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ItzTun3chi:
Angola hall
block B1
room106

Roommate!!

TheArchangel:
What qualifies one as a dialysis nurse? Do you have the certification? I am interested to know what your work as a dialysis nurse entails.
Thanks in anticipation.

if you finish from a nursing school, you go to a post basic school specialising in Nephrology...after which you'd be certified as a nephrology nurse, renal nurse or dialysis Nurse- depending on d title ur school gives. you'd be certified by nursing and midwifery council of Nigeria. BTW, the duration is a year.


as per "my" work as a dialysis Nurse, I guess I don't do anything different from other colleagues. I believe u would get more information searching via Google than I could type here

Trinxzy:
cash payment takes about two days to be activated on the oau portal

mine got confirmed within 4 days and I paid via bank.

A dialysis Nurse here.


now a med student tho...but proud to be a nurse.


Holding the hands of patients and reassuring them with a smile is one of the many virtues nursing has taught me. I go home every day stressed out and wearied but always comforted by the many calls I receive- a call of 'thank you' from the patients who had been given hopes and reassurance, care and love.



This is nursing, we care to make life happier.


"to my patient that died, I believe you tried. here's an ode to you:
" You are a pilgrim and a stranger
Travelling through this world below
There is no sickness, toil and danger
In that bright world to which you go"

tharaomo:
is 300 possible ? Will dey allow calculators for dis post jamb ....nd pls when is d exam

it's possible!. I had 320 in d post ume (Medicine). For the usage of calculator, it depends on ur centre. Some supervisor accepts scientific calculator, some only an ordinary calculator while some accepts none.


To be well prepared for any eventuality, practice and study without calculator

Braynhiac:
by waiting till tomorrow

funny

Braynhiac:
This says May 28...tho,it's a 'proposed' calendar

How can u confirm its genuineness, authenticity. ?

Plaitex:
D calendar should be correct because it states that course registration starts in may and not freshers registration

when did "fresher's registration" start last year, and when did "online" registration start?

u guys try too hard proving something wrong is right

Plaitex:
D calendar should be correct because it states that course registration starts in may and not freshers registration

Fortunately, oau doesn't make that distinction.

wrong info flying everywhere. that "calendar" is saying registration starts may something. But u guys saw it urzelf on d E-portal claiming registration starts on d 20th of April. there're lots of inconsistencies.


btw, resumption is always three weeks after registration. so, if registration starts next tomorrow, we're resuming 9weeks later??. smh

wrong info flying everywhere. that "calendar" is saying registration starts may something. But u guys saw it urzelf on d E-portal claiming registration starts on d 20th of April. there're lots of inconsistencies

Chrisboy720:
Guys don't be bothered,there's no leave or anything.Once registration starts,its as good as resumption.first they said the leave starred April 6 and now its 18.56 days leave can never be June 24 if it was approved today.hope you can see the conspiracy. Holla me on whatsapp@ 08169256384.don't give urself bp, look well d pic is edited, rough and dirty.

At last, an intelligent and discerning fellow.

The pix being widely circulated is an unfortunate work of an unfortunate person.
A good look at d pix betrays it genuineness. simple, someone with a warped mind placed a pre-typed paper "starting from d date to the signature of d registrar" and then place it on an oau letter-head head, then photocopied it. Jesus, why would someone do that.

we really need a law guiding free speech again impersonation and libel et al. Rubbish

Sciencehigh1:
Not allowed. But if u are smart, u can

I used a scientific calculator in my centre. It was allowed there.

Tgirl085:
can we use scientific calculator during the screening?

I'll suggest you practice at home without the use of calculator. it'll be helpful if at d end of d day, ur centre disallows the use of calculator

OneTruePrince:
OK Millex

I think you should leave these guys alone. They're just childish and well acting disappointingly. whatever happened to reading the piece and move on if u don't understand them.


the fact still remains the nma wouldn't index more than around 3000 medical students in year two despite circa 300,000 applicants every year.

and as you've rightly said, many-a-people chooses medicine outta ignorance.

dareajayi:
bro, is nt hw sm1 is admitted dat ll tels hs successfulness, either admitted 2ru 1st list or vc's list, dy ar both admitted

Hello...,
I ain't talking about future here. I'm talking about nepotism. The same trend that has been a bane to our development. Whatever happened to everyone getting admitted via merit.

Some guys who far more than merit admission are home, coz no one to aid their case(i have a guy with 328 post ume and 231 ume) yet u see some people with far lesser score getting in coz of they know someone who can "corruptedly smugle their names in. Yet they come online and shout around shamelessly.



Leaders of tomorrow indeed


A glaring example is someone with 275 admitted into medicine while someone with 285 has got nothing. Rubbish

Arguing over VC list which in itself signifies an act of nepotism.


If u can come online and shamelessly claim you're admitted via "VC" list or waiting for it...., then I weep for my country.

Gross.... Rubbish. Shameful to say the least.

Prescott001:
Just observing pple stil on the hallucination of April 24 resumption. Is it possible that a school will resume next two weeks and yet nothing is said about the school fees or registration or online course registration and hospital stuffs... Pls forget April 24

more of a delusion.

dhateeboi:
Newly admitted for medicine in OAU
Saw something like Mathematics for biological sciences


We gonna be doing Mathematics?

No, we don't do.

the mathematics, math105, is for nursing, pharmacy, geology step 2 in 100l and for bot, mcb, zoo, et al in 200l.



Medicine doesn't do maths in oau.

Ghost447:
Value what? Let me tell you a short story. The first son of a family friend sat for JAMB (UTME) in 2010 and scored 231, he sat for post JAMB and scored 63/100. At the end of the day he was not admitted, but someone I know that applied for the same discipline and scored lower was admitted because he was able to bribed his way. Thereafter this family friend of mine applied to one university in UK and was given admission without stress. Please let's agree that our system has failed, so that we can find solution.

I know a pal in Canada, he had 84 percentiles yet he wasn't admitted despite someone having 75 percentiles was admitted based on a letter of recommendation got from a faculty member of the school.




As it is in Nigeria, so it is in the West.


Your friend should have come to OAU. if he had met the cut off mark, he would have been admitted.

christianboy007:
no you are getting it wrong ,bro we all know GOD'S WILL for us is of good and not of evil in the sense that YAHWEH wills for us to resume 24th April 2016 but it can also be not HIS WILL for us cause but what so ever it is HIS WILL is the Best for us so we should trust HIM with the whole of our hearts and relax.In conclusion let's pray to HIM and have an faith in HIM and trust fully in HIM and relax plsssss that's all am trying to say for our own good. It is well in JESUS MIGHTY NAME AMEN ! we shall resume 24th April 2016 in JESUS NAME AMEN! and we shall start registration on the 17th of April 2016 in JESUS MIGHTY AWESOME MARVELOUS NAME AMEN!!!

I'll be glad if you can tell me, by the spirit, when it's really God's will for us to resume. At least God's will can't be bent by human.


Coz, a lot of Christians mix "FATE" with "God's will".

Albeit, I appreciate the fact that you're trying to calm us down in that que sera sera.

I'm a Christian too, but I don't believe it's God's will for me to waste almost one year of my life. He wouldn't have made me got admission last year then.


But then, I agree with you, there's just little we can do.

To your tenth... O Israel.

christianboy007:
bro calm down feeling like this won't do any good for you,see GOD understands the way we feel now and HE is not wicked GOD will do it for us but yet again let HIS Will be done cause HE knows best,I bliv and know we are going to resume April 24 in JESUS MIGHTY PRAYER ANSWERING DECLARATION HONOURING NAME AMEN!!. Guys let take it easy OK cheers mate see you all 24th of April 2016 in O.a.u campus in JESUS MIGHTY AWESOME NAME AMEN!!

oga, forget that rubbish "it's God will to resume anytime he wishes" o. Your mates are resuming second semester already, you're saying God's will.


Really, religion is the opium of the masses. No wonder Nigerians are complacent with a low-standard of living coz they believe it's God's will for them.

lol....rubbish. This is Kollywood. abi hausawood

Iamoluwaslim:
mayb u'v got 2 b dissapointed once more 1diot! i cant buy ur chap dear! move on u'd get a client! u cant get away wit sh1t wit me! Mr Professor tell me hw they reason in ur haus ooooo! pysopath!

lolzz, Pele. God helps you

Iamoluwaslim:
better be! cos it might turn out 2 b a bad thing 2 start ur miserable month wit! sensible things ar being discussed here and nt yur shit 0ponu!

Iamoluwaslim:
but u'r a forever fool yourself! mtcheeeew
most craps dat happens here is due 2 my being inactive!
0niranu

guy, oga o. you've just succeeded in exposing how irreverent and immature you are.

dissapointed that someone still reason like this this age.

repogirl:
And some zombies, will lie they received light all day yesterday in Abuja. Till now, since yesterday, we are still in blackout. Pathetic.

I left light at home now, and there was light over-night. and yea, I stay in Abj

Yujin:
The protest should continue this time with civil servants(both state and federal) inclusive. Let no one be coarsed into it but be carried along. Igwe bu ike umuigbo. Shutting down a region and other friendly states will be a major headline across the media world and will achieve more. Of course the barbaric Nigerian Army will be out to do their usual acts of terrorism which we should try to control by having international media anchors covering the protests. We should also have powerful cameras that can zoom into far distances so that we can cover the faces of the soldiers that would involved in any shooting. Buying such expensive cameras should be nothing compared to our struggle. Let's also have big placards with non provocative but well worded message to tell our story to the world. Igbo, o bu anyi ji onwe anyi. Na njedebe, nmeri g'abu nke anyi.

lolzz

I'll remember this example of delusion when writing psychiatry in my MB2 exam.

No one cares about the book you use. This' a university, not ur high school. You may even decide not to write any note.

medpren:
I don't consider myself a nigerian anymore sir. Everywhere in the world people have the right to renounce citizenship if it becomes an albatross to their survival, even Americans do it to protect their off shore investments from taxation.

I prefer to remain stateless until the sun rises.

Now I know there's only a thin line between reality and psychosis.

Larrah:
he no concern u if I start am by April 17th! Don't just lemme insult u! Some people just lack mannars. So u go dey happy if I no do registration. Mschtewwww

lolzz...