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Shurrup!

prideofscience:
Abasha...... irano

Say what you want, your fate has been sealed

adedayourt:
u ll av to do more dan dat dear

Then you'll remain where you are forever. Amen!

adedayourt:
am ok already

For you too

adedayourt:
take heart dear

it ll get better

No oh...will she be there without her hips? Mtscheeew

Cool FM OAPs are sha ugly!!!

Conglaturations!!!!

God don win indeed!

OK
He has twins for a white lady
Nadia Buari (his supposed girlfriend or ex)has twin girls for a whitey too
Coincidence or na?
Pls discuss

Boiled corn!!!!
Long time!!!!
I'd be there for the "welding"
Only if it appears on Bella naija weddings

Loubs!!!

Hian! Nawa oh!!!
Sad!

@poster below me, that's totally unrelated!!!
Some poor students are stranded and you're talking about feminism?? Okay na..

Eyah but I don't think there's any "anti-masturbation" drug out there . You have to put in effort to stop.

Maybe op's going through something similar and wants to be discreet. Don't be a spoiler

SeverusSnape:
This same topic made front page on December last year. I still remember vividly.

"Evil Temptations" starring Mercy Johnson as the house help

Van Vicker as the husband and Mona Lisa Chinda as the madam! Grab yours now!!!

Sorry for the digression, but this sounds like one of those Naija home videos!

Back to topic....
I don't know when women will learn! A busy, career woman had to bring in a help, it's all these young, fresh bloods that are looking for whose husband to overtake that she finds?? Tufia!That's a recipe for destroying her marriage right there! God knows that if I ever had to bring in any extra help, it would be an oooold saggy woman biko let me spare my husband the temptation! And she won't live in, mbanu, all these come and go type.. . I'm sure the temptation he faces outside is enough, let him come home and have peace of mind
And OP's wife couldn't take the hint... Why would her husband suddenly start to complain about the house help , especially when the stories are not true?? Of course, he ain't comfortable with her presence, as she's trying to pull some stunts... Wifey is either too lazy or too blind to see the signs... Oh well, na wetin be my own? *shrugs*

Op, I'd advise you to tell your wife that's the only thing that can be done now before things get too awry as it seems that you have almost completely let your guard down ,and to avoid stories that touch. That house 'geh' is a sharp one, and you don't know her devious plans. I'm sure she's not trying to seduce you because she's just hòrny and needs to be satisfied in that area, hell no! You don't know what she's trying to trap you into so please tell your wife and save unaselves from heart break!!l not only would she appreciate your honesty, it would also knock some common sense into her to pick the "right type" of helps.

I don talk ma own..

Lol no biko oh
Na my son be that eh

MbashrexBashir:
If you want His digit i get am hia shey na today u knw say him fine.

Why is OP looking for a 'cute' monkey??

He's fine sha and he can sing

So that's how chike lost


But wait ooh... He's just 18 Choi!!

She's fat

Lol

Tom-tom, milkose,pure water,okiy biscuit...

freshness2020:
What can #5 denomination get us also?

This is an interesting, FP worthy topic....
Post the full thing here and call the mods...

Actually, N500 airtime will give you an average of 25 minutes @ N20 per minute.

Yes I did. I wanted to know if exchanging words with you was worth my while, and it's not. OK bye

Deefuray:
... And she had to go to my profile..
I was actually thinking I was quoting someone reasonable, well you just proved otherwise. Of course you can comment as you want, but pls do so without sounding stupid

Yes I think I skipped that part and who are you to call my comment annoying?? I can comment anyhow I want without a bum-short wearing nitwit telling me how to.

Deefuray:
Did you skip the part where the op said the girl in question claimed to be a virgin and she was the same person that initiated the sex? Pls read the story carefully before making annoying comments!

@op leave the girl alone, I really don't know why some girls always lie about their virginity status. You are a good guy and you deserve a good girl that respects you enough not to LIE. God knows what else she has lied about.

I hope you were protected while having sex with her, she might just want to tie you down with one pregnancy story. I don't trust such girls.

You must be a prince charming...

***checks profile picture***

**burst out laughing**

**runs outta thread**

**comes back and peeks again**

**laughs some more**

**catwalk out of thread**

hebenezher:
Me? Pay a girl montgly alawance? Taaaaah! I as a person, around my girlfriends. I always make them feel lucky to have hd me. Leaving me looks massively hard for them. They spend for me, no no i don't use charm, it's the way i play my game. I'm extremely smart to be magadized by lasses. Though i'm submissive to em, but that's once in a blue moon, mind you. I can never give the girl i haven't married money, no never. What if she goes ahead and give her other boyfriend? I loath such. Here's my way, i take them out on a date that's after when i must have bleep her or if i actually love her and if she deserves that treatment. That's it, i'm always appear important to lasses i date. It's all about scope and witticism. Lobatan!

Well I'm not broke, I'm not lazy and I'm not ratchet so I'll never accept it from him, in fact, I'll see it as an insult!

NEPABOY:
Are you implying you' ll reject a #10,000 monthly token from ur guy wen he tags it "Up keep money"?

Just to be clear, I'm not whatever you're implying I am. Just because I'm a woman does not mean that I can't see and identify an attractive lady when I see one. I'm sure when you see a ripped good looking guy, you'll acknowledge that he's attractive and doing so does not make you gay. Now, I just stated my opinion that what that woman is carrying is irritating, and you think otherwise. Well, to each his own.

odaniel1:
Oh I take it u r a Lesbo then cos seeing n admiring ur fellow womanx assets is well within ur abilities seeing ur sexuality (if u r a lesbian that is..lol) All well and gud then if u see nothing. But we the men that God made the "curves" for see it as Bliss!
Cheers¤

ODUBEZE:
Too much of everything is...

a DISEASE!!

Why should a guy pay in money for his girl monthly? Abi is he her employer? It's only broke,lazy,ratchet girls that'll settle for this.

Ema binu
Fast wifi
Good nite!

sltn:
huh? how did you just post this! arghhh

I dey come

***modified***
This is super storryyyy
A life of strife and sorrow
This is super storrryyy
Gudan and houseees.....

Abeg op pack well with this your yeye story. Just so you know,because she wanted to abstain doesn't automatically imply that she's a virgin. So you think that na only you wey wan chop forbidden fruit?

White people, white people problems....

Abeg na wetin consign me??

As in ehn! As they say, the truth is bitter. It's a fact and I don't know why they're denying it. Odiegwu!

midehi2:


they are many...both the literate and the illitrate, its their way; with sugar coated insult mouth just as they are displaying it here now

As in eh! It's so terrible and I think its a fad amongst them! Reminds me of one of them I saw in the market, half of her face was red while the other half was green! She come put orange lipstick on top come dey look like coat of many colors! tuah!

midehi2:
this is common with this particular tribe...
if they don't have this, then they must have potbelly


*modified* everyone that quoted or will quote me again with insult, back to sender, holy ghost fireeeeee.


check the tribe around, especially most of the hawkers,its all over them, white, black, green veins....check out their fixed eye lashes, choi...village broom

truth is bitter