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So my kind of ads are not in line with Facebook ads policy. Please don't tell me to use Facebook ads.
I need reviews of advertisers that have ever used ngadverts to advertise or market their products.
What was the ROI you obtained? Was it worth the money? Someone advised me it would be a good try but m suspicious it might be for affiliate gains (He knows i am about to invest 70k in my proposed banner ads.) So guys what's ur take? come to the aid of your favourite nairaland girl ooo

I actually know the first one...
the second one thrills me.
BRING IT ON!

uhmm

uhmm these people want to shock oga presido again ooo

OP trying to reach front page but oga lalasticlala no dey too like fake food, na real snake food e dey enjoy na

Someone should please complete it Lol...
the fear of snakes...

You have a very big point.
No i think you are very much correct.
It's insane that after all the noise making the guy is now getting free...
wow...how i wish i can have his lawyers to help me out with things too..like darn!

I gave up on Nigeria long long ago!

lol Vaseline crew as people would say
food don land!

shoot your shot!

Honestly you guys are the ones with beef against the yorubas. Yorubas no send anyone...they don't care and most of them like the ndigbo and wants segregation too!

I think you just need to find a good lawyer...or speak with an NGO they will do it for free..

Nigeria my country

I tell you...they have all experienced the change

lovely

Jack005:
I have always known that there are good men and women here who can always meet to get married, I mean beautiful people who are free spirited not people like angelEmade who's a snub ,forms a lot and doesn't respond to good intention pms .Happy married life bro, we will keep searching for ours. God bless you and your beautiful wifey. Amen!

i respond to PMs lots of them.

Look to the east where the rain is green
See for yourself the melodies of evening rhymes
Book a feast when the grains are free
Cook the meat in broth of beans
Let's walk this part, me and you
So never again shall my sexuality be your worry.

I see a guy with diamonds and gold
I feel the feelings of love and affection
unfeeling the feelings of rejection
In May we made hays, so much fun and luck
Life could never have been better,
Such were my thoughts, drowning in love

He could make you feel love in your heart and in your liver
With flutters the ravens are spluttered, marveled at his wonders
In that place my life was complete,
with that grace hope was infinite.
And in clusters my wishes reached heaven
I know they do because the showers had whispers.

Like rainbows and halos he had stars in his eyes!
the bows and arrows left scars on his thighs
else my baby would be the world's first perfect man
In that love my life got embroiled.
Like that, like that i became a fool.

Heartbreaks hurt more than daggers
the experience leaves an unsealing scar
A perfect world crumbling in seconds time
many tales of sorry thrown in to the ocean
tears laced with pepper pains
the grief that shatters rib bones.

No! It is a death that doesn't take you
a journey that never begun
It is the end of you in a gloomy ocean world
it feels blank and Frankish
the only thing that bubbles in your mind
are the worries of the world when you are gone.

Black lights and yonder cries
dark nights with raging demons
stark fights and falling femurs
shattering life plus breaking bones...
really why are boys so mean?!

Life doesn't have to be about sex
why should i be out of your mind,
because my body is out of your sight?
I love you didn't you see?!
My heart is for the bigger leisure
oh boy i loved you with so much pleasure
you were the beautiful picture of my wonderful future.

But it ended, shame!
You threw me into the trash why? game?
Or you wanted something more like fame?
lol my curvy hips and soft breasts are like hers; same.
Don't even remind me, your excuses are lame.

I never had to wait long, i found happiness
in the most auspicious of place.
The girl with the golden hair..silver braids
melodies in her eyes, songs in her heart
bending minds...winning souls
A kiss with her is a kiss with God
on her lips my life resurrected
on her chest my tears dried up
so passionately love lost became love found.

Call me whatever comes to your mind
LovePeddler, useless, witch I have heard it all!
It won't matter in the end if i let your flimsiness kill me
Living matters and it's not your life
Deal with the flirting nature in you, you slowpoke!
Or just smile and think this is a joke
men like you will always create the kinds of me.
Don't worry you won't know it now
hopefully until you birth a daughter too.

Your life is trash and wasted
fast to see the weak and make them feel useless
she is stronger and higher than all of you weaklings
a demon created by a demon is stronger than the demon!
never again will you get close to it.
I am a marvel she is a marvel ladies have a life!
you will never hurt that life anymore.

So look to the east where the rain is green
See for yourself the melodies of evening rhymes
Book a feast when the grains are free
Cook the meat in broth of beans
Let's walk this part, me and you
So never-ever again shall my sexuality be your worry.
But your own life that is destroyed and rotten.
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very-very rotten

marriagebyigbo:
Hmmm.. Who knows

m sorry...

DreamyEyes:
i'd rather say girls are now getting sexually liberal, and it's a good thing

Guys create threads like this day in day out and it's okay but it's never ok if girls do too? Come on. They are also humans with emotions and sexual feelings

I am not an advocate of feminism but there is so much injustice in the world against the feminine race.. I love your contribution

marriagebyigbo:
Imadeeeeeee... Is okay.

I know u don't know it's me.. I wish u d best

profdview1 ??

Pjay09:
Hi imade,u r a gal of ur own class,open minded nd free spirited.its actually a gud tin buh dnt let it get into ur head.keep exploring new horizon buh be careful who u r dealing wit cos sum guys r chameleon. Stay safe nd smooth sailings.

Thanks! your words melt my heart

Amatarasha:
My dear u are so matured, I have kept d myopic brainwashed Christian in his place,

Thanks love..I appreciate you big time.

Amatarasha:
like okoro squeezed ur mum yesterday claiming he is fellowsheep member, moyo were ni

thanks for seeing things my way. I think his moniker says it all

flyingpig:
you should take this down for your own good. I don't want to read "famous doctor entangled in a 2020 sex scandal" ten years from now

smiles...i wouldn't mind. Guess what? this whole doc thing is my dad's idea. Girl always wanted to become stage dancer.

flyingpig:
Shorop. If only you knew how invictus okeke was nabbed by a nairaland post where he thought he was anonymous, ten years later when he was a billionaire it was what took him down. Keep digging your grave thinking it is a big anonymous world, low-budget olosho

smiles...your anger is making my mind wonder. So what if you know me and u still see a post like this? I din't break any law right? except for this moral of a thing you keep talking about. Whereas someone is trying to break free from her personal issues. Why would I need to receive money for something as mundane as sex? My tuition is close to 2m yearly what sex can give me that? and what if i share this story with my inner circle in class or my cousin sees it on nairaland? I appreciate your deep concerns for me...I love the intentions behind the jabbing. I can only promise you it won't happen again and m deeply sorry if i hurt your feelings in anyway.

flyingpig:
shamelessly discussing about hymen like it is all about you, look at how you're objectifying yourself like a piece of sexual gratification. Get a life and grab some decensy

I will use the advice. Being anonymous is enough decency for me. One day, I might even be the doc taking delivery of your baby. Just read and pass even my dad would read this with a smile #blacks

BigJoe19:
Tales of a useless lesbian hoe. Please don't accuse the guy of rape in the future because that's what hoes like you like doing.

I still have my hymen intact. He has the same worries too and i gave consent on record. We both have it..cux my psychologist wouldnt believe my progress without the record. He is safe...and so am I. About being a LovePeddler...am a 21st century girl my dear...
again, my hymen is intact.

DreamyEyes:
it seems you secretly dig your cousin

No I don't