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How old is davido? He looks like a kid

Nigeria has become a country where players dont need coaches or top ex footballers to motivate them.
Just place a sac filled with cash to the top on Keshi's bench and you'll be surprised that Nigeria can win a world cup with just 9 players.

What's the big deal if you caught me sleeping in the office? I'v worked on all the files on my desk, no more board meetings today, the advertising campaign is ready, i'v not had breakfast yet, im so exhausted, i feel sick..... Boss, cut me some slack. I needed this nap so badly.

Cool... but that's not how to keep things in perspective. I know a boss with a sexy smirk who will file a querry against you on that spot. "THERE'S NEVER NOTHING TO DO!!!"

Things to Say if You Get Caught Sleeping at Your Desk

1) They told me in the blood bank it might happen
2) The coffee machine's broken
3) Someone must have put decaf in the wrong pot
4) Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem
5)"....in Jesus name. Amen."

So, what if you were caught, how will you save yourself in 5 seconds?

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident and it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but we’re unhurt. You're a handsome man and I'm a beautiful woman. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days!”
Flattered and highly relieved, the man replied, “Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign from God!” The woman continued, “And look at this, here’s another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.”
Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on and hands it back to the man. The man asks, “Aren't you having any?” The woman replies, “No. I think I’ll just wait for the police."

bruno419: the should go and cook this story well.it is not done yet!

*tastes story*

U'r right, no salt.

C'mon guys, don't be mean. The song isn't that bad.
But if i needed extra space on my phone, i'll delete this 1st.

I've had this software installed for over 5months now without using it. mehhn, see what i've been missing.

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Its not what you think.