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Celebrities / Re: "I Will Break Your Heart" - Wizkid Warned A Girl Who Is Crushing On Him. by amunkita(m): 4:29pm On Nov 20, 2017
And I dey here dey fine bae, I no even see one....

This world get as e be ooo...
Education / Re: Kaduna State Teachers Are Getting Creative by amunkita(m): 11:31am On Nov 20, 2017
Chaii!!
No wonder the teachers said Examination is not the true test of knowledge.

Certainly, I can now see how creative nd knowledgeable they re.

Oga El Rufai, oya give them their job back.
Politics / Re: “Joining APC Is Like Leaving Jesus Christ For Satan” – Fayose Replies Aluko by amunkita(m): 11:14am On Nov 20, 2017
But people re willing to sell their soul to the devil nah.

So no big deal.
Celebrities / Re: Banky W's 2016 Posts About Marriage Surface After His Lavish Traditional Wedding by amunkita(m): 11:11am On Nov 20, 2017
When u re in-love, plans change.

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Politics / Re: Sokoto State "Property" Eradication Agency Bus (Photo) by amunkita(m): 11:07am On Nov 20, 2017
They must ve been demolishing people's property, so they re right.

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Travel / Re: Mob Wakes Man Up After Beating Him To Stupor For Causing Accident In Delta by amunkita(m): 7:33am On Nov 20, 2017
ChangeIsCostant:
cc; lalasticlala

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Lala still dey sleep, he is yet to recover from the head given to him last nite...

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Travel / Re: Mob Wakes Man Up After Beating Him To Stupor For Causing Accident In Delta by amunkita(m): 7:31am On Nov 20, 2017
If he was drunk or on drugz let him serve for manslaughter...

I pray the Police won't take the 500k instead...

RIP to the dead nd quick recovery to the injured...

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Career / Re: The 'famous' Nigerian Female Police Officer Still Beautiful In Makeup Free Photo by amunkita(m): 7:24am On Nov 20, 2017
See fine oo, maybe she neva baff before she snap this one...
Family / Re: Help! My Family Barrister Is At It by amunkita(m): 7:19am On Nov 20, 2017
Get the new lawyer, let him advise you on the steps to take..

Don't forget to take the new lawyer to ur tenants for introduction nd warning them not to deal with the former..

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Science/Technology / Re: See The Snake My Friend Killed 5 Minutes Ago by amunkita(m): 9:15pm On Nov 19, 2017
Is this snake or thread, if it's the latter, bring needle make we use am sew Lala boxers...
NYSC / Re: Exemption Certificate Issuance by amunkita(m): 1:42pm On Nov 19, 2017
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Romance / Re: My Encounter With This Fb Strange Girl by amunkita(m): 7:42am On Nov 19, 2017
There is nofin strange..
Kogi galz love straff than food, so enjoy yasef..
Politics / Re: Photo Of A Nigerian Policeman Fixing His Faulty Gun At A Roadside Welder's Shop by amunkita(m): 6:57am On Nov 19, 2017
Hmm...
Lies!!!!!

Who welds nd holds that place the welder is holding with his left hand without being electrocuted ?

I doubt if such gun is still used by any member of the force...
Celebrities / Re: Soundcity TV Blocks Shatta Wale On Twitter. He Reacts by amunkita(m): 6:38am On Nov 19, 2017
Hmmm... shatta wale

Abeg is he a Volvo Mechanic

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Family / Re: Help!! My Father's Brother Wants To Inherit Some Of His Properties by amunkita(m): 6:32am On Nov 19, 2017
Please ask ur mum to get a lawyer(not charge nd bail ooo) nd get this nipped now...

Secondly, ur mum should stop attending their unnecessary meeting else, her death might be close too..

Wish u guyz luck...

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Celebrities / Re: Lola Omotayo-Okoye's 36th Birthday Message To P'square Peter & Paul Okoye by amunkita(m): 12:35pm On Nov 18, 2017
If this is truly coming from her mind, I admire her maturity.

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Romance / Re: Guy Goes Naked For His Pre-wedding Photo Shoot (photos) by amunkita(m): 12:31pm On Nov 18, 2017
Pre -wedding abi Pre- Porn

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Education / Re: ., by amunkita(m): 12:24pm On Nov 18, 2017
Ayam not understanding...
Is it that snakes ve come in terms with Monitor lizard to take their place

It's now Monitor Lizards we kill, probably by nxt year, we would start killing wall Gecko....

Lalasticlala, see meat for Ofe Nsala oo...
Career / Re: Abdulazeez Fatima: Pretty Police Officer's Photo Goes Viral by amunkita(m): 2:40pm On Nov 17, 2017
georjay:





#GORILLA

#MONKEY
Romance / Re: After All This Sufferings, One Girl Is Dragging Me To Shoprite - Man Laments by amunkita(m): 1:59pm On Nov 17, 2017
He could get her a bag of Sachet(pure) water provided she carries it...
Career / Re: Abdulazeez Fatima: Pretty Police Officer's Photo Goes Viral by amunkita(m): 1:56pm On Nov 17, 2017
Lalasticlala come nd see fine bae....

Vaseline crew re also welcome....

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Career / Re: Abdulazeez Fatima: Pretty Police Officer's Photo Goes Viral by amunkita(m): 1:50pm On Nov 17, 2017
Hahahahahahahaha...

See fati fati ooooo....

Okoli of Squad 2 must hear this....
Crime / Re: Soldier Held For Robbery Warns CP: ‘don’t Call Me Fake’ (pic) by amunkita(m): 7:28am On Nov 17, 2017
Kai... them neva mend the guy well, no wonder he still has mouth to talk...

Even has the gut to say they don't understand his role in the crime.....

Seems this "Force" removed from Nigeria Police Force ve softened them

Flog him baton on his mouth nd see if he won't shut up..

Criminals across board...

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Food / Re: Rivers Police Officer Kills Fish, Shares Photos On Facebook by amunkita(m): 2:10pm On Nov 15, 2017
Chevalier:

He killed fish because it made him happy not to support his salary.

Oya com nd beat me...
Food / Re: Rivers Police Officer Kills Fish, Shares Photos On Facebook by amunkita(m): 11:24am On Nov 15, 2017
If there is no where the constitution states that the IG is restricted from Farking junior officers, then free this man, he only killed a fish to support his meager salary.....

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Romance / Re: Happy Birthday To My Sis Oyindidi by amunkita(m): 10:55am On Nov 15, 2017
Happy Buffday Oyin Divine....

Age wiv Grace....
Celebrities / Re: Jamie Roberts, Yvonne Nelson's Baby Daddy's Instagram Page Unmasked by amunkita(m): 10:40pm On Nov 14, 2017
This one wey do eye like hit and run..
I wish them happiness...

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Politics / Re: Osinbajo Takes Aerial View Of Apapa-Oshodi From A Helicopter (Photos) by amunkita(m): 10:40pm On Nov 14, 2017
After it have taken so many lives..
I just pray they get to fix that road Asap cous I ve witness so many death on that road.

If they don't address the drainage on that road, they re only wasting their time....

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Crime / Re: A Policeman Victimizes, Stabs Commuter, Leaves ID Card At Scene In Lagos(Photos) by amunkita(m): 7:13am On Nov 14, 2017
See what the police rank nd file ve caused.
Every tale whether verified or not becomes true in the eyez of nigerians.

I pray one day a leader would come, who would sanitize this system called Nigeria Police.
Politics / Re: We Don’t Want Ikoyi Whistle-blower To Run Mad – Sagay by amunkita(m): 6:24am On Nov 14, 2017
When did the govt start bothering on how we spend our personal money

Nigerian politicians dont run mad when they steal billions they ve not seen before but an ordinary nigeria would run mad abii Wat an irony....

Oga Sagay nd FG, release this man's money in full nd let him choose a finacial firm of his own to manage his money...

I know u all intend cheating the man because he has no backing, steal from him when we must ve forgotten his case nd ve moved on or kill him nd ve the remaining tranche to urselves.

Last bullet: This is just the death of whistleblowing in nigeria.

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Family / Re: My Parent Wants Me To Move Back Home At 30. Please Advise by amunkita(m): 8:00pm On Nov 12, 2017
oprah007:
Hi everyone. Happy Sunday. I am a guy of 30 years of age who graduated with BA Degree last year. I couldn't go for youth service because of my age. So I decided to get myself an apartment and started hustling and hunting for job. I recently got a job which promise a great future even though the pay at the moment is not much. I also have a girlfriend who school in one of the federal polytechnics. My father is a Pastor, pastoring a small church in the same state I live.

Now the issue at hand is that my father wants me to leave my apartment and move back home (until probably when I am ripe for marriage I guess). He has been on this for quite sometime of which I told him I can't move back home with them at my age and moreover, its a rented apartment (My parents never build house).

Today, he dropped a bomb. He commanded me to pack all my things and move back home to come and help him with d church within 7 days else, he will see to it that I am sacked from my new work in one way or the other and also threaten to pray to God to make my girlfriend jilt me (coz she is one of d reasons why I don't want to move back home according to him).

I don't want to move back home at my age. I always pray against it as I see such act as pointing to a backward step in my life. I have managed to setup my apartment to taste and also aiming to marry my present girlfriend.

Do I yield to my father's "come back home" instruction or do I stand on my decision not to? PLEASE ADVISE.

Believe it or not, ur father is a fake pastor.

He needs u to take ova the powers that be when his gone.

Sincerely, i would not return if i am in ur shoes.

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Crime / Re: Soldier In Borno Kills Army Captain, 4 Others, Then Kills Himself (Graphic Pics) by amunkita(m): 7:33pm On Nov 12, 2017
Confusing write up...
1st paragraph sayz Captain did the killing. 2nd paragraph says silas did the killing nd killed himself.
Now who actually killed who cous gun dont kill people, people kill people...

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