₦airaland Forum

It is an infragrant topic but culminated minds must take heart and discuss it. At this antediluvian stage I am innundated with gigantic
scrapes even some matured minds may not accomodate. .
It started a few years back when we were still catholics, ma dad was a devoted christian with albatros in the catholic church.
Unfortunatly at the early age of 12, i saw ma dad loose ma mum to the parish priest (rev.father) I expected ma seniors to have
a say but they dare not cus ma mum loved us so much. It was so obvious that ma dad stopped sitting in front of the church, later
stopped going, later stopped us from going to catholic church. As time went on i finished ma secondary education and travelled. I later got
informed that ma mum had abdicated from seen the priest. We became one happy family again. Later that year i was told that ma dad now
dates a benin woman. knowing very well what we had seen in the past, i adviced my senior brother to be mute and just pray over it.

Years has gone by until this same week i had a problem with ma mum concerning marriage, i called my junior to inform him about what ma mum
said, only for me to be told that ma dad is now the minister for women affairs. (in his 60s)waooo, what a situation. My mum is so laconic about the
whole thing but ma dads seems to be graduating from benin women to calabar women to different women.  
I  have finished all my dictions to confront him as am no longer a child. Where do i start? how to an introduce it?

slimyem:
*yawns*
can anyone please summarize in two sentences??

lazy you?

no

:19o This forum will soon become red

Now ma parents has seen the detriment of incarcerating a child. When other kids were practicing how they could do it marriage we were locked up in a high fence overwhelmed with timidity. Now even approaching a woman is a rigmarole

I so much appreciate this love and candid advices I gotten so far, I am now rest assured. I never see person wey i like na by force?

freecocoa:
wait o,you are not 28 yet?ha she should chillax o,I thought you were like 45 sef,I know one brother in this romance section who is almost 50 yet he's not planning to get married instead he keeps opening jonsing threads,if people like him are not rushing then you can take your time to choose a wife,but its seems like you are not even planning on getting married,may I ask why?

Thank u jare, at least one person support me

The wahala even come be say she no want oyinbo ooo, she said tufiakwa and am not ready for any wireless relationship, how can i marry someone without dating?

freecocoa:
Guy go marry joor but seriously though your mum dey play rough o.

At least she would ve allowed me to clock 30 or 28

I knew these are the kind of replies i will get on nairaland

I gondorsed with ma mum everyday and night because of grand child. Life has been unbearable for me
as if am the first son. Ma eldest brother is not even married although he has concubines, I bear the encumbrance.
I stopped calling ma mum because of death intimidations, knowing very well that I love her so much. whenever i call her all i hear is "If you wont get married and give me a grand child i will die" Last week i was frabagasted when someone called me from Nigeria that ma mum is dead , with melancholy i left ma office in tears only to later discover it was a fallacy concocted by ma mum to gain ma serious attention. She later told me next time could be real if I dont do something. Look at the philipinos, men and women live a happy life with or without husband yet they have parents. Why is it that in Nigeria when a lady is not yet married many look at her with apathy?
Is marriage a do or die affair? For this reason a man will leave his mother and father and stick to his wife. (so says the bible) Not a man must.

I use ma new x6 and expensive perfume to get them succumbing

Any one who sleeps with men without taking money is a pros, the titute is not there yet

This is just the begininig, watchout out for part 2

Read the part that says "Africans expect donations are medication for their children" The next long comment said the children should all be killed else the grow to be scammers.

Kobojunkie:
I just posted one and asked you if that is where you get your claim that many Americans think Nigerian degrees are not to be trusted? Is it that you think it is a lie? I mean the statement on fake degrees, given that every other month or so, we catch one of your politicians with fake degrees, why we go expect others to trust those papers more? By the way, this issue of fake degrees is a serious problem.

Good one. Attack

Kobojunkie:
^^^
um . . . is this the comment you were referring to

Read one, you will see more heart breaking comments. I wish i was
born even in libya

Reacting to the news of a baby been paid $150 a month in nigeria, many americans vowed never to be in anyway advantageous to Nigeria. Many because of that cliamed
Many Nigerians working in the us and other countries carry fake degrees.

Read comments in this link.
http://world-news.newsvine.com/_news/2011/11/12/8771430-nigeria-ghost-worker-baby-earned-150-a-month#entercomment

[quote author=Natasha,, link=topic=802083.msg9540728#msg9540728 date=1321123036]when they were doing it without condom shey he was happy? she shouldn't do it haba for what is it the baby's fault? [/quote]kai not that, he is too young to be a father. It was the work of the devil

Goldieluks:
No,you may hug a wet transformer instead.

u harsh oooo

THE NEW MML 4. WAS DESIGNED IN VISUAL BASIC, VERY EASY BUT TRICKISH TO REVERSE THE RTAS AUTHENTIFICATION. IF YOU CAN DECRYPT THE MML_EXE.DLE REVERSAL WILL BE AN INFINITESIMAL.
STAY TUNED.

i have been mute for sometime now because i have been bullied. some info shared is really meant to be private and remain hidden for ever. very sooon the bomb will be out for all. dm3 cannot do anything on new security. for now its to patch new mml or use a moddified loader to erase sec area or update sec area.

Goldieluks:
Typical Nigerian man love story.^^
and they keep complaining about Nigerian girls. tsk tsk!

ok no stories this time

Hello, may i nyash you

Lokoja is an enigmatic failure, an epitome of chronic benightedness

My love, my angel, my princess, my heart desire, omalicham, when you laugh i laugh when you cry i cry. when you sleep I sleep when you wake I wake. when you jump down from storey building I look down and thank God am not the one.

Beat it guys she is ma kinda gurl

I take it serious, Any responsible babe would want to be impressive expecially on a first date.
The brouhaha of seen a presentable angel in front of you is what everyman would also want
On a first date. Keep up babe you are right.

SOME PEOPLE WILL NOT GET MARRIED BECAUSE THEY ARE NOT SINGLE.

nice one poster.

hmm the super vultures at it again