₦airaland Forum

asumo12:
That awkward moment wen u visit your rich uncle
in abuja and d wife serves you 2 slice of bread
with egg... and d kids be like 'uncle can u finish
dis?' I b like 'se awon eleyi gbadun sha?'



Me wey
dey eat 11 wraps of fufu for IKOTUN

Haba.. 11 too much na. No lie o

Abuja? There was no eclipse in Gwarimpa..

Bari22:
We hausa people are never illeterate, while you the other tribes are waitin for the whites to introduce religion and educate them, we already have our religion and we can read an write using ajami. We are really ''Unique''

So u mean Islamic religion wasn't introduced by the whites? It probably started from Kano..

kITATITA:
[size=16pt]Why can't they pick phone and call each other? Must I read their personal conversations. [/size]

I tire o

aresa:
The useless and jobless Twitter albino posted rubbish on twitter, no Hausa man was any mayor in enugu, it's urban legend.

Google is ur friend...

Teensway:
I don serve my ban finish, bless dat mod wey ban me in satan's name. Amen.

lol.. Satan's name? Haba

Our able presido!

In Ed Sheeran's voice...
Loving can hurt
Loving can hurt sometimes
But it's the only thing that I know
When it gets hard
You know it can get hard sometimes
It is the only thing that makes us feel alive

We keep this love in a photograph
We made these memories for ourselves
Where our eyes are never closing
Hearts are never broken
Times forever frozen still

So you can keep me
Inside the pocket
Of your ripped jeans
Holdin' me closer
'Til our eyes meet
You won't ever be alone
Wait for me to come home...

Sorry Cuppy..

She should be given scholarship.

What a funny country. Slapped by ghost? Wetin we no go hear

KINGinVAHALA:
Are you amongst those that voted change? something tells me you weren't, so please complain about continuity you voted for and leave us that voted change alone, we aren't complaining about this result.

I'm not blinded by d change I voted for.. It's ur problem if u can say d true wen u see one. If we keep repeating dsame mistake d previous administration made, this country might never move forward.

ddippset:
Nice one. In 2015 wike and mama p1ss manufactured 1.4 million votes when there were no result sheets in most of the polling units. So why are they crying now? I know that the tai results were heavily rigged for the apc but who cares? Karma is a biiitch. Thank goodness this election appeal ends at the appeal court. Wike and co can go and die.

what then happened to d change we voted for?

Landloard01:
It's a pitiable dismal pismal. It's regrettably lubricious that white folks, who explored the continents of the black descendants, met their their unfortunate water-low, in a cannibalistic dismay. This news is shocking and apologetic! Let me quickly say that the people of the federal republic of Nigeria are throwing their weights against this hullabaloo.


I must say that Nigerian people and the microscopic few of the deltans, who witnessed the horrible calamity, are those masquerading as the avengers... they imbibe the culture of feeding as vultures in quest for their freedom, planted a rotten luck with a continuous pollution of their own vicinity. But when a crafty man buried himself, he struggle in idiocy.

I am not bamboozling you with highfalutin, I am only taking an elephant stand to discredit the man-eat-man attitudes, as recorded in the deltan region. Working with the global understanding within the pool of the western education, I hereby remind the chiefs and those wearing the traditional ornaments as bangles in that region to quickly decipher that those illicit actions, from the younger folks are only ephemeral to the nation building


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You nailed it!

Use lime orange in d morning and before going to d bed.

DirtyGold:
Meanwhile,

​RIO OLYMPICS​
AFRICAN COUNTRIES MEDAL TABLE so far.....
SOUTH AFRICA: 3 golds, 2 silver, 1bronze.

ETHOPIA: 2 gold, 1 silver. .

KENYA: 1 gold, 1
bronze.

EGYPT: 1 bronze.

TUNISIA: 1silver.

NIGERIA: 1 copper, 2
wood and 3 rubber
.
GHANA: 4 aluiminium, 2 zinc,
3 magnesium.

GAMBIA: 2 bags of sand 3 bags of charcoal and 2 gallons of palm oil

What's tha business?

Bags of sand? Lmaoooo

texazzpete:
Cringing really hard at your abbreviation of 'because' to 'bcox'.

It appears I even overestimated you intellectual capacity and some downward revision is in order.


People spent good money to educate you. You have wasted their funds and their precious time

This is disgraceful.

You seriously have issues.. Wow! It's too early for all these. Pls have a nice day before u ruin my wonderful Tuesday.

texazzpete:
In your profile picture, you look vaguely intelligent. It's clear this is misleading, given the sheer inanity of your post.

I wish God punished you as harshly for your mistakes as you wish for this young girl. Perhaps then you'd understand.

Was about explaining what I meant by my comment before I saw d last paragraph of ur comment. I'm very happy to have disappointed u bcox u don't sound intelligent either.. Won't bother looking at ur profile pix bcox it would be a waste of time..

texazzpete:
In your profile picture, you look vaguely intelligent. It's clear this is misleading, given the sheer inanity of your post.

I wish God punished you as harshly for your mistakes as you wish for this young girl. Perhaps then you'd understand.

Was about explaining what I meant by my comment before I saw d last paragraph of ur comment. I'm very happy to have disappointed u bcox u don't sound intelligent either.. Won't bother looking at our profile pix bcox it would be a waste of time..

We now encourage sexual immorality. Let's see how it goes.

Congratulobia...

adewumiopeyemi:
8. Can you even imagine?

lmao..

Nellybank:
Am even righteous dan you talk more of these phd holders in criminology and corruption

okay..

Nellybank:
His final mansion before FIRE MOUNTAIN were he will meet good people like PMB, ATIbaba, TINU, OBK and oda big boys in nigeria

OP said u should rate his house and not show us his fire mountain. What makes u think that you are more righteous than he is?

metronaija3:
https://i1.wp.com/www.playground.ng/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/img_3273-1.jpg?w=768

What does this picture has to do with the building? Nawaoo..

[quote author=blueto post=48365921][/quote]lol.. U wicked o

[quote author=blueto post=48365921][/quote]lol.. U wicked oo

FengChui:
Babe, you've got a mail.

okay
.. Will check it

elmisti:
wetin u want make i talk na

Lol... If u ask me, na who I go ask?

elmisti:
ok

oluseyiforjesus:
K

How market?

Good and bad news.. Her father was wrong but she was also wrong..

Happy bday dear.. U re so cute just like every other August baby.. #TeamAugust#