₦airaland Forum

Cutehector:
Hi angieberry

starlingslimnet:
Lovely dimples you have there

christopheru:
Hello Nairalanders! This Question Goes to everyone. Guys How was ur 1st wooing (Toasting or Chaiking) experience? Girls how did u felt when a guy walked up to U for d 1st time. For me, d 1st time I walked up to a lady I've been admiring secretly was very hard. I lacked confidence. I had to rehearse over and over on wat to say. And after finally approaching her, I was reall sweating internally on a cool Evening but I achieved my aim. So Over to U guys and Girls.

Dragonking:
You are a hypocrite!!! If it was the man complaining that the woman is frigid in bed, you will come with excuses like, maybe she is tired due to work, or did he annoy her and other stupid stuffs.

Truckpusher:
Sorry darling , I'll talk to my bro oga mrcork.
Truss me - he'll stop.

Truckpusher:
Chai! Bro leave that girl abeg nau.I take God dey beg .


*Clears throat * truss me bro, ladyboss dislikes me a lot.

MrCork:
..check yor previous post..we agreed we waz gonno do *somtin somtin..... wud I lie to u? ....U see this is the problem wit u black women & this is why we will all ways settle for white women ..NO LOYALITY!!!! (REAL TALK)

MrCork:
..Ladyboss is a fine babe ...truss me...unlike that Mechanic looookin Uganda wanna-be iletrate chick called Angieberry.. I think ladyboss likes u though

MrCork:
..sweery as we agrred earlier...so when u gonnno send me a picture of yor wearin Thong? (at least 4 pics)..... I always find it hadto sleep at night!

MrCork:
...anyways, the foto u stole onyor picture profile actualy looklike one of my Jamaican Lovelys: Tamika (very preeety chick).......she a single parent wit 3 kids & she always askin me not to use coooondom cuz she wanna hav ma baby....F***K THAT SH*T MENNNNNNN!!!!

MrCork:
...ok let me tink??.....well sendme a picture of yor sef wearin **Thong**.... I tink that wud help!!

MrCork:
...correction...Homebase females are NEVER as preeeety as that....U homebase females always looook the same....Dakskin & werin yor same old Brasillian wig.. I lie?

MrCork:
^^^^^ STOP STEALIN PEOPLES FOTO FOR YOR PICTURE PROFILE..... ((((((((419 ALERT)))))))

MrCork:
...and by the way, who iz the preeety chick in yor picture profile?....whos foto did u still again?? ..YOU HOMEBASE FEMALES MENNNNNNN!!!! (I tire Ooooo)

MrCork:
...and by the way, who iz the preeety chick in yor picture profile?....whos foto did u still again?? ..YOU HOMEBASE FEMALES MENNNNNNN!!!! (I tire Ooooo)

markmira:
hope is nothing serious tho am rili scared

MrCork:
...well the good news is that u the female CRACKHEAD versiion of HUMANBEING1ST(congrats).....the sad news though is u will never EVA..get the shance to date me!!