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AutosRe: Sold sold sold !!!!! by amstamon: 4:15am On Jun 15, 2017
Bros, u sure say dis ur Broda u left key with never use am flex the whole town red? U sure say the suspension still dey OK? Very interested but I dey fear awon Igbo..
AutosRe: Sold sold sold !!!!! by amstamon: 4:15am On Jun 15, 2017
Bros, u sure say dis ur Broda u left key with never use am flex the whole town red? U sure say the suspension still dey OK? Very interested but I dey fear awon Igbo
IslamRe: 5 Reasons Why Nigerians Love Ramadan by amstamon: 12:16pm On May 27, 2017
Rubbish!!! What's the purpose of fasting for 30days and still go back to your wrong doing after fasting. Is that not hunger strike? Abeg make I sip my alomo and Frog leg jore. No Fvck to give this time.
Someone help me with a nice meme ☺
HealthRe: 21-Year-Old Indian Man Stuck In A 160-Year-Old Body (Photos) by amstamon: 4:30am On Apr 27, 2017
hollowway44:
Na real wah o.
Na xo one girl for my sch go dey chat with Indian guy online ehn,dem con dey very intimate con dey chat dirty o
After much online romance sex and intimacy, the guy con begin dey appear for d girl dey sleep with her every day. D girl no talk o, con dey lean. Na church prog she go wey God locate her o.
Pastor said d India guy tie her soul for Hindu and vinshu. No b small dileverce.
No all did bad bad tins make dem dey born deformed kids.
LIENUS!!! HOW FAR NA?
SportsRe: See Photo Of The Survivors Of The Football Viewing Center Tragedy In Calabar by amstamon: 10:30am On Apr 21, 2017
Traff8889:
Check details below and see what i have for you
You be Mumu, original Mumu for that mata.. Them say people die watching match, while we dey mourn dem, u still wan scam us untop..
Na obatanla, orunmila, ogun and amadioha go fire your ambition, intentions and ur future.
Goat!!!
Pig!!!!
Dog!!!
Snake!!
Totnto dike!!
Fool!!
Agrrrrrrrrr
Christianity EtcRe: Ugandan Pastor Burns Thousands Of Bibles For Misleading His Members (Photos) by amstamon: 10:04am On Apr 21, 2017
Daboomb:
Not withstanding, is he not saying the truth?

Just look at that Apostate Sulaimna, for example!

We must learn to accept the truth, no matter from whose mouth it is coming from.
Truth is ALWAYS Truth.
Your signature says it all. Mr bomb
SportsRe: 23 Of The Slickest Dressing Rooms In Football. (Gallery) by amstamon: 8:57pm On Apr 19, 2017
AfonjaBoston:
this seems like a stupid question does the club provide the players boots or the players buy their own bootshuh
You should ask eyimba or akwa united.
Mumu
Technology MarketBrand New Infinix Note3 For Quick Sale by amstamon(op): 10:31am On Apr 09, 2017
Comes with charger, earpiece..
74k...
08112877939
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Spotted By A Palm Cutter In Bayelsa, Caught And Injured (Graphic Pic) by amstamon: 7:09am On Jan 23, 2017
iykebest1:
pls if you know anyone selling his/her car.any model and any color in good condition with all the documents valid and legal,and the price is between 750k and 1.5mil pls let him/her sell it ,I am not interested
*Thanks*
And you think you're funny Abi?
Technology MarketRe: Generator For Sell At A Give Away Price by amstamon: 7:24pm On Jan 17, 2017
Nice gen bro. Thanks for the malt and pure water.
Nice doing business with u. Although I spent 8k on the oil leakage, and I think it worth it. Your fuel u left inside just finish now (lasted for 6 hours). Hope we can transact again in the nearest future bro.
Technology MarketRe: In Need Of 500gb External Hard Drive by amstamon: 3:09am On Jan 15, 2017
I have it for 15k . 08038130918. Ikotun
Technology MarketRe: Clean Toshiba Satellite C50, 500gb,4gb For Sale by amstamon(op): 9:57am On Dec 22, 2016
feodan:
Location, Pls And Reason 4 Selling
Lagos.
Technology MarketRe: Clean Toshiba Satellite C50, 500gb,4gb For Sale by amstamon(op): 9:55am On Dec 22, 2016
Worksunlimited:
You are a wicked somebori... grin
No mind me grin
Technology MarketRe: Clean Toshiba Satellite C50, 500gb,4gb For Sale by amstamon(op): 4:42pm On Dec 21, 2016
Still available
Technology MarketRe: Clean Toshiba Satellite C50, 500gb,4gb For Sale by amstamon(op): 3:04pm On Dec 21, 2016
Folafikemi:
I have 31k for it right now.
It's not Infinix hot note oh, it's a laptop.
Still available
Technology MarketRe: Clean Toshiba Satellite C50, 500gb,4gb For Sale by amstamon(op): 1:02pm On Dec 21, 2016
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Technology MarketClean Toshiba Satellite C50, 500gb,4gb For Sale by amstamon(op):
Very clean Toshiba c50 for sale. 500gb hdd, 4gb ram,good battery, 15.6 crystal Lcd display. Comes with charger.
It's used less than 7months.
47k

Technology MarketRe: New "Blu Pure Xl" (gionee E8) For Sale - 64g Rom; 3g Ram by amstamon: 8:10pm On Oct 18, 2016
Bros how far

You go go do swapping?
Technology MarketRe: New "Blu Pure Xl" (gionee E8) For Sale - 64g Rom; 3g Ram by amstamon: 8:09pm On Oct 18, 2016
Available ??
CelebritiesRe: Fans, Police & Soldier In Davido's House In Lagos As They Have Fun (pics,vid) by amstamon: 5:24pm On Sep 30, 2016
runs360:
The rich man's wealth is in the city. yeah
Destruction of the poor is his poverty. Lord
Destruction of your soul is vanity. yeah, ay, yeah
Do you hear.
I and I, I wanna rule my destiny. yeah
I and I, I wanna rule my destiny.
Buju bangton
CrimeRe: Man Who Won Lottery Murdered In FESTAC, Lagos by amstamon: 9:22am On Sep 29, 2016
HIV1:
The man fit no win any money. May be ho do Juju money. When people did money ritual, they used to claim they won lottery to cover up cool
Infact you're the only person in this forum that has made a valid point . who knows if he's an arm robber, or drug dude, or wire wire, and been killed by his fellow gangs just because he's been greedy and wanna play a fast one on them.
Lottery indeed! Which lottery in naija apart from sport bet and baba ijebu that'll give you such plenty of money that your friends won't know it source?lottery my a$$.
I don't blieve this shiit!
Naija police sef, just trace the last call made on his phone!! Simple. Every situation,na opportunity to make money for our naija police.
Rip Sha. Enjoy your stay in heaven (that is if you made it there oo).
PoliticsRe: APC Woos Edo Voters With Akara, PDP Reacts (Photo) by amstamon: 12:51pm On Sep 28, 2016
hungrynigerian:
grin hungry man no go fit vote na
PDP is a disgraced to this nation,. How will u photoshop just because you want to have a say. There was nothing like "free akara for all" on that poster. The seller was only trying to gain customers by using "apc akara joint" on the banner . check the front and upper part of both banners, I'm sure you'll agree with me.
All these politician Sha....
LiteratureRe: Nnedi Okorafor Wins Hugo Award. Becomes First Nigerian To Win That by amstamon: 7:06am On Sep 16, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
What's your tribe let's start from there??
I be confirm igbo boy, an indigene of idemili anambara state.. Always Repping naija for fake spare parts.. Ask of emaka or ugochukwu for ladipo market, I guarantee you of fake chock absorber, ringed engine, even fake spark plugs. Call my numba 080-419.......
LiteratureRe: Nnedi Okorafor Wins Hugo Award. Becomes First Nigerian To Win That by amstamon: 6:48am On Sep 16, 2016
BeeBeeOoh:
We Are Always Repping..



Ada Di'ora Mma Chukwu Gbaa GI Ume smiley cool
For real mehn!!! Una dey repp gan o.. Na so una dey repp naija for drugs-bloodmoney Olympics, always winning gold, silver and bronze at the same time. Una even win platinum sef. Igbo kwenu!!!!!!!
SportsRe: ‘PEP IS A WEAK COWARD; JOSE IS A BIG STAR’ – ZLATAN by amstamon(op): 9:44am On Sep 09, 2016
lalasticlala, oya pls do the needful. Front page things
SportsRe: ‘PEP IS A WEAK COWARD; JOSE IS A BIG STAR’ – ZLATAN by amstamon(op): 9:43am On Sep 09, 2016
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Sports‘PEP IS A WEAK COWARD; JOSE IS A BIG STAR’ – ZLATAN by amstamon(op): 9:41am On Sep 09, 2016
In his book, 'I am Zlatan', Ibrahimovic explains how a reunion with the Portuguese boss led to the collapse of his relationship with the Catalan during his Barcelona days.
I still don’t know what [Guardiola’s] problem was. Or, well... I don't think the guy can handle strong personalities. He wants nice school boys. And worse: he runs away from his problems. He can't look them in the eye and that makes everything so much worse.
So, it got worse [at Barcelona] when the ash cloud from the volcano on Iceland came. No flights at all in Europe and we were going to San Siro to face Inter. We took the bus. Some brain-dead person at Barca thought that was a good idea. I was free from injuries then. But the trip became a disaster. It took 16 hours and we were all worn out when we arrived in Milan. It was our most important game so far that season, the semi-final of the Champions League, and I was prepared for mayhem, booing and whistling at my old arena. But that was no problem; that drives me. But the situation apart from that was terrible. And I think Guardiola had a hang up on Mourinho.

Jose Mourinho is a big star. He had won the Champions League already with Porto. He was my coach at Inter. He's cool. The first time he met Helena he whispered to her: "Helena, you only have one mission. Feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy!" The guy says what he wants. I like him. He's the leader of an army. But he also cares. He was sending me text messages all the time in Inter asking how I was feeling. He's the opposite of Guardiola. If Mourinho lights up a room, Guardiola pulls the blinds. I guess Guardiola was now trying to measure up to him.

"It's not Mourinho we are facing - it's Inter," he said, like we thought we'd play ball with the coach. And then he pulled his philosophy crap. I was barely listening. Why would I? It was advanced crap about blood, sweat and tears; sh*t like that. I've never heard a coach talk like that. Pure garbage. But now he finally came up to me. It was during the practice at San Siro and people were there watching, like, "Wow! Ibra is back!"

"Can you play from the start?" Guardiola asked.

"Definitely," I answered.

"But are you prepared?"

"Definitely. I feel fine."

"But are you ready?"

He was like a parrot and I got some nasty vibes.

"Listen, it was a terrible trip, but I'm in good form. The injury is gone. I'll give it my all."
Guardiola looked as though he doubted me… But I got to play from the start and we went 1-0 up. Then the game turned. I was substituted after 60 minutes and we lost 3-1. It was s***. I was furious. But, in the earlier days, like at Ajax, I could dwell on a loss for days or even weeks. Now I have Helena and the kids. They help me forget and move on. And I was focusing on the return game at Camp Nou. The return game was incredibly important and the excitement was building up, day by day.

The pressure was incredible. It was like thunder in the air and we had to win big to advance. But then, I don't even want to think about it, or, well, I do. It made me stronger. We won 1-0. But that wasn't enough. We were eliminated from the Champions League and afterwards Guardiola looked at me like it was my fault.

I felt like sh*t sitting in the dressing room and Guardiola was staring at me like I was a problem, some freak. It was insane. He was a wall, a stone wall. I didn't get a single sign of life from him and I wanted to get far away every second. I was no longer part of the team and when we played Villarreal, he let me play five minutes. Five minutes! I was boiling inside, not because I was on the bench, as I can deal with that if the coach is man enough to say, "You're not good enough, Zlatan."

But Guardiola didn't say a single word, nothing, and at this point, I'd had it. I could feel it in my entire body, and if I was Guardiola, I would have been scared. Not that I'm a fighter. I've done all kinds of crazy s***. But I don't fight, well, on the pitch I've knocked one or two out. But still, when I get angry, my eyes turn black. You don't want to be anywhere near me. And let me tell you in detail what happened.

After the game I went into the dressing room. I hadn't exactly planned some raging attack. But I wasn't happy, to use mild words, and in the dressing room my enemy stood, scratching his bald head. Yaya Toure and a few others were there. I was staring at the big metal box where we put our clothes. Then I kicked it. I think it flew three metres. But I wasn't done yet. Far from it. I yelled: "You have no balls!" And probably some worse things. Then, I added: "You sh*t yourself in front of Mourinho. You can go f**k yourself!"

I went insane and maybe you'd expect Guardiola to say something, maybe, "Calm down, you don't talk to your coach like that." But he's not like that. He's a weak coward. He just picked up the box, like a little cleaner, and then he left and never talked about it again. Nothing at all. But, of course, word spread.

In the bus, everyone was going crazy: "What happened?! What happened?!" Nothing, I thought. Just a few words of truth. But I didn't have the energy talking about it. I was so pissed off. My coach had frozen me out week after week without explaining why. It was sick. I've had some bad fights before but the day after we'd always sorted things out and moved on. Now the silence and terror just continued and I thought, "I'm 28 years old. I've scored 22 goals and 15 assists here at Barca, and still I'm treated like I don't exist, like air. Should I accept this? Should I continue adapting? No way!"

When I understood I'd be on the bench against Almeria, I remembered the words from one of my first meetings with Guardiola: "Here, in Barca, we don't drive Ferrari or Porsche to practice." What bullsh*t was that anyway? I drive what I want, at least if it p*sses off some idiot. I jumped into my Enzo, floored it and parked outside the door at training. Of course, it resulted in a circus. The papers wrote that my car cost as much as the monthly salary for the entire Almeria squad. But I didn't care. Media bulls**t meant nothing at this point. I had decided to give back.

I realised it more and more, there was no turning back. It was time to stand up for myself and become the real me again. Because don't forget: You can take the kid out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the kid.

http://m.goal.com/s/en-ng/news/4071/premier-league/2016/09/09/27332542/pep-is-a-weak-coward-jose-is-a-big-star-zlatan-on-his-love

Christianity EtcRe: Do Demonic Cobwebs Exist? by amstamon: 4:57am On Sep 08, 2016
Chubhie:
His mind is blocked and he thinks he's smart.
Na owner of this site you just talk to like that? A whole boss seun the snap dragon.
Boss I hail o. Just send me mtn recharge card na. I loyal gan o
Technology MarketRe: Mate 8 by amstamon: 8:51pm On Aug 23, 2016
Pls how much are you selling
Technology MarketRe: Things To Check When Buying A Used Iphone by amstamon: 2:39pm On Aug 16, 2016
Check the screws also to be sure that the phone had not been opened by an engineer for repairs..
Technology MarketRe: Static VPN Available by amstamon: 12:15pm On Aug 16, 2016
texazzpete:
$15 per month for VPN service is frightfully expensive.

There are multiple frontline VPN services offering around $4.99 monthly. And I've seen very well reviewed VPN services with static US IP for $8.99 monthly.
I think it depend on the strength of its anonymity and statics that determine prices of a VPN service . Although you have a point, however I'll advice you negotiate with her. I'm sure she can consider just as she did to me. .
Technology MarketRe: Static VPN Available by amstamon: 12:15pm On Aug 16, 2016
texazzpete:
$15 per month for VPN service is frightfully expensive.

There are multiple frontline VPN services offering around $4.99 monthly. And I've seen very well reviewed VPN services with static US IP for $8.99 monthly.
I think it depend on the strength that determine prices of VPN. Although have a point, however I'll advice you negotiate with her. I'm sure she can consider just as she did to me.

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