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HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS.

@Opoks how is Abuja?

@All where is everyone at?

@Joyblinks, angellexy,sanrima,LEXY Vindy etc etc,

You guys/Girls rock big time, so you all kept this thread going. I completely lost touch of the trhead and nairaland as a whole.

Anyway I thank God for His great doings and im back to PH after over a year outta here.

Lets do something New.

Firstly i'd need ur contacts :Joyblinks, Lexy etc send to my andyz4u@yahoo.co.uk

HAPPY NEW YEAR GUYS.

Opoks i'm really sorry, not been in touch , tooo bad.
How ya doing? Your a great man keep keeping it real.

Master, wats the location of this property?

Do you have an idea of any cheaper one? 1 or 2 bedroom flat?
I'll call you

@Trendiest thats your man my dear give him a second chance aight. Sure your doing great.

Hi Landers how are you all doing?

@Joyblinks i'm aight. Doing real great. Just my kind of work is eating me out.

@Sanrima, how are you? I'm sorry for your animals. Howz urproject going anyway, I bind evry unfriendly supervisor of yours in Jesus Name. The Lord will grant you good success all the way. I wis you a very HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

@All, New/OLD, you guys have done well. Keep the thread going.

Herez my contact 08077982660 for only Nize Guyz and Girlz.

@Trendiest

I wished i was there but i couldn't.
Sorry bout your experience. The right guy may just be around so stop looking far.

Hello guys/gals

Let me share mine, hope it'll be romantic enough, because she really liked it? The first of its kind i bet you.


I proposed recently and i'd like to share how i did mine,
It took me a couple of weeks to coin it out anyway, My hobbies are swimming and playing Scrabble, so i choose to propose with my scrabble board, (Wait  don't think you know what i did). I played a a standard scrabble with her name and the words WILL YOU MARRY ME? It was excellent, i made provision for a YES and a NO answer.

Find my game below

                            W   M E
                        E J I B A
                        S   L    R
                             L    R
                                   Y OU                Y N    (I placed a Y and N tile on the corner of the board)

The Y could fit in well  on top of ES to get a YES but paraventure she decided to place the N, i would have no option but to contest because there is no scrabble word like RN.

She stays in a Calabar i stay in PH , wondering how i sent it? Not to worry my Scrabble board is such that the tiles could be fixed on the board, folded, zipped, and continued whenever.   I placed the engaement ring right in the Scrabble wallet. Wrapped the package and sent it via FEDEX to her in CALABAR.

The condition was that she opens the package in front of her friends, You all can imagine what happened.
We plan to get Married later in the year.

Regards

Hi everyone,

It's been a while. I see new names on the thread really interesting. Lets keep it going.

Hello Pretty22

Welcome on board.

@all

Now 2 new ladies on board lets introduce more so the next Gig will be packed cos me i can handle 3 comfortably oh (just for laughs)

Cheers

@Opoks,

Your a great man, I see you going beyond your imaginations, I see your dreams becoming a reality sooner than you expect, just keep doing your thing and keep being you.

Hope to see you soon man.

@ALL

Remember ", NOTHING JUST HAPPENS"

@Joyblinks,

I code perfectly. Send the mail to effioma@accessbankplc.com. Have u retrieved your line yet?

@amyliajane

Your welcome on Board

I'm so happy for the new guys on Board Phlanders Airbus PHC6007.

But the flight will not depart until Girls come on board. Please advice your female friends to sign on immediately.

CHEERS

@Joe, Sodi, Danameh, Chikeze

You are all welcome on board.

Please are there no girls in Port-Harcourt? If YES i'll contact girls from other states tp come join this Forum oh,

@easybaby

This guy has got good offers you better grab him now

@ Rati Ken, Doris_84, Boronze and Highest

Your all welcome to the thread, we hope your presence will not only be for a while but will last and bring positive contributions on how to make the thread a better one.

@Joyblinks

I'm sure the new guys wont be like the others that gave excuses lets welcome them. Meanwhile i gave u a project to do for me, how far? Any luck or should i take over?

@All
Sorry i've been too busy wit work dats why you havent seen my post but i still find time to read.

Lets bring ideas on how to make this thred and its members better off.

@ALL THE LADIES
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY IN ADVANCE.

I can accomodate just one date so someone can apply now, (just for laughs)

MY ADVICE IS YOU DATE WHO YOU LOVE
TALL,SHORT,FINE,UGLY,BUSTY,SEXY,BEAUTIFUL,SLIM,FAT,,,,,,,,,ETC
LOVE CONQUERS ALL

Lets be true to our Concience, Dating is bad morally especially when SEX is inclusive but if you must date then Maximise. For me there is no crime in double dating just be true to Yourself so long as you know where you are headed and most of all Keep your DUREX handy.

Most of us say Double dating is wrong yet date more than 2.

Most of us date just one guy but sleep with many more cos, "he's a nice guy, he's so cute,, did you see those kegs, damn she was in my room and there was nothing i could do, etc. Where do we classify these category.

Anyway i used to Tripple date but,

@ mc2good

You didn't come for the gig yet your the first to post your number to trish P.

Nawa for you oh.

Hi Ph Landers

HAPPY NEW YEAR.

@All,

The garthering was real fun. I want to use this medium to thank Sanrima for making the task given to her a reality.


@All that were present at Zanzibar
Have a Merry Christmas and a happy New Year in advance.
Ill be headed for Calabar 2moro.

Hi Joyblinks sure your doing good.

To all PH landers

As you celebrate remember JESUS is the reason for the season.
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@All,

The garthering was real fun. I want to use this medium to thank Sanrima for making the task given to her a reality.

@All that were present at Zanzibar
Thanks for showing up.

Hi Joyblinks sure your doing good.

To all PH landers

As you celebrate remember JESUS is the reason for the season.Merry Christmas to you all

Please 15th wil be fine.
By 22nd i'll be headed for CALABAR cos there'll be plenty of fun there.

SO lets make it 15th

Aight guys since someone has joined Sarima let the plans roll.

Sarima if u need extra hands you could use some help from me
08077982660.

Only say i never sabi PH well oh i'm just a month old today.

Hi ph landers,

I'm just tuned into this station and i see you guys got some interesting proposals which aint bad at all if we can all get serious and make it a reality especially in this yuletide season.

I'm game with the party. I'll just suggest a way forward

Can we set up a kinda committee to meet first and then throw suggestions to the whole house.
After the committee meets everyone will have to meet and finalise arrangements

Then we roll out a GIG before CHRISTMAS.

Lets be the first to do this in NAIJA ABEG

Just my suggestions pls reply cos no time

WHY ARE GUYS ALWAYS DESPERATE.
WHEN A GUYS SENDS A POST IN-NEED OF A GIRL, IT TAKES DAYS FOR A SINGLE GIRL TO POST IN AND EVEN WHEN SHE DOES, SHE SENDS INCOMPLETE DETAILS.

BUT IT TOOK THOSE GUYS THAT FELL FOR THIS NO TIME TO SEND THEIR NUMBERS,EMAIL ADDRESS, SOME ALMOST SENT THEIR NEXT OF KIN,

FUNNY,,,,,,,,GUYS WAKE UP, HAVE SOME SELF PRIDE,,,,,,STOPMAKING US CHEAP ABEG.

@blacknight,

Do you want to kill him? What an offer? Bros abeg don't subscribe to that offer oh
Just continue the search something good will show up.

I'M FROM CROSS RIVER STATE.

If your yet to Visit Cross River at least youve heard whats happening there

TINAPA
OBUDU RANCH
CABLE CAB ( 3nd longest in the World)
CANOPY WALK WAY IN ONE OF THE FEW VIGIN FOREST IN THE WORLD
etc.,etc.,etc
,

CLEAN TOWN

ABOVE ALL

IF I WERE YOU I WONT BE ANYWHERE ELSE FOR CHRISTMAS
ALL ROADS LEAD TO CALABAR
CALABAR
CALABAR

I'LL BE YOUR HOST IN DEC. IF INTERESTED JUST MAIL andyz4u@yahoo.co.uk