₦airaland Forum

Jerrypolo:
No wonder Sarki have been missing from Nairaland. So he went to kill his landlord!!!!

I have been wondering same, so that what he does for a living? tueh

Dontquit:
Hmmm.

Always women in every gathering seeking for only God know.

Mostly women fallen down under anointing, unlike men why?

but still after losing their senses while falling down there legs are still closed, you'll never see the color of their pant. mtchewwww that thing dey vex me ehh

Ride on pastor

where's the video

MrMicholo:


In the country I come from... A minor fracture in the leg can pass for "Handicap"
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Am I supposed to take her kids to school for her
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She did the fvck... She should do the time.

nwAmaikpe copycat, don't worry you can't be like him cos you're brain dead.

ShobayoEmma:
You can say that again sir. Voting Buhari is the greatest mistake i av ever made. God please forgive me.

lai lai buhari must continue till 2023, shey una sabi wickedness we will campaign and vote for him cone 2019

come to owerri and see bobby nah, this one they learn for where NNEOMA UKPABI nollywood actress wey dey live for owerri dey nah

NwaAmaikpe:



I won't mind making an order.

Not because I am in need of a dress, but just to support him for being bold enough to reconsider his career.

I wonder what's keeping Efe from taking the bold step of quitting music.
If it's not in you, it is not in you.

There's a Malawian proverb that says,
"If you force a fart, it becomes shhit that stains the underwear."
With that said,
Congrats Keshinro.

this man, always love your humorous write-ups

QueenSuccubus:

U have the hairy balls to come up with all these type of shiit based on the girls u see on twitter? Ur world is in cyber & NOT in reality...WAKE UP.

Each female has the right to choose what kind of life she want. At least we achieved something in our lives. We dont have to depend everything to our man..As i always say, MARRIAGE IS NOT FOR EVERYBODY.


And by the way if ur the last man standing on this earth, I better commit suicide...With that picture on ur dp? I wont think twice.

marriage is not for EVERYBODY? what's your body count?

this car had accidents both front and back

madridguy:
So touching Charles Okah is suffering for GEJ sin. Well, when there's life there's hope.

GEJ rocks Gen Azazi to grave for exposing him about Boko Haram and now Okah is facing life imprisonment for exposing same GEJ for his hand is October 1st bomb blast.

GEJ will forever remain the biggest dictator in Nigeria history.

this Madrid boy, I don't know how you reason. is it that you eat through your anus or is something else worrying your thinking faculty

sonsomegrigbo:
Conclusion:




BIAFRA IS THE LAND OF ALL CRIMES.







YORUBA IS THE BEST WHEN IT COMES TO TOLERANCE

I think this bigot needs a brain transplant urgently

osuofia2:
over to nwaamaikpe

Where's that guy sef

sarrki:
Pure lie
When did FG starts building over head bridge in sate road
Gej that can't fix the road to his village
Abegi
That's why I don't lime PDP online miscreants
They don't reason at all

Another APC slowpoke spotted

sarrki:
Shut up

shut up there olodo, so as you look yourself finish you think you're brilliant? fool

maximunimpact:
A JW will rather seek the help of witch doctors than pray for miracle. I was once advised by one JW woman to rub some charms in my lips for job interview success and i looked at her astonishingly but said since am not yet a baptized brother that there's nothing wrong with that.

Lie of the century

emeijeh:
I will rephrase Redoil's question.....


Are you sure they are true Christians? When massive alcoholic consumption and fornication is their middle name?

Apostate that's what you are. any day you change this your awkward mentality, that's the day you'll grow as a human being

chinochizzy:
That is the problem!!! I don't want to be noticed!! or create unnecessary attention where'ever I go! or get a stupid comment that u are tall o as if I don't know that am tall!

And who's swelling your head that you're tall? just close your mouth there, when people that are as tall as KANU nwankwo come out we'd know that tall people are here, not you that is as short as okocha or Wilson oruma

neezar:
Are u poor and dirty ??

very poor and dirty

igbodefender:
Igbos must make sure Buhari ( the North) wins in 2019, so that Igbo turn will come in 2023.

Support for Buhari among Igbos is growing by the day.

I honestly think your brain is leaking, where is the support growing from?

kimjongJezebel:
I can confidently say he can NEVER be kidnapped! Other US citizens can be kidnap but not this one. This is US High Commissioner bro... Most of them are covert CIA operatives. You won't understand anyway

You're 100% correct, but they won't understand

NwaAmaikpe:


I envy his preek, but I pity his pocket and his peace.

nwaAmaikpe what say you?

Neminc:
Who is Kenneth? Freeze can just manufacture any name and tell any fairytale that comes out of his delusional mind. Daddy freeze is officially mad!!!!!!

And you're officially stupid

NwaAmaikpe:

Everywhere you go, A ho is a ho, But these dumbmen will never know.

NwaAmaikpe one the two reasons I come to nairaland

NwaAmaikpe:


The lawyer is a fool to have wasted precious time drawing a dullard.
Serves him right. Ass-lickers everywhere.

this guy will never disappoint

Spencer101:
Support Mbanefo Ezuma for Imo State Governor 2019 to stop all these rubbish

they wan tell us another story again oo

nwanneni:
You are raving mad!!

pls take it easy, don't join him in the madness

NwaAmaikpe:



The chain of events in the last four days have unequivocally proven to us that true leaders heed the call of the masses irrespective of how unsavoury such calls may be; simply because, power belongs to the people.

13/02/2018: Dutch Foreign Minister Halbe Zijlstra resigned due to moral demands

14/02/2018: Jacob Zuma resigned as President of South Africa due to protests.

15/02/2018: Ethiopian Prime Minister; Hailemariam Desalegn submitted his resignation letter due to protests.

16/02/2018: NwaAmaikpe calls off his resignation due to protests.

Well, don't expect the dullard in Aso Rock to resign because he is not a leader.
But be rest assured that on 29/05/2019 we shall humiliate him and send him back to Daura.

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Thanks Nairaland, the love from you all is overwhelming!!!!
No matter what,
You are family and NL is home.

Logging in and I am like;

https://s19.postimg.org/r6vuh9xcz/0510_pcs7z.gif

my man is back.
just added you on Facebook

AnodaIT:
When Jonathan said that stealing is not corruption and that those caught stealing government funds should be tried as thieves under criminal laws instead of the highly manipulative corruption laws, una dey twist his words and laugh at him

my brother, don't mind the careless Nigerian youths who has refused to learn