Simply trick him

me too

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wats dis?

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omg! is he dead??

Cutehector:
Wait wait wait... Does one retire in workin for d lord? Like pastorin is some sort of job...

me i wonder oo i still de wait to hear pope retirement

dis una president don wear suit b4 ??

Abuja (AFP) - The Nigerian commander of a new multinational force set up to fight Boko Haram Islamists on Friday pledged to bring an end to their six-year insurgency "very soon". "I assure (you), by the will of God, that I will live (up) to expectations and we will see the end of this menace very soon," Major General Iliya Abbah said at a ceremony in Abuja, where he was formally appointed chief of the Multinational Joint Task Force. The 8,700-strong force has its headquarters in the Chadian capital N'Djamena and is expected to be more effective than a regional offensive launched earlier this year to fight Boko Haram, whose insurgency has claimed some 15,000 lives. "As soon as I get on the ground, everybody will take position," Abbah said, adding that troops would be deployed "any time from today". Abbah was named commander on Thursday, when Nigerian President Muhammadu Buhari said during a visit to Cameroon the force would be ready to go into action "by the end of this month". The force will contain troops from Nigeria, Cameroon, Niger and Chad, with Benin also committed to help. However Buhari also complained of a lack of resources, saying: "After the promises of G7 countries to help the region defeat Boko Haram, we are waiting for training, equipment and intelligence assistance." Abbah, a Muslim from northern Nigeria, previously served as the army's military secretary, where he was responsible for promotions, postings and retirements, and was also part of Nigeria's contingent to peacekeeping operations in Sudan's troubled western Darfur region. On Friday Abbah described his new assignment as "familiar terrain". "I assure you, when we hit the ground, the story will be different... The formation of the Multinational Joint Task Force is the best thing that has ever happened to the region," he said. Nigeria's army chief Major General Tukur Yusuf Buratai described Abbah as a "seasoned, experienced" infantry general. "He did extremely well to contain Boko Haram from spreading into the northwest," Buratai said at Friday's ceremony. While the regional offensive launched in February has successfully forced Boko Haram out of several positions, the Islamists have unleashed a new wave of violence since Buhari became president in May, killing more than 800 people in just two months. news.yahoo.com/force-chief-pledges-crush-boko-haram-very-soon-143741906.html

i heard of a guy who had a crush and he luckily got her number but refused to call her, so the day he managed to call he was telling her that its not as if he doesnt miss her but he feels too shy to call...so i was wondering what that statement made him look like.if it made him cute or stupid

bettercreature:
Imagine! i just pity the woman though we all pay tiths one way or the other,either being screwed,loose money somehow,lend money people money and they refuse to pay back and many other ways

mehnn dull brains full NL oo didnt you read that she had waited for 2yrs for the gratuity...so do u need babalawo to tell u that its out of frustration she donated that amount

BANGERLEE1:
lmao bro u can see u are the most foolish of all...because u have problem comprehending simple english that was posted! Which part of 'The woman gave testimony' don't you understand? What a pity!

lwkmd dont mind the oluku Fvckin hater

ojimbo:
how did he know that it was the woman that paid the tithe or was he at the offering pot checking on how much every member is dropping or is he trying to buy recognition? Nigerians are becoming more foolish as day goes on

you are the only one who's becoming more foolish as the day goes on because you either lack good eye sight or ur so dumb to apprehend after reading...dat she mentioned the amount during testimony OLODO

i neva reach embassy my mind don de fly

wat if she discover say na army general get d car nt her bae wat if she discover say na army general get d car nt her bae

liljboy:
lwkmd even custom ROM never pass 400MB

htc one s custom rom na 1.2gb oo

thats the symptoms of "RHESUS FACTOR" which is caused by blood group not matching dat of ur wife....pls ask ur doctor he'll explain better. by the way take heart ok

mooregan:

I disagree boss. Cross River is Ford. Akwa Ibom is Toyota

i disagree with u both cross river is AUDI

mooregan:

I disagree boss. Cross River is Ford. Akwa Ibom is Toyota

i disagree with u both cross river is AUDI

proffnico:
yea.. SCH 1747 "android 4.3 & was unable to boot into download mode or Odin.
The notification light always light up whenever i plugin my charger.

i think the unbricking method on this post will work the only problem would be having the debrick img for your device and a memory card that has the same size as your internal memory..u can search for the img file of your device on the net, i'll also do same for you

clear whatsapp data and uninstall it after that install it again and when your number is demanded, give space in between the numbers eg +234 000 000 0000

if the sms verification fails, use the call me opt and patiently wait for the call

melya:

Tried it but didn't root the phone

what was the response??

AwesomeRomeo:
Pls how can I unbrick my HTC T528w aka HTC desire 400 dual SIM or HTC one SU that was bricked by ifont? It's rooted but I don't hv a back up and usb debugging was not enabled before it bricked. Tanx.

does it get stucked somewhere or...??

proffnico:
installation of wrong bootloader..

ok so wats the condition of the phone now? as in is it able to go into odin mood or download mood or does it respond to charging etc...i suppose your phone is SCH 1747 but what version is it before brick??

proffnico:
Pls are you an engineer?
In need of someone who can help me to unbrick my SG S3 at&t version

what was the cause of bricking ur phone?

Babatunde13:
Android. Thanks for the response.

open your play store app and search for "whatsapp messenger"and download it (thats if you've not done this before) but if u have already done the above steps and its not working 4 u,could u pls explain the problm

melya:
Please how can i root my Samsung Galaxy e5, I just bought it last 2 days

use "super-root apk"to root easily

whats ur phone os?

Diseye29:
Here is d site http://emuparadise.me .bt mine is given me problem ,i av d blue color ppsspp bt wen i downlod n open d file it shows not a psp game ,pls hw cn i make it wok or (apart frm google play store ) were can i downlod d golden ppsspp ,pls help

rename the game you downloaded to ".ISO or .CSO" and try again
as for the ppsspp gold is a paid app except u are rooted u can't get the original ppsspp gold. hope this helps

Diseye29:
Here is d site http://emuparadise.me .bt mine is given me problem ,i av d blue color ppsspp bt wen i downlod n open d file it shows not a psp game ,pls hw cn i make it wok or (apart frm google play store ) were can i downlod d golden ppsspp ,pls help

rename the game you downloaded to ".ISO or .CSO" and try again
as for the ppsspp gold is a paid app except u are rooted u can't get the original ppsspp gold. hope this helps

[code][/code]TELEGRAM!! here...i....com

Novaworld:
Morning to you all.
I know many pple would have seen and may even be experiencing this kind of response on our Android (I use tecno) devices. It usually displays the notification when you want to install some apps, as such it will necesitate that you uninstall some apps from the phone.
Even after some times, this notification will still prop up again.
If you have experienced this in the past, pls how did you go about it? Is there any software that can move the "phone only" apps to the SD card? so as to free some space on the phone.

simply go to settings and to sd or storage then to "make more space" options something like that(not so sure though)..You can also download "link2sd"app i'm sure that will help

I know exactly how it feels when your beloved phone get bricked by doing one form of hacking or the other...i'm also a victim and this method i'm about to share worked well for me if only you follow corretly..
lets get started:
Note: This will only work if you have
hardbricked your phone (tried
downgrading bootloader) and it
doesn't turn on AT ALL. No Odin mode,
no recovery, etc.
If you can still get into recovery or
download mode, but not the ROM
itself, try this link: forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2586319
A few prerequisites,
1) This may or may not work, there's no
guarantees.
2) If this does not work, you will need a
JTAG.(experienced technician's effort)
3) If it does work, you will be forced to
keep 4.3, there's no downgrades.
What you will need:
-A hardbricked verizon galaxy s3
-A microSD Card
-Windows or Linux computer
-Debrick file

For WINDOWS
1) Download win32diskimager
2) Download the debrick file for your
OS version
3) Unzip the debrick.zip and extract
debrick.bin
4) Run win32diskimager
5) Connect your SD to your computer
6) In win32diskimager, browse for the
extracted debrick file
7) Select your microSD in the dropdown
box
Write!
After that,do the following
1) Remove the microSD card from
computer
2) Remove the battery from your device
3) Insert your debrick microSD into
your phone
4) Insert battery into phone
5) Turn on device, if you're lucky, it'll
boot all the way.
*It may take a few burns to your SD for
it to work. Keep trying!
You might be wondering how this process works but not to worry here's a simple FACT:All android phones boots from its internal memory...so with the internal memory being damaged(
bricked) your phone then look for another medium to boot from(thats where your sd come into play)
MIND YOU!! You'll have to leave your sd in phone till your internal mem(bootloader) is fixed

TO FIX BOOTLOADER
1) You were able to boot into the ROM
2) Plug your phone into a computer and
use MTP mode
3) Move the debrick file onto your
internal sdcard (/sdcard/debrick.bin)
4) Disconnect your phone
5) Open up a Terminal Emulator on
your phone and input this code
Code:
su
dd if=/sdcard/debrick.bi
6) Reboot
Congratulations, your bootloader is
restored.
Restoring stock recovery
1) You were able to boot into the ROM(booting normally
2) Plug your phone into a computer and
use MTP mode
3) Move this recovery.img onto your
internal sdcard (/sdcard/recovery.img)
4) Disconnect your phone
5) Open up a Terminal Emulator on
your phone and input this code
Code:
su
dd if=/sdcard/recovery.i
6) Reboot
CONGRATULATIONS!!!!, your recovery is
restored.
Once your stock bootloader and
recovery have been restored using a
terminal on your phone,
you should remove the SD and
reboot your phone. It should turn
on.
If not, try again. the next post will containsteps for linux/mac users
GOODLUCK!!!
files:
recovery img: https://www.dropbox.com/s/geh2pmz1nqbfmq5/recovery.img

-Debrick file if you took the 4.3 OTA: https://www.dropbox.com/s/ur6ax9v18nyoaqy/debrick.zip

-Debrick file if you bricked before the
4.3 OTA:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/m8qu8pgmhnzj8p6/Debricki535.img

-Debrick for 4.4.2: https://www.androidfilehost.com/?fid=23501681358558650

win32diskimager: sourceforge.net/projects/win32diskimager/