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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by AngelaUdoka(f): 4:59pm On Oct 15, 2017
My name is chideraa, from Enugu state. Plumpy by stature but not too plumpy thou!. Looking for matured man ready to settle down and most be financially stable. Exclusively to Igbo tribe , any country is allowed to reach me be it an igbo man once you from Nigeria,age between 32yrs above. 
Gerunsky@outlook.com
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Serious Relationship That Will Lead To Marriage by AngelaUdoka(f): 9:17pm On Oct 11, 2017
im from Enugu, needs a wealthy man for marriage. inbox me via gerunsky@gmail.com
Celebrities / Re: Police Arrest 2 Of Davido's Crew Who Dropped Tagbo Umeike At The Hospital by AngelaUdoka(f): 7:28pm On Oct 11, 2017
HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THOSE GOOD, OLD DAYS!
G.M.M.C YOLA
P.O. BOX 2013
29TH JAN. 1979
Dear Sweet,
Ditto...
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health over there, if so, doxology!
I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.
Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.
Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.
Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.
By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.
Empirically speaking, I love u chemically. I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.
I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.
Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now.
Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,
Ramson Cool. .... Did you receive or ever write this sort of composition?....

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Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Replies Fan Who Asked If She Plans On Remarrying by AngelaUdoka(f): 9:56pm On Oct 07, 2017
oshe11:
Now dat we av qualified n heading to Russia, I hope Mikel's gf wont finish him wit $ex wen we gt dere

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by AngelaUdoka(f): 4:48pm On Oct 02, 2017
My name is peace.Needs a serious relationship that can lead to marriage. gerunsky@gmail.com
Education / Re: Nnamdi Ikemefuna Says Olakunle Churchill Inspired Him To Offer Scholarships by AngelaUdoka(f): 12:39pm On Sep 16, 2017
Ooook, ooook naaaaa

Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by AngelaUdoka(f): 12:09am On Sep 16, 2017
Im an Enugu girl, needs a wealthy strong man for marriage .


Email me through gerunsky@gmail.com

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Celebrities / Re: Barbara Udoh Visits Eucharia Anunobi (Photo) by AngelaUdoka(f): 6:02pm On Sep 13, 2017
henritinecy:
So I finally climbed to Number 4 today. Gradually getting to the Prmosed Land. #FctLoading

Singing:
Ladder Ladder Ladder Ladder ooooooo
Our Lord Jesus is our Ladder.
Ladder Ladder Ladder Ladder ooooooo
Our Lord Jesus is our Ladder.
Henry Follow: Follow The Ladder, EH. Follow The Ladder



someone's head dey touch
Celebrities / Re: Ify Arinze's Mother, Brother's Wife & 2 Kids Die Of Poisoning (Pics) by AngelaUdoka(f): 9:22pm On Jul 30, 2017
Take heart . Sorry dis is painful.
Celebrities / Re: Ify Arinze's Mother, Brother's Wife & 2 Kids Die Of Poisoning (Pics) by AngelaUdoka(f): 9:15pm On Jul 30, 2017
HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THOSE GOOD, OLD DAYS!

G.M.M.C YOLA
P.O. BOX 2013
29TH JAN. 1979
Dear Sweet,
Ditto...
Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health over there, if so, doxology!
I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.
Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.
Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.
Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.
Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.
By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.
Empirically speaking, I love u chemically. I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.
I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.
Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.
Goodbye for now.
Your slave in love,
your pillow, your cushion,
Ramson Cool. .... Did you receive or ever write this sort of composition?....

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson-okojie Represents Rashida Bello, Kogi First Lady At An Event by AngelaUdoka(f): 11:34pm On Apr 02, 2017
Stupid joke
chimdi101:
A German girl married a Spanish man & went to Spain.. She can't speak Spanish.. Each time she wants to buy chicken legs, she would lift her skirt& show her thighs to enable the seller understand her... This went on for sometime.. One day she wanted to buy banana.. So She took her husband to the shop.. (don't laugh listen Dirty minds)
She didn't do what you're thinking because her husband speaks Spanish very well.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson-okojie Represents Rashida Bello, Kogi First Lady At An Event by AngelaUdoka(f): 11:33pm On Apr 02, 2017
Stupid joke.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by AngelaUdoka(f): 4:05pm On Feb 21, 2017
Gerunsky@gmail.com. For intelligent man that will tolerate me in all kinds and serious to settle down, im based in Enugu just incase.
To Pet me is all I need from Man.

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Literature / Re: Kukere Sisters: Episode 1 by AngelaUdoka(f): 11:06am On Feb 17, 2017
interesting story to read.

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Politics / Re: I Will Step On Toes For Abians Good- Ikpeazu by AngelaUdoka(f): 9:53pm On May 30, 2015
Booked











































































Wht was the topic again?
Phones / Re: See The Message I Got Tonight :do People Still Fall For This?(photo) by AngelaUdoka(f): 12:34am On May 20, 2015
The familiar text I got from a bored scammer

Education / Re: If You Are A Genius, Answer This Question! by AngelaUdoka(f): 11:22pm On May 12, 2015
Simple arithmetic dat require ur I.Q.



4=1
Forum Games / Re: Photo Of The Day:- Spot The Difference In These Korede Bello’s Pics by AngelaUdoka(f): 8:09am On Feb 10, 2015
dat9jaguy:
1>The pupil of the guy in pic is missing in one.
2>Win is missing in one of the pics in the background
3>Wrist watch on Korede's hand.

Is Win not with*
Jokes Etc / Re: Saturday Funny Pictures by AngelaUdoka(f): 5:04pm On Jan 17, 2015
Definitely...

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TV/Movies / Re: Amarachi Uyanne Wins Nigeria’s Got Talent [video] by AngelaUdoka(f): 12:28am On Dec 09, 2012
Congrate my darling!!I already no d cup is urs
Nairaland / General / Re: The Story Of Qian Hong Yan: A Crippled Chinese Girl by AngelaUdoka(f): 11:52am On Dec 04, 2012
Upon evrythng yet little gurl is happy

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Celebrities / Re: Happy 52nd Birthday To Mr. IBU by AngelaUdoka(f): 10:31am On Oct 18, 2012
HappyBirthday IBu,!!!
Politics / Re: Nigeria First Lady Back In Abuja From German Hospital by AngelaUdoka(f): 5:34pm On Oct 17, 2012
Martini101: Atlast. Our president go see permanent puccy to shine his congo! Lol. The absence of madam patience has made the man to look older these past weeks, more confused and withdrawn. Hahahaha. Nothing like a permanent puccy !!
u no well!!!

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