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Family / Re: The Cousin My Mum Brought To My House Has Destroyed My Son by amofah1(m): 2:12pm On Nov 08, 2022
A 10 year old is too young to be advising or talking to, I'll so much deal with him for that act and him not telling me about it, if possible, leave a Mark on his body and later take him to church for deliverance...and mind u, this action that I've taken would make him realise the magnitude of how bad the thing he has done is.
Crime / Re: The Fight You Won't Forget? Share your experiences by amofah1(m): 1:25am On Dec 10, 2021
We were playing canta ball and this troublesome guy from our street will come and scatter it, because he was older, we’ll rearrange our canta and continue playing he’ll then scatta it again, na so fight take start o, as this guy fix me only one knockout blow I saw stars flying everywhere before reaching the floor, the next thing I saw was the ground spinning wey make me almost vomit... I woke up and saw my uncle telling me sorry sorry inside room with ice block on my head .

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TV/Movies / Re: Which Movie(s) Comes To Your Mind When You See This? by amofah1(m): 11:19am On Dec 03, 2021
7 lucky stars

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Education / Re: Nigerian Graduate Who Sold Ice Cream Releases Transformation 7 Years After by amofah1(m): 12:10am On Oct 26, 2021
I also know a Nigerian here who pushes wheelbarrow selling phone accessories up and down under hot sun and I’m like... people are really hustling legitimately oo guy.

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Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by amofah1(m): 1:00pm On May 25, 2020
[quote author=bellina715 post=89895712][/quote] okay this is here photo if it can help u remember.

Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by amofah1(m): 9:49am On May 23, 2020
bellina715:
down of Harbor road 39 back of Stella maris
wow! My friend stayed around there too she's called Amarachi, we both attended st.mary's school opp stella maris. Dunno if u knw her
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by amofah1(m): 10:36am On May 06, 2020
bellina715:
can't believe u lived in my hood...
really! Which side where u?
Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by amofah1(m): 3:37pm On Apr 24, 2020
Na so one mid morning like dat around 10-11am my cousin nd i decided to goan visit one of his friends at Aggrey road ph, den we were staying at harbour road police barracks, popsy was a mopol nd na dat time all dis militant dey like shoot anyhow...so we were warned not to be roaming about. I no just know wetin push us dat faithful day, on our way to the friend's place, na so one man come beg us say make we help am push him motor start, we push push push push push till like around 1:30 because we were also helping him to check d engine grin like say we be mechanic...not knowing dad had already come home which was unusual because he most time comes in d night nd they've been trying to reach my cousin's phone( then times nokia express music wey we don use play game till ba3 die) which was switched off, nd dad was already furious thinking we've been kidnapped.

So my cousin nd i decided not to go to the friend's place again because we already kept long on the road. As we were approaching our house, just where the barracks transformer was situated, we sighted mum approaching us na so we pause till she reach wer we stand...den asked y his phone was off, we said d ba3 went low nd she said okay dat our dad has been looking for us. undecided Yayyy! Na so transformer wey bin dey make noise come quieeeet meaning nepa don take light! Na so everywhere come begin hotttt but our body wey soul no dey inside again come balance d temperature grin as we come manage reach house, lo nd behold popsy prado park outside because sometimes mumcy dey like prank us..now it was time for who go first enter house because dad's favourite chair is the one facing the door so once u open the door, its the first tin you'll see...as we were still contemplating who go enta first na so i hear my guy name for popsy mouth lmfao cheesy cheesy cheesy (pls oo i wasnt smiling den oo na jst d memory dey make me laff) we had no other choice again than to accept our fate grin
Popsy don already remove mopol top nd was sweating profusely, den i said to myself, DUST WE CAME ND DUST WE SHALL RETURN. Before I go finish my last prayer na so i hear COME AND LIE DOWN HERE...

Brethrens, u know dat cry wey be like say u get asthma? Wey be like say ur lungs dey exhale oxygen rather than carbon...
Walai popsy drill us to stupor dat day...nd dat was the first nd last time he laid his hands on us.

That same evening i still comot go play ball grin grin grin grin

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Family / Re: Share The Most Painful Punishment Given To You By Your Parents by amofah1(m): 2:16pm On Apr 24, 2020
Chai i don laff tire...dis throwback dem epic die.

I wasn't stubborn tho but i had 2 hyper active younger brodas, dia stubbornness no get rating walai...dat was how the previous day, mum bought one perfume like dat nd kept it on the drawer, the next day she went to the market leaving the 3 of us in d house nd i was very sick so i wasnt active. Na so evil spirit come possess dis children wey make dem see insect dey fly inside house, nd dat same spirit come direct dem go where mumcy keep her new perfume...they took this faithful perfume in place of insecticide...































Yes u guessed right! They began chasing this insect of doom round the whole house trying to kill it with the perfume...b4 i know, perfume bottle don empty. When mom came back, she was like hmmm the house is smelling nice was i d one who sprayed? I said no! Nd d younger one said, mummy we were killing mosquito grin WITH MY PERFUUUUM!!!!! na so i plug earpiece for my ear begin listen dat Titanic soundtrack grin grin grin

I come pity dem ehn cry

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Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah Wows In Makeup Photo by amofah1(m): 1:40pm On Jul 13, 2019
Her real look alike�

Education / Re: Is It Right To Start All Over Again From 100 Level After Wasting 5 Years? by amofah1(m): 12:54pm On Jul 13, 2019
Tweak2k:




thanks 24 actually...
I’m also 24 and would be starting 100l in INFORMATION TECHNOLOGY by September...its not a big deal I think because I completed shs in 2013 and I've been battling with admission all this while. But one thing I'll advise is to get something doing that'll get u money alongside schooling.(U could be a salesboy if possible)

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Becomes Third Most Followed Nollywood Actress On Instagram by amofah1(m): 2:41pm On Apr 29, 2019
Like 3million users are not active � ��‍♂️
Education / Re: 2018/2019 Admission Process Thread Guide by amofah1(m): 9:32pm On Nov 16, 2017
COURSE: petroleum engr
SCHOOL: uniuyo

Pls subject combination and minimum jamb score to attain

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Education / Re: ADVICE!! please help with a Lucrative Course to Study now for a better future. by amofah1(m): 12:52am On Nov 10, 2017
iamnlia:

That's the genius in you....
Go for a course that makes you feel magical when you apply it in real life, like if you have a deep understanding of gadgets, then go for computer.

Also make sure the course isn't so rigorous to prevent you from tapping your potentials.
At the end, follow your intuition.

Peace
that's an option i keep considering...thanks!
Education / Re: ADVICE!! please help with a Lucrative Course to Study now for a better future. by amofah1(m): 12:43am On Nov 10, 2017
generalbush:
I think you would find this useful

Top university courses with High Employment
it was indeed helpful. Thanks!
Education / Re: ADVICE!! please help with a Lucrative Course to Study now for a better future. by amofah1(m): 12:35am On Nov 10, 2017
emperordachris:
are u gud in fixing stuffs If Yes then u might Consider Electrical engineering

Also for somewhere to gain practical experience maybe before ur admission

something like house wiring would help U
U can also Sustain urself in skul with the sKill
wow! Sounds great...i'll look into it. Thankyou!
Education / Re: ADVICE!! please help with a Lucrative Course to Study now for a better future. by amofah1(m): 7:30pm On Nov 09, 2017
emperordachris:
go for wat u re best good at...examine urself
yeah...but finally, i'm not able to figure out one particular thing i'm good at. I just have this character of wanting to know everything. I hope you understand me
Education / Re: ADVICE!! please help with a Lucrative Course to Study now for a better future. by amofah1(m): 7:25pm On Nov 09, 2017
sirjentul05:
Just study lootology, the act of looting govt money
Hahaha...if only there's a school that offers such.
Education / Re: ADVICE!! please help with a Lucrative Course to Study now for a better future. by amofah1(m): 4:17pm On Nov 09, 2017
Erudite202:
political science...
politics pays more than blood money.
Thank me later
thanks! I'll read about it to know more
Education / Re: 2020/2021 UNIPORT Admission Thread Guide by amofah1(m): 11:52pm On Nov 08, 2017
Pato23:
Really bro.. God is wonderful
pls wat did u score in jamb
Education / ADVICE!! please help with a Lucrative Course to Study now for a better future. by amofah1(m): 10:39pm On Nov 08, 2017
Hello N.landers, please i implore your aid in an issue that has been bordering me for sometime now. I'll be applying for the 2018 JAMB exam but still confused on a lucrative course to choose, (seeing it as sowing on a good fertile ground in other to harvest bountifully.) i've got siblings and some families who are looking upto me. So Considering now through about 4-5 years time, a course that i'll find a well-to-do job, save a reasonable amount, carter for my family and perhaps live a moderate life.(y'all understand what i mean right?).
These are the subjects i studied in sec sch. and are currently on my WAEC result
ENGLISH LANGUAGE
MATHEMATICS
PHYSICS
CHEMISTRY
BIOLOGY
AGRIC SCIENCE
GEOGRAPHY
ECONOMICS &
C.R.S
I'm ready to offer any course at all be it Art or Science.
Please your advices are really appreciated, keep them coming...
Thanks in advance, i'm most grateful!
Celebrities / Re: Stunning New Photos Of Hailey Adeleke by amofah1(m): 1:52pm On Nov 07, 2017
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Religion / Re: Can You Return A Certificate For Engaging In Exams Malpractice After Repentance? by amofah1(m): 8:00pm On Aug 13, 2017
See talk! sad
Education / Re: (photos) Shocking Photo Of Dead Woman ‘pounding Yam’ During Her Burial In Ghana by amofah1(m): 10:28pm On Aug 01, 2017
Larryfest:
Wats the purpose of these now
creativity
Education / Re: (photos) Shocking Photo Of Dead Woman ‘pounding Yam’ During Her Burial In Ghana by amofah1(m): 11:08am On Aug 01, 2017
Hmm
Fashion / Re: Scientists Claim That This 18-year-old Is The Most Beautiful Woman On Earth by amofah1(m): 12:10am On Jul 04, 2017
Wait until u see our last born
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off His New Diamond Encrusted DMW Necklace by amofah1(m): 11:28pm On Jun 30, 2017
[quote author=IllegalMoney post=58001586][b] grin

30 billion dollars fall on me

Wire Wire money fall on me

hmm...Wire wire undecided PM me let's mingle grin
Celebrities / Re: Afia Schwarzenegger: Nigerians Don't Have President - Ghanaian On Bobrisky Video by amofah1(m): 9:50am On May 16, 2017
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Celebrities / Re: Princess Ekeinde: Omotola Jalade's First Daughter Is Cute! by amofah1(m): 1:18pm On May 15, 2017
She looks like Tonto on the 3rd photo
Jokes Etc / Re: Why Do Nigerians Say 'Sorry' Before Asking Questions? See Reply by amofah1(m): 8:33pm On Apr 24, 2017
Edenoscar:
The sorry is for disturbing you
u sabi book my pikin cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: "World War 3 Will Begin May 13" - Horacio Villegas Claims WW3 Will Be Nuclear by amofah1(m): 10:33am On Apr 24, 2017
Mbok wia is d woman shocked bet9ja must hiarit today grin grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Real Madrid Vs Barcelona :El Clasico (2 - 3) On 23rd April 2017 by amofah1(m): 8:25pm On Apr 23, 2017
grin grin grin grin

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