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maxysmith:
The only church i can never get married into is Jehovah witness but i don't think church should be a barrier

read your comments before you post it.

can it go for 1 mill

v6 or 4plugs?

600K if there's nothing to fix

victor8269:
That means you bleeped too Na?. R u trying to say dat u r tall? How come we can't find your name?.

FBI, keep it up �



NB: In your whole village, I don't think there's anyone as tall as I am. get that into your skull

Ginaz:
She went too far. Totally unnecessary. What are we gonna do with this information that she slept with her ex? We gonna eat it with salad?

May we not have friends like this, they will kill you with your own sword. No real friends, they stab you in your back when you rest on them with your problems.

what are you just vomiting?? if you know this girl you won't defend her one bit.

marunga:
finally I made it . dedicating this to all members of Nairaland Space Bookers Association (NSBA).

Back to topic
One word: Ashawooooooo.

on point bruv ��

fpeter:
Evil friend.

my dear keep calm, i know this girl way back and what her friend just said is true.

Pls, how long was it used?

Negotiate:
It's owerr, it's rochas. It's nothing good

nothing good will come out of it, cos okoroawusa wants to declare his intention of contesting for the presidency

ENDTIMEgist:
My dad was attending Living Faith when I was born , we where born in the west.
When we moved back to the south we switched church because Living Faith wasn't close to us.
I am a Baptised Catholic now, I think where I later moved to when growing up influenced me been a Catholic.
Times are changing now I am drift towards deism with little or no prayer at times and taking things the way I see it.
I still reverence God and nature in my life.
This is my story.

*The Church I admire now is Jehovah Witnesses I allow them to preach to me on Sunday as though it is my only hope of drifting to God and Jesus.

You're not making a mistake listening to Jehovah's witnesses, keep it up and Make sure to ask questions on any topic you don't understand, they'll gladly answer you from the Bible ���

soberdrunk:
At 19 she dropped everything and followed him all the way from England to Nigeria, girls of nowadays just ordinary come to my house in the "same state" they will be forming 'direct Belgium' meanwhile they are already "Naija used".........

savagery runs in your blood

850k

if I write about my bad experience with Carlcare here ehh?? the company would fold. I just moved on with my life

Hmmmm, I don talk my own finish, say kpata kpata world come finish god cum talk say "OGWU EGO" no be bad thing. mtchewwww my brothers we go go back oh!!!!

1 mill

NwaAmaikpe:


Before nko?
Only a foolish woman will expect her husband who has relocated to the US to still think of her.

Imagine a man that has probably lived his whole life in Nteje,
A man who is used to seeing women in wrapper and chewing sticks now all he sees are pretty girls on the street of Beverly Hills and bikini-clad ladies in Miami.

You can't visit Rodeo drive, Melrose, South Beach or Santa Monica and still get an erection at the thought of one local woman in Nigeria.


The woman should count her loss and forget the wise man.

Your name should be changed to NwaAMUikpe

ObaKlaz:
The guy sef slow. Just go CIA and hack into the damn thang without her knowing it! I just dey look my current babe, with all the sh.it wen she dey do for fb. I know everything. The babe get long mileage sha. I don't need to fuss over a beech. I don increase my banging rate. I'm dismissing her cheating ass next month!

Baddest niqqa ever liveth

NwaAmaikpe:


Thats why you should not believe everything you see on social media. This girl is a mumu sha..
Very gullible! So you just went to an AirForce base just like that? You are lucky they did not use your Toto to play ludo.

No phone is worth that gamble. Next time if you lose your phone; JUST MOVE ON!

Developer spotted

sarrki:
The most wicked country in the world is Nigeria

Chisos, sarrki how many months salary are you been owed?

PUSH1:
GeJ is a shameless idoit

On a normal day, I don't reply daft's like you but I just have to. Since you can't read, can't understand and can't even comprehend what was written up there with facts and figures, you are the SHAMELESS IDIOT EVER SEEN ON NAIRALAND period.

Neminc:
This woman is just too ugly!! Damn!! Even her attempt to beautify herself by wearing our African fabric was a total failure. An ugly woman at 69 is an ugly woman forever. Thank God she didn't become the president of the US, we have been spared the horror of seeing her ugly face on our screens all the time. Look at the way she is laughing without shame as if being ugly is an achievement. Spits. Rubbish!!

I just don't know what to tell you than this spits, spits, spits. In history you're insignificant.

sarrki:
So you believe truly that propaganda and hatred online can defeat pmb in 2019?

We the supporters we have made up our mind on him
We know all the saboteurs that are hindering him .

We will do anytime

please Sarrki, I mean no disrespect, is it that you didn't go to school or are you this daft? Cos I just can't comprehend the way you reason walahi.

Inanna:
I'll say it, men are scum! Don't bother quoting me.

Including your father and your brothers

sarrki:
Point of correction Igbo's are my people
Only ipob miscreants will deny me

SENSE FALL ON YOU.

sunnyb0b0:
Muhammadu Buhari is now observing the bail conditions;

1.) Don't be seen in the midst of more than 10 people - when was the last time you saw Buhari in the midst of more than 10 people?

2.) Do not grant interview to the press - Buhari hasn't spoken to the press since that condition was given.

My brother more wisdom fall on you, you're good, very good.

mynd1:
Thunder fire all Mr president Haters
Cownu and his tout followers are shivering.
God bless Mr president
God bless Nigeria

If this news pain any Id*iot, make him/her jump in to lagoon

condom would have prevented this

richeeyo:
What this man is saying makes sense but people pretend not to see that part
We have great locations in Nigeria

1) Mention 10 great locations with pictures and I'll mention 1000 or more with pictures.

2) Change starts with me, that's apc slogan abi? Pls they should stop going abroad for treatment instead, they should make use of our health facilities here, then musicians, movie producers etc will follow suit.

NwaAmaikpe:


The irony of it all is that this same girl is begging a guy somewhere for sex too.

The painful thing is that if this girl eventually meets this guy, he will still bonk her.


That's how f*cked up and confused the life of a woman is.

for once I agree with this mudafuka

tosyne2much:
Tell your friend to create the thread herself

Madam, tell us your problem and stop hiding under the canopy of "my friend"

Chikenna. I hate this stuff, your in a mess instead of owning up you're here telling us your friend mtchewww.

[quote author=queenbetsy post=58298706]awww... all I want is iPhone 7 [/quote






I love the chemistry going on with this two, Pls when are we expecting your pre-wedding pics �

NwaAmaikpe:


These are the old evil wizards holding this country to ransome.
They should be thrown overboard like the biblical Jonah.

Maitama gone
Buhari next,
Then Shagari,
Then IBB,
Then Gowon
Then OBJ
Then Tinubu
Finally Rochas.



And the spiritual cleansing would have been completed.

for once I agree with you, Rochas needs to be burnt alive. tomorrow or next am preparing an extensive reports of the roads in Imo state, this is the worst the state has ever imagined.