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Crime / Re: Gay Security Guard Defiles 2 Boys In Lagos, Gets Arrested (Photo) by Analeater: 5:24am On Nov 21, 2018
ImaIma1:


Maybe Analeater is a mallam lipsrsealed
I'm not mallam na, I'm a Yoruba boy. You?
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 10:15am On Nov 20, 2018
ImaIma1:


Let the Diick be satisfied with the path that was created for it and not be selfishly exploring other openings. Soon we will see "how to enjoy sex through the ears"
well that's your point of view but I don't see anything wrong with exploring new ways that could drive one to a great ecstasy............
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 4:54pm On Nov 19, 2018
ImaIma1:
More like "4 ways to destroy a lady's anus".

Just come out of the closet already and swing the other way.
tell me how it's possible for flesh to destroy flesh..... Dick is fleshy and harmless....
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 9:24am On Nov 19, 2018
Aditii:
Any guy that does anal is GAY!!! Take this to the bank and cash it.
I disagree with this, if you don't like it that doesn't mean other girls disliked it...
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 5:50pm On Nov 18, 2018
gloria34:
Someone just reminded me about courtship. We will have to sort it out b4 marriage, i Dont want to be having family meetings concerning my sexual life when married
good
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 5:23pm On Nov 18, 2018
gloria34:
Hmmm, every malam with him kettle. I care about my health and there are some practices i just Cant go with. Anal, oral, rough sex, making sexual videos, snapping nudes are not my thing. Maybe when i get married and my husband loves oral and i couldnt talk him out of it, i might give it a try but i really hope it doesnt happen
yea everyone with his/her own preference. Some girls like it rough, some like anal while some llike it slow and steady....
However you sound like a churchy and cultured girl, a lot of people might see you as old-fashioned but I guess that's just you.......

What would you do if your husband turn out to love anal? We never can tell, shiit happens in life sometimes...
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 4:50pm On Nov 18, 2018
teewhydope:
so with all the pains we are going through in this country, people still engage in anal sex? shocked shocked
yes na,,,,, it ain't bad..
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 4:48pm On Nov 18, 2018
gloria34:
Maybe i am old fashioned but this is a no no 4 me
aww maybe but a lot of girls love it...
Romance / ... by Analeater: 2:35pm On Nov 18, 2018
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Romance / Re: I Need A Girlfriend Around Ibadan. by Analeater: 7:30pm On Nov 14, 2018
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Romance / Re: I Need A Girlfriend Around Ibadan. by Analeater: 7:07pm On Nov 14, 2018
Taguchi:
so you come nairaland come open thread cus of girl
bro na loneliness and boringness cause am nau besides I'm an introvert type I hardly talk to people........ I just don't want this shiit lead me into taking hard drugs lol.
Romance / Re: I Need A Girlfriend Around Ibadan. by Analeater: 7:05pm On Nov 14, 2018
friendlyadvice:
grin hmmm this one dey find gal wey e go use for rituals
why are Nigerians full of negative thoughts? I see nothing wrong coming to an internet forum when I'm need of something.....
Romance / Gucci Guilty Golden Perfume For Sale @ Cheap Price 18k by Analeater: 7:00pm On Nov 14, 2018
Just wanna auction it..
!00ml

EU DE TOILET

Interested person should contact me through email abeg

The sample is attached below
Romance / I Need A Girlfriend Around Ibadan. by Analeater: 6:44pm On Nov 14, 2018
Just came to Ibadan lately everyday been boring. Same work same shiit...

Abeg I just needed someone that will fill my loneliness empty space might lead to something serious...

Any lady that has interest can DM or show sign plz help a brother..
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Reveals Her Friend Is Getting Married To Man She Warned Her About by Analeater: 4:28am On Nov 14, 2018
AnalQueenluci:
i didnt dear!
okay,,,,, check your mail.
Romance / Re: Nigerian Lady Reveals Her Friend Is Getting Married To Man She Warned Her About by Analeater: 3:01pm On Nov 13, 2018
AnalQueenluci:
she is hot tempered o! Wat of u dat sleeps wt married women,

oh u think i dnt knw ,oh shut up dnt talk again! lafffs
hi you ignored me....
Pets / Re: Dog Protects Its Owner Who Slept At The Middle Of The Road After Being Drunk by Analeater: 12:28pm On Nov 12, 2018
AnalQueenluci:
Ouch! We wl see soon so u can drive in there, cos it has been long.


laaaffs,
aaah sure abeg I've not seen your DM reply betterstill give me your WhatsApp digit plz.
Crime / Re: Mechanic Beats Wife Mercilessly After Accusing Her Of Cheating On Him. Photo by Analeater: 9:41am On Nov 12, 2018
Wicked
Pets / Re: Dog Protects Its Owner Who Slept At The Middle Of The Road After Being Drunk by Analeater: 5:48am On Nov 12, 2018
AnalQueenluci:
U av done dat already ...mr analeater ,do u really lick anus hole?
yea with someone that worth special treat. I betcha it can drive you to great ecstasy.
Pets / Re: Dog Protects Its Owner Who Slept At The Middle Of The Road After Being Drunk by Analeater: 3:39pm On Nov 11, 2018
AnalQueenluci:
tanks dear!

u can no wahala
please can you send me a DM I'm unable to send DM...
Pets / Re: Dog Protects Its Owner Who Slept At The Middle Of The Road After Being Drunk by Analeater: 5:39pm On Nov 10, 2018
AnalQueenluci:
yes i love it wt mature men, any problm wt dat
I like your boldness, some girls wouldn't say it.... Can I DM you?
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 11:08am On Nov 08, 2018
I can do it with this type of yansh

Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 10:20am On Nov 08, 2018
willyo:
One good way to learn how to become a Yahoo boy. First experiment with a girl's anal and then eat poo full-time
unless she just wanna shiit, that action can't be simultaneous.
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 6:44pm On Nov 07, 2018
2buffagain:


Unfortunately, you are in naija.
Too many backward azz people there...and also poor hygiene azz people. grin

Kinky things like that are not really in their sexual vocabulary.
lol now I see the reason most of them are against it...
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 5:43pm On Nov 07, 2018
Headlesschicken:
grin @op did yuh mumsy mistakenly throw u down from d balcony when u wia still a baby... Humans can never be contented Dem dey talk say puna dey smell now u go dey look for d main dustbin to go chook yuh mouth... Dem swear for u?
nah thats just my fantasies
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 11:53am On Nov 06, 2018
byinks:
No no...
may I know why?
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 10:51am On Nov 06, 2018
Headlesschicken:
grin @op did yuh mumsy mistakenly throw u down from d balcony when u wia still a baby... Humans can never be contented Dem dey talk say puna dey smell now u go dey look for d main dustbin to go chook yuh mouth... Dem swear for u?
bro that place is nice when it's clean. M not talking about dirty girls tho
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 5:32pm On Nov 05, 2018
oloyolo:
oga is like you are thinking from you anus.

is this what your mama and papa did to born you? no answer me!!
It's just for pleasure man....
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 4:05pm On Nov 05, 2018
lefulefu:
dis op sef u too dey talk about anal
dem swear u with anal?
bro I like that place it's scenic and it dey tightier.
Romance / Gucci guilty Golden perfume for sale @ giveaway price 17k by Analeater: 3:05pm On Nov 05, 2018
Just needed money that's why i got to sell it...


50m
EU DE TOILET

Interested person should contact me through email abeg

The sample is attached below

Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 1:19pm On Nov 05, 2018
Bantam:
Some Yansh dey smell pass Granddaddy's poo aswear,Naso one beautiful pig dey ride me one day..Naso Fly from outside come do 3some with us o..the Fly enter her Yansh finish Fûck am wan come pour hin sperm inside my mouth Naso I push the two of dem comot run enter toilet lock door grin
na dirty girl be that..
Romance / Re: ... by Analeater: 9:57am On Nov 05, 2018
TheOdd1sOut:
your idea is bull poo
That place is scenic when it's clean....

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