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Youruba movie industry, also known as ANTP, indicates that one of the actress, Silifa Ladeji famously known as Silifonia on Wednesday was beaten to death by her lover during a misapprehension.

A close friend of the late Silifa Ladeji, who is also an actress, said that Silifa who was heavily pregnant before her sudden demise had been a victim of battery and assault in the hands of her lover. It was gathered that the suspect is currently at large, while the corpse of Silifonia has been deposited at an undisclosed mortuary. Very sad at how valuable lives are lost out of an inability to control emotions.
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The father of late King of pop , Michael Jackson, was rushed to an undisclosed hospital for treatment after he went down with stroke.
According to his spokeswoman, Howansky, the 84-year old went to a Las Vegas hospital late Wednesday night when he had trouble standing up and walking.



She says he was having pains in his head but reports he is feeling fine and should be released on Friday.
The late former manager of “Jackson 5” called one of his close friends to complain about his health, who then drove him to the hospital for immediate medical attention.
Joe’s wife, Katherine, who doesn’t live with him is said to be on her way to Las Vegas from her Los Angeles home where she resides with her late famous son’s kids.
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Accidents have claimed 124 lives on roads in Lagos State, Southwest Nigeria in the last 10 months, according to records obtained from the Lagos State Government.
The records obtained from the state government’s agency, the Lagos State Traffic Management Authority, LASTMA on Wednesday revealed that 619 accidents involving 1,204 vehicles with 124 people killed occurred on Lagos roads between January and October, 2012.

While 633 commercial and 571 private vehicles were involved in the accidents, 80 male and 44 female lost their lives in the ghastly motor accidents.
The records showed that 481 persons were injured in the accidents. These include 309 male and 172 female.
Out of the 619 road accidents recorded, 94 of them were fatal, 159 serious and 366 minor accidents.
A breakdown of the accidents showed that 18 were recorded in January with 26 commercial and 12 private vehicles involved while 10 people were injured but no loss of lives.
The situation was different in February as 81 accident scenes were recorded involving 82 commercial and 71 private vehicles, with 11 persons, seven male and four female losing their lives and 37 people injured.
In March, the accidents rate dropped as 41 accident scenes were recorded, involving 43 commercial and 34 private vehicles, but the number of death rose to 22 involving 12 male and 10 female while 44 people were injured.
Accident rate dropped in April, with 29 scenes recorded, involving 38 commercial and 25 private vehicles, with mortality rate standing at seven and the number of injured at 21.
In May, 55 accidents were recorded, involving 58 commercial and 38 private vehicles, leading to the demise of six people, with 46 people injured.
The government’s record also showed that 60 accidents were recorded in June, involving 77 commercial and 59 private vehicles, with 10 people involved, seven male and three female losing their lives and 48 people injured.
The record also showed that 81 accidents occurred in July, involving 69 commercial and 72 private vehicles, with 17 people losing their lives while 58 people were injured.
In August, the record revealed that 71 accidents were recorded involving 56 commercial and 86 private vehicles with 13 people,11 male and two female losing their lives and 99 people injured.
The statistics revealed that there were more accidents and death in the ‘ember’ months as the accident rate rose astronomically to 90 in September involving 97 commercial and 77 private vehicles, claiming 17 lives with 45 people injured.
The accident rate rose further to 93 in October, with 87 commercial and 97 private vehicles involved, claiming 21 lives and 73 people injured.
The statistics revealed that commercial vehicles were more reckless on roads, thus recording 633 accidents in the last 10 months as against the 571 recorded by private vehicles.
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A girl always insisted that men take her
2 KFC & mr biggs 4 flexing b4 going 2
hotel room & when she
usually gets 2 the hotel room, she
makes a planned call 2 her room
mate and a partner in crime saying
"Hi Steph, its unfair that u gals
abandoned me after i was tested
positive to HIV, my doctor said i
will be fine wit my pills, and now am
about having good fun with my man."
And the men always ran 4 their
dear lives.

On this day she met with Akpors
my Guy, and they where in a
hotel room after much Flexing at KFC,
she repeated her usual trick. Akpors
after hearing her
conversation, picked up his Phone &
called a friend saying "Eazy
my man, guess what? I have finally met
a girl that is HIV positive like
me & now she is in the bathroom with
only a towel on & me I have decided to
do it without condoms. Infact, we are
going to to have s*x till morning! Plus I
have decided 2
marry her, bye".

The girl collapsed.
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A girl always insisted that men take her
2 KFC & mr biggs 4 flexing b4 going 2
hotel room & when she
usually gets 2 the hotel room, she
makes a planned call 2 her room
mate and a partner in crime saying
"Hi Steph, its unfair that u gals
abandoned me after i was tested
positive to HIV, my doctor said i
will be fine wit my pills, and now am
about having good fun with my man."
And the men always ran 4 their
dear lives.

On this day she met with Akpors
my Guy, and they where in a
hotel room after much Flexing at KFC,
she repeated her usual trick. Akpors
after hearing her
conversation, picked up his Phone &
called a friend saying "Eazy
my man, guess what? I have finally met
a girl that is HIV positive like
me & now she is in the bathroom with
only a towel on & me I have decided to
do it without condoms. Infact, we are
going to to have s*x till morning! Plus I
have decided 2
marry her, bye".

The girl collapsed.
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A girl always insisted that men take her
2 KFC & mr biggs 4 flexing b4 going 2
hotel room & when she
usually gets 2 the hotel room, she
makes a planned call 2 her room
mate and a partner in crime saying
"Hi Steph, its unfair that u gals
abandoned me after i was tested
positive to HIV, my doctor said i
will be fine wit my pills, and now am
about having good fun with my man."
And the men always ran 4 their
dear lives.

On this day she met with Akpors
my Guy, and they where in a
hotel room after much Flexing at KFC,
she repeated her usual trick. Akpors
after hearing her
conversation, picked up his Phone &
called a friend saying "Eazy
my man, guess what? I have finally met
a girl that is HIV positive like
me & now she is in the bathroom with
only a towel on & me I have decided to
do it without condoms. Infact, we are
going to to have s*x till morning! Plus I
have decided 2
marry her, bye".

The girl collapsed.
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Jazzgreen: Lolzzzz. U madt ooo

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The Islamist militant group, Boko Haram, has distributed a letter requesting dialogue with the Federal Government.

The letter, which was sent through head of journalists in Borno State, Aba Kakami, came less than 72 hours after a double suicide bombing led to the death of at least 17 people at the Protestant Military Church, Armed Forces Command and Staff College in Jaji, Kaduna State.

Kakami has often received and distributed statements from the sect.

According to an international news agency, Reuters, the letter was signed by Sheik Abu Mohammed Ibn Abdulazeez, a man known in security sources to be a moderate senior member of the sect.

The letter, if genuine, would mark a change of departure of tactics by the group which has been been responsible for many bombings in the country.

Nearly 3,000 people have died violent deaths related to the conflict since the sect launched its uprising in 2009, according to a count by Human Rights Watch. Boko Haram has replaced militancy in the oil-rich Niger Delta over that time to become the biggest security threat to Nigeria.

Communication with Boko Haram , which wants imposition of sharia on Nigeria, has been even more sporadic than normal since the military killed its spokesman, Abu Qaqa, in September.

Abdulazeez first contacted journalists in Maiduguri earlier this month, setting conditions for peace talks in the teleconference and nominating former Head of State, Muhammadu Buhari , as a mediator. Buhari has since declined the offer.

“We are by this letter of invitation to our respected elders proving to government that we are not joking with the government, but we are awaiting the response of those concerned,” Abdulazeez said in the letter.

Abdulazeez said he was speaking on behalf of Abubakar Shekau, the sect’s leader.

But even if Abdulazeez does represent Shekau, the extent to which Boko Haram is controlled by Shekau is in doubt, and analysts think military pressure has fragmented it.

The letter nominated Imam Gabchiya, an official of the University of Maiduguri, Borno State as mediator.

There was no immediate reaction from Federal Government officials, but President Goodluck Jonathan had said on November 18 that no talks were going on with Boko Haram .

The handover of the letter came three days after the army offered a N290m bounty for information leading to the capture of 19 leading members of the sect.

Meanwhile, the Chief of Defence Staff, Admiral Olasa’ad Ibrahim, has said that due process will be followed in meting out punishment to soldiers on duty when suicide bombers attacked the military church in Jaji on Sunday

Ibrahim, who was in Kaduna on Tuesday, noted that the board set up to investigate the twin attacks would spell out the appropriate punishment.

He described the incident as sad and pointed out that the military would put some mechanism in place to forestall future occurrence.

The CDS, who spoke with newsmen shortly after visiting the scene, argued that the explosions were least expected.

He said, “We expect that the Board of Enquiry will reflect blame worthiness of the few and then we will treat it on its merit, but we cannot pre-empt what took place and how the bomb-laden vehicles got into the cantonment.

“We also respect due process and the rule of law and there are codes out there that we must insist on because those are the only ways we can render justice but the report itself is the only thing that can define precisely who is to blame and who is not to be blamed and who is to be rewarded for exemplary actions.

“Perhaps with the lesson now, we could not afford to take anything for granted. So, we will put it behind us quickly after the board of inquiry and then we will put some other mechanisms in place to prevent such incident in the future.”

Also,Canada has warned its citizens against all un-essential travels to Nigeria.

In its travel advisory accessed by one of our correspondents on Tuesday, Canada said that “terrorist attacks could occur at any time and could target locations frequented by expatriates and foreign travellers, including hotels, bars, markets and shopping centres.”

It therefore enjoined Canadians “to maintain a high level of security awareness in these public areas.”

The travel warning noted that there have been a number of large scale coordinated terrorist attacks over the last few months.

The United Kingdom had in its website, on Monday, also warned its citizens against travels to Borno and Yobe states as well as the riverine areas of Delta, Bayelsa, Rivers, Akwa Ibom and Cross River states. Its specifically listed Warri and Kano among the no go areas.

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On Sunday 2nd December 2012, FAB Magazine will host another stylish evening of celebration with the 3rd edition of its FAB Night Out at the Landmark Village, Victoria Island, Lagos.

Hosted by Nigerian comedian, Basketmouth and media personality, Toolz, the event kicking off at 6 PM with a black carpet session, will host a lot of VIP guests from the world of entertainment, fashion, business and lifestyle.


At the FAB Night Out, awards will be presented to winners in 26 categories voted by the public and 3 lifetime achievement awards as decided by FAB Magazine, will be given to the Fashion Icon of the year, Fabulous African Business and Fabulous African Business Person.

According to a rep for the fashion publication, some of the most celebrated names in the Nigerian music industry including eLDee and Trybe 2.0 (Aramide, Sojay & K9), Darey and the Soul Muzik crew (Mo’Eazy, Seyi Shay and Zaina) as well as Brymo from Chocolate City and Aje Butter, will perform their hit tracks live.

Presenting some of their most creative pieces at the awards ceremony, are some of your most loved designers which include Nigeria’s Mai Atafo Inspired, Ghana’s Christie Brown and UK’s AsakeOge.

Apart from fashion and music, there would

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FATHERLY LOVE.

Sidhi Siddharth Sinune is a six month old baby girl who crawls behind the snakes and shrieks in delight as it weaves through her tiny legs.

While her parents are away working in the fields in a rural Indian village in Maharashtra, the baby girl pats the reptile and even playfully bites its tail.

The non-venomous snake could easily squeeze Sidhi to death or swallow her whole.

But her father, Siddharth Sinune, said he cannot afford to buy her toys – instead he brings home his prey from his job as a snake catcher.

Before putting them back in the forests, he keeps them at home for his only daughter’s amusement.

Siddharth said: ‘Sidhi has an unusual bonding with the snakes and surprisingly they too like to play with her.

He said ‘Being a poor farmer, I can’t buy her costly toys but I can get her snakes to play with.

Why don't we borrow a leave here and become such a caring parent too, who is always ready to make his/her children happy wether their is money or not. for more news www.anodebe..com fore jokes www.facebook.com/anodebe.blog

**SAD News!**
Akpors Sacked From School!
Baba Akpors: Akpors, why
are you home so early
today?
Any problem in your school? Akpors: Papa, Miss Uju said I
should leave her class
because she asked when is her
next period and I told
her next month.
She told me Not to return to her class again! for more jokes and gossip, news www.facebook.com/tonison.news

**SAD News!**
Akpors Sacked From School!
Baba Akpors: Akpors, why
are you home so early
today?
Any problem in your school? Akpors: Papa, Miss Uju said I
should leave her class
because she asked when is her
next period and I told
her next month.
She told me Not to return to her class again! for more jokes and gossip, news www.facebook.com/tonison.news

**SAD News!**
Akpors Sacked From School!
Baba Akpors: Akpors, why
are you home so early
today?
Any problem in your school? Akpors: Papa, Miss Uju said I
should leave her class
because she asked when is her
next period and I told
her next month.
She told me Not to return to her class again! for more jokes and gossip, news www.facebook.com/tonison.news

**SAD News!**
Akpors Sacked From School!
Baba Akpors: Akpors, why
are you home so early
today?
Any problem in your school? Akpors: Papa, Miss Uju said I
should leave her class
because she asked when is her
next period and I told
her next month.
She told me Not to return to her class again! for more jokes and gossip, news www.facebook.com/tonison.news

An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news

A real story that happened in Ukraine:
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ЛПЇЇЇЙКр хфцнбёэш.Пщьабж Ґндфюд
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бьцфяюш идьюф.
Really a touching story!! I sobbed after reading this story
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An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol.
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An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news

An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news

An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news

An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news

An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news

An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news

An 11 year old girl realized
that she had started to grow
hair
between her legs. she got
worried and asked her Mom
about the hair. Her mom calmly said."That
part where hair has grown is
called
a monkey, be proud that your
monkey has grown hair."
Next morning at breakfast she told her sister."My monkey
has grown hair."Her sister
smiled
and said."that's nothing, mine
is already eating banana's."
#Her Mom fainted lol. FOR MORE JOKES www.facebook.com/tonison.news

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news