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Dannylux: Kinda logical but I will stick to the bones

Don't u want a woman that will defend you in public cuz I've always known u to be a weakling

deejay_harry1: www.nairaland.com/1519155/picture-nairalander-looking-caro


he takes one step foward, and two steps back..

Stoppppppp!!!! Chai. U wan fall ur own man hands Now wey aluta don dey consider to give me the hug

alutacontinua: My patient is responding to treatment.

It's only a matter of time, he'll become the best and most sane poster on this section!

Thanks a lot Aluta. I am becoming sane. But don't u fear I might get boring

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Abu Mikey:

I hate it when People don't appreciate the little things I do for them!!


Don't ever ask me to borrow You money again,Don Andy!!

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1. Your Food Buddy : If you are foodie then you really
know what we are talking about. Do you really want
to be with a girl who orders small fried rice and sald every time
you go out and wants you to eat light? With a Fat wife or girlfriend who loves food, you will be free to eat as much as you want.

2. Mirror Mirror On The Wall: Girls who are perfectly
shaped are often too attached to the mirror. How
boring is to wait for a girl who is constantly looking at
the mirror and shows no interest in you! Obviously a
mirror is not a fat girl's best friend! Isn't it much
better to be with a girl who likes your company more
that staring at a mirror?

3. Better In Bed : What do you think is the height of
noise? Two skeletons making love on a tin roof! Do
you really want to make love to a pack of skin and
bones? Real women have some flesh on them. And
going by that, guys are bound to like fat girls in bed
even if they are jelly bellies. Men like the feeling of
holding a voluptuous woman in their arms. Skinny
girls aren't that tempting when it comes to the
bedroom!

4. No Inferiority Complex: If your girlfriend is so fit and
in shape, there is a constant pressure on you to
maintain yourself. Do you realize that you would be
living under constant pressure to keep up with her? It
is so much better to be with a fat girl who will wake
up late with you on Saturdays and share a big bite of
leftover pizza with you.

5. Your Bodyguard: Suppose you are hanging out with
your super hot and skinny girlfriend; some guys
makes a lewd comment about her. She will expect
you to go and pick up a fight with those guys even if
you are outnumbered. But if you are with a fat girl
you like, she will just go ahead and smack those guys
herself. Now obviously, a guy is not going to hit a girl
even if she is fat. Basically you get to save your
skin!!!


P.S : I only create serious topics these days, any attempt to label me a clown will be met with stiff legal action. Thanks

deejay_harry1: bros commot here, na me and u follow go price tht tecno before u buy am..

One thing I can't take is insipid character assasination and vertigoral degradation. Do u know you could get sued for trying to tarnish my reputation?

Airforce1: Where u wan get dat kind money from
U want make your bank account bleed?

Ayam into Oil and Gas

vizkiz: oqah lie small naw

How much do u think the the q10-03 go for?

Abu Mikey:

Okayyyyy!!

I don remember, shebi na the phone wen I borrow you 100K join the 50K wen you thief from your papa wallet,go buy?

excuse me I am a respectable don and u have no right to tarnish my reputation.

I just saw mr cork in the stadium

Frontpage material

https://www.nairaland.com/1522567/wizkid-akon-reject-darkskinned-models#19631721

JuicyGee: Who is dat black charcoal Akon to discriminate dark girls?

I wonder ooo

Abu Mikey:

Nor vex, I nor hear before, but now,I don hear

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That Conductor for Cele bus top still hold your shirt

Oboy y u come remind me of my phone thing now na!!!!!! My appetitie don fall.
I buy that fone 150k

deejay_harry1: polio...

I wan phuck

When the madness began

Ok

Ok

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Abu Mikey:

Andy bro, PM me your BBM pin

You know hear say dem thief my phone!!!!
https://www.nairaland.com/1516268/someone-me-o

bennyraz: haven't you ever asked a barber to give u patin before after cutting ur hair

Nope. Should I use google?

bennyraz: if there is "patin" on the rod during erection then the boy is not a virgin

What is patin?

ARareGem: Who said ladies aren't obsessed with marrying a virgin man as gentlemen are obsessed with marrying a virgin woman?

You often hear man making such a wish but I've never seen a woman who makes such demands

chimex38: .

Na space u dey book so?

I know of a lady
who says she can't get married to a virgin. Infact the
way she said it was as if it were a taboo for a man of
marriageable age to remain a virgin.
While most men would consider it virtuous to marry
a virgin woman, I don't think its the same with
women. Or are there women who would marry a
virgin boy and teach him the way

Ahead of the upcoming concert that will see the likes
of Akon, WizKid, Sarkodie and more in Ghana,
controversy sparks! In a recent video shoot for an up
and coming Akon and WizKid video, some Ghanaian
models and girl were called upon to participate by
the directors a few days ahead of the shoot.
Presumably prior to Akon and Wiz Kids arrival in
Ghana.

“THEY”, most likely referring to WizKid, Akon and/or
his music video producer, turning away a fleet of
arrivals originally requested to attend by the model
scout. In fact, the agent requested if the girls could
help him seek light skinned girls because ‘THEY’
were so adamant on this request even on late notice.

Nigeria, where WizKid is from, and Senegal where
Akon is from, are countries both flooded with girls
bleaching their skin simply because of such
discrimination and being made to feel ugly if dark.
Not just in media and modelling, but general favours
in life. Whilst there are good people in both countries
trying to reverse the self esteem damage of such
activities such as Adama Paris who banned skinned
bleach models from the Senegalese national fashion
week, Akon and Wiz Kid’s team are trying to further
such acts internationally.

A model allegedly claimed that on the day of the
shoot some girls were asked to leave as the agent for
the video shoot, stated that “they (Akon & Wizkid)
now want half-caste girls“.
The publication also reports that the dark skinned
ladies turned away, were asked to seek light skinned
girls because Wizkid and Akon were adamant on the
request on late notice.
We often hear in Hollywood, how dark skinned
African-American actresses like Viola Davis and
Gabrielle Union lose roles to light skinned
actresses like Halle Berry and Nicole Ari Parker.
Do you find their requests offensive? Are they wrong
for choosing the type of women they want for their
music videos?


SOURCE ONE - Naijanews

SOURCE TWO - BellaNaija