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oyeludef:
More grace sis. His grace is sufficient for us. according to 1cor4:2, it is required dat a steward be found faithful. D most important thing is dat we be faithful in every of our calling

Continues Grace. The Holy Spirit never grows old. His grace is ever new.

FreeSpirited:
There is condom for animals especially for dogs. All major forms of contraceptives used by human are also used by animals....including Ovariohysterectomy(OVH) , drugs (that have the same action as postinor....i.e progestins) , hormonal method...etc

Wait!!! , are you serious?. You mean these people are really serious about sleeping with animals?

[quote author=HananHezron post=47939602][/quote]Bros, am feeling fine oo. I no get power to argue dogmas

haffaze777:
Continue ur futile exercise bro

No be small futile exercise.

Blackfire:
this is really disturbing and disgusting talking about it since i saw it on NL

My dear, the guy says if an animal is disease free, it's not differnt from a babe.

Tellemall:
Where do you even get people's names from? Why are you mentioning me, Hahn? Why do you habitually copy names from who knows where paste in the form of a cc when I don't even interact with you in that way?

Hahahahahahahaha. O my God, this guy don kee me wif lafta Ooo.

leahcimzil:
choi...a great author...Left Behind series had me glued to novels all thru junior skool. Standing ovation for yu sir. May yur soul rest in perfect peace

I read all the Left Behind Series. 1 to 9. And his other books.

OLAADEGBU:
The Lord is good to us here. Thanks for asking.

Amen.

ilovetheline:
this is not getting us anywhere is it. let's call it quit. u can reply OK in the mention

Wait, how many animals have you banged so far? How does it feel? Did you come? Ewwwwwww.

udatso:
I heard oooo.. ..just decided to ignore her. Someone who lied and hasn't even apologized for that but claims she is just a human. . What else can we probably say to her?

I didn't lie. I just said he is too low to give me an assignment. And even if I lied, like I said, am human. Meanwhile, you haven't attacked Allah for claiming to be the greatest of liars, rather you worship him. You wirship a god Who lies and brags about it. It's just a shame.

haffaze777:
Did u just say repentance?there is no way she/he will repent because they are unrepentant liar,they were taught from infants how to spread dia gospel through lie,remember they took after uncle Paul of tarsus the greatest liar ever

Quote where Paul said he was a liar, or where the Bible called Paul a liar, and let me quote where Allah boasts of being the greatest of all liars. Go ahead.

hahn:
Ok. There is God. But it is not YOUR god. Jehovah and Allah are both fake. The real God is the flying spaghetti monster.

Now, answer my question

Hahahahahahahaha. If you know how loud you made me laugh.
But, I thought we were talking about the activities of Yahweh here? How can we talk about a fake God?
What is fake cannot be accused of all you have accused him of here nah.
Ok, wait. Introduce me to this your flying Spaghetti God first, as I have no idea who he is.

oyeludef:
Hi sis anas09, check d image below. It was one of ur post on dis thread nd i requested permission to share which you gave me. One of persons i shared with was d editor of her fellowship magazine she added it into d mag sent me a copy of it.
Keep on d good work cos we don't know how far our contributions here will go nd lives dat will b blessed.

Oh, God!!!!. I have tears in my eyes right now. Thank you so much. Our little effort is going out.
May His name only be praised forever
I will try to do more
Thank you.

HananHezron:
Same thing; wanting to praise Him just came into my heart.
Where are my manners?
Good day

Good day saint. You have a lovely, lovely day.

Lamasta:
Reading your expreience makes me to remember when I was still my fshp secretary in Uni we were planning our 1st year anniversary and its the duty of the Secretary to give the anniversary report of the fshp for that year, so I went to meet my President and told him to give me a guide on how I will write the report and present it cos the report must be read in front of the congregation so to tell you how nervous I am not to fumble that day, surprisingly my President told me it is my duty to do and not his and that his own is to crosscheck if there is any shortcomings so as to correct it, I was disappointed at his response that I left him sad and disappointed but on getting home cos the thought of the report was still on my mind and its 3 days to D-day as I sat on my chair in my room, since I`ve been hearing the Holy Spirit talk to me its has never been this audible and loud, as I sat down I began to hear a voice from my left direction asive someone stood there and started interviewing me that "HOW MANY OF YOU STARTED THE FSHP?
WHEN WAS THE FIRST FSHP meeting?
WHICH LECTURE ROOM DID YOU PEOPLE USE?
WHICH STAFF SENT YOU OUT OF THE LECTURE ROOM TO STOP FSHP BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOT REGISTERED WITH THESCHOOL AUTHORITY?
WHEN WAS YOUR FIRST SUNDAY SERVICE?
WHO ASSISTED THE FSHP IN REGISTERING WITH THE SCHOOL AUTHORITY?
It was at this stage I now open my mouth and respond that "BUT HOLY SPIRIT WHY ALL THIS INTERVIEW QUESTION?
AND HE RESPONDED THAT THAT IS HOW ANNIVERSARY REPORT SHOULD BE WRITTEN....And immediately I flew up from my chair and wrote everything down and when I faced the congregration on the day of our anniversary to give the REPORT people were just clapping and excited at our SUCCESS STORY considering how we started but me I was just reading it and smiling deep down and ECSTATIC cos I know my source of the REPORT WHICH IS THE HOLY SPIRIT......When I remember now I just smile.

Hahahahahahahaha. Am just so happy. This is it. The Holy Spirit being there.
Sometimes, we need people to say No to us, so that we can find a need to depend on Him. Praise the Lord.
I opened my eyes morning, I heard Him say "quality Praise". Let's just praise him.
Don't sing songs that refers to you receiving from God, sing songs giving thanks and Praises to him. Call him sweet names. He likes that.

Copied
"Arthur Ashe, the legendary Wimbledon player was dying of AIDS which he got due to infected blood he received during a heart surgery in 1983!

He received letters from his fans, one of which conveyed: "Why did God have to select you for such a bad disease?"

To this Arthur Ashe replied:

50 Million children started playing Tennis
5 Million learnt to play Tennis
500 000 learnt Professional Tennis
50 Thousand came to Circuit
5 Thousand reached Grandslam
50 reached Wimbledon
4 reached the Semifinals
2 reached the Finals and when I was holding the cup in my hand
I never asked God “Why Me?”

So now that I’m in pain how can I ask God “Why Me?”

Happiness keeps you Sweet!! Trials keeps you Strong!! Sorrows keeps you Human!! Failure keeps you Humble!! Success keeps you Glowing!! But only, Faith keeps you Going.

Sometimes you are unsatisfied with your life, while many people in this world are dreaming of living your life.

A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of flying. But the pilot on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of returning home.

That's life. Enjoy yours.

If wealth is the secret to happiness, then kids of the rich should be dancing on the streets. But only the kids of the poor do that.

If power ensures security, then VIPs should walk unguarded. But those poor ones who live simply, sleep soundly.

If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships; then celebrities should have the best marriages. But this doesn't just happen.

Live simply. Walk humbly and love genuinely."

--Ben Carson

temi4fash:
Does it just come and go?

itchy like feels very uncomfortable?

No, it doesn't give me any discomfort. Just a faint ticking. And, yes, sometimes I don't feel it. But it's almost like a permanent thing

GoodMuyis:
Eya its a pity, but those coward dont have any but a poor tactics, Never being confronted though, but what I discovered is they wanted engage you in a kind of conversation that will suck love out of you with there hate talk, if they succeed, they invade your privacy. just like provoke him to hanger, let know what he can/not do.

Wherever he is I bid him God speed..... he is coming back

He didn't leave because someone or a group of persons made him, vooks is too strong for that. He just has overgrown NL.

OLAADEGBU:
I am waiting for him to deny that he is a JW.

Where have you been sir. It's been long?

ilovetheline:
I didn't want to say I have naught with animals. what is wrong if the animals are without disease? u'll become less human?

I don't get you. Do you mean if animals have no disease you are free to bang them?

HananHezron:

And it's so true, sometimes we always see God as being overly serious; yes he can have a sense of humour.
I'll tell you what:

Years ago, during my early Xtian walk, everything seemed to be so difficult, i found God so demanding. He was always demanding this or that and in exchange i couldn't even get what i wanted. spoiled baby in the Lord things nah

I remember one particular incident when i categorically sat and said i won't pray because "i was fed up". Sulked and sulked angrily.
Then i felt a gentle touch on my cheek . I still sat there huffing angrily.

Then i felt something touch me on both cheeks; cheeks began to tickle.
I answered [i]"Look, i'm angry, me i don't want to laugh"[/i]

The tickles increased and i still insisted "You're wasting your time BECAUSE I AM NOT LAUGHING!!!" "Ah stop it"

The tickles kept on increasing and i found myself smiling then laughing and i was like " Ok ok , you win, as usual". And i felt much better. Just like that.

Another incident was when we used to live in an apartment. Our kitchen at the backof the house was directly above a house some expats built. One day, i was peeling carrots and one tiny peel accidentally landed in the expats' compound.No one was around, I was just like "oh sorry, accidents happen. I'll be more careful next time". A pressing sensationcame on my heart and prompted me to go pick that carrot peeling. And i was like "Ah, it's no big deal nah" [/i]The pressing insisted. And it was a hot afternoon, i didn't want to go out. I tried to bargain like [i]"ok , i'll go later. " .

One tiny voice in my head just whispered in a no-nonsense tone "You will only go down and pick that carrot peel" and the pressing sensation increased. Of course, i dragged my feet grudgingly, went downstairs, got into the neighbour's compound, picked the measly carrot peel and threw it into one dustbin nearby.

Funny enough, the pressing feeling left me, immediately. And i felt light. The little voice said "Aha, don't feel good about it? Thank you , i'm so proud of what you just did. You kept the neighbou's compound clean". Though i felt good, i still stubbornly hissed (mtschew) and i was sweating because of the heat. Only cos of one carrot peel!!! chaiii!


Thinking about it makes me smile now.

That's Friendship. Just imagine Him saying to me "You asked for peace and I gave you, but you didnt say thank you". To a stupid person, it seem like, God is soliciting for my gratitude, but, no one can understand until you get to that level. The level you can have an actual discussion.
You talk and he talks back.
Yesterday morning, as I woke from sleep, immediately I opened my eyes, I heard " You are in a Vantage position"
I said okay. Thank you father. Now that am in this position, that means there's something I most do, show me. Am still waiting, and he will show me.

Farmerforlife:
Why do you ask me? I am not a Christian. I am a Muslim.

What did he even ask? Am I missing something?

Guys, I have this tingling in the middle of my left palm steadily. Like it doesn't stop. Sometimes it's itchy, and other times, like ticking. Sometimes like a very faint electric shock. It's always there. It's here right now.
Bro Charles, what could this mean?
Where's my brother Superior1?
Bro Oyeludef.
Nnamdiosu.

HananHezron:
I'm mostly the "seeing" type. I do not [i]"hear clearly" [/i]much . I have more of intuitions and pressing convictions in my heart/mind.

Can i tell u something funny? In the physical, i have myopia, but i [i]"see" [/i]clearly in the Spirit: The good, the bad , the ugly. The paradox of life, right?

Our God has a sense of humor. Blurred your physical visual sense so that you can concentrate on the spiritual. Good one.

Blackfire:
wicked girl.

KingEbukaNaija:
1. Are you an atheist?

2 Your username is "truthislight" , what truth is being purported as light ?

I and that Moniker had banttered here, him under JW and I, under Christianity. Am suprised Ooo.

truthislight:
Too much brain drain in Nigeria.

When Majority of Nigerian youths don't think constructively because they believe in magic, then you will know the Danger of falsehood and deceits in religion.

Believing a lie is dangerous.

I thought you were JW? I could be wrong.