't 'sharking' her
Confirm
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:51pm On Jan 29, 2016
Kbs468:
I hope all is well with him though. The same thing it is to our petroleum Minister Harbioollah oo as well as my first wife Pweedyuz and her friend mjblinks.

Nothing from them yet including the Minister of Health Prettyjo, I Mean the list is endless. check out the below

Olasum-My wife

Spymate-Minister of Arts and culture

Ojeifo12-Presidential spokesperson

mistarsam-Agriculture and Natural Resources
ClassicTutor-Education Minister

Minister of planning and logistics-Agoro1

Minister of Justice-elegushichilling

Minister of Defence-Uchman46

Minister of sports-dammybravo

Minister of Science and Technology-Mikkyboy008

Minister of Inter-governmental Affairs-Omoalhajayezz

EFCC Chairman-LMAyedun

Senate Majority leader-Banks92

senator Kingsley3218

GiftUbani

kraspo
etc

And I hope that

Minister of land and Housing Development-arnomec

Minister of Foreign Affairs-Johndanny

Minister of Finance-Spanishmario

Senate President-greatestman

Deputy Senate President-Kuchikau have seen theirs and good to go.

cc
LogoDWhiz-president

Armynu-VP

dominion92-wife of VP and awaiting Minister

Yanabasee-Minister of Internal Affairs

Sent4rina-Minister of works and Infrastructure

Minister of Health [State]-biotechshola {wishing you a safe and successful journey to and fro}

MissOyin-wife of Senator amodu and awaiting Minister

Shammak-awaiting Minister of Jokes and Laughter

DG RADIO, TELEVISION AND NOA-DTOBS

DG NAFDAC and my wife-dhupsy

DG SOG, Iya Ibeji and my wife-Spixytinxy

Mschubby-Business Mogul and my wife

Senator amodu-awaiting father
Indeed an encyclopedia

I am dumbfounded
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:21pm On Jan 29, 2016
Rukkyola:
Boripe ni o.
I don't know Boripe ooo.
I only know Ede, Osogbo, Ife, Ila, Ikire
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:19pm On Jan 29, 2016
Oyehomie:
lol---na spixytinxy joor...she call me Woman wrapper so i told i will du ma own back. So, she askd dat i do it immediately.. sooo d reason for d Proverb. i av forgiven her anyway,cos she gave me a open check to ask wat i want nd I'm still thinkin. cos i know not yet wat to ask for....
Okay. It is good to have a forgiven heart.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:14pm On Jan 29, 2016
Shammak:
Finally huh cheesy embarassed Una good morning... How Una nights
Welcome back
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:13pm On Jan 29, 2016
biotechshola:
Good morning GOLDEN CITY!

I've bin unavoidably absent recently cos av bin travelling frm one place to another in d last few days. I've missed alot i thnk. Even as i typ nw, m in kaduna nd wud b heading to osg tomorrow.

To all those who av seen their names, i say a big congratulations, wish u happy preparation nd wonderful service year.

To those who are stil hoping, i pray u all av reason to smile soonest in sha Allah. Keep the hop alive.

Cc:

LogoDWhiz

kbs468

amodu

greatestman

DTOBS

et al..

Special acknowledgement to Rukkyola nd all those wu av bin really active here lately.


Peace!!
I wish you journey mercy
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:11pm On Jan 29, 2016
Sent4rina:
Don't laminate ur original certificate o, in order to avoid story dat touches d heart..

Gud morning.
Alright ooo
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:09pm On Jan 29, 2016
Jamesdman:
As I Don see ma name.. Na God win!!!

It's so beautiful to wake up to this beautiful news. No stress, No drama.

Congratulations to all ma fellow ABUsites whose names were uploaded, and those still expectant.. KEEP THE FAITH, things will workout for the BEST!!!

Mehn, this Convocation go frosh die, as I've been mobilized, gonna convoke with no reservations or negative thoughts. Leggooo!!!!!

CC

daudae1
Zhul001
Rukkyola
Rrankdonga
Congratulations baba, are we invitedhuh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:08pm On Jan 29, 2016
CROBBOY:
Senator Amoduuuuuu, not not even making things clear anymore. Just deliberately making things difficult for family members.

DIARIS GOD O embarassed
Howhuh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 2:10am On Jan 29, 2016
*** Singing ***
ENI NI JIMOH OJO NLA
ENI JIMOH OJO OLOYIN
TODAY IS FRIDA, E JE KA LO KI IRUN
JUMAH MEFEEDAH TO ALL MY MUSLIM BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!!
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 2:01am On Jan 29, 2016
CROBBOY:
Oh my Senator, always on point!
I am a sure man grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:52am On Jan 29, 2016
teemakagu:
it's not a repetition as d 1st 1 wif d Lawan fatima kagu is no more on d portal... only the kagu fatima Lawan is there
Kbs468 already profound a solution which I will butress below.

For you to be on a safer side and for your mind to be at peace, I will advice you head to the Student Affairs office of your school to lodge your complain exactly the way it transpired.

It will be either they remove this new one and re-add the former one or better still edit this one presently online. The decision lies with them.

So I think you will be able to believe whatever your school asked you do aftermath of your lodgement.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m):
Abbeyunique2:
LogoDwhiz and amodu, shey orente wey wan serve for ondo for no dey here ni. meself need one iya ibeji as a honourable minister of golden city
Since you're making your intent known now, the choice is yours to make.

And if our attention and blessing is needed, we will not hesitate to grant you
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:30am On Jan 29, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
U suppose don code pass all dis na!

I'm not dropping from the race!
I'm just allowing him to assume the driver role.

So, if u select me! Cool cool
If not, I'll be happy for Crobboy!
Second reference grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:29am On Jan 29, 2016
SC31:
See this suitor sef undecided
Imagine, he doesn't even know how to word-pamper a lady
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m):
Rukkyola:
like seriously? Dah means ur daughter wil probably b Rukayat & ur son's wife 2.
I laff grin

Perhaps

Which part of Osun did you originates fromhuh
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:24am On Jan 29, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Ohh. Nice!
What of if he picks me? Will u drop drobboy and stick with me?
Lemme just quote this for reference
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:23am On Jan 29, 2016
CROBBOY:
What amodu is doing sweetie is to pose around with you (when we know all his other wives and concubines) just to create a bad market for you, so that eventually, you beg to become one of his
Pressy is he not trying to spoil his chance already with thishuh

When it is visible to all and sundry that me oooo, It is ME & MY WIFE
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:16am On Jan 29, 2016
Rukkyola:
I mean it o.well it's rukky + ola.Olaitan is my other name.
That's good to hear

I don't know the obsession and luck I have with Rukayats' as that is the name of my former girlfriend, the name of a close pal in school, now the name of my wife MissOyin and lastly another friend in-waiting in the person of YOU.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:14am On Jan 29, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
In other news, NYSC to start 4 batches in the nearest future.


Also, NYSC DG has ordered all NYSC staffs to declare their assets!

There was a conference held in Delta State!



Cc:
Kbs468
Atmynu
Dtobs
Sc31
Drobboy
Shammak
Ighravweig
Missoyin
Amodu
Missevey
Greatestman
Kuchikau
Oyehomie
Sexysapphire
Beckytee
Spixytinxy

And everyother citizens
I also read the report of the conference and the DG said they ready to host 3 orientation for this year.
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:11am On Jan 29, 2016
SC31:
Lol yes o he gets to pick who my husband would be on this thread. cheesy
Let them know grin

Echo it into their ears... cool

E no easy make I be the husband of the most sophisticated and succulent bae in this republic and as well owns the key to another angelic goddess in SC31; Efe dear grin cheesy

I am feeling, I don't even know self
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:05am On Jan 29, 2016
Rukkyola:
oh! Thank u so much.Am not frm yola o.Am frm osun state.I say a very big congratulations 2 u and ur wife.Dont worry she wil giv u d ibeji dat u 've been wanting.Evry oda person dat is yet 2 c his/her name wil surely smile soon by God's grace.Thank u.
You don't mean it that you're from osunhuh

Then what informed the Yola in your monickerhuh

Gratitude Hajia for you are the first to congratulate us on this new blessing.

A resounding amin to your prayer
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 1:02am On Jan 29, 2016
CROBBOY:
Presido please help me ask her o, whether she still need mummy's br**st milk. A whole big babe like her. She don't know amodu don't want her to enjoy life like him...
I pity you, watch it before you will paint yourself bad in her presence with your running mouth and missed a chance which wasn't for you in the first instance.

You already know what warranted her stance for my approval.

You might be thinking Oyehomie left the race for her hand already and that remains only you hence the CHIEF feeling of no opposition you're exemplifying might give you a shock of your life that someone else is eyeing her and wooing as well persuading me already.

So C-CAUTION. grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 12:53am On Jan 29, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
Amodu?
Beeni
Are you surprised?
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 12:52am On Jan 29, 2016
SC31:
cheesy you still need the approval of amodu grin
Naked truth
NYSCRe: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by amodu(m): 12:49am On Jan 29, 2016
CROBBOY:
Aaaahh My Senator. Presido is just trying to pull both you and my legs o.
But truly sir, every other requirement of the proposed project has been carried out successfully. Its just left (as agreed between me and SC31) for your final endorsement before we can embark on implementation.

GOOD MORNING SIR. YOUR BOY STILL LOYAL SIR!

cc:
amodu
I am left with no choice than to.....

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