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Celebrities / Re: Will Smith Slaps A Male Reporter For Trying To Kiss Him by andyprez(m): 12:25pm On May 19, 2012
From what I'm seeing, its like the slap wasn't hard enough. He should have kicked him on the groin since its useless to him anyway.
Politics / Re: Nigeria To Borrow 7.9 Billion Dollars. Okonjo-Iweala Approves. by andyprez(m): 7:51am On May 18, 2012
Hmmm!!!! I just weak for this country
Politics / Re: GEJ Reacts To Buhari's Prediction Of Bloody 2015 by andyprez(m): 7:58am On May 17, 2012
I love Buhari's boldness but hate to see him on that seat. Abeg, Nigeria is not created for a certain group of people but for us all. My problem is anybody that have ruled before SHOULD NEVER RULE AGAIN!!!!!! Haba!!!
NYSC / Re: 'Nigeria Is Cash-strapped,Cant Pay Monthly State Allocations& NYSC Allowance' by andyprez(m): 6:51pm On May 16, 2012
In as much as I'm not happy with the way this country is going (despite the fact that I saw it from the beginning), I'm so ashamed for our leaders. The truth is that they don't care one bit about Nigerians & the only remedy out is a strong-willed man that will betray these set of useless & wicked politicians. RUBBISH!!!!! FYI more is coming (no be swear sha).
Family / Re: Your Advice! by andyprez(m): 3:39pm On May 12, 2012
@OP.
Killz' advice is d best so far. I'll advice d same thing too. Be SMART this time around okay?
Family / Fun Childhood Memories by andyprez(m): 3:10pm On May 12, 2012
Firstly, I'd like to say I borrowed all this from a broadcast on my blackberry. It got me laughing so hard & I thought why don't I share it with you guys?

•I miss the days of Apoche clothes made from chair materials
• D days when we went to school,lined up& headmistress&teachers inspect our nails&uniform&den we march to our classrooms
• D days of Computer Socks. U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit,Trebor,sisi pelepe, ekono gowon,baba dudu,Okin Round&Okin Four Corner. Iced Colored water tied in nylon we called it "condense"
• D days of Goody-Goody&pako Biscuit.
• D days of sakobi the snake girl,Nneka the pretty serpent, ali & simbi,Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar & in yoruba class obe oba be obo oba;
• Chei i remember those days when one naira coin na money, when groundnut was 50 kobo. & choco milo sweet was 25 kobo
• days of messing game,who is in d garden, police and thief,
• D days of mummy & daddy play
• days when we use to build houses with sand, play suwe game,tinco tinco,mr marcaroni,change your style,pion pion pion (gun sound), ten ten, skipping, stop! U remember now?
•those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering
•those days when rubber band was stock exchange
•days when votron, jumbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons 
• D days of limca soft drinks & choco milo advert on black and white tv & sunday rendevous by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days when eleganza pen was d best:
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d water if it not coming
• D days when:s NTA will show rainbow color for 30 mins then national anthem before they resume program
• D days were basket sandals,simbi nd kitto sandals was d best;Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs dstv has come no more old fun.

I'm really proud to have experienced all dis. if you're not smiling it means u were not born in my generation & if u feel some things were left out, please do share: proudly naija born!!!

N.B: I believe its most favorable for those born in lagos.
Music/Radio / Re: Muna Aplogizes To Legend Modenine by andyprez(m): 10:46am On May 10, 2012
Please, can someone tell me the offense & apology?. I'm lost here.
Sports / Re: Rashidi Yekini Is Dead? by andyprez(m): 1:05am On May 05, 2012
So so sad! What a shame to this country if he truly died like most guys here said.
TV/Movies / Re: Genevieve Nnaji To Star In Chimamanda Adichie’s “half Of A Yellow Sun” Movie by andyprez(m): 3:55pm On May 02, 2012
Love this site a lot. Do come here a lot to visit & see some ridiculous posts by some pessimists e.g. Blabber 15 & NRI PRIEST (no offense). If you don't like someone, the best you can do for yourselves is to remain anonymous & not just come here & embarrass yourselves.

Back to the topic, I so love this lady & I'm happy for her. Can't wait for it to get out in the cinemas & watch her make out with Ejiofor

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UCL: Barcelona Vs AC Milan (3 - 1) On April 3rd 2012 by andyprez(m): 11:28pm On Apr 03, 2012
Worst game I've watched this month. The previous one was last week, same barca. Stu.pid blatter & platini. If you guys wanna cheat, cheat & don't make it as obvious as this. Smh. Up Milan!!!
Romance / Re: Can A Man Ever Please A Woman?? by andyprez(m): 2:18am On Apr 02, 2012
@ poster. Yeah, sometimes.
Education / Re: Pictures Of Coffins Placed In Front Of UNIBEN Bursar's Residence by andyprez(m): 2:11am On Apr 02, 2012
Guys bone o. Some lecturers are way bad. I guess its just threat sha. She needs to "check herself before she wrecks herself"
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: AC Milan Vs Barcelona (0 - 0) On 28th March 2012 by andyprez(m): 7:26am On Mar 29, 2012
Abujabir24: Milan really tried. Never underrestimate them. If it was madrid, barca would have flogged them like 3-0. In the return leg maybe pato will be back

People will just be saying rub.bish cos they can speak. What's madrid's business here? I thought we were supposed to talk about the game. And moreover, milan was robbed off. There were at least two red card offense in the game for barca. If it was "madrid", then probably the coach should have been sent off too. Da.mn!!!
Romance / Re: Another 26 Year Old Nigerian Man Weds A 63 Years Old American Woman In Warri!! by andyprez(m): 5:15am On Mar 26, 2012
;DHahahahah.... Can't stop laughing
Romance / Re: Why Guys Don't Value Nice Girls by andyprez(m): 4:47am On Mar 26, 2012
@ Poster. D real question is the opposite. Don't wanna sound biased cos I'm a guy but ladies don't appreciate nice guys. Its true cos I've been told by matured ladies, even my sister confirmed it. She told me they prefer d "once a very bad boy type that got repented but do have those tendencies" & its d truth. Girls, please don't let this marriage syndrome gets into your heads. Give us guys the time to do the deciding thing. Men are hunters, we like chasing & taking new steps ourselves & not u ladies forcing it on us directly or indirectly. I think I've said enough.
Autos / Re: Brand New 2009/2010 Kia Sportage For Sale by andyprez(m): 1:57am On Jan 20, 2012
If its still up, plz let me knw hw I can get 2 u on ur phn, email, bb etc. Thanks
Politics / Re: Why Are There No Subsidy Protests In The SE/SS Oil Producing States? by andyprez(m): 3:38pm On Jan 04, 2012
heartbeat
Politics / Re: CBN Gov Sanusi Responds To Accusations He Is Bigot by andyprez(m): 7:40am On Aug 16, 2011
@ poster. SOURCE!!!,
Politics / Re: A Dissection Of Bb And Goodlucksambo Manifesto - Part 1 by andyprez(m): 8:23am On Mar 12, 2011
Good analysis bro. But you surely made GEJ look like he ain't got a clue of how to run a government, That's bad & kinda biased.
Celebrities / Re: Exclusive: Jim Iyke Arrested In Abuja Over Tinted Glasses Of His Car! by andyprez(m): 11:45pm On Mar 11, 2011
All this na initial grah- grah. Tell me about the enforced law on tinted glass in september, that's if you'll remember it by then. *hisses*
Business / Re: 2011 Forbes Rating: Aliko Dangote Ups Wealth To 14 Billion Dollars by andyprez(m): 11:32pm On Mar 11, 2011
Just 3 years ago he was worth $3.3 billion and now its $13.9 billion. Wow! He made over 400% increase in just 3 years. This dude don hammer finish o. I go like marry d ugliest girl for him relation, waliahi!!!
Foreign Affairs / Re: Breaking News: Massive Quake Unleashes Tsunami On Japan by andyprez(m): 11:20pm On Mar 11, 2011
I feel so sorry for this people. Please guys a minute prayer won't hurt.
Politics / Re: Pdp Opts Out Of Presidential Debate by andyprez(m): 11:12pm On Mar 11, 2011
In as much as I think the PDP party are afriad & have little or nothing to show up with, I still think the debate is crap. Just watched the gubernatorial debate in Imo state, & I can tell you that debate was biased so there's no need for that kind of debate in Nigeria. If its open for people like me to throw in important issues to be discussed, then there's need for it.
Business / Re: Mtn Nigeria Rakes In N749 Billion Revenues by andyprez(m): 11:01pm On Mar 11, 2011
boi c moni, Hmmmm, I no fit shout
Politics / Re: Bode George Out Of Kirikiri Prison Tomorrow. Your Views Pls? by andyprez(m): 3:47pm On Feb 26, 2011
''fools and dummies knows he's arrested for political reasons''. But smart dudes like me knows he was convicted for stealing
Politics / Re: Jonathan Pledges N500bn To Boost Economy Of S-east by andyprez(m): 3:10pm On Feb 14, 2011
We must look foolish to this guy cos I don't see anymore reason that should make them say all this crap
Family / Re: Sexual Harasment In Higher Institutions by andyprez(m): 2:59pm On Feb 14, 2011
OP. This is very true and it happens a lot.
I was once a victim and my lecturer (the main person) plainly told me to go for a remark if I doubt his grades knowing fully well that majority of those that take that step never recover in my school. Its either you're expelled or you're expelled, there's no two way about it. But there's one tiny way left in which you may succeed (its not a guarantee) is for to you have a godfather in the senate, if not, dance to his tune and you'd be free someday (hopefully soon).
Wish you the best of luck
Politics / Re: ACN-Ribadu/Ngige, How Feasible? by andyprez(m): 2:32pm On Feb 14, 2011
I thought Ngige was running for a senatoral seat? Someone help
Religion / Re: Happy Valentine by andyprez(m): 2:13pm On Feb 14, 2011
OP. Hmmmm, Dunno, maybe u tell me what I can do.
Celebrities / Re: The 2011 Grammy Awards: The African Connection, Red Carpet Photos & Winners by andyprez(m): 2:07pm On Feb 14, 2011
OP. Nice update. ''thumbs up''!
Romance / Re: What Do I Do, My Best Friend Wants Me To Sleep With Her by andyprez(m): 1:47pm On Feb 14, 2011
Please, just don't do it. You may ruin everything if you do. Tell her the truth, how you feel about her and if she takes it the wrong way it won't still matter much cos you tried your best for the relationship. Wish it works out fine. Goodluck!
Religion / Re: Adeboye Warns Corrupt Politicians by andyprez(m): 6:53am On Feb 11, 2011
zibby:

Jp world, "the fool has said in his heart, there is no God". You think you're intelligent? You think your neurons are superior to those who believe in the Almighty? You think there is no judgement in this world, and you think there is none after? In times past, and I quote again, "God used the weak and foolish things of this world to confound the wise." The pride of man makes him vaunt himself and say "there is none greater than me, I am a law unto myself and none can judge me", but that pride is itself foolish and dangerous.

I have a firm conviction in my heart that God exists, beyond what human intelligence can decipher. I believe he created us and that the creatures cannot hope to fully understand the Creator. Faith is a powerful thing, JP.

I do not pray that you discover what hell is like by going there. Rather, I pray that our merciful and loving Father will visit you as he did Saul on his way to Damascus. It would be great to see you write one day about things of faith, as did C. S. Lewis, who as I recall reading, was once a staunch atheist.

Anyway, I couldn't let this thread go without saying my piece. I believe God wanted you to hear it. And you may hear it, if not today, someday. May it echo in your ears till the conviction of God's Holy Spirit pricks your heart.

Peace.
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Thank you very much

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