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Westerhoffe:
Funny?

Abemy:
I consider this self consolation, you don't actually mean it that way.

Meritjoshua:
My brother(egbôn adugbo) was feeling experimental so he set up a 3some with one of his babe. I, him and his babe. It started off really nice until i noticed that they were way more into eachother. I had to give them room, they bearly noticed my absence. No more party unless i'm the star of the show.
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My ex had a major fetish of using a hair brush during s£x. She would massage her public area with tooth brush or any thing she j lay her hand on while i thrust from the back. She never allowed me to bleep her pûssy she claimed she wasn't ready to lose her virginity. It was weird but she loves it that way.
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This happened with my current babe, a white garment member. We decide to try anal s£x for the first time, but boom everywhere became messey. There was shit all over the bed. Since then we have decided never to have anal s£x

EmptyGarden:
Well, since she’s the only woman left in the world… go right ahead. SMH! Na covetousness Dey worry you!

Westerhoffe:


Fighting over a woman is the last thing I'll ever do.

If she can't be loyal, she can go.

But to see her with another guy, and start fighting the guy because of her, that is a NO NO NO.

If I were this guy, I'll even go to the guy, whine him properly for dating my sister without my permission and collect my share from him.

Who have time for fights?
Nonsense.

Sunnyday23:
The money tecno spends on publicity can actually be used to improve their phones

EmiDior:
As in downloading a guy's pics and start masturbating to his ass.

Is this possible?

Gays in the house, help by educating us!!!

Westerhoffe:
Have you killed one before?

Westerhoffe:

With syringe and needle?

Westerhoffe:


This one that everyone is claiming Mercy Johnson, let me do my own claiming too!

Mercy Johnson, I'm your brother too o!
We just happened to be from a different tribe.

Westerhoffe:
Yes…
Now you know I'm right.

Can you slaughter a goat?

Westerhoffe:
No… not anyhow, it is.

Westerhoffe:
I do…
You can't because you're used to gooooorrrreeee!!

Westerhoffe:
It is creepy… come on!

Westerhoffe:
Maybe is same as yes...

Westerhoffe:
You'd sure like the gore…

Westerhoffe:
It is.
Is that how you look?

Westerhoffe:
That's creepy of a picture.

Anny505:
Untamed

siofra:
I'm not capping. I'm serious. Better to be a single woman in Nigeria, than marry.

siofra:
Very wrong. You have no idea about the HUGE number of Nigerian women choosing to stay single in 2023 than deal with men. You truly have no frigging idea.

TheSourcerer:
Dennis Rader, aka The BTK Killer
BTK stands for Beat Torture and kill

He would stalk and break into his victims' houses to wait for them before he killed them. He hid in homes and watched people go about their lives, sometimes even sleeping there. WHAT THE Bleep

As the name stand be would beat victims for days , torture them and kill them mostly in their homes . What in the heavenly Bleep !!!


Oh boy this guy could torture , and he went under the rader for a long time very calm and collected , but a psychopath

Luckysbab:
Understandable. You sef try and be a ‘good girl’ online and offline.

UYEMDO35:
It's very simple to go about it, that's, if you don't want him to see you as a very cheap girl.
You can use his friends or relatives as a point of contact to get through to him.. just walk to dem and tell dem how you feel about the guy... Dey will relate your message to your crush and if possible your crush has some feelings for you, he will come to you and profess his love for you ... Who knows whether he might be secretly admiring you.

Luckysbab:
Omo daada bi Shawarma

Luckysbab:
Errrmmm… Invite me when the package is ready

Luckysbab:
By the way, no diaries again?

Goldstear:
I had a relationship with a particular girl when I was 22. She was around 21 then and we had a wonderful relationship. I can swear i would never get bored of that lady.

We had a fall out. Actually, she fell out of love at a point and started fucking every Tunde, Chike and Usman. She even set me up at a point.

I have had several relationship since then, even in school and after school. I have never met anyone close to being as okay as she was. Her love was genuine and I can tell you for free that I kind of caused what made the relationship bad back then.

I want to get access to her but don't know how.