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ACCORDING TO YOU, YOU'RE NEW HERE, YOU'VE NOT EVEN SPENT A WHOLE WEEK AND YOU'RE... .....

ANYWAYS I'VE SEEN HIM IN PERSON, HE'S CHEAP AND BROKE,
WORST OF ALL HE LOOKS LIKE MY BALLS.

NOW THAT'S A TERRIBLE THING CUZ MY BALLS ARE QUITE ROUGH AND HAIRY!

Ahswear u b comedian....i wonder Wetin u d do for NL u fr follow likes of Basketmouth,Alibaba & Co dey do stand up comedy, by now u fr don blow(i no mean t blow bolon bolo ooo)

There are many ways married couple can prevent unwanted pregnancy without the use of condom. Women who want to prolong motherhood and enjoy their s*x lives can turn to the method we will discuss here. However, there are possible chances that you will not be able to conceive. The other possible way to prevent pregnancy without a condom is to for the woman to consume the pill. Here again, theside effects are in number and one should consume the pill often. More than this, there are other possible ways to prevent pregnancy naturally without a condom. Take a look at these simple tips to avoid pregnancy:

Pull & Pray Method
The pull and pray method or withdrawal method is also followed by a lot of couples. However, it is not completely safe. But, according to experts, this pull and pray method is about 83 percent effective, just equivalent to a condom which is said to be 84 percent safe to prevent pregnancy.

The Safe Week
The safe period is the best way to prevent pregnancy without a condom. This means you can make love between the 8th day to the 20th day of a woman’s menstrual cycle. Here the first day of the period signifies.

The Effective Copper T
The device is implanted by a trained doctor and can be removed when the couple is ready for conception. There are a lot of women who opt for this method to delay the chances of getting pregnant

Love The pre-intimacy
pre-intimacy helps to increase the intimacy without making love and the fear of an imminent pregnancy too. So, if you and your partner are not ready to be parents just yet, opt for this beautiful act of showing love.

Always Stay On The pill
No matter what, stick to the everyday pill. If you are not on the pill, visit a gynecologist and he/she would suggest what you should do. This is one of the best ways to prevent a pregnancy without a condom. The pill is your answer.

Culled:http://nationalparrot.com/how-to-prevent-pregnancy-without-using-condom/

At this time of economic hardship and fuel subsidy removal some Niqqaz be praying very hard for incidence of the kind so they can scoop fuel for free

abbey621:
Washed up actress with the I.Q of a snail, you bought fuel at 87 Naira at the expense of the government subsidizing with Billions of Naira, your country keeps getting broke due to past corruption and an existing system of wastage. You bought fuel at 87 Naira but every year there's fuel scarcity and citizens end up not having fuel or purchasing at ridiculous price of almost 300 Naira per liter. So with subsidy we keep getting ourselves in debt and yet the same fuel is not easily accessible, what would it be without subsidy? Without subsidy, no more cabals profiting from the Nigerian government, fuel becomes abundant and there's healthy competition among sellers. I bet the Actress is one of the gullible ones that actually believe Nigeria produces fuel, WE DO NOT!!! We have oil but it's useless because we cannot refine it, so we end up selling oil to the nation that can and then buy it back at ridiculous prices, can we actually continue this way? Support the deregulation of the oil sector and the full operation of Nigerian refineries, this is the way forward, this is the way a country builds for long lasting SUCCESS!

My one million question is,what happened to illegal refineries they claim to seize why don't the equip those refineries or better still support the product and refining in a commercial scale instead o destroying them?

TANTUMERGO007:
how i wish i can see you live, i for beat you ehn

This part got me lafin none stop

ANTONINEUTRON:
WHY ARE U DEFENDING MEDIOCRITY??
Becuz it's buhari??

Even my uncle who support buhari cameback 4rm work Y.Day pissed off.


The removal of subsidy will affect everything(Food, toothbrush, cloth, phone e.t.c) as far it's transported.



So stop it,
U are a Nigerian, not a Buharian- becuz ur country come first.

If smetin is done good, evrybody will join u and hail him.

Inibehe Effiong
The government decided to increase fuel price without consulting properly with the Nigerian people. At the meeting held yesterday prior to the announcement by Mr Ibe Kachikwu, the civil society was not represented. What type of democracy is this? That a government will just wake-up and make policy decisions that have grave consequences of the lives of the citizens without dialogue and engagement. It is not just about the correctness of the policy but the manner in which it is introduced.
The name above is a die hard supporter of Buhari and APC,i had to copy this from his fb page,it seems he is beginnig to see reasons with GEJ dispensation.
Pro-Buhari una neva Chi Chum Chin....Sai Baba
#BabaGoSlow

Wen @ #86 per litre we still buy fuel @ over 200 to 300/litre now dt d official pump price ve increase to #145 wat wil b faith of the poor Nigerians?#FuelSubsidy

Mimimaidservice:
Hi,

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FOR NANNY POSITION
I do not cook for your family or friends neither do i clean up after your friends or husband/Wife... i cater to only your children

I work 7am to 8pm extra hours will be negotiated.

I do not live in your home, except on special cases.

I do not run errands for you except they are child welfare related

I work Monday to Saturday.

FOR PA POSITION

I am available for anything, Legal, moral, justifiable and Within the scope of Work

Any interested Employer should contact me on my email chillyjulix@yahoo.com

NB: Only serious Employers please

The section in bold print sure got a lot o meaning

What borders me most is his quick attitude towards touring the planet and his very very slow pace attitude towards thing that pertains to the very country he is called to serve.

Saw this today when surfing the Internet and it got me laughing none stop.
Guess this is the reason why it took him that long a time to appoint his cabinet and append his signature on the budget fo approval.
#BabaGoSlow

So funny

Sunday Ukpe that very bad niqqa....
How come he traveled such long distance without been spotted by any security official?

shame on all those who perpetuated this act of cannibalism...who are they to tak th laws into thei hands? Why don't they go beat to death those top politicians who siphon billions of Naira

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