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Travel / Re: 11 Things Only Nigerians Will Think Are Funny by amsoslim(m): 8:33pm On Apr 08, 2015
hensben:
Just like that and it make fp...hmm
serious,e make FP?
Travel / Re: 11 Things Only Nigerians Will Think Are Funny by amsoslim(m): 8:27pm On Apr 08, 2015
holatin:
is Nigeria as frustration as that ?
try laugh when the air still come out of the nose.
if I have 2 laf wif awt reason or ova sumfin dah got no homour den natfin differentials me frm dah mad man who seats along 9th mile in enugu
Politics / Re: Chat Club - Buhari's Agenda. by amsoslim(m): 8:21pm On Apr 08, 2015
elego1:
May 29, the day buhari will be inaugurated as the new president of Nigeria. What do you think should be buhari's major agenda. Share your opinions.
For me, buhari's major agenda should be eradicating corruption and terrorism.

NEXT.......
we have over heard this eradication of kworaption,isn't there any other thing he would do? After giving his followers high hopes of making N1=$1 and a Litre of fuel for N50
Celebrities / Re: [photo] Sound Sultan Strikes A Pose With Nigerian Football Legends by amsoslim(m): 6:39pm On Apr 08, 2015
badassProdigy:

lolz...d guy offend u ni
nah!!! Na my guy eim b ooo,we bin buf. Attend d same kindercateen back den. U wuldnt wana knw wen
Celebrities / Re: [photo] Sound Sultan Strikes A Pose With Nigerian Football Legends by amsoslim(m): 5:44pm On Apr 08, 2015
C how him b lyk errand boi amongst dem
Romance / Re: Man To Go Undergo World First Head Transplant by amsoslim(m): 5:37pm On Apr 08, 2015
Pishure of d prototype head transplant plzzzzzz or idontbliv




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Why goin for a donor when he can go meet those isis niqqaz let dem give him one lovely headless body.

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Celebrities / Re: Final Year Student Davido Shares His Final Year Project Topic On IG (PHOTO) by amsoslim(m): 5:31pm On Apr 08, 2015
Hmmmm....
Celebrities / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Mounts The Pulpit In An Unusual Outfit [PHOTOS] by amsoslim(m): 5:26pm On Apr 08, 2015
Hmmmm....
Politics / Re: Police Reform Group Begs Buhari To Sack IGP Abba by amsoslim(m): 3:59pm On Apr 08, 2015
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Travel / Re: 11 Things Only Nigerians Will Think Are Funny by amsoslim(m): 3:56pm On Apr 08, 2015
Natfin funi abt diz post na....



Waooooo!!! Cantblivit that this unfunny post made FB,all the same lemme use this medium as FTC to send a shout awt to my haters.hating & beefing me makes me smarter,wiser,hard working and famous.

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Education / Re: IELTS And TOFEL Apllicant Let Us Meet Here. by amsoslim(m): 3:48pm On Apr 08, 2015
danielayodele16:

No age limit, it depends on what u are taking the exam for. Read more on their site www.ielts.britishcouncil.org
hope u aint directing me 2 ua link?
Celebrities / Re: Meet The 5 Female Nigerian Celebrities Who Are Still Virgins (photos) by amsoslim(m): 3:44pm On Apr 08, 2015
Aal dis b****es b forming virgins....hmmmm I laf in tunis. Dem b helping demsevz wif vibrators n fingers.
Education / Re: IELTS And TOFEL Apllicant Let Us Meet Here. by amsoslim(m): 3:28pm On Apr 08, 2015
danielayodele16:
Hello guys,
Am creating this tread for those of us preparing to write either IELTS Or TOFEL Exam. I have written IELTS once before but did not get the scores I hoped for, I have made up my mind to re-take the test and I really want to make it this time so please if you have written it before and made good scores or not, kindly share your success story.
pls do Dey av any age liimit for the exam,how much is the form,where can one purchase the form and what is the requirement for the exam?
Nairaland / General / Re: List of Funny trends on Nairaland by amsoslim(m): 3:17pm On Apr 08, 2015
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Religion / Re: Youths Set Baptist Church Ablaze In Kano (photo) by amsoslim(m): 10:32am On Apr 08, 2015
Sai RIP to d dead
Romance / Re: Ever Turned Down An Ugly Babe And Years Later, You Discover She Already An Angel by amsoslim(m): 9:41am On Apr 08, 2015
fpeter:



LOL...u harsh o abi u relate to Oba of Lagos ni?
lol....u wan drown for inside pucket?
Politics / Re: Nigeria To Break Up Before May 29th 2015-CNN by amsoslim(m): 2:18am On Apr 07, 2015
This isn't fair I was the FTC how come am second.....choi I c politics here,so na true say dem dey book space. Ehen!!! No worry!
Romance / Re: How Do U Determine A Male Virginity by amsoslim(m): 1:20am On Apr 07, 2015
By tasting the cap of the abunna with the tip of the tongue grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: Amber Rose And Wiz Khalifa Reunite For Easter [photos] by amsoslim(m): 1:16am On Apr 07, 2015
Owk noted
Politics / Re: Nigeria To Break Up Before May 29th 2015-CNN by amsoslim(m): 1:16am On Apr 07, 2015
Anything is possible with the way things are turning out to be....the tribalism,ethnic differnce n religious beef

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Politics / Re: Know What The Nigerian Leaders Earn = by amsoslim(m): 1:05am On Apr 07, 2015
No trespassing......paid 50kobo for this space
Family / Re: Husband Catches Pregnant Wife Having Sex With Another Man by amsoslim(m): 1:00am On Apr 07, 2015
Mercylin:
Na wa o.. undecided
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Family / Re: Husband Catches Pregnant Wife Having Sex With Another Man by amsoslim(m): 12:59am On Apr 07, 2015
If u don't got pishure of d man's abunna in d pregnant woman's abunna I don't bliv u
Webmasters / Re: Facebook Page Owner's Thread by amsoslim(m): 12:54am On Apr 07, 2015
U b appretise scammer? U wan hack pipo account ni?
Education / Re: The Phobia Lists by amsoslim(m): 12:48am On Apr 07, 2015
Ititophobia: fear of wide pu**y
Bobbyphobia: fear of big boobz
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Buhari Visits Owerri As Okorocha Champions The Affairs Of Ndi Igbo by amsoslim(m): 12:29am On Apr 07, 2015
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Politics / Re: Is This The Audio Of Oba Akiolu's 'Die In The Lagoon' Speech? by amsoslim(m): 12:27am On Apr 07, 2015
hizaya61:
I need mb to view the audio any Good Samaritan
choi I no fit laf finish.:ahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaha

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