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ProfDview1:
Ok

he is angry.
He did not even attempt my test.
He will come back to say he is not angry.
You think i would be giving you attention if i dont like you?
My number...u want it right...to be in my life. U will have to be a patient man with lots of endurance...
If only you knew...that one of your gmail photos was my background for two days...till my cousin changed it again
mabinu dear but o kin ni suuru o de ti ma n binnu easily ju

ProfDview1:
Who gave u such thought dt u ain't fun to be with ?

Seems u Wana Isolate ursef abi.. Better stop it, okay and be positive

Give a it chance first then you will realize that you av been wrong all these while...

sire...i have a girlfriend. And i love her

ProfDview1:
Single oooo but with the right lady like angelEmade, married life is Bae

how would you know?
M not fun to be with...
M not romantic and might not have sexual emotions for you.
We have never been married...so bae or not u wnt know

zexy2030:
Let me give it try from observation, can I get a date for this try?
name & Surname: Imade Nosakhare
2. Age: 22
3. schools attended: Caleb international school(primary &secondary) University: Covenant university.
4.Hobbies: Gaming, Programming and music ( keyboard playing)
5. Your father
6. Bi sexual
7. virgin but weird( no male penetration until lately)
8. Kissing
9. Failing Marriage
DM if I'm 50% correct. I love you.

noo penetration at all and that is not my surname sir

ProfDview1:
Yes fight but physically hitting her is too much




Onyi22 millenniumlady angelEmade paxie55 Dande55

He said it's normal couples fight physical fight.....

The test have begun! You have to tell me ten things about me.
My real names (angel imade is a pet name)
my age
the schools I attended
my surname
My hobbies
Closest family member to me
My stand on sex
my virginity status
my choice between cuddling and kissing
my biggest fear!

Very hard oh yeah? I think so. Please don't beg me to cancel the test...m a classic girl.
You have three days sire.
@ ProfDview1

Davash222:
I got it right.


My utmost regards to your dad. He's the MVP.

you can say that again!

flyingdutchman:
This was so beautiful to read! Now, I am inspired more than ever, to be there for my children and my wifey! Thanks OP!

m glad you see it that way.

Unnerve:
Lol, no need for the long story, I'm quite okay with the short story where your dad had you when he was 72.

He's a legend

whatever that means...thanks.

Unnerve:
And your dad is 95?
You have an interesting family, I like.

Yeah...and there is a whole long story about it too

Unnerve:
I could not get past the point where it's stated that the father is 95. This would make the writer a granddaddy, but the emotions behind the write-up seem like it's coming from a young adult.

I'm sorry, I get caught up on the details too much for my own good.

I am almost 23

etrange:
Dads are gifts from heaven.

I could feel the emotion behind this writeup. You're lucky to have such a great a dad and he's lucky to have an appreciative child. Regardless of their shortcomings, it's mindblowing how far parents can go for thier children. My father still managed to charge against a young able bodied cab driver who threatened me at the airport. Lol, it was so funny and touching as well. Sometimes I feel like taking the next flight to Africa just to hug my aging parents and come back.

For those whose parents are still alive, this is a call to show them all the love, care and affection you can afford. They won't be there forever.

Long live our parents.

It baffles me where that loving strength always come from...
Yes, dads are amazing.

zedman1:
Coming between such fighting couples most times, even if one wants to kill the other and you choose sides, you become a common enemy to both of them as soon as they reconcile -which they'll definitely do in no time.

I have done this several times...that's why i have a big circle of friends. There is a young man who calls me his second wiffey and his wife calls me my wife. In the first year of their marriage they had issues and the man was of the point that he was no longer interested. She told me about everything on phone and i opt to speak to the man. Good thing he opened up and i was able to advice the wife on her shortcomings. The simple thing causing issues between them is that the man was in the seminary preparing to get ordained as a pastor. the wife however loves to make exploits in bed. The husband feels things like mouth action or crazy styles aren't Godly. I told him doing such things and keeping his marriage is much godlier than sending a married woman packing...everyone have their own secrets and when God created sex he didnt mandate any style. Furthermore he sees all those things before he married her so why should he back off now?
Both parties are my good friend till this moment.

If only you see the way they display their love and affection now, you will be amused! the man is about 29yrs now while the lady is 25

Richy4:
Don't make me start searching for your dad to "high five" him biko.. I'm kinda blown away

I also think u should start learning how to kill a snake. Aje-butter days are over. There's a gentleman here on nairaland people usually call when snake topic appears. Ask him, I guess he won't mind teaching u

Lol
lalasticlala

etrange:
Dads are gifts from heaven.

I could feel the emotion behind this writeup. You're lucky to have such a great a dad and he's lucky to have an appreciative child. Regardless of their shortcomings, it's mindblowing how far parents can go for thier children. My father still managed to charge against a young able bodied cab driver who threatened me at the airport. Lol, it was so funny and touching as well. Sometimes I feel like taking the next flight to Africa just to hug my aging parents and come back.

For those whose parents are still alive, this is a call to show them all the love, care and affection you can afford. They won't be there forever.

Long live our parents.

Thanks dear...you are amazing. I love how you can figure out the 'emotions behind the writeup' you are so, so on point.

Mrkcee:
It's obvious you didn't read the write up at all. Lazy youth!

At OP, I pray ur dad enjoys the remaining years of his amazing life. The story is touching!

Thanks for these prayers..it means alot

Whosoever coined the phrase 'NO MAN IS PERFECT' surely didn't meet my dad.
I am one of those few people that prefer dads to moms. I am sorry if you would want to disagree with me. It is because you don't have a dad like my dad.
Growing up I have watched him several times, being exceptional, special and yet with many flaws! flaws I say? why would my perfect man be plagued with flaws?
This year my Dad clocked 95. It made me remember an event that happened long ago. I was barely 5 years old. We had the yellow bush flower around the house as ornamental. That faithful day I was pestering the gardener to dish out his lovely jokes and stories when this huge snake appeared from the flowers. Funny enough the gardener gave run to his legs while I stood there gasping and panting and screaming. Even though he was already in his late 70's, my dad appeared in a flash, he didnt remember to bring a stick (he didn't know why I was screaming anyway) but seeing the danger that enveloped me, he grabbed a car tire lying around and smashed the snake with it. After a few struggles he killed it. It was a huge corrugated python called monamona in yoruba)...and I still didn't stop screaming. He ran to me seeing the shock that engulfed me. He kept saying it 'everything is okay omo mi' (Everything is okay my child). You see at that time it didn't mean much to me, I didnt even realize my dad would end up in severe pains in the days that followed...he is hypertensive yet he ran like that...at that moment i thought i was the one in shock but it was my dad.

In the years that followed we attended a rich school. A kind of school where students would ask you if you are commissioner's daughter or a king's child...., or a governor's baby . The students were terribly rude including the few white kids among them. Yes we (my cousin and I) where the one that pestered my dad to enroll us in the school because everything looked so cool from outside...But the craziest thing that can ever happen in high-school are the things happening within the four walls of the school. Things I dread to say. The students were disappointed when they learnt that I was not in anyway attached to an highly placed individual in the society, the intimidation and bullying was enormous and the teachers could do nothing. There is a no-punishment policy in the school and teachers dare not even shout back at kids. the first day in the school was torture for me and it became even worse when during closing hours parents came with landcruisers, limousines and tinted hilux to take their kids home, some even had escorts. My dad came himself with our old 94' toyota camry! My feet dragged. My cousin sank in his knees...the feeling was terrible.
Telling everything to dad at home, we were not sure if we could make it through the next day in a school like that but he forced us to go anyway, just like we forced him to enroll us. That afternoon he came to the school and requested to see how I was doing in classes. The principal escorted him and I was shocked to see him walked into the class. Some students asked if he was my grand dad. Some asked if he is my driver and some easily agreed that he is my dad. When my dad was leaving he said it out to our class teacher 'she is a diamond, my eye and my heart. Please ensure she's always happy' One thing I remember, the class was silent...the reason wasn't obvious to me. While my dad always say stuffs like that, it never occurred to me that some of those rich kids don't even get to spend time with their parents...the silence was bewildering and astonishing. One girl named Tara even wept her eyeballs out...she told me she wished her dad would say things about her. Somehow my dad's visit made the second day in school comforting...everyone wished they have what I have.
That afternoon it was a tokunbo chrysler c300 (THAT CAR THAT LOOKS LIKE BENTLEY LOL) that came to pick us. It turned out my dad bought a new car! The students couldn't tell the difference. To some it was bentley.

But all these great things are not why I think my dad is a perfect man.
One morning my dad came to my room. He knocked as usual (He is the only civilized person in the house anyway. Mum doesnt knock, not even my cousin who is a boy. I am used to it anyway and i take precautions to guide my privacy), but dad would always knock. I keep telling him he doesn't have to do it...but he would always insist. Well that day my dad came to apologize for something that happened long ago when i was just three years. I had fallen from his hand and had a cut on my head. He said I cried for days and it was as though the cut won't heal. My dad said till that moment, several years after, he still hear my cries in his sleeps. And if I had die, he would have never forgiven himself' That day was more of like hugs and tears...he doesnt even have to do that. I hold no grudge (how can i even hold a grudge of something i have no knowledge of)

As he was leaving my room he stopped by the door post and looked back. seeing his tears i remember age is taking a toll on him. He is past his prime, I could read his heart...he is worried for me, what would happen when he is gone. But dad always hide his pains...funny how i have grown to learn to read those pains perfectly.

When my dad clocked 94 (last year), he started supporting himself with a walking stick but not always. His strength had diminished but his appearance and composure didnt fail him. Again that year I was reading outside the house when a snake appeared again. This time it was a green little snake and it fell from the masquerade trees. Me being me, I screamed again! My dad's helper was not around the house...he took a car to the mechanic's workshop and my mum was resting inside. My cousin had gone out too to see one his numerous girlfriends. Again like many years ago, my dad ran out with a dash! It was the fastest run I have seen him do in years. As he came down from the corridor stair case he fell! With the snake gently crawling away in between us I could not reach my dad, he kept calling my name and i kept shouting like dad! He was very worried. Our new neighbor a young fair man, being alarmed jumped over the fence into our compound...(I still have no idea how he did that! cux the electric wires were always on!!) but the snake had crawled away. We helped my dad up...the shock made him collapse, his BP rose and we had to get him to a nearby clinic. While there i stayed with him. In the night when he woke up to take his meds he looked into my eyes with a heavy heart....tears quickly form in our eyes both. He reached for my cheeks and said with a soft voice... "I am sorry I couldn't kill the snake this time...I am sorry you had to scream without getting help" he said so many apologies while i just kept on crying...then he ended with "it won't happen again...we will kill the snake next time"
I know my dad have passed the 'snake killing age' He is dying and worried for his daughter whom he birthed at such an old age. There might be a next time of seeing snakes...but my dad wouldn't be of much help anymore.
That man (my dad) is a great man. It is this single thing he could not do (killing the snake) that will forever make me love him, and remember him as the man who can make everything look alright.
.
.
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The perfect man.

TPound:
Are you buhari's brother?

Is my comment confusing you??

Do you not understand simple English

Let me explain to you in ways your brain can comprehend.

Battery means physical contact with intent to cause bodily harm...

Now read my comment and understand and don't put handcuffs on my wrists, officer mufu

Tpound maybe he didn't understand you well the first time...I am not really following all these conversations like nairaland is so wack at doing followups but i can tell you guys are just misunderstanding each other. I should also add that calling him all those savage names ain't cool...verbal assaults are on the long run synonymous to domestic violence...sir, both are contemporary issues downplaying the might of our great African heritage. So assuming ProfDview1 is wrong in his approach to your response...sure you can batter him ooo...I will even batter him join but let's just keep out the aggressive insults jhoor. #winks
oya shey i should apologize to you on his behalf so that his head will swell lol... #one_love guys

ProfDview1:
Trust MI.. She doesn't need any help... She sef na runz girl.... Person dt indirectly insulted me tonight but I just forget.... Sometimes she fit go out to meet man, when she come back, that one go dey question am, she too go fire back, na fight again..... This same guy was fvcking her and her former roommates ooo.. They suspected dt the guy is fvcking d both of them but the guy will be lying dt he is not.... Las las, she n her frnd fight.... D girl come kuku kon dey stay with the guy.


I have discovered that ignoring people's rants is the best way to deal with them... I don't even eat her food coz she is arrogant, too much curses... Chai.. Forget it dear


D lady can curse ehnmmmm

Very rude and sassy but I am only concerned with the way the guy beats her......

I feel as if I shud be happy but I am not even though I don't like her

she does not know what she is Doing she still needs help! Try being are friend...talk to her...make her see her mistakes. She might be harsh as first but trust me...u will win her heart...you could change her orientation about life and relationship and she will start respecting you alot especially if you dnt involve sex in all you do with her

ProfDview1:
Sometimes I don't get, you guys married you love each other but You beat your wife, she in turns reciprocate.. Is love lost after marriage??

Apart from being married, a neighbor friend of mine and his gf fight sometimes.. If it was just an abuse, it wud av been okay but it is always physical... The lady can curse and the guy too is not sensible at all, he will lock door and start beating her.... I don't talk with the lady coz I don't like her personally but I hate the fact that the guy beats her... The mumu lady too is living with him and they ain't married.... In the late night, they will fight and in the morning, they will be laughing..

I am just bothered, though I don't like the lady but I feel so bad when I hear them fighting and I hear her voice of pain.. She wunt leave, they will still laugh again... As in physical fight oooo, I am not happy at all




Why do couple in marriage engage in physical fight??


Pocohantas angelEmade gboyegaD davash222


Cc: royalroy Seun Lalasticlala. Abeg front page

hmmm u have to speak to her.... Her smiles might be a decoy....she might be dying inside. Don't avoid her cuz u dislike her...she might need help!

ProfDview1:
So I can't have fun again.. Everything is now taken serious.... Well, anytin dt makes u feel okay is welcome..

Anyway ain't concerned abt u, only concerned abt d simp dt wants to render his fellow guy useless all bcox of a lady...

Probably he is interested in u, he shud av gone Tru d right way, not by spoiling my image and tagging u....

Bro code


Tkia of ursef Emade... So u see my emails n yet u ignored me abi... No p

patience is a big virtue.
Don't worry something might come out of it....
#kisses

ProfDview1:
Is this u disgrace ur fellow guy because of a lady?

Chai no wonder some men will 4eva be simps and pussy... U cud av criticized me but u rather mentioned angelEmade....


U quoted the lady to see sumtin I was just having fun with... It shows how bad it is to av u as a frnd... U will definitely betray ur people for a lady...

Peace....

am thankful to him oo why should you be having fun with a thing like that...but honestly i actually don't care... I mean i care about you oo but i dnt mind if you ask other girls out. I dnt see myself with any guy...it's not pride there's just no....feelnx
your emails always make me laff though.

PS. Can someone show me how to remove my gender from nairaland?

glasshouse:
Am in need of email and phone numbers to buy. Pls it u are genuinely into it contact me . Thanks

500 verified emails alongside their first names. They have never been sent an email by me....i have never given this data to anyone else...and the list is about 55percent tier one emails.
...all from my web application that i decided to discontinue... Most of the emails where submitted within the period of january this year to march this year.
Pricing. 5k

Herdeyholuwa:
I have a Rotteweiler X Caucasian mixed.....Call or chat me up on....08142926332

can you pls quote me with it's pictures

ProfDview1:
Hy emade...... 60 mins of love making yes but not 60 mins of penetration non stop



How are you emade

Ahaa...i am speechless.

EcommerceGeek:
There's been rumours around that he's dead

Yeah I saw it too...well i dnt trust bloggers my dear

EcommerceGeek:
Oh My God! Is this true?

read again oo he is not dead

Lol i feel like i should try something like this out ooo
ProfDview1 come and see something ooo...
see your mate doing 60mins round ooo
shey you can do it too?

can you get me any gsd or rot mix of about 15k m also at gaa akanbi ilorin

Holadson:
we have 6weeks Alsatian Rottie puppies for sale. 3 males remaining from a litter of 6 .
Healthy ones with good weight for age.
Asking price is 25k though negotiable.
Call 08033523976 or WhatsApp .
Location is Ibadan.

18k m very much interested

have you done STD tests in the past? some untreated stds can lead to this
and you seem like a very active sex guy

Amaka!