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A man dcided 2 march in d holy crusades. Concludin dat his wife shuld wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions n gives d key 2 his best frnd. He tells him 'lf l dnt return within 4 yrs, unlock my wife n set her free 2 live a normal life'. So d husband leaves on horseback n about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust bhind him. He wait 4 it 2 come closer n sees his best frnd. 'wat's wrong' he asks. YOU GAVE ME D WRONG KEY!!!

Afta a young couple brout dia new baby hom, d wife sugestd dat her husband shuld try his hand @ changin diapers. 'l'm busy', he said. 'l'll try d next one'. D next time came n she askd again. D husband narowd his eyes as he lookd at his wife. 'l didnt mean d next diaper. I mean d next baby'.

Afta a young couple brout dia new baby hom, d wife sugestd dat her husband shuld try his hand @ changin diapers. 'l'm busy', he said. 'l'll try d next one'. D next time came n she askd again. D husband narowd his eyes as he lookd at his wife. 'l didnt mean d next diaper. I mean d next baby'.

I can also give him a head. Hahahaha.

I can also give him a head. Hahahaha.

Seun, d lesn at d end of dis story was ur idea or dat was how u got it. Just curious.

Seun, d lesn at d end of dis story was ur idea or dat was how u got it. Just curious.

Frnd, wat's d relatnship btw goats winning n akwa lbom. Bail me out,cus l cant undastand dis ur stuff.

Dat's 1 tin l luv most. Inter-tribal mariag. Cus it'l giv u d oportunity 2 learn frm odas tribe. Take ur time. Dnt make ur parent fel dt u r disobeyin dem. At let dem realiz dat u r mature enuf, dat ur decisn was nt born out of fatuatn bt real luv. N u r sure he'l make u apy. Suces.

I'l advice u stay away frm ur bro n d lady if posible 4 now cus d hurt is stil fresh n u may b temptd 2 reveng. Try n ocupy ursef wit new tins that'l arous ur intrest n kip ur mind off d pain. Afta smtim rememba 2 go bak 2 how u use 2 relate wit ur bro b4 d incident. This wil teach u 2 b more carefl wit families n frnds. Takia.

Jus prepare 4 d worst. Wish u suces. Welcome on board.

Jus prepare 4 d worst. Wish u suces. Welcome on board.

Jus prepare 4 d worst. Wish u suces. Welcome on board.

Blissful netwrk. Hahaha.

Blissful netwrk. Hahaha.

Is this a joke or wat? Wat's true about global warming.

Is this a joke or wat? Wat's true about global warming.

Is this a joke or wat? Wat's true about global warming.

Is this a joke or wat? Wat's true about global warming.

Is this a joke or wat? Wat's true about global warming.

A young man walked up to a joint and requestd 4 a recharge card handing fifty naira to the vendor, that was what aroused my curiosity because l wantd 2 kno which mobile telephone company sells a recharge card as cheap as 50 naira. While l was stil tinking about that the vendor handed him 50 naira worth of weed (Marijuana) wrapped in a transparent plastic bag. Recharge card indeed.

She chosed d best hymms. God in his mercy wil bles her. Nice one.

Wat a boy. D nun beta shud bail him out of d dark.

Naija wil eva be. Dat's d naija sence.

Naija wil eva be. Dat's d naija sence.

Smartness doesn't necessarily av 2 do wit ones education. D deputy sheriff prove dat. Gud 1.

Dat'll be wondaful. We pray it hapen evn if for just half a decade, so men wil kno wat d opposite go thru.

Wat a groom!

Princejamz, were are u goin and were are u coming from. At wat attitude or longitude were u stuck. Watch ur step so dat u dont step on broken bottles. Welcome bo.