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Luckysbab:
It’s not yet too late to give him a treat though. Even if it’s Indomie and eggs

I will make him something.

Westerhoffe:
Of course I want to be one… it's the pride of any responsible man. No fooling around.
Not yet.

Alright.

Luckysbab:
Okay then, happy mama’s day in advance too

Beth why?

Gracias.
No reason.

Westerhoffe:
Sure you do?
What do you think I meant?

I think so.
You want to be one. You're married right?

Westerhoffe:
Mmm… it will sure be a miracle to be a dad by next year.

Oh, I understand now.

Westerhoffe:
Thanks.

Next year? Then it will be a miracle!

You're welcome.

Yes, because I doubt there's another mother's day happening this year. It'll be a miracle because?

Luckysbab:

I can barely relate

I'm wishing you in advance.

Luckysbab:
You made some special dishes for dad?

No, I didn't.

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Westerhoffe:
Mmm… yea… it would be nice if i were one.

And thanks for the wish.

I'll wish you too on Mother's Day.

I'm wishing you in advance.

You're welcome.

I'd be expecting it next year.

ThoniaSlim:

Oh wow!

I'll give my dad a warm hug and thank him for being a good dad. I don't have money yet, I would have given him a nice wristwatch.

folake4u:
Happy Father's Day to all the amazing fathers and potential fathers. You are greatly loved.

The redpillers and misogynists can collect theirs from Andy Tate.

😂😂😂The bolded made me laugh hard.

Luckysbab:
Na you dey enjoy so 😃

Happy Father's day. 🎉

Westerhoffe:
Maybe I'm one then.

That'd be nice.

Happy Father's day! I hope today brings you all the joy and love you deserve.

Don't tell me you're not a father, you'll be one someday. Just say thank you.

Ashawoman82:
can't remember the leaf but I kid u not, any Lagos born understand what I'm saying... Infact it was made compulsory by the landlords irrespective of ur faith... Legend has it that any household without the leaf on their door would die.... Of course I never witnessed or heard any death concerning it, but like I said even if u didn't believe your landlord will still put the leave at the gate entrance..so definitely everybody complied

Wow! That's interesting. Thank you for explaining.

Ashawoman82:
in the early early 2000s as a kid then, I remember a particular time all families were told to put that leaf on their door, my family did it.. I think he's right, it was a popular practice in lag in those days...

Do you remember the leaf? What did the ghost do to the living?

Westerhoffe:
And how did you think I might be a doctor?

You sounded like one.

Westerhoffe:
If your gall bladder get's hit, you have less than 3 minutes to live.

Livelystone01:
The day someone will look for him offline ehn, he is a very annoying person even though he has a right to his opinion.

😂 That would be taking things too far. And yes, he's entitled to his opinion even though his cho cho cho is too much.

Meritjoshua:
well thanks for the corrëction. It mean a lot, i won't repeat such next time

You're welcome.

I was smiling till I saw your signature.

Luckysbab:
Eseun mama. How has it been on this street?

It's been wild, but I remain unruffled.

Livelystone01:
Lol, so you've noticed too?
The guy is one very funny personality on Twitter.

Of course.

Westerhoffe:
Negative...
I'm not.

Okay.

Westerhoffe:
You're suspecting yourself…

Cool thanks!

Anny69 is no execption.


I should have typed that earlier.

I'm being serious.

Meritjoshua:
kilode? Did i offend you? Am only looking for solution

Pols undergrad still using "am" instead of "I'm" smh.

vincenteger:
What is there
Just leave your John thomas with her
You can always go to collect it when you come back from school.

😂😂😂

1Sharon:
Hi, it's been over 2 years...

Oh, alright. Thank you.

Westerhoffe:
You can say that over and over again man…
They got no iota of shame.

I'm an exception.

talented321:
Na wa o, me u and come register d same day

😂Well, I'm not new here sha.

1Sharon:
I remember when nairaland men used to say women w/o any profile pic were ugly.

Anyway..you're just a troll, you've only been here for 2 months and you're already rocking the boat.

What's your old moniker?

Hi, how many years have you been using your braces?

talented321:
No, i am looking for a strict woman who know her value and that of her husband, not the one who care only about herself. say u get?

Good luck.

Westerhoffe:
If your gall bladder get's hit, you have less than 3 minutes to live.

Omg! I didn't know this. Are you a doctor?