₦airaland Forum

****Entering in the kegite way****

WOWORIWO WOSKELELE

LALATURUKU ILE LO M BO

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Let me start by congratulating those who joined the league and have the cause to laugh and share their testimonies; FUTA, ABUSITES and co.

I recognise and specially congratulate my wife's namesake, Rukkyola. Is she from Yola

I want to seek for my able and erudite friends; Kbs468 & Greatestman from Allah a reason for them to laugh and share in this flowing testimonies before the end of this special and best of the days of the week; FRIDAY (JUMMAH).

Having said the above, it is pertinent to notify the house of my new role and an impending change in my personality as in becoming a father soon as my gorgeous, glamorous and gem wife is perturient of our baby (ies).

Please rejoice with US

MissOyin (Wunmi) dear thank you and love you

LogoDWhiz:
Ahh. Okay o.

Well, she say make u decide btw me and crobboy

When did she say so

LogoDWhiz:
E be lyk say u get d direct link!
Dis one wey u fyn so, I'm jealous o!
I wan be like u!

Pressy wetin
Oluwa ni hun fi se ooo

Kbs468:
WELL, THE ONLY THING I WOULD ADVISE YOU NEVER TO LAMINATE IS THE CALL-UP LETTER BUT OTHERS COULD BE LAMINATED BECAUSE IN MY SCHOOL, EVEN AS WE WERE COMPLAINING, THE EXAMS AND RECORDS SECRETARY KEPT LAMINATING OUR SOR AND COLLECTING #100 FOR IT AFTER IT HAS BEEN SIGNED BY THE REGISTRER

For her to be doing that, she must be cocksure that it is permissible.

I will still enquire more before I decide sha

LogoDWhiz:
I'd advice you don't laminate.

Just keep it safe!

Noted

LogoDWhiz come and see my second

Oyehomie:
Ahaah...no worry nah....omode bu iroko o boju weyin,...orope ojo t'oun ba bu Oluwere l'oluwere nja ni?

CROBBOY:
#729..... Dedicated to you!



Keterine7 with chocolate skin, yellow trouser, brown/black bag? or someone else?

I laff

What do you guys want to turn yourselves into

CROBBOY:
Congratulation finally. After all the mouth-draining you had made on SC31, I was expecting to see Angel Gabriella, but...

ANYWAY, BEAUTY THEY SAY IS IN THE EYES OF THE BEHOLDER!

ENJOY!

Hahaha

I will do as if I didn't see this...

It is 3 much

Haven't heard from anyone though

Why not request for the sms sent to them so as to confirm the authenticity.

4xit:
Hello guys, i heard that some people had started receiving sms for documentation. Anybody here to confirm d info as genuine.

MissOyin:
#727

You nail this
I assume it was dedicated to me

Oyehomie:
Grest Senator Amodu, i tnk i jst found one, she is as cute as missoyin, nd as eloquent as spixytinxy, friendly as MissEvey and Promising as Sent4rina....she make am. i won't mind her...she will Complement my very ugly cos she is really very beautiful....

Who is she ooo

whispering.....Sent4rina is a male ooo

justified19:
bros I am fine o.. how ur side..?

Good to hear

I dey kampe ooo

yanabasee:
NYSC Orientation Camp.....
1. Call up letter(Original&10 Photocopies)
2. School I D card(Original&10 Photocopies)
3. Notification of Result(Original&10 Photocopies)
4. Passport photographs (About 10-15 copies)
5. Stationery e.g pen, Jotter for lectures,
stappler&tippex.
(Note:- The 1st 4 are for registration&do not
laminate your
call-up letter pls)
6. Round necked white T shirt atleast 3
7. White shorts atleast 2
8. Plain white sneakers/tennis shoes(rubber) (1)
9. White socks atleast 2pairs
10. Mosquito treated net (to guide your
belongings)
11. Basic drugs panadol,paracetamol,etc (not
necessary
because it will be available at the NYSC clinic)
12. Padlocks
13. Waist pouch
14. Beverages
15. Dettol, bath soap&Detergents (if you don't
wanna spend
for washing)
16.Towel&face towel
17. A pair of slippers
18. Bedsheets
19. Flashlight (Torchlight phone)
20. Food flask, bowl and cup
21. Sunglasses
22. Extra phone batteries and charger
23. Cash from N10,000 upward( if you want to
enjoy Maami
Market)







npn001

Thumbs up baba for this piece.

That reminds me. The issue of laminating results; SOR and certificates. Is it permissible even beyond the scope of NYSC

cc:
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468
Armynu
Sent4rina
arcnomec
MissOyin
Dominion92
DTOBS
Spixytinxy
Greatestman
Kuchikau
et al

Sent4rina:
Budget or no Budget;
I think the issue of inconclusive TT arose as a result of the initial unofficial TT.

Dont u think its unethical to have seen what hasn't be offfically pronounced by an institution of such caliber? "It's like seen the annual budget of a country b4 the president airing to the citizenry through the median".

They(NYSC) are trying to regained their pedigree as a corporate organisation.
All things being equal, i believe we're still camping by either 1st-2nd week of march and in no condition shall we go to camp in April, IMO tho.

Calm down bro, All Roads Lead To Camp, Comes March.

I am waiting ooo

ohiz2007:
That make us two. But I ll prefer kano

Abuja first, Kano second.

yanabasee:
There are many factors to consider...but I'll limit it to saying that the slated date for the passage of the 2016 budget bill will not affect us... Because, NYSC PRS would order for loan from the CBN to kickstart the event.

Hmmm, let's wait and see.

prinzpsalmie:
Antispam bot My second accnt banned too All because of hand over speech

Okay.
You can wait till the expiration of the ban or you mail the mods.

justified19:
naso e go be.....
how was ur nite?

How far bro me, how are you doing

Top of the morning to you all

The Senate yesterday went on recess will resume February 25th and slated that day for the passage of the 2016 appropriation bill.

Considering the distance of that day and with our conviction that it is the budget that is delaying the NYSC in setting date for the orientation camp.

Aren't we on a long thing or what do you think

cc:
LogoDWhiz
Kbs468
Yanabasee
DTOBS
Armynu
Arcnomec
Sent4rina
IghravwelG
MissOyin
Spixytinxy
et al

psalmieprinz:
Una good morning o citizens of the great golden city...
Shammak misses y'all o
Was banned Dunno the reason

Check your profile you will see the reason for the ban there

Kbs468:
Didn't even know that amodu had posted same but reading and making Every sentence ring bell in our heads is not a crime right?

Sure

THE EPISTLE IS LONG BUT ENDEAVOUR TO READ

This is to inform all prospective corps members, i.e. Nigerians who have graduated from Universities and Mono/Polytechnics both at home and abroad that the NYSC On-line registration portal will be opened from Monday 8th February to Sunday 28th February, 2016 to enable them register for the 2016 Batch ‘A’ mobilization.
In order to ensure a seamless registration, prospective corps members are to note the following for strict compliance:
The Website address is any of the following:
www.nysc.gov.ng www.nysc.org.ng www.portal.nysc.org.ng
Prospective Corps members should ensure that they have functional e-mail addresses that they can access and Nigerian (GSM) telephone numbers with which to register.
Locally trained prospective Corps members are expected to use correct Matriculation numbers to register For locally-trained graduates, only those whose names appear in the Senate/Academic Board Approved Result lists uploaded by their Institutions will have access to register on the NYSC portal.
Foreign-trained prospective corps members should ensure that their Institutions are accredited. Where in doubt, it is their responsibility to approach Federal Ministry of Education for verification. The letter of verification must be uploaded during registration.
Those who graduated from Institutions outside Nigeria, (Foreign-trained graduates), are to visit the NYSC portal, register and upload the following documents:
West African School Certificate(WASC) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or General Certificate of Education (GCE O’ Level) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or NECO (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or High School Diploma or its equivalent.
First Degree or Higher National Diploma (HND) Certificate (Second Degree or Ph.D not necessary).
Transcript of the first Degree or HND. International travelling Passport showing data page and date of departure for the course of study.
It is the responsibility of the prospective corps members who studied in non-English speaking countries to get their Certificates and Transcripts translated into English language before uploading.
All graduates of Medicine, Veterinary Medicine, Physiotheraphy, Radiology, Optometry, Medical Laboratory Science and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with their professional bodies. Payment receipts are not acceptable.
Unlike in the past, Foreign-trained graduates should NOT visit NYSC Headquarters, Abuja for verification of their documents. This exercise will now be done at the Orientation Camps. They should simply print their call-up letters on-line and report at the Orientation camps in their States of deployment, but should come to the camp with the original documents they uploaded for verification.
Anybody who presents any fake document will be demobilized and decamped.
Prospective corps members should ensure that Passport photographs used meet the following specifications:
Ensure your face (eyes, nose, ears, mouth and jaw) is fully shown without bending Ensure the picture fills the frame and centralized Ensure the Photo background is white or off- white with no shadow.
On no account should prospective corps members register by PROXY. They should also remember the fingers used for their biometric capturing as these will be used for verification at the orientation camps. Those who cannot be verified with their biometric at the orientation camp will not be registered.
Only prospective corps members who want their call-up numbers sent to them through SMS and wish to PRINT their call-up letters on-line are expected to pay the sum of Three Thousand Naira (N3,000.00) (see NYSC Portal on how to make payment).
Prospective Corps members who do not want to pay the N3,000.00 have the option of going to their schools to collect their call-up numbers and call-up letters.
All prospective corps members who paid for the online registration before but were not mobilized need not pay again.
Married female prospective corps members (whether locally or foreign-trained) should upload copies of their marriage Certificates, evidence of Change of name and their husbands’ place of domicile during registration.
The orientation camp is highly not ideal for pregnant and nursing mothers. Prospective corps members in this categoriy are therefore to note that they will not be accommodated.
Prospective corps members who graduated from Institutions located in the following Geo-Political Zones with challenges related to mobilization should contact the following Telephone Numbers between 8th and 27th February, 2016:
North Central -08092142614 North East - 08102790538 North West - 08092142661 South East -09038034460 South West - 07019190810 South South - 08092142616
All Part-time graduates are expected to register online and wait for collection of their Letter of Exclusion at their various Institutions. For those willing to print the Letter of Exclusion online, this can be done on payment of Three Thousand Naira (N3, 000.00) only.
PLEASE NOTE THAT ONCE THE PORTAL IS CLOSED ON SUNDAY, 28TH FEBRUARY 2016, THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER REGISTRATION.
Management

MissOyin:
Okay Amodu sho ti gbo

I no hear anything oooo
The last time I checked, I didn't see Enugu in our preferred states.

MissOyin:
I will tink abt it

Nothing to think about

Sent4rina:
Your wife(missoyin) dey follow us.. U beta think am well well.:p

For where We know where we are going.

spixytinxy:
To all Auchi poly students, go nd check ur name. Av seen mine. So so happy, let me start shopping

Congratulations Mama ooo....Iya Ibeji 1 is good to go

DTOBS:
| Walks in majestically, with my lovely,elegant charming woman beside me(you all know who am talking about)..
* Grabs chair and Table filled with iced origin for me, farouz and malt for her....Platesssss of pepper soup....
Listen ladies and gentlemen!!!!

It is with great pleasure in out heart, that my humble self and my lovely woman announce to the whole house that our great institution (ogba Femi) has mobilized us as we've both noticed our names on the NYSC portal. Many thanks to you all for your concern, prayers and encouragement so far...
We pray that more testimony will filled the air of A'16 thread before the deadline day in Jesus name.
Thank you all and God bless.

*Carry my woman
*plant kisses on her succulent lips
*Enters the room
*lock the door
*off the light

























*Wetin you still dey find?
























bros,you be amebo ooooo

Congratulations to you and Airstarkane, quite happy for both of you

DTOBS:
Breaking News:

#TeamOAU has done the needful, Our list has been uploaded...we're good to go!!!!
More news to come soon when my Bae,Airstarkane don check her own...party go shelle...




Congrat to all greatIfe in the house...we're marching with march!!!!



March ti gbe wa ooooooooo

You nko

biotechshola:
Praise be to God!!!
I have seen my name.
Cc: LogoDWhiz
greatestman
kbs468
jtchukwu
missoyin
et al..

Congratulations

justified19:
hello beautiful people.... congratulations to amodu, u are moving forward...


shammak, congrats too.. all d best padi, we go "wash" am o. lol

spinxytinxy dear, I missed u too o..like seriously ni o.. to dey enta nairaland just tire me ni. how far,, shey ur skul don do normal?

Hmmmm

I understand

But it is well

adusco:
Finally, they have released the much anticipated list on NYSC portal.



TeamOAU
CC;
LogoDwhiz
Amodu
kbs468
Dtobs
Bobolil (Mr Recorder)
greatestman
Armynu
SexySapphire
Tellasola
Olasalo
Femiti
Sabatok
DTOBS
Hilsocial et al.

Congrats

SC31:
Yes dear

Good to hear....congrats ooo. unto nysc portal