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NwaNimo1:
I said the woman pounced on my Dick when I wasn't looking just as she was walking in.....

She believed me the first 3 times....

MrUGOOOoo2453:
Change your winning status today!!!!
Boost your financial status today!!!!!...see details below

darbeelicous:
hehehe...... Making cake and cooking rice with sand..... Using stone as meat or fish or egg..... Using grass as vegetable and spice..... And using extra sand as salt.....




Hmmm....... Good times.

Atmmachine:

You belong to the kitchen

Why not go to the kitchen and make me some garri

Women shouldn't talk or watch football, this is how foolish they sound

Soccer is not about coming to the field to show your dance skills ??

Okocha taught Ronaldinho how to play football (i can show you a couple of videos)

Ronaldinho was the show master, won several trophies for Barcelona

Even though he was an attacking midfielder

You're too small and ignorant to remember what Okocha did for Bolton wanderers

You're too dumb to Know​ he did an amazing job for PSG

Women are naturally dumb

CocaineSniffer:
used to pound this girl's ¬pussy hard back then in secondary school

iyke649:
Can I pm you if you don't mind. I was thinking it would be nicer knowing you on a more closer range

iyke649:
U look cute dear.

littlewonders:
Tboss isn't Nigerian she could have possibly sang anthem of Romania

0b10010011:
You talk truth!

Dude na confirmed village brought up who luckily got opportuned to go school and could still not learn from the institution as it totally had no impact on him.


very crude dude. Has absolutely nothing to offer

karpentar:
I love you too

HarkymTheOracle:

tk4rd:
Is the car always open.??





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GIVE US THE PICTURES OF IT CLOSED..
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*Modified.
Here are some closed photos..

beetown:
eyah....fine certificate and a wonderful grade.

Lemme celebrate my first FTC on nairaland.
I wonna give a shalat to my family,especially my mum for always believing in me. Mummy God bless you.
MTN this would be impossible without you.
I also want to thank myself for being so jobless

And for the ones who're yet to get FTC please never give up, if I can make it then you can too, your time is coming

Victoriousvic:
Am I the only one who didn't understand the topic abi title of the thread?

I thought a certain somebody called Kuddi died, and those were his last words.

darbeelicous:
cute peeps
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.I don't like twins, just don't know y.......

myking95:
Garbage ni? Do u know wat ur saying? That ride is a vintage ride which depending on its history of owners could be worth hundreds of thousands of dollars in future. Besides the luxury inside the EXCLUSIVE limo beats even 2020 Camry. Gold platings, handmade craftings, ...well....

charlesadams926:
Take the child back to his dad you fame hungry monster!!! He is an heir not a baby mama nonsense drama!

teedawson:
I was hoping this one would have made it.


Mavrodian {Maev-roe-diaen} - A lobotomised type of Bonobo monkey* chractererised by extreme greed, irrationality and complete rejection of logic.
Habitat: Found all over the world but with the highest concentration in West Africa.
Character traits:- Immoral, unconscionable sociopath with a fondness for miraculous returns of 30% based on other people's money.
Prone to believe in miracles and unicorns. Unbelievable capacity for self-deception. Inability to accept the truth.
Distinguishing features:- The only known species in the whole of creation to proudly bear the name of its exploiter.
Rallying call in the wild: 'PH / GH!'. 'Together, we will keep showing our stupidity!', 'Na your money?'
Population: Depressingly Large. For males, the impending economic loss will {hopefully} reduce chances of gene propagation. Survival instinct may push the females to reproduce with non-mavrodians species resulting in a dilution of Mavrodian traits.
Redeeming features: Apart from the entertainment value and as warnings to young children, absolutely none.

*With deep and sincere apologies to actual Bonobo monkeys.

Naughtytboy:
a friend got w3 for 31k in Abuja last week