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fairygeh:
@bid mother earth farewell,I shall not die but live IJN
You got no power to do whatever,absolutely none,you cant threaten me
Those who wish me dead die first.
Wait sef
Are u mad or something?
How dare u say before FI bid mother earth goodbye?on top nairaland issue,u say make I die? see me see wahala o
God punish you several times for saying that .

I don sufa. c wetin dis westernization & civization don cause no wonda d almajiris dey kick against am. I no blame u sha,I fit bet my life say u no tuk a diz trash fr my faz if u mit me one on one.
Jus go slip sha buh mak sure say u pray bfr u slip ooo,if possible fast and pray bfr u slip.

If would have been nicer if u explained the preparation step by step

fairygeh:

Oh Lord,i am done with you since u gat little or no sense at all
Have a lovely night rest

lemme giv u sum words to medidate on bfr u bid moda earth fareweLl. Just because we live in a computer age n u got easy access to the cyber space doznt giv u d right to use cuss words on jus anyone u meet. U might jus step on d wrong toe sumday.

Gudnyt too

fairygeh:
How dare you call my mama in this?
You this lousy fool shouting reporting me to the MOD
So the MODS are tiny gods or what?
And what's the best they can do? BAN me and then life ends abi?
You think I am like you that all your life is tied to Nairaland?
My dear,STFU and GTFOH

see who is calling some oda pason lousy.... U jus proved that u r natfin buh a bint n a crankwhore. U fink am one of doz jobless pasons Who wuld spend time éxchanging caustics comments wit u? I got berra stuffs to do wif my time and data unlike u who depends on ur neighbor's free wi-fi or worse borrow fone frm ur neighbor to gain access to d internet

fairygeh:
Start with me please,i like it when empty barrels like u make noise
Start with me and let's see who devil go pity.mtchewwww

wait lemme report u to d MOD & @ same time take permission from them to deal wif u,cos if I start ehn ur mama is gona Miss u

Ewizard:
mbok!

eyeneka abadie?

This yur findings as of which year is this

I sense FB

fairygeh:
you are a fool,an 1diot,are you human at all?you this 1mbecile
How can u be so insensitive to someone else s plight.That was not funny

come ooo . Wah is talking? I swear if I start wif u ehn evn devil go pity u. Wetin cum concern u wif wetin I post,abi u wan forn protector of d weak?

She fit share some gene wif GMB 20 150 cows... Cythiamorgan y na?

I dedicate my 2^1/2 likes for dem...........









Can I get 5000+ likes for my benevolence

tupem:
u no well! before you dey open ya teeth up and down!

no wahala u don win.

I aint seeing no virgina...-i no say plentÝ pipo go rush open this trend so dem go c sumtin. Strong sumtin

tupem:
I no laff! Na dis one make me laff.....small!

no mak me bliv say d problem wey u dey go tru don cripple ua sense of humor

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U mumu wear brazillian hair

tupem:
. that...isn't funny!

swear say u no laugh when u first saw my post?

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cozy7:
Plz call a bricklayer n give him a bag of Dangote cement, he knows what to do.

u say I wicked I wonder wetin u go say dis pason b

Use Izal with iron sponge....

dopeJemi:

Is it zobo that comes out of his di.ck after fncking a prostitute?
I'm curious

Beamborla:
Whenever you feel the urge, go rub your palms/hands with chilly pepper
Since, your libido is high, the moment you realize you are idle, go 'chilly'
You are 'welcum'

falconey:
patronize OLOSHO for your own sake!
"I rather patronize OLOSHO than masturbate" - prof falconey morenibado.

Choi una no go kill pason. Pason no fit get wahala cari cum mak una giv beta advice? My belle wan burst . Wif dis kind post I swear d guy fit stop soapie soap cum dy do him fellow man.

Nigerians judging a book by its cover since 14BC

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I pity for u...smh

WRAKE:
http://ayeniadeyemi..in/2015/04/omg-viralsee-this-video-of-kid-beating.htmlcheck this viral video of oyinbo boy pushing away his class teacher....

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simplexvi:
An Igbo man mistakenly sent 2 million naira to a wrong
phone number via Mobile Money Transfer.
He thought of what to do so as to stop the person from
withdrawing the money and he came up with this: He sent a
message to the person's phone saying. "Hello Dark and
Worthy Initiate, I hope u are ok. I believe u have received the
money I sent to u? It's for your initiation into the Eternal
Mystical
Order Of Glorious Satanism in the Ogboni Fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow's midnight 12am. That
money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for your
shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this Kingdom. Two
weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your
heart will die in a mysterious circumstance and another 2
weeks later the next person close to your heart again will die
too, these deaths will unlock your ticket to wealth, ability to
fly at night to any part of the world, change into all kinds of
animal to deliver your various assignments. Remember to
come with a syringe and needle for drawing your blood every
20 minutes. Please remember that you must not come a
minute late nor a minute earlier because the Viceroy of Satan
will be there himself to officiate the ceremony. Thanks in
advance. But incase you are not ready to join, please send
back the money otherwise you will die in the next 24hrs".
.......
Five minutes later he got an sms saying, pls send another 2
million naira my friend is also interested....
Which tribe is the person that received the money from?

hahahahahahahahahah

WTF!!!!

kaybiel2u:
well that was not what I mean. Anyway let him train his mind to remember thing tnx

U r right,but the question is how and where does he statrt from? Don't forget this is someone who hardly recalls what he reads