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Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 11:56am On Dec 24, 2017
stevio:
The cleaner,the better grin
The cleaner the better, for cleanliness is nearest to godliness. Thank you..
Christianity EtcRe: "Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy by analize701: 11:55am On Dec 24, 2017
BERNIMOORE:
where is the obedience ? Quote it here.
You must think yourself someone spectacular to think you can make me do what you want.

Listen, i am a daughter of light, and you are of darkness, Light overshadows darkness, not the other way round. You don't tell me what to.do, i tell you wat to.do, you are beneath me. garrit?
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 11:51am On Dec 24, 2017
Bollinger:
You are mistaken. I the perfect person to talk about it. Why? Because i am not lazy, ruled by fear nor blind cool.
Thank God Bishop Oyedepo is richer that you whonis not lazy ruled by fear and blind.

A goat trying to sound smart.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 8:36am On Dec 24, 2017
realmindz:
your condition has detioriated to such a level that remedy would be termed inconceivable...

whenever I read your comments, I'm often bewildered how such would come from a supposed average intelligent mind.

maka why? Why would someone just choose to be just the way you are? if I were half as irrational, myopic, unstable and mindless as you are, won't I contemplate suicide?....Anyway, that's the beauty of ignorance, what you dont know cannot kill you because it is bliss. You can't know that you dont know because you don't know.
See this thing you just said here? If you were a random Cameroonian, i'd have considered thinking about it conaidering that you are from my Father's country.

If you were from my mother's state in Nigeria, i would ve considered it, seeing you are my mother's state.

If you arw from my community, i would say you are concern as people from the same community.

But alas, you are a nobody to me.

So, weytin concern you in my matter? If i commit suicide, na your life?

I be ya sister?

Abeg gerarahia.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 8:27am On Dec 24, 2017
Esepayan:
i don't mean to be rude ok .....but i think if someone comes and tells me something is wrong i will do my research and not just be adamant..........pastors in africa are frauds with no exception.....no one goes to church here and we all live way better lives than ppl at home.........am not against u being a christain but the truth be told the religion itself is a sham...... pls do ur research.........any religion that says slave obey ur master is a sham........its a fairy tale ......only an evil man supports slave trade.....am sorry if i ve offended you not my intention
Why don't you leave us to our fairy tale religion? Na your fairy tale? Abi na your religion?

Lolzzzz. Only fools take offences at matters that don't count. Your opinion in this matter doesn't count at all, why shd be offended?

I'm responding to you for the sake of it, not becos it's important. My service starts by 9 so, i have a little time.
Christianity EtcRe: "Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy by analize701: 8:21am On Dec 24, 2017
OkaiCorne:
What's there to envy in duly following an unscriptural doctrine?

In the next few months, you'll find it ridiculous that you opened this thread...

The passage of time always vindicates the Truth.
You are a Child and a dull one at that, if you believe this generation is the first to attack Tithe paying.

Aren't you suppose to be a Christian? Aren't you worshipping in a denomination? If that denomination pays Tithe will you be here badmouthing me? No.

Your denomination and other anti tithing churches have been on this for centuries.

The disobedient goats of this world have been on this for years, hoping the followers of Christ will become disobedient and rebel like them, but we are still here sir, and come 4yrs, we will still be here paying our Tithes.

If you believed it's a lie, with all tje attacks from you folks, it'd be long gone, but it's still here.

You may not believe it, but the true believers who are genuinely saved and obeying this principle are seeing fruits that's why, no matter what you say, you are just breaking air, they won't stop.

I won't stop, why shd i? It is working for me.

Carry go biko and leave me alone.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 8:11am On Dec 24, 2017
Esepayan:
you prayer don't mean shit i work hard for every penny i don't expect favours .....i am a realist mate
See what i have saying all along? Realist thinking they can teach me my Scriptures.

Guy, face your real life and leave me alone.

You work hard for every penny you make and Christians don't abi? How then do we make our money to be defrauded by our pastors? We beg from you abi?

It goes to show you are indeed a goat who feels every sheep should join you and be a goat. Sorry mate.

Am a proud Sheep, and there's nothing satan can do about that.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 8:05am On Dec 24, 2017
ventureusa:
It's better to be a sheep than a goat. Ewu Mkpi
Yes ke. It's actually a privilege to be called into His sheepfold.

Do you think it's a coincidence that satan is represented as a goat by his worshippers, and Christ as the Lamb?

No sir. If you are not here, you are there automatically. No neutrality.

Matthew 25:31-33, 46 (KJV)

31 When the Son of man shall come in his glory, and all the holy angels with him, then shall he sit upon the throne of his glory:

32 And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:

33[b] And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.[/b]

46 And these shall go away into everlasting punishment: but the righteous into life eternal.

Enjoy being a goat now, you won't enjoy it much When Christ returns.

***Forever Sheep and proud***
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 7:57am On Dec 24, 2017
[quote author=Esepayan post=63559923][/quote]You think? Okay. Words, they say are cheap, but mine are not so i won't waste them on you.

Good morning, and the this day bless and bring you favour.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 7:47am On Dec 24, 2017
Bollinger:
Again;

You assume I believe in any rubbish god. My god is math, science, logic, probability and common sense. Unlike you, I expect bad things to happen. It's normal. I don't blame the devil. I buy insurance to minimize the impact of whatever bad thing happened. You people will not go for medical check ups but when you drop dead your family will blame the devil grin. Is that not insane? You will not have insurance but when you get in an accident you will say god will provide. Is that not madness? Guy, you better wake and understand how life really works.
Then you don't qualify to talk about godly matters.

Gerarahia.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 7:46am On Dec 24, 2017
Esepayan:
the more reason u can't afford a new phone ......proud poor man
I wish you know who you are talking to. lolzzzzzzzzzz. My phones will pay your parent's house rent for a year, and pay your school fees in a session.

Stop insulting yourself son.
Christianity EtcRe: "Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy by analize701: 7:44am On Dec 24, 2017
BERNIMOORE:
Disciple? I am just amazed at the childish and the shamelessness you are displaying having lost scriptural battle on tithe you came up with LUTS that exist only in the fiction of your imagination when nobody even endorse you to represent them in the first place, again you could have told Jesus what is his business flogging those greedy businessmen in the synagogues say "na Jesus money, when the buyers no complain na" just imagine that and see the senselessness in building your idle defense of shame backing up pastors stealing monies in the name of Christ, chain iranu abashaaabashaa E pain Jesus now, abi eno pain am, but the buyers buying criminally expensive goods them are not complaining grin
Lol, i wish i had time to read your vitriol, but sorry i didn't

If you are so pained that you and you G.O Freeze couldn't get us to abandon obidience and follow you, then do your worst.
Christianity EtcRe: "Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy by analize701: 7:35am On Dec 24, 2017
OkCornel:
It's your money, no problem...but please;

Don't open threads like this promoting the false doctrine of monetary tithing which has no basis in the scriptures.
I will open another one when i return from Church.

I know how things were when i wasn't a faithful tithe payer, i know how things are now that i understood the mystery and plucked into it.

It's working for me, yet you want to leave it.

o worry you hear, no pay, but pls, get off my back.

I am a Proud Tithe payer and will remain so.
Christianity EtcRe: "Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy by analize701: 7:31am On Dec 24, 2017
OkCornel:
I see no reason why anyone should be in a defensive position if what they are defending is really the truth. It takes a lot of energy to keep a lie going...especially when it's exposed.
I ask you before, you never tire?

Stop crying my cry.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 7:30am On Dec 24, 2017
gozzlin:
This one's brain is totally washed, Chai! undecided
Shey na my brian? leave am like that.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 7:30am On Dec 24, 2017
OBIGS:
are you proudly saying ur tithe is working for oyedepo or for you
You got that right.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 1:55am On Dec 24, 2017
Bollinger:
Why would I try to be a fraudster? I am not built like that. grin
You should then leave us alone to be defrauded.

If you lived in the days of Jesus, you have called him a fraudster for collecting the very last a poor Widow gave as an offering. You'd carried out for Jesus to be stoned. Why won't he give to that woman instead accepting what she gave?

If you lived in the days of Prophet Elijah, you'd have called him unprintable names for even considered asking a poor widow to bring to him the last food she and her son had to eat and then wait for death. as a result of the famine. Where is the humanity? Why not have a heart and care for a widow?

A man of God who shd give to the poor, taking from the poor? Elijah would ve been called a thief by your kind.

Carry yourself waka commot for weytin you no sabi.

***Proudlysheeple***
Christianity EtcRe: "Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy by analize701: 1:46am On Dec 24, 2017
emusmithy:
God bless my "New Dawn Sheeple" grin
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Yes ke.
I am a New Dawn Sheeple.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 1:44am On Dec 24, 2017
emusmithy:
I love your comment.

The world is a wicked place.

Be proud of whom you represent.

#proudsheep
Satanic strategy is to make the sheep hate being sheep.

If i no be sheep, na goat i go become?

THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD. If the Lord is my shepherd, what does that make me? A sheep.

Proudsheep.
Christianity EtcRe: Did Allah Curse Muhammad ? by analize701: 1:42am On Dec 24, 2017
LoudNdclear:
His followers will never agree oo.... dey will never see anything wrong with all these poo their prophet did.... Na Wa oo
Jesus said, 'My sheep will hear my voice and they will follow me, the voice of the stranger (satan), will they not hear...

Satan too, his goats will hear his voice and follow him
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 1:40am On Dec 24, 2017
jaxxy:
Welldone mr sheep! Now to the important question. Have u ever read ur bible for urself and seeked understanding or its just wat ur pastor tells u dat u follow hook line and sinker. Many of the people attacking freeze ive come to realize hv almost never opened their bibles by themselves talkless of know wat is written in it. They attack freeze like thugs and profane language.
Is that what their bible teaches? Almost like blind followers
Do you want to know i read my Bible? Open a thread and bring up any topic of your choice, let's trash it, then we'll know who follows hook line and sinker.

Na your moeny i use pay tithe?

How many of my bills have you picked before, why is your bothered?
Christianity EtcRe: "Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy by analize701: 1:37am On Dec 24, 2017
OkaiCorne:
In your fantasy world... I guess nothing bad happens to"monetary tithers" ...but if anything bad happens to non-tithers, it's because they don't tithe abi?


I wonder why some people still love the bread crumbs of Egypt at the expense of the milk and honey flowing in the promised land!


Practising a lie all your life never makes it the Truth...
You dey pay Tithe? No.

I don beg you money take pay my rent before? No.

I dey pay Tithe? Yes, Na my money? Yes.

Abeg weytin be your own?

No dey cry my cry nah.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 1:34am On Dec 24, 2017
Bollinger:
If i were a fraudster, yes. Good thing I'm not. I should have been a pastor. To many mentally challenge people in nigeria to take advantage of grin.
If you think it's easy using the mentally challenged for 36 years and counting to buy a jet and maintain it is easy, pls try
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 1:32am On Dec 24, 2017
stevio:
#ilovetobebrainwashed grin
Wow, you are a genius.
You are totally correct, i love to be brainwashed.
shey na my brain? good. make dem wash am with hypo.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 11:21pm On Dec 23, 2017
ehissi:
Freeze? You mean the 52 demon container........ angry
Yes, the bastard half Arab born troway for Nigeria who thinks he can make a name for himself by believing he can make the Sheepfold of Christ become ashamed of their status and deny who they are.

They are Sheep and they are goats.


The sheep will hear the voice if their shepherd and follow him, but the goats rebel and disobey.

Freeze is a goat.

I am a Sheep.

Who is a Sheep?

I am a Sheep and not ashamed of it.
Christianity EtcRe: "Leave Us The Sheeples (LUTS)" Campaign: By Emusmithy by analize701: 11:17pm On Dec 23, 2017
BERNIMOORE:
see painment freeze DON damage this guy grin grin anyway FYI freeze is too busy to read your Sober responses sorry kpelle grin
You his disciple read it, that's all that matters.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 11:16pm On Dec 23, 2017
saltoasis:
Twale for you sir.

***proudly sheeple **** I love that line.

Its so hard for them to comprehend the wealth of this church. Someone was so pissed that he said they are into drugs, that it cannot be tithes and offerings.
I just laughed at his stupidity.

All thanks to daddy freeze for giving me more reasons to be faithful in tithing.
I went to Shiloh, am still to recover from what i saw there and heard.

The things God does for people there, 10% will be joke when you come back with appreciation to God.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 11:14pm On Dec 23, 2017
deco22:
It's not me that will talk when someone has said he is happy as he is.

It's not my money,but all I know is that it's God I pay my tithes not to one pastor,but since you think it's the pastor that deserves praise for what God did in your life then....
We are tired of telling them with scriptural proves that we pay our tithes to Christ our eternal High Priest, but they insists it's to Pastors, so, i don't care to explain any more.

Since they choose to believe it is the Pastors we pay our tithes to, then so be it.

What they think doesn't count. It's my money to do as a choose.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 11:11pm On Dec 23, 2017
Statsocial:
lol i dont even give the freeze and his minions much attention.

It is always easier to know when the devil is campaigning. Once i saw Atheists, Muslims and some Judases in the Church agreeing with Freeze i knew it could never be to the benefit of Christ or His Church. Am i supposed to be so naive to believe Atheist and Muslims are trying to sanitize the church of God.
As i would always say the debate between the Serpent And Eve accurately describes what is happening to the church today. They are talking as if they have us at heart but their will is that our churches must crumble-what better way for it to crumble than for it to be defunded. but just like Eve many are carried away without really knowing the motivation behind those who are arguing against the church. If Eve was aware of the Devil's will for her offsprings and humanity she would have run without her legs touching the ground but unfortunately she debated and ended up trading the lives of billions of her offsprings that would walk the earth. She thought she was only being ENLIGHTENED.

As i have said i would rather run the risk of being defrauded than my church crumbling. The TREASURE of a MAN lies where his HEART his-Jesus Christ.
Satan has been fighting for Man to do things according to his terms since Eden. Is Freeze interested in the poor?

From when i discovered that committing sin is doing things according to Satan's ways, i consciously stopped.

I am Sheep and Jesus is my Shepherd. Satan thinks he can turn Christ's followers to goats instead of Sheep.

He thinks by calling us Sheeples we will become a shamed and deny who we are in Christ.


He is not a sheep but a goat, he shd enjoy himself and leave me alone. Am a sheep.

***Proudly sheeple.***
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 11:04pm On Dec 23, 2017
johnstar:
Have you helped someone in need of money today?
Do i answer to you? Only satan agents disobey God by giving to the poor and shouting about it.

What your right hand giveth, let not your left hand know it. that is Jesus talking.

No true follower of Christ gives and announces it.

But you Daddy G.O. Freeze's followers will wish we come out screaming what we do for the poor thereby disobeying our God.

pls shift.
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 11:01pm On Dec 23, 2017
Bollinger:
Yup. Your tithe is working. For him. grin
Would you have wished it's working for you?
**PROUDLYSHEEPLE**
Christianity EtcRe: Bishop Oyedepo's House In Omu-Aran, His Hometown In Kwara (Photos) by analize701: 11:00pm On Dec 23, 2017
deco22:
Never liked Freeze but this your statement is what makes people like him cause confusion in the church.

Which one is "Oyedepo chop my money"...so you are basically saying you are giving your money to Oyedepo not God.
Your opinion doesn't count. What people say or think doesn't count.
When i was sick and dying, their opinions didn't count. When a Pastor from another church, who didn't know me from Adam saw my case and took it upon himself to help me out financially, the unbelievers opinions never counted, is it what i want to do with my life and money that their opinions will count?

***Proudlysheeple***.

Thanks for your thought tho.

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