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Mrcork

Lalasticlala don't you Agree?

Hmm... something not adding up here
Why did your girlfriend not tell you about her boss and his evil Intentions? I thought there was supposed to be honesty and transparency in a relationship. Are you sure she was not secretly going out with him but then started feeling guilty about it hence she confessed about her affair but lied about It? You should questions her more.
Has she even told her boss about It? What does she want from You? You all have a lot of discussing to do.
The first thing she should do is to tell her boss she's carrying his baby. It's more of their own problem, not yours. You're only the boyfriend.
You're not bound to her in anyway and the most you could do for her is just to show her support during this period. It's obvious you don't want to shoulder this burden she's brought upon herself, and you're not obliged to. Just support her till she passes through this phase and is able to stand on her own.

You cooked this?

tranxo:
tchidi
angieberry
Food is ready
Abakaliki rice, concentrated vegetable stew, fried plantain, and coooooorreeeecctttt drumstick.

Oh lala!

lalasticlala come and see abeg
It's just an opinion though

LOL!!!
That's all I can say
This definitely struck some nerves
Lemme continue to read comments abeg

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Lol...

tranxo:
oh I see. Hmmmm. Does that mean you are beautiful, and I'm a comedian?

You're getting it wrong lol. I'm not doubting you .I'm smiling cuz it's something I admire

tranxo:
now you are laughing. Lol. I know I still have it in me.

Yes na

tranxo:
is that a smile on your face?

put up yours let's see


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itstpia8:
frightening.

Really?

tranxo:
Money, money, money.!!!!
You people are getting it wrong. Though money helps, but if you can make a woman LAUGH easily, you can have any beautiful woman you want.

In fact, show me a comedian whose wife is not exceptionally beautiful and I will show you a failed comedian.

NB:
You must not be a stand-up comedian to score a queen. Be a comedian at heart. I talk from personal experience, and believe me, it works ALL the time........like a charm!

hope you caught enough fun yah

obara n'esi isi!!!
davido cannot deny this one

Number 10 moniker? wat a saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad life!!!! how many emails did u have to open?? (

itstpia8:
i wonder how all this will stop flavour from searching for another beauty pagaent contestant to be his next baby mama?

See the cute little boy! My heart just broke when I saw this... I have a littlle brother around this age and I can't even imagine something like this happening to him!!!
I don't even want to comment about this woman!
Hope I'll sleep well this night.

In order of importance

- Spirituality
- Intelligence
- Serious minded/ focused
- Leader
-extroverted

My mom's own:

Mum: how much is this clothe?

Seller: na N3000

Mum: Ahn ahn! No be N500??

Seller: Madam no oh, na N2500 last

Mum: see, na only N1000 I get for my bag. Check am (opens bag)

Seller: madam sorry oh. That price no good . Oya pay N2000

Mum: I no get N2000. If I go down now, I go buy am for N1000 for another person hand.

Seller: madam abeg, na N2000 last I go collect. Na that price wey I buy am

Mum: you dey do shakara too much joorh. And see, the clothe no get quality sef. This one will fade after you wash am once.I'm going.

(Turns and leave)
After a few steps
Seller: madam oya come buy am. Pay N1500

Mum: shebi I tell you I get only N1000.

Seller: Abeg madam that one too small. Add something na .

Mum: oya take N1300

Seller: (collects reluctantly with a big frown).

Mum: Ehen! My customer! You be correct person! I go dey come here everyday! ;DD


While I watch impatiently under the sun

Loool op has a good sense of humor though. This was really funny!

Izit your consign
Just let them be. Very soon, the bubble will burst and it will be the best if you're not the one to burst that bubble.

Another scammer on the loose
Mods!!!

Dataengineer:
Lol another NOLLYWOOD BLOCKBUSTER.... Grab your copy now!!!

Oga, do you find it hard to comprehend English language?
What does your being celibate have to do with what I stated? Hian biko keep your tales to yourself. If you don't have anything sensible to respond with, abeg don't mention me again oh.

SaintHephzibah:
i'm a lecturer and will forever decide to keep my virginity and leave the course of this world to God, not everyone came into earth to marry and begat children, some have far more greater aspirations and could choose to be a celibate, as for me i fall into the latter category

If you can't prove it, just shut it

Ephemmm:
Sending the last alert received without application and approval from me? You need to pay for jumping due process first

Whadid i do

SaintHephzibah:
keep quiet there, u people that are always looking for ready made success, without thinking how the person suffered for it, that's why some of u later aged and then start ranting frm prayer houses to houses because the suitor of ur dreams hasnt approached yet.
U girls are lazy asses, common stand up and visit that brick layer and mechanic apprentice and get close to him, build his life up and coo operate with him, when God lifts him up he will marry u.
Same applies to u angieberry.
fatheritunu carry on, i dey ur back jare

Lmao @ bolded!!!
Na wetin dey hungry all of Una abi?
Abeg which one is your work? Labourer?plumber?common electrician?
Oya don't worry, you'll find that classy girl that'll support and uplift you.
Toor!

OK pic of the last alert sent by your bank after your last ATM transaction...screenshot it and upload

Ephemmm:
My bank accounts have no pics: I only have statements of accounts, which requires a well-written application before viewing. Get the fact

Really? Pic of your bank account balance or....

Ephemmm:
hahahaha..... You cannot be parasitic to a broke guy na: you can only be parasitic to the one with cool cash like me and Dangote: get the fact....

You sound so broke and I don't know why

Ephemmm:
You sound so parasitic and I don't know why

Eeyah
Pele

fatheritunu:
Foolish girls, silly fools, idiot girls. All they want is ready made wealth.. That is why rich men will keep on using female for money ritual.

What is this world turning into?

KruggerINC:
Ignorance....how about if I tell u that I have a one in a billion wife?she organizes threesomes for us...she finds the girl,invites her,gets her relaxed and why does she do all this?because she'd rather do it than let me free doing it by myself in the world.Now try to process that with your limited mind....I pity you and your husband already coz being real isn't easy...folks like to deceive themselves

Actually, that's a very backward way of thinking! So you'd rather she spreads her legs for any random man just to get a child? That's even more demeaning! Even if she chooses this way, she won't still have any answer for the child when the child grows up and asks for dad because she would most definitely opt for a formal, no-string- attached arrangement.
By the way, what kind of stigma will such test tube babies face? This is the first time I'm hearing this. If this actually happens, then Africa/Nigeria has a loooooong way to go!

SmartMugu:
Has artifical insemination been a thing an African woman would hope for? It's not in our culture, unless it's some upcoming trends. Any child born that way in the Nigeria I know will live forever with the stigma. So, why not get a child the proper way even if she doesn't need the man afterwards? Why suggest artificial insemination like she has some fertility issues and needs scientists to have a child?

What happens when the child grows up and asks for his dad? Show him a test-tube?

I'm not surprised
What does artificial insemination have to do with bareness?

SmartMugu:
Nooo. Na primary one I stop school.

See question
Google artificial insemination. You probably don't get what it means.

SmartMugu:
Is she barren?

Jelosy
Stop hating and maybe you will be able to achieve a tenth of what she has done in your lifetime

ignis:
Go and marry.