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RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me [ANDY BLAZE] by Andyblaze(op): 8:44pm On Dec 15, 2013
god_of_music: LOL, we go really make am my brother! cheesy

@First Bolded_what do you mean? wink


#TeamGOM
lol remember when u were always saying on most thread that funny people like i, mr cork n yuzedo were peeps that made nairaland fun. Lol that aided my ministry alot...ur my BRO!
RomanceRe: Signs Your Girlfriend Isn't Meant To Be Your Future Wife by Andyblaze(op): 6:10pm On Dec 15, 2013
deejay_harry1: dr presher wink
lol he didnt give up even when alutacontinua did
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me [ANDY BLAZE] by Andyblaze(op): 6:08pm On Dec 15, 2013
bluuu: happy birthday to you.enjoy .
mine was 3rd Dec
thanks bro. Its a special peeps' month
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me [ANDY BLAZE] by Andyblaze(op): 6:07pm On Dec 15, 2013
LadyH: happy bufday!!!!!!! grin




I wanna knw ya age..

kidulthood
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me [ANDY BLAZE] by Andyblaze(op): 6:06pm On Dec 15, 2013
jmoore: Upload your birth certificate. We need to be sure.
Come to my place
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me [ANDY BLAZE] by Andyblaze(op): 6:04pm On Dec 15, 2013
Dannylux: Now you'VE said it all. Wetin I go talk?

Andyblaze, read what GOM said in my voice cheesy
loool crazy pal!
Thanaks all the same cool
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me [ANDY BLAZE] by Andyblaze(op): 6:01pm On Dec 15, 2013
Nadia_SA1: Happy birthday Andy
Thanks dearest
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me [ANDY BLAZE] by Andyblaze(op): 6:00pm On Dec 15, 2013
deejay_harry1: happy bday to one of my good E-friend.. happy bday andyblaze...


MAH NIGGA
Homie of Life!!! Thanks alot.
RomanceRe: Happy Birthday To Me [ANDY BLAZE] by Andyblaze(op):
god_of_music: You shoulda told me, i would have been the one to create this thread na kiss

But no worries! Happy Birthday to you my great E-friend! You are good buddy i will never forget in my life, your personality on this forum reflects a happy youth with a good heart.

Andy my guy, i wish you Long Life and prosperity from my heart of heart!

You shall live in health, wealth and prosperity! cheesy
You will never experience pain or death in your household, everybody related to you will swim in the ocean of Joy!
They will never die cause they know you! cheesy

Bro, every good thing you wish yourself is yours in Jesus name!

And you will be a celebrity as you wish, these i pray for thee cheesy cheesy wink


HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! cool



#TeamGOM
Ameeeeen!


Thanks alot bro of life!
You were the main propagator of my fame ministry on this site. Indeed u r my e-bro! Wish u the best too and we go make am cool
RomanceRe: Signs Your Girlfriend Isn't Meant To Be Your Future Wife by Andyblaze(op): 4:47pm On Dec 15, 2013
GentleMimi: Finally! *breaths with relief*...i thought u were e-killed. But seriously,what type of therapy did u undergo? I need a transformation too,make my head settle.Mbok,yarn me na!
Can't afford my usual coccaine anymore
RomanceRe: Signs Your Girlfriend Isn't Meant To Be Your Future Wife by Andyblaze(op): 4:46pm On Dec 15, 2013
ololo12: @ Andyblaze..... Are you Andyblaze the host from Nigeria got talent??
No, Sir.
RomanceHappy Birthday To Me [ANDY BLAZE] by Andyblaze(op): 4:36pm On Dec 15, 2013
Been too busy preparing for my night groove. Todays marks the end of my Kidulthood
I know some of yall might love to hate me but i e-love yall cheesy cool
RomanceRe: I Just Discover My Online Girlfriend Has Moustache, Plz Advise Me by Andyblaze(op): 11:46pm On Dec 14, 2013
[quote author=Clemzy16][/quote]huh
RomanceRe: Signs Your Girlfriend Isn't Meant To Be Your Future Wife by Andyblaze(op): 11:10pm On Dec 14, 2013
angry
GentleMimi: *yimu*...super story tins.
@ topic...Andyblaze,where are u? Pls show face make i know sey them never e-kill u and hijack ur account.
angry
RomanceRe: Do Nigerian Boyfriends Still Do Free Midnight Calls? by Andyblaze(op): 10:30pm On Dec 14, 2013
Abu Mikey:


Yes! Andyblaze made it
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cool cool tongue
RomanceSigns Your Girlfriend Isn't Meant To Be Your Future Wife by Andyblaze(op): 1:59pm On Dec 14, 2013
Getting married is a life changing situation and something everybody wants to do right because nobody plans to walk down the aisle more than once…at least nobody in their right mind plans to.

If you are planning to walk down the aisle in the very near future and with the woman you are seeing and you need to be very sure she’s the one, here are qualities that if she’s got, she just might not fit into the role.

1. She’s dependent- On you for everything. When she wants to buy the smallest thing, she dials your number and asks you to buy it for her. When she wants to make any important decision, she stalls and waits till you see each other. When she needs to do things she should be able to handle on her own, she keeps waiting for you to come make the decision for her, then you need to think twice.

Nothing bad in making decisions togethter or helping her buy stuff but everything is wrong when it happens all of the time.

A wife needs to be independent. Be able to run the home when her husband isn’t home and make important decisions when he is busy.

You need an independent one not a dependent person. It is a wife you want not a pet.

2. Her dressing- believe it or not, a wife needs to apply a bit of modesty in her dressing when she gets married.

Now, easy as it is to say she’d change her closet full of skimpy and semi nude clothes when she says I do, she needs to begin to change it now.

You can only be used to things you have started practising.

There’s a difference between a wife and a ho. If your wife dresses like a video vixen all the time or like a stripper, then expect no respect whatsoever when you are out together.

Besides, when the kids start coming, how do you want to explain to them why mommy keeps dressing like she raided a kindergarten store and took all their baby dresses?

3. She’s rude- I know no man wants a woman who cannot respect him. Not as a girlfriend, not as a wife. So if your woman is rude(to you and to every other person around) and she shows no traces of changing, don’t bother making her a wife.

The cracks would soon begin to show and you would hate yourself if you wife her.

4. She’s emotionally unstable- if she is sweet today and she goes from that to extremely rude and not bothered in the next minute and then obnoxious, then you need to relax a bit.

Find out what makes her flaky. If she’s just that emotionally unstable person, then think twice about the relationship before taking the next step.

Bigger things come in marriage. If she can’t handle courtship, she won’t be able to handle marriage.

5. She lies- lying partners are the worst ever. No reason why you should even be with them in relationships talk less of marriage. If she lies, run!

You wife her and it is the beginning of your end!

6. You have absolutely nothing in common- if you both can’t seem to find a common ground, then think twice.

When the initial “gra gra” is gone and all you have left is great friendship, you would need things to spice your marriage up.

This includes things you both love doing together. What happens when you hate what she loves and she hates what you love?

7. She mismanages everything- a woman who would rather buy an expensive weave than spend money on better things or who makes decisions that aren’t smart where money is concerned or who would urge you to spend money on the most expensive cars rather than invest in reasonable things would not make a good wife.
http://www.kenyan-post.com/2013/07/signs-that-your-girlfriend-may-never-be.html
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help Me B4 I Die by Andyblaze: 9:06am On Dec 14, 2013
p.guyokec:
grin
grin grin grin
RomanceRe: Do Nigerian Boyfriends Still Do Free Midnight Calls? by Andyblaze(op): 9:05am On Dec 14, 2013
god_of_music: Who careshuh

Please leave this boring thread and come have fun on this one, Even Oga Seun is there!

www.nairaland.com/1554419/nairaland-think-sing


#TeamGOM
angry
Nairaland GeneralRe: How Will You Spend The Christmas Holiday Break? by Andyblaze: 1:18pm On Dec 13, 2013
god_of_music: Wannabes be like.... tongue
grin grin *dies*


True tho!
Jokes EtcRe: DJ Beaten To Coma For Playing Tonto Dikeh’s Song In The Club? by Andyblaze: 1:15pm On Dec 13, 2013
WHO CARES

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE ARE NIGERIAN GUYS STILL DOING THIS? - https://www.nairaland.com/1554328/nigerian-boyfriends-still-dey-thing
RomanceRe: Prostitute Turned Into A Python , Nearly Swallowed The Man by Andyblaze: 1:14pm On Dec 13, 2013
WHO CARES

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE ARE NIGERIAN GUYS STILL DOING THIS? - https://www.nairaland.com/1554328/nigerian-boyfriends-still-dey-thing
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic Now Looks Like Nicki Minaj by Andyblaze: 1:13pm On Dec 13, 2013
WHO CARES

ON A MORE SERIOUS NOTE ARE NIGERIAN GUYS STILL DOING THIS? - https://www.nairaland.com/1554328/nigerian-boyfriends-still-dey-thing
RomanceDo Nigerian Boyfriends Still Do Free Midnight Calls? by Andyblaze(op): 1:07pm On Dec 13, 2013
Seriously at this rapidly developing times are there still Nigerian guys that will deprive a beautiful lady they call their girlfriend of her sleep and endanger her health all in the name of midnight call huh.
You claim to love a lady and you can't load better airtime to call herhuh
BusinessRe: Ways To Earn Good Income As A Nigerian Student by Andyblaze: 12:51pm On Dec 13, 2013
Abu Mikey:



Oga! gringrin

grin grin Sssh my galfriend is sleeping
FamilyRe: I Slept With His Wife, Now He Wants To Make Love To Me As Compensation by Andyblaze(op): 12:49pm On Dec 13, 2013
Khalessi: No you wheel nut be chiting... wink
but babes can i love u?
FamilyRe: I Slept With His Wife, Now He Wants To Make Love To Me As Compensation by Andyblaze(op): 12:48pm On Dec 13, 2013
deols: I know this is a lie. bUt let us pretend it is true..





So you are feeling like a player ehn? when your mumuism is actually well recommended. The family needs your blood and soon, you'll dry finish. it is their juju for longevity. grin

You think the husband wasnt privvy to your coming in to meet the wife? it was a bast laid plan and you've got to complete the mission. It is your destiny. So shall it be! grin grin grin

and you must not delay. Delaying means you dry earlier than normal..go to papa..he awaits you.
will u excort me?
Jokes EtcRe: This Has Got To Be The Best Joke Of 2013...LWKMD! by Andyblaze(op): 12:47pm On Dec 13, 2013
god_of_music: You just made me feel like a fool cry



#TeamGOM
the feeling is mutual
BusinessRe: Ways To Earn Good Income As A Nigerian Student by Andyblaze: 10:33am On Dec 13, 2013
Doing Runs Girl Work
Nairaland GeneralRe: Names Of Nairalander You Have Met by Andyblaze: 10:20am On Dec 13, 2013
Abu Mikey:

Exactly! cheesy

The two I mentioned above alrady knew me before I registered,but I've met others and refused to reveal myself to them grin

haha because of the evils u've committed tongue cheesy
FamilyRe: I Slept With His Wife, Now He Wants To Make Love To Me As Compensation by Andyblaze(op): 10:19am On Dec 13, 2013
Khalessi: Let him be the woman...that way it won't hurt truss me.. wink
but i wheel be cheating on u if i agree to that
RomanceRe: I Just Discover My Online Girlfriend Has Moustache, Plz Advise Me by Andyblaze(op): 10:17am On Dec 13, 2013
vivacious vivi: Andy........ dear Andy
3 things:
1. You need to learn how to spell
2. You need to stop posting half-baked stories that wouldn't have made it in the National Enquirer
3. You need to learn how to spell--------Wait, did I mention that already? tongue
babes u fill i dunt nose how to spellhuh
Jokes EtcThis Has Got To Be The Best Joke Of 2013...LWKMD! by Andyblaze(op): 10:15am On Dec 13, 2013
angry

one day two hens were fighting over a grain of rice. I walk to the spot, pick the rice and chop hahahahahahahahahahahaha common laugh na grin HAHAHAHAHAHA MUMU

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