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Hangard: In a sane society you likes are supposed to be chained and thrown inside pit, you can't read meaning to what the man said.

fvckhead simpletons, you ought to be sacrifice to the gods or fed to an active volcano ara ra po gi.

in saner climes this vulcanized baboon will be lock up in a dingy penitentiary till thy end of time.

ibietela2: Tunde Salami

Even my keyboard remembers you as a noise maker

the low life even use a cheap double sim Chinese imitation.

sane mind don't expect anything sensible from the blockhead christened idumouse, abati and okupe are learners in the sycophancy business when you think of this low lifer. anyway American rapper odb must have been reading idumose biography when he choose his stage name old, dirty, basstard.

POLICIES INCONSISTENCIES...
who go about bringing up nonsense policies, and end up reverting them after it been confirm as not really
thought out policies. banning the super eagles from footballing programs in the morning, rescinding the decision after the sober moment of his ogorogoro shaking section. ditto for maulag brouhaha and load of other nonsense
decisions. the ban on importations on rice was even more silly to say the least. who ban a product where your production can't cater for half of what is required in the nation. the Benin republic administration always cash on the stupidity of our government, asap the folks across the border made a 50% reduction in imported of rice going to Nigeria. smugglers had a field day and we gat all manner of scrap as rice. the fvckhead IMF stooge shamefully announced the cancelation of the rubbish policy. the automotive policy was even dumber than the rice policy. why increase tariff on importation of cars. when at best after all the help and at ideal situation, we can only produce 45,000 cars per annum while our annual need is pegged at little over 1000000 cars per annum. another pay cheques handed to the smugglers. do the policy makers ever make use of their number six. I know a rescind is on the way, heard from the grapevine the last commissioned vehicle at old Volkswagen along lagos - badagry expressway were actually imported vehicle who is the otueke fuckhead trying to deceive.

the boko haram thingy is where the clueless of this government is as bright as sunlight. when the best jarheads in sub- Saharan African can't tame a rag-tag militia group. the popular sayings comes to mind" an army of lions lead by a sheep is worthless compared to army of sheeps lead by a lion. would our c-in-c swear by pej cu.....nt that he doesn't know the hideouts and sponsors of boko haram?? but the reason the fuxkhead is not acting like the c-in-c beats the imagination of every sane observer. then the chibok milieu creped on us like a thief in the night. yet the dumbskull didn't even believe any girl was kidnapped. going by the body language of his political hang-ons and a$$ lickers ditto for shepopotamus there is god drama. when Algeria government was in same chibok-esque circumstance, that was when aqim kidnapped some oil workers at a refinery in Algeria. we didn't hear them crying to uncle Sam for help, but our incompetent doofus come on national TV with the dumbest line known to humanity " america will know". load of stakeholders in the war on terrorism thingy, told who cares to listen how top military chief and have been feeding fat on defence budgets. and leaving our troops with obsolete equipments, yet nobody is bringing anyone to account for the budgeted funds nor any of em military chiefs been charge for sabotaging the war on boko haram. our incompetent otueke drunkard even told us how he is so scare of going to chibok, going by this and more the terrorist group is winning the war, cos we gat a fvckhead simpleton as our c-in-c.now the war is at his backyard at the fct. where will you run to now coward. once in your miserable life act your fvcking constitution position. not to even talk about the blame game lame lines with the opposition. throwing baseless allegations how about arresting anyone culpable. only the president enemies sponsors boko haram. sanusi start sponsoring boko haram when he ask the frog eyed dizani about our missing $20 billion.

ECONOMICS AND OVERALL PERFORMANCE....
Gej can't boast of a single project as the governor of bayelsa, anybody can Google this to confirm. I wonder why Nigerians foolishly voted for him. true to his incompetency he removed the fuel subsidy on new years day. He tried so hard to sell the ideas to the citizens but at last he look more confused about the concept himself. okonjo the IMF stooge and over rated shytehead keep spewing balderdash and painting paper economy jargons. when gurus like henry boyo and kalu idika Kalu understand the economic dynamics of Nigeria. at last the subsidy removal was a clever way to milk the citizenry to please the IMF lord of the stooge that doubles as our prime minister, this same stooge control the fvckhead president because of the gross inferiority complex killing the doofus. obasanjo saw through her shenanigans, when her much touted paying of the Paris club debt didn't turn the nation to eldolrado as she was preaching back then. obj finally kicks her out. after the fvckhead sold the subsidy dummy for the shytehead president the obvious f00l bought the lines hook line and sinker, when other nations rejected the offer like a plague.
the Chinese foreign minister curse out on Christine laggard when she brought the idea to Beijing. same Christine laggard was showering praises on the fvckhead for buying another IMF improvising policy akin to the olu falae sap. which country go to other nations to open sovereign wealth funds to strength the recipient countries economy and financial institutions. but our otueke drunkard that the PDP e- rat really support blindly does that. inflation rate is running crazy at double digits, why they keep squandering our accruals from crude oil sales. putting cats like asari and tompolo to guide pipelines at price running to millions, yet bursting pipelines skyrocketed. at the long last both the fvckhead president and
okonjo the IMF stooge don't understand the economic dynamics of Africa most populous
nation. corruption is a no go area for ops otueke lord, efcc has been made a redundant outfit. the pension thief was help to to safety by PDP e-rats lord, alams is now free to steal
the nation blind thanks to otueke lord ditto for Mohammed abacha, aruma oteh and the steelar oduah. the president even told us on national TV that corruption is not stealing and he is aware of the corruption tendency of the petroleum minister, but the president prefers to look the other way.
where is the missing $20 billion sanusi told us about, how about the millions that want down the sewers with steelar odua?? voicemail ditto for maina and aruma oteh. and loads of other stealing folks in this administration.

again the empty chest beaters chickened out, when everyone else is talking tough. it svcks to be Igbo nyamiri. let the disintegration tempo in the north and west continue joor.

tomakint: Ichidodo no go kill pesin lol @ 'Islamic drunkard' even when the he-goat of an orphan is supposed to observe the lay down fasting in their 'holy month of ramadam' see as the bottle of Star Lager balance well for in hand with his g.ay partner dozzybaba must be a prophet

obatala kill every member of the akintola family if what you said is false. may you die miserably before month end if I'm not ga...y and I have never tasted alcohol. may all the little good in your life crumb before your own eyes this year, if the pictures you and your fellow accursed are not mine pictures. can I hear a big amen.

GentleMimi: I'll be right back!
I'm BACK!
Sorry,OP,i'm gonna use local names for my recipe.
Fresh tomatoes.
Tinned tomatoes.
Tatashe pepper(usually three times the amount of the fresh tomamtoes cos its flavour is unique)
Ata rodo *lol*...i don't know the english name..the small hot pepper
Enough finely sliced onions.
Vegetable oil (i love pure groundnut oil frm the Northern parts. If absent,i use Laser veg oil)
Thyme,curry,black pepper,nutmeg,mixed spice,bayleaf.
Ginger/garlic paste.
Meat stock.
knorr chicken/suppy combo.

The tomatoes and pepper and an onion are all ground in a blender. I heat it up to dehydrate it. Heat up the oil,add most of the sliced onions. Then i fry the grinded stuff till i'm a bit satisfied. Add the tinned tomatoes and fry.Then add the ginger/garlic paste and fry more. Add the maggi and a little thyme to it. Note that frying the thyme gives ur stew a unique flavour. Also grate a little bit of ur nutmeg seed. Fry till almost well cooked. Keep stirring,if not it'll burn. When the raw taste is almost gone,add ur meat stock(water frm cooked meat). Allow it heat up. At this point,reduce the heat.Add a little water. Add ur curry,a little more thyme,chicken spice,black pepper...bayleaf,nutmeg. Cover ur pot and allow it to steam on low heat for abt ten minutes. Taste to check if its well cooked.

Enjoy!

tried it out yesterday!!!!! it taste so great and I ate it with boiled green plantains. but the stew was a bit dark and I added crayfish to my own.

Hangard: Coming from a raging lunatic that was bounded with chains. Tunde Salami you suck, glorified ape from Osogbo, the half midget.

damn!!!!! priceless coming a warthog faced baboon, ain't you the same green nostriled, cross eyed, red neck eating mushie ape with agbalumo seed for brains.

get behind you soulless, psychopathic clodhopper.

Hangard: failed experiment from the lab.

coming from the aetiology of failure and misfortune.

Hangard: Which have already rendered you homeless.

senseless as expect from the waste of sppperm.

bloodykiller: amu mpa gi there keep creating monikers like goat.


your mother is hoppeless for not flushing u down after inter.course

son of baboon

is that all OK bye bye.

bloodykiller: am i the person that killed your hopeless father.

otu nne gi ebea

please stop spamming my mentions with your stupidity, I don't engage plonkers with goat shyte for brains. least I forget may bubonic plague wipe away all members of your miserable family.

lakpalakpa: Because He is an Ibo man..

yes so much more from our hypocritic deep lifer.

Hangard: I referred to you as Shegoat because you are not qualified to be called male OK. Calling you male will mean a big insult to the men folks.

priceless coming from a crossbreed between a red bororo and an Arabian female camel, you must be high on your own urine. your stupidity is definitely in terabytes may bubonic plague wipe away your miserable lineage.

MadCow1: On a thread about death?! Show some respect.

I know you are still sore from the other thread.

I will not indulge you any further.

who cares!!!!! sore? where you ran when my ammo was piercing your melanin and keratin..... you are obviously high on your own feaces. american rapper odb must have been reading your family biography when he choose his stage name old dirty bassstard.

that plonker is a pest on this board. wonder why ngwakwe and mynd44 have not confined him to nairaland penitentiary.

A 27-year-old undergraduate of Madonna University, Okija, Anambra State, Chijioke Ezebuiro,
was paraded yesterday July 22nd by the Abia State Police Command for allegedly killing his
87-year-old father, Dr. Emmanuel Ezebuiro. This sad event comes barely three weeks after 21
year old Tolani Ajayi killed his 60 year old father inside the Redeemed Christian Church of
God campground.
While parading Chijioke before newsmen, the state Police Public Relations Officer, Mr.
Geoffrey Ogbonna said Chijioke is the chief suspect in his father's death because he was the
only one around when the deceased was brutally murdered on June 30th at his home in
Umuoriehi, Isingwu in Umuahia North LGA of Abia state. Continue...
According to his elder brother's statement to the police, Chijioke had often threatened to kill
their father. The elder brother said he left their father and Chijioke at home to drop off his
children at school only to return to find their father in the pool of his own blood. He
immediately called the police after Chijioke could not explain what happened to their father.
Police preliminary reports shows that there was no evidence of someone else gaining access
into the home when the octogenarian was murdered.
During his interrogation, Chijioke claimed he was having his bath when his father was
murdered.
"After taking my bath as I was going towards my room I saw people screaming in my
father’s room, so I decided to go inside to know what was happening there. When I
went there I saw my brother and my cousin in my father’s room and I saw my dad on
top of his bed. I was shocked to see blood on his head. I was so scared I had to go
down stairs to call one of my cousins. When I came back with him we were asking
them what happened none of them told us anything. He told us to go down stairs the
next thing was for me to see police coming to arrest me, took me to the police station,
saying I am a murderer, that’s all.” he said.
He denied ever threatening his life, maintaining they had a good relationship.
Source: Punch


http://lindaikeji..com/2014/07/madonna-university-student-arrested-for.html?m=1

Hangard: You are a fvcking shegoat.

illiterate so male are shegoat too?? so much more from a fvckhead sired by apes, it is obvious you were force fed your own placenta from infancy.

MadCow1:

fvckhead come battle now like a real man. and let me exterminate you for charity. you waste of spperm.

Hangard: Is it the thread that you ended up saying nothing.

you are a fvcking dumbass fool.

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] I see we are getting high tonight.....Islamic drunkard. [/color]

fvckhead simpleton, I thought it was a culture in your land to get stupor and fall into open gutter. mofo I forbid liquor get that stuck to your blockhead onye ara.

ichidodo: [color=#1980BC] I understand this is too complex for numbnuts like yourself to grasp but we can't be blamed for the vast empty space in your skull,can we?.. [/color]

you reek of gigantic stupidity and you are an epitome of idiocy. little wonder the word idi0t was stamped on the birth certificate of all the offspring of the losers that sired you.

Hangard: I don't know how you came to the conclusion that he is a failure because you are blinded by your hatred for him. your hatred does not base on his achievement but base on the term infidel, tell yourself the truth.

you must be on a coma, when I started a thread on why I support gej on the eggy handle.

Firefire: Eni da eru ni eru ntoooo

Arigi segi to segi ori ara re lo fi n gbe

we have colonize this one he even throws proverbs in my language. arigi ko ariemu ni, ti o ba koju mo iroyin nipa ilu ofo yin ni alaigbo. wa shofo bi omisanwo ni. Iwo kinkan jatijati bi nikan osu yin.

Firefire: Omo Odua ni mi tokan tokan.

omo yiibo ara lo ma san pa e...oniro ofo omo irankiran.

MadCow1: They Killed four of my People..


We shall wipe off that State from the Map of Nigeria and make that land as desolate as Grenoble..


Chukwudi.. Go Backyard, check inside store, bring out my Ogbunigwe.. Time for Battle approaches..

illiterate it's Chernobyl and not the nonsense you wrote.....so much from an empty chest beater. I think your granny didn't support your parents marriage because your poppa from rivers was regarded as an outcast. why the attache by force mate.

ITbomb: Update

Economy
Number of poor people are reducing - World Bank
www.nairaland.com/1825058/only-third-nigerians-poor-says

rubbish okonjo connection to help save face for her drunken master.

Firefire:

I sorry for you then.

Goodluck

animal I don't do childish editing game, go play with your fellow photosynthetic epileptic toddlers.

Hangard: bad belle take it easy before Jonathan achievement quench you, watch your life.
At Op thank you for this insightful compilation of Jonathan achievement, if is not for this security challenges, GEJ should have gone further, they are just using BH to frustrate the man.

goathead stop following me around like fly following crap. gej is a failure per excellence, it has been confirmed both locally and internationally.