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Mazi_Omenuko: ^^ funny

I said no sentiments and no bias

My vote goes to - Mr Cork
female - Badosky

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¤Maxi_Omenuko, ITBomb

Vous êtes tous des fous

Vivly:

Comment Réagiriez-vous Si Votre Date Ne Peuvent Pa Payer Pour Le Dîner?

Mazi_Omenuko: Seriously, like how many threads/ topics do you create in a day?

50

-Mr Cork-:
...I will suk it dry

QueenR.A.W:
why the face Andy?

The insults

I was talking to
this girl the other day, she was pretty but not my
type , at first, she could have been my type but when
I began to size her up, then she bagan to spill her
guts... anyways she said she was told that she had
mammy water spirit around her, she said in her
dreams that this Spirit comes to her and rebuke her
for sleeping with men, she did say that some of the
men she slept with did die, she gave an incident
where she said her mirror had turned horizontally
from its vertical position but this was after she woke
up frm the dream and had been rebuked for sleeping
with some dude during the dream by her Spirit after
she had been told by a cele man to consecrate
herself for three months not to made love wth any
man, anyways she did say a lot of stuff which i cant
enumerate b i did tell her wat she was dealing wth
but for some reason anytime I tried to educate her
about she was dealing wth she gat irate but anyways
before she left my house I showed her who was the
Boss, dont get me wrong I didnt sleep wth her
although she was wearing wat could make a weak
man fall for her, she wore an hot pant with a see-
through top, without no bra but anyways I can
control my john thomas, so wat am trying to get at,
is this, those of yu women that have husbands in yr
dream, wat happens to the men yu date?... if you
have experiences on this share wth us,I know we
have some of them on nairaland

movicy: haha, must you ask ? and how do you even see am sef, anyway, A guy punch her there, am really sorry for not defend her then

Dafuq!!!

-Mr Cork-:
...ermm bro..no oofiense but u have milk teeth & then u possin with bottle of Ribena....I giv up!

Waspy:

sakaguchi: Yes! Hullahoops makes azz thick?
Pictures of your booty or I don bilivit!

Lulukay, I won't mind glancing at your booty, hawt face you've got though, I'm tripping!

Fulaman198: Excellent joke thread

By andyblaze

Waspy: I can bet with my christmas ckicken, Miss Yuzedo is Andyblaze

Sshhh dont blow my cover