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Lalasticlala, you know wat to Do now, FRONTPAGE ASAP!

Let God Pornish buhari!

I remenber those days in Unizik when that cult boys were troubling.
A girl was returning from house fellowship heading to her hostel around 7 pm when she heard gunshots. And bottle sounds.
People were running, and then she took to her heels, but not knowing were to run to she saw a office and decided to bash into a nearby lecturer's office.
At least she would find refuge there.
Fortunately for her the office was open and the lecturer has already gone home.
She entered the lecturer's office, closed the door, took off her bra and pant and then she put on the lecturer's male cloth that hangign on the wardrope there,
disguising as a man she put her hands in her pocket, put on the lecturer's spectables and went away like a man.
When the ocult boys saw her passing they greeted her "good morning sir!"
she replied
" how are you doing" and they said "fine sir"
and she went homa nothing happened to her.
When she got home she cooked indomie and egg, and then she wash it down witha bottle of fanta.
After that she boiled hot water and then she bath.
And that was it.
Thanks for reading!
Cc: fairlyusedpant

Human being is talking, baboon is talking too,

Okay.

oyindare:
Neymar decided to leave Barcelona this summer, after the Champions League fixture against Paris Saint-Germain, when they produced one of the most remarkable comebacks in the history of the competition.

Barca scored three goals in the final seven minutes, to secure a sensational 6-5 aggregate victory over the Ligue 1 side.

Neymar was the chief catalyst for the impressive display, scoring the first two of those late goals, before assisting Sergi Roberto’s winner with a chipped pass.

However, the next day, the Spanish press carried a dramatic image which quickly went viral: Lionel Messi in a Messiah-like pose, standing on the advertising boards to celebrate the victory as awestruck fans hailed his glory.

It is believed that it is the moment Neymar decided he has had enough and made up his mind to escape Messi’s shadow.

Spanish newspaper, El Pais, claims the Brazilian is heading to PSG in a world-record move, to prove himself on his own terms.

FOR CRIST SAKE LETS BE SERIOUS, MESSI IS BETTER THAN NEYMAR EVEN RONALDO. YOU DONT EXPECT THEM TO PUT NEYMAR'S PIC THERE OVER THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD MESSI. EVEN IF RONALDO OR LEWANDOSKI WAS PLAYING IN BARCA. WE WILL STILL CHOOSE MESSI OVER THEM BECAUSE MESSI IS GREATEST!
OKAY WHY DIDNT SUAREZ COMPLAIN?
Neymar is just a kid, and his father is a bicth.
GET THAT?
As for Neymar i pray he wins balon Dor in PSG cos as far as Ronaldo and messi is in football nothing for him.

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Mr aminu buhari my neigbour was rushed to the hospital this afternoon after he started vomiting blood from his mouth after drinking mangoro juice.
The wife who was surprised begin to dey question d cook but she said she dont know so she called the police.
The police now come to the house but the cook have disappeared.
Later they now caught the cook and after investigations she opens up that the man's girlfriend gave her 1 million naira to poison the man for leaving her to marry another person.
So now as me and you are speaking, and as you are reading dis my post the girl is in the police house now being waiting for jail.
This story happened koro koro before my own very eyes.
Thanks for reading.

very early on a cool Wednesday,My
mum prepared and left d
house..same with my
little sister
who left for school..
After like an hour and half, I heard
a subtle knock
on.
D door of
my house..
“Who be dat” I asked curiously
“Na me mama Nkechi.. Open dis
door. Jor”
I dey come” I answered sluggishly?
I opened d door and met her..with
a single wrapper
and a simple
smile..
“Y u no cum again na?”
“I been dey wait for u since na..”
She said with a wink..
” I dey wait make everybody comot
for compound
before I come”
I replied..
“Oya I dey wait for u o come sharp
sharp”
Turning around, I saw her Bottom
again.. Damn!! My
dick turned
on d ignition..
I quickly tidied d room, looked
around d compound
for any
suspicious movt, den I dashed to
her room..
Immediately I got in, I met her
absence.. But saw a
middle aged
woman in a pink top and black
skirt..
“Good afternoon ma” I said..
“Comot dat ma jare”
“Come siddon for here” she said
tapping d cushion
next to her..
From d bedroom, I heard mama
Nkechi?s voice..
“I?m don come”
“Yes o.. I?m dey here” her
mysterious friend
replied..
I studied
the woman very well.. She was
dark averagely
looking
but
blessed with a wonderful body..
Her bosoms we?re
not too big,
but firm and erect.. Flat tummy and
from we?re she
sat down, I
couldn?t notice her Bottom..
I kept mute.. Waiting for their next
move.. Out flew d
bedroom
curtains and mama nkechi
appeared.. Unclad as a
new born.. I
took time to review d God given
gift of flesh
standing
in my
before.. Face was sweet, but
inconsequential? Her
bosoms a
little saggy just like egg rolls on her
chest.. Her
tommy potruded
a little. As a result of multiple child
birth and to
compensate her
large Bottom.. Her legs overlapping
in fatty, sweet,
succulent
flesh.. Needless to say, I was turned
on..
“Do u like wat u see?” She asked
I simply knodded..
“Well come and take it na..”
By dis tym her friend was
undressing quickly.. I
wasn?t sure I
was up and enough for dis.. I
stood.. Dick hard as a
rock, walked
over to we?re she stood.. And
kissed her.. She
instanly
responded..
I pushed her against d wall..zipped
down my fly and
inserted it
in between her legs and pushed in..
“Yeeeeeeeh” she drew a short
breath
“So early?” I wasn?t a fan of
patience.. I bleeped
away
with
reckless abandon.. Her friend
obviously Unclad
came
to me from
d back and licked my earlobes..I
paused.. That was
a
sensual
spot! I withdrew from mama
nkechi and faced her
friend.. Wat I
saw was d shocker of my life.. The
biggest Tip I av
eva
seen.. It
was as big as d cover of a marker..
Erect and
upfront..
Choi.. I
instinctively. Went for it.. Sucking
from her bosoms
like I was
looking for crudeoil..she was a loud
woman..
Yeeeeeeeeeh
“Aaaaaaaaash” “e don tay”
I paused.. Before dis woman go
shout for all d
compound to hear
make I stop..
Mama nkechi sensing my
hesitation, explained y..
“Dis my friend e don tay wey man
touch am o”
“Since her husband die 2 yrs ago
nobody don reach
der”
“Make we go inside bedroom make
people no hear
us.. Thus
said, d two women, Unclad led me
to d bedroom..
As soon as we got on d bed, ther
attcked me..
Mama
nkechi went
for my dick while her friend was
allover me..
Kissing
sucking my
tongue rather.. After sometime
they switched
positions.. Mama
nkechi?s Bottom and weight was
too much so I
demanded my
Bleep..
“I wan Bleep.. U hard”
Her friend on hearing this quickly
obliged..
“Make I first Bleep am..” She said
shyly..
I held her in my arms and gently
laid her
down..spread her legs
missionary style and penetrated
her..
I can?t begin to describe wat I felt..
Tightness,, well
lubricated
and hot..
“chaii” I didn?t no wen I shouted.. I
couldn?t help
it.. Der was
no time to waste.. No slow pace.. I
bleeped her..
Fast
and hard..
As I looked down @ her during d
Bleep.. She was
looking straight
into my eyes.. Lust and pleasure
allover?she pulled
me close to
a kiss..deep french kiss.. It made d
pleasure triple..
I
managed to
break away from her to see dat she
was crying?
Telling me
things?
“i swear I love u”
“chaiiiiiii I cant do without u”
“My toto eh.. Jhissss.. Bleep my
toto”
“Bleep me Gooooosssssh!!!”
She suddenly held me and as I
looked down at her
Kitty-Cat, it
gripped me..milking in peristaltic
movements.. And
her fluids
poured out like a tap? D lubrication
brought me to d
brink.. She
knew I was abt 2 cum..
“Release for inside my toto”
“I want make u gimme belle”
“Bleep till u release”
Mama nkechi wasn?t helping
matters.. She was
sucking my
Tips.. I didn?t want to cum.. But
somewhere in my
brain, a sharp
impulse sent down signals to my
balls and d entire
sperm army
of my genitals rushed out into her
waiting Kitty-Cat?
I gave
her.. And gave her.. And gave her..
And calmed
down?
Exhausted..
She kissed me deeply.. And said
“Thank you” I saw d seriosness in
her eyes.. It was
a
look of both
lust and love.. I was satisfied.. As I
turned my
attention to mama
nkechi.. A familiar voice rocked d
compound?s
silence.. It was
my sister shouting my name..
“Preecious”
“Precious.. We?re dis boi come lock
door carry key
go
na”?
I remained stiff.. D 2 women with
me? Though a
little afraid, I
knew she was harmless.. My kid
sister trusted me
blindly..
“Who be dat 1 wey dey ask of u
na?”
It was mama nkechi.. Who was a
little dissapointed
about d
interruption..
“Na my sister” I said.. Sweating..
“Wetin she want?”
“I hold d key for our house.. She
wan enter house
na..”
“Ooooh” she was angry..
My sister didnt help matters.. She
kept calling my
name.. Just
wen I didnt no wat to do again,
mama nkechi
dropped a
bombshell..
“U no dey comot here today o”..
“Wer d key dey?”
I pointed to my knickers? She
collected dem,
opened her door
and beckoned to my sister?
“Deborah.. Y u dey make noise like
dis for
compound
na?”
“I dey find my brother.. im don lock
me for
outside..” She
innocently replied..
“See una key here.. im talk say I?m
dey go see
una
uncle for
tunkarimu side”
Such a perfect liar.. I sighed deeply..
Knowing how
gullible my
sister was,she would believe d
story hook line and
sinker..
“Thank u ma ” she replied, collected
d key and left..
Mama
nkechi waited for her to go, locked
her door and
came back to
meet us in d bedroom..
“That wan na small tin na”
“Na im make u con dey fear?”.. I
was grateful for d
cover up..
And relaxed to notice her once
more.. She came to
me on d bed..
Pushed me and lay on top of
me..kissing me
hard..my
hands
wandered to her Bottom.. I held
dem in my tiny
hands.. Caressed
dem and massaged dem.. She
adjusted, kissed all
over my neck
and chest.. Going down to my
navel.. Down to my
groin.. She
wasted no time to get down to
business.. In went
my
dick and
her mouth swallowed it..

Meet young Nigerian porn star,
King Tblack who has taken over the
media.
His lifestyle is as lavish as that of
‘Yahoo boys’ and our big-spending
politicians.
King Tblak aka king black hoc is
Nigerian Indecent Star and is
popular for sharing countless
photos and videos from hotel
rooms with various uncl@*d ladies.
Short, tall, dark, or light skinned –
just name it.
Some people call him a porn star,
some believe he’s ‘yahoo boy’,
while others argue his source of
money is through rituals.
Funnily, he has a website where
you can pay N10,000 a month to
watch exclusive pornography clips.
Imagine that.
Up till now, his fans weren’t sure of
how much he pays these ladies, but
in a snapchat post he made on May
4th, he revealed the breakdown of
how his girls earns their cash.
The price ranges from 30k to 300k,
depending on what the girl wants
to do. However, all includes a nice
treat, food and hotel money.
The list he shared reveals that girls
who he invites without having s*x
can get as low as 30k, while girls
he has s*x with on camera, with
there face included earn as much as
300k.

Culled from Naijezie.com

Dont worry my man, buhari must bring all those tings back for you.

Invest it into baba ijebu or bet9ja.com and make double that amount in three hours.

No! Christianity says you must only lie on top of your wife and fucck her like a log of wood.

This is very true i have tried all now and is working. THANKS MAN!!! Lalsticlala and ishilove

sweetwuraola:
Good morning nairalander, please i need help i don't have a job and am a single mom, feeding myself and my child is very difficult. Please can anyone borrow me money to start up a business. Please help me.

Thanks everyone.

cc lalasticlala mynd44 ishilove

Can we meet?

He tried to become Nigeria president but politicians deny him of the right to contest because they fear he would win.
They did not only deny fela his right as a Nigerian citizen but they deny this whole country the right to be happy. IF FELA WAS PRESIDENT MAYBE NIGERIA WOULD HAVE BEEN A SMALL LONDON, AFTER YOU SAY I SHOULD LIKE DIS COUNTRY...,

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GOD PUNISH NIZOORIA!!!

See as my pri,ck don rise, ai omo i no dey take ear hear dis kind of tin. I be he goat.

My stepmother mrs ann just returned from oyingbo market.
Then i helped her to carry down her luggage,
she then said thank you.
She gave me moimoi and okpa and after i carried her stuffs that she bought into the kitchen then i went into my room to go and eat it.
She then took her purse and went inside her room
but later, She called me out "Andrew Andrew" come and take this orange!
So i answered "ma i am coming!"
then i went into her room to collect the orange,
As soon as i entered i shut the door.
As she was tring to give me the orange her pant that was on the wardrope fell down.
My busty stepmother raised her pant up and asked me to suck it, i collected the orange and went outside and sucked the orange.

It was very sweet, all these abo,ki orange dey sweet o.
Then after sucking the orange i prepared vegetable yam and stew with Dog meat and after eating it Nepa bring lite and i washed film.
After washing the film, i slept off.
After sleeping i woke up the Next morning and that was it!
Thank the lord.

Cc : fairlyusedpant

emmykey0128:
Kikikikikikiki ;Dits so funny I forgot to laugh

cc: oya now seun lalasticlala mynd44 and ishilove come hia now and move dis tin to Frontpage imediately!!!

No wonder why my master calls them Nizooria, Ndi ibelibe.

Ndi ofe mmanu, Ndi ara

If i believe dis ting eh? Let me die.

Make una give am buhari mek im swallow am.

What is this one saying?

He is learning. Me that is calling you from my house in cementary nko?

Lalasticlala come here. ............ ................... .................... ............ ..........
Hahahahahahahahahhaha Common go joor

And buhari is busy destroying Nigeria you cannot take him for Deliverance.

Biafrans are hardworking people unlike the abokis who beg for 5 Naira.

Buhari is mad.

Cc: lalasticlala

That hairy bottomless pit you call Puss¥, i'll rather fuc.k dog than fuc.k linda ikedi