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Na wa o.. Dis man is a whole 94 years... It is nt abt tym he left the rigors of this world nd enjoyed himself wif Baba God in Heaven?...

Or beta still, if private jet is too expensive you can simply make it an aeroplane

Lean On Me by Kirk Franklin, You are God Alone by Marvin Sapp, Never Would have Made it by Marvin Sapp, You Saved Me by R. Kelly

Akpors Arikpo, a malabite(male student in unical) was very hungry and had money only enough to buy a plate of food without meat(simply known as "without". He entered a restaurant to buy a plate of afang soup with garri-ofcourse without meat- on entering the restaurant he discovers that girls are everywhere but Arikpo is a guy man and wouldn't want to 'fall his hands in front of girls'..now this is a very serious issue to him cause he is very hungry, then an idea immediately drops in his mind. Arikpo knows fully well that this restaurant doesn't sell the type of meat he wants to mention now but 'SHARP GUY NO BE THIEF' and so the following conversation ensues between him and the tender. . .
Arikpo: madam pls give me a plate of afang soup and garri with... emmm...by d way, wat kind of meat do u hav here?
Tender: we have d regular cow meat, nd goat meat.
Arikpo: (makes up some kind of tused face) no no no! I dnt eat such meats. Emmm...do u have toasted beef?
Tender: no pls, we don't.
Arikpo: ok, wat of chicken breastlet?
Tender: I'm sorry we don't also have this.
Arikpo: it ok.. Ummm...hw about Chicken lebafanca?
Tender: I'm afraid we don't also have that.
Arikpo: if u dnt hav those i trust u wil certainly have hot dog.
Tender: we still don't have that.
Arikpo: (tries to make up an angry face) madam u no even get any beta ting 4 dis ur place sef..abeg give me without..

@OP..pls tell me u rephrased those lines of his nd stil didnt relate them in reported speech anyway.. Yes!! Tell me he spoke in pidgin nd u decided to relate it to us in plain english 'cos i find it difficult to believe that he spoke such english as we all know him 4 pidgin english d type of movie he's acting doesn't matter.

[/color]Akpors was wise enough to have groomed a successor before he died. Yes! In case you don't know, late akpors actually did raise a successor as he had foreseen his imminent death. Akpors successor's name is OVRIKPOKPOTIO. In case the name is too long in other for you not to cut your tongue, you can simply call him OVRIKPO

[quote author=dopeJemi]mehnn. i don laff piss 4 body, very funi kip it up bro [oh! U laff piss 4 body..smh..wondas shall neva end]

smh..common sense. I thot u wanted 2 die.

The story does not even sound realistic enough..she couldn't have survive as long as (to be lenient) 30minutes after the grave was sand-filled again.

u'll b d 1 2eat d dinner sha

wait! Wait!! Wait!!! I hope my perception that it's only guys that decided to comment on this post is wrong.. Ladies common!! Have y'all gone mute??

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wait! Wait!! Wait!!! I hope my perception that it's only guys that decided to comment on this post is wrong.. Ladies common!! Have y'all gone mute??

dnt my us jhor..wat advancd nations regard as mere 'chaffs' is wat we treasure here..smh

you can't just marry a man you know next to nothing about let alone that kind of age gap