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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by AngelaUdoka(f): 4:59pm On Oct 15, 2017 |
My name is chideraa, from Enugu state. Plumpy by stature but not too plumpy thou!. Looking for matured man ready to settle down and most be financially stable. Exclusively to Igbo tribe , any country is allowed to reach me be it an igbo man once you from Nigeria,age between 32yrs above. Gerunsky@outlook.com |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Looking For A Serious Relationship That Will Lead To Marriage by AngelaUdoka(f): 9:17pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
im from Enugu, needs a wealthy man for marriage. inbox me via gerunsky@gmail.com |
Celebrities / Re: Police Arrest 2 Of Davido's Crew Who Dropped Tagbo Umeike At The Hospital by AngelaUdoka(f): 7:28pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THOSE GOOD, OLD DAYS! G.M.M.C YOLA P.O. BOX 2013 29TH JAN. 1979 Dear Sweet, Ditto... Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health over there, if so, doxology! I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here. Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity. Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning. Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness. Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify. By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium. Empirically speaking, I love u chemically. I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated. I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them. Goodbye for now. Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion, Ramson Cool. .... Did you receive or ever write this sort of composition?.... 5 Likes 1 Share |
Celebrities / Re: Toke Makinwa Replies Fan Who Asked If She Plans On Remarrying by AngelaUdoka(f): 9:56pm On Oct 07, 2017 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by AngelaUdoka(f): 4:48pm On Oct 02, 2017 |
My name is peace.Needs a serious relationship that can lead to marriage.
gerunsky@gmail.com |
Education / Re: Nnamdi Ikemefuna Says Olakunle Churchill Inspired Him To Offer Scholarships by AngelaUdoka(f): 12:39pm On Sep 16, 2017 |
Ooook, ooook naaaaa
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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by AngelaUdoka(f): 12:09am On Sep 16, 2017 |
Im an Enugu girl, needs a wealthy strong man for marriage . Email me through gerunsky@gmail.com 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Barbara Udoh Visits Eucharia Anunobi (Photo) by AngelaUdoka(f): 6:02pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
henritinecy: someone's head dey touch |
Celebrities / Re: Ify Arinze's Mother, Brother's Wife & 2 Kids Die Of Poisoning (Pics) by AngelaUdoka(f): 9:22pm On Jul 30, 2017 |
Take heart . Sorry dis is painful. |
Celebrities / Re: Ify Arinze's Mother, Brother's Wife & 2 Kids Die Of Poisoning (Pics) by AngelaUdoka(f): 9:15pm On Jul 30, 2017 |
HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THOSE GOOD, OLD DAYS! G.M.M.C YOLA P.O. BOX 2013 29TH JAN. 1979 Dear Sweet, Ditto... Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health over there, if so, doxology! I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here. Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity. Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning. Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness. Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify. By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium. Empirically speaking, I love u chemically. I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated. I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me. Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them. Goodbye for now. Your slave in love, your pillow, your cushion, Ramson Cool. .... Did you receive or ever write this sort of composition?.... 6 Likes 4 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson-okojie Represents Rashida Bello, Kogi First Lady At An Event by AngelaUdoka(f): 11:34pm On Apr 02, 2017 |
Stupid joke chimdi101: |
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson-okojie Represents Rashida Bello, Kogi First Lady At An Event by AngelaUdoka(f): 11:33pm On Apr 02, 2017 |
Stupid joke. |
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: 2024!! Marriages For Working Class: Drop Your Contact And Get Your Spouse Now. by AngelaUdoka(f): 4:05pm On Feb 21, 2017 |
Gerunsky@gmail.com. For intelligent man that will tolerate me in all kinds and serious to settle down, im based in Enugu just incase. To Pet me is all I need from Man. 4 Likes |
Literature / Re: Kukere Sisters: Episode 1 by AngelaUdoka(f): 11:06am On Feb 17, 2017 |
interesting story to read. 1 Like |
Politics / Re: I Will Step On Toes For Abians Good- Ikpeazu by AngelaUdoka(f): 9:53pm On May 30, 2015 |
Booked Wht was the topic again? |
Phones / Re: See The Message I Got Tonight :do People Still Fall For This?(photo) by AngelaUdoka(f): 12:34am On May 20, 2015 |
The familiar text I got from a bored scammer
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Education / Re: If You Are A Genius, Answer This Question! by AngelaUdoka(f): 11:22pm On May 12, 2015 |
Simple arithmetic dat require ur I.Q. 4=1 |
Forum Games / Re: Photo Of The Day:- Spot The Difference In These Korede Bello’s Pics by AngelaUdoka(f): 8:09am On Feb 10, 2015 |
dat9jaguy: Is Win not with* |
Jokes Etc / Re: Saturday Funny Pictures by AngelaUdoka(f): 5:04pm On Jan 17, 2015 |
Definitely... 6 Likes 3 Shares
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TV/Movies / Re: Amarachi Uyanne Wins Nigeria’s Got Talent [video] by AngelaUdoka(f): 12:28am On Dec 09, 2012 |
Congrate my darling!!I already no d cup is urs |
Nairaland / General / Re: The Story Of Qian Hong Yan: A Crippled Chinese Girl by AngelaUdoka(f): 11:52am On Dec 04, 2012 |
Upon evrythng yet little gurl is happy 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Happy 52nd Birthday To Mr. IBU by AngelaUdoka(f): 10:31am On Oct 18, 2012 |
HappyBirthday IBu,!!! |
Politics / Re: Nigeria First Lady Back In Abuja From German Hospital by AngelaUdoka(f): 5:34pm On Oct 17, 2012 |
Martini101: Atlast. Our president go see permanent puccy to shine his congo! Lol. The absence of madam patience has made the man to look older these past weeks, more confused and withdrawn. Hahahaha. Nothing like a permanent puccy !!u no well!!! |
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