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I lost my phone earlier this year and due to NIN wahala, I was unable to retrieve my Glo sim on time...
So my WhatsApp account was deleted by the WhatsApp group during that time and I lost 100% of my contacts, as businessman building contacts is not very easy.
So, I am directing this question to the tech genius on Nairaland: do network providers store call history? If yes how can someone like me access them?

Thank you

I got rubbed by some unidentified gun may on 12 January 2021, so they took my phone with the Sim card with it...
Since 12 January till date I have tried all possible means to get my lost sim card back to all to no avail because they keep cooking up new stories like;
1. Go get NIN ( which I have already)
2. Go & swear affidavit at the court ( already did)
3. It will cost you 1000 NGN ( like I care)


Here's is our conversation;

Glo customers care; "ummm well, the your photo passport photograph we have in our records doesn't have a white background"

Me: okay umm... Update it
customer care; we need to reregister the number...

Me: just do it

Customer service; am sorry sir the NCC have not lifted the ban on sim card replacement yet...

Me: wtf then my didn't you say so all this while

Meanwhile this has been going on for at least a month plus...

Abeg my people I only have one line both for business and otherwise...
I really need this sim back cos all my bank accounts are tied to number

Please I need your opinion
I take God Beg una

Being cheated on is nerved fun, it’s a fact of life. Fortunately, because it’s been happening since the down of humanity, experts are getting pretty good at identifying cheaters. Here’s a roundup of research that has looked into which types of men are the most likely to cheat on their partners.

TALL MEN
A 2014 study by illicit encounters found that taller men are more likely to cheat. Men who are over 5ft 10, in fact, were found to be twice as likely to cheat than someone under that height. Why? Apparently because they have more confidence, steaming from the fact they know a lot of women prefer taller men.

MEN AGED 29, 39, 49
A study in 2015 by proceedings of the National Academy of Science found that people “search for meaning” when they are approaching a new decade of their lives. This apparently, includes having an affair.

MEN WHO PLAY TEAM SPORTS
Recent research suggests men who play team sports are most likely to use that as a cover up when they’re cheating. Rugby players were found to be the worst culprits.

MALE BANKERS
Bankers and brokers are mostly likely to be unfaithful, according to a poll by dating website Victoria Milan of more than 5,000 women. The women were all cheating on their partner, so the research was based on women only – but still, it’s something to bear in mind.

MEN WITH FACIAL HAIR
it survey by the Eva video social network survey men and found that those with facial hair are more likely to cheat (as well as steal).

TATTOOED MEN
Men with tattoos are more likely to be unfaithful, according to another study Victoria Millan. They asked more than three million men across 15 countries and found that those with more risk are more likely to stray.

http://www.wodemi.com.ng/2018/07/six-types-of-men-who-are-most-likely-to.html?m=1

Please guys I need your help right now, I want to study and work abroad please anyone with any info

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see the stupid monkey face

Welcome to Nigeria; the land of possibilities
First they started with Rats
Second they said is snake
Now it's monkey
Abeg I dey Road they go first Bank before them go say their elephant Don shallow my own money


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Don't skip this message if you believe Jesus Christ gave His life so you could gain yours, and please don't read if you won't be bold to share.

A war has been going on from time immemorial between the kingdom of light & darkness {Heaven & Hell}, at the end of this war that existed for ages; it's humanity and the forces of darkness that are to suffer the outcome of the war forever without no redemption.

Revelation 21:7 (KJV) reads:
He that overcometh shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my son.

The earlier [we] Christians around the world come to the reality of these words the better for us all because no one, I mean no one will make heaven by surprise but would rather make hell by surprise therefore watch your crown that no one steals it from you.

We are in the world but not of this world for this world shall pass away with everything with it.

1 Corinthians 7:31 KJV reads:
And they that use this world, as not abusing it; for the fashion of this world passeth away.

Mathew 24:34-35 (KJV) reads:
Verily I say unto you, this generation shall not pass, till all these things be fulfilled.
Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.

Christ is no longer coming soon, He is on His way to earth, He is coming now, but the billion $ question is?
How prepared are you?
How clean is your garment?
How many souls have won for Him?
A song writer said "prepare ye the way of the Lord for behold He comes with great glory".

Heaven and Hell is real; they are no fantasies at all, so chose whose side you are on but I pray that you choose eternal life in Heaven.

Let's pray;
Lord Jesus, I thank You for Your love and Your mercy, thank You, Lord, for the word that has reached my heart today. Father, I ask for Your forgiveness. Forgive me. Wash me with Your precious blood. Write my name in the Book of Life. Accept me as Your child, Lord. Right now, I forgive anyone that I had not been able to forgive. I renounce to my lack of forgiveness. I renounce all things that have hindered Your flow, and I ask You to transform me and to fill me with Your presence every day. Thank You, Father, Son and Holy Spirit; in the Name of Jesus, Amen.

Now that you have heard these words forward them till its get to the last person on earth if possible but if you're ashamed to do so, here is something to read about.
Jesus Christ said "if any man be ashamed of my name, I too will be ashamed to confess his name before my Father in heaven"
Remain blessed
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Its hilarious and probably the best/funny self birthday message I've comes across so far...
The best part is that he hailed Nairalanders also
Here is his message;
At the time you're reading this message its 175+ hrs past my birthday so your wishes don't count thank you and don't f*** with me���
So let's get started;
To our everlasting Father in #Heaven who sit on #ThethroneofJasper, "I thank you for adding another year to my life"���.
To my family, for all your love, care, support, patience etc; "I love you guys"���.
To my Civil Engineers only; Truss me, we are always right;
1/R=My/I * 1/Ey
Therefore 1/R=E + or - M/EI (FR)
To my friends who posted my pic on their FB wall; "you guys are awesome, I thank you all"���
To those who changed DP for me; "you're awesome "��
To those text by 00:02 hrs; "your wonderful".���
To those who sang for me; "your voices were like that of angels"��
To my Nairalanders; "you guys rock [abeg una too much]..."���
To my gallant #RoyalRangers; " I salute you."���
To those who were too busy to either text or call; "may God bless your hustle" ���.
To those who were waiting for facebook birthday notification, I laugh hahaha����... Cos I deleted it from facebook (Sarcasm.us said " delete your birthday from facebook and you'll find out that no one really gives a f*** about yo birthday). #truestory...
To those who will never remember even if they were told countless times; "receive retentive memory"���.
To those who remembered and decided to do no shit; "why do I give a f***? I don't care"���..
To who ever that is reading this message, hope you like it and please let me know which categories in this message you belong to���
Because you all deserve a medal, so comment your category to claim your medal of honour���
P.s if your category wasn't mentioned you're advised to add yours
Its all for #fun���
Above all, Happy Birthday to me #Nocake ��

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Insult to my Naija



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WhatsApp is really improving to beat the market of instant messaging

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