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WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS

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WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

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WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

Best answers for stupid questions:

1. Someone calls you at 2 a.m in the night and asks
you
"are you sleeping?" Answer: No,I'm counting stars

2. When its raining and someone notices you going
out yet they ask: are you going out in this rain??
Answer: No in the next one

3. You're making out with a girl then you start pulling
her pants then she asks:
what are you trying to do?
Answer: i want to wash your panties for you 4 They see you comin out of the bathroomwet, they
ask: did you just have a bath?
Answer: no, i fell into the toilet bowl

5. You standing right in front of the elevator on the
ground floor going to your office,yet they ask: going
up? Answer: no, i'm waiting for my office to come down
and
get me!

6. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of
flowers
and you still ask him: are those flowers?
Answer: no baby, they're carrots!

7. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a
friend sees you and asks:
what are you doing here?
Answer: i'm here to pay my school fees!

9. When people see you lying down with your eyes
closed, they still ask: are
you sleeping??
Answer: No! I'm practising how to die

10. When just got home back from an outing and
someone asks: are you back? Answer: No, i'm just about going out.
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One Warri Pastor was praying for a man possessed with demon. He said in the name of Jesus, what do you want from this man? Speak up before I cast you into the abyss! The demon answered, I want him to win the American lotto draw, worth #200billion tonight. The Pastor lowered the microphone and whispered: get out of him and enter into me.... For more jokes click and like this page www.facebook.com/tonison.news

[color=#990000][/color]Akpors and johnny went for
an interview for
employment.johnny was the
first to enter the interviewing
office..(the manager asking
johnny questions)
Manager:who was the first
millitary head of state in
Nigeria.. Johnny:General
Aguyi Ironsi.. Manager:when
was the North and southern
protectorate in Nigeria
Almagamated..
Johnny:1914.. Manager:dats
gud of you..Question no 3,is
it true that the cure for hiv/
aids is discovered..
Johnny:eehm..yes but not
scientifically proven...
Manager:good way of
answering questions,pls can
you wait for us outside and
we will attend to you later...
(when johnny went outside
akpors asked him)..
Akpors: johnny, what are the
questions and please tell me
the answers??..
(as johnny was about to tell
akpors the questions and
answer,the manager shouted
from inside `NEXT'..akpors
then said to Johnny)..
Akpors:ok tell me only the
answers..
Johnny:answer to number 1
is:General Aguyi
Ironsi,number 2 is=1914,
number 3 is=yes but not
scientifically proven
(mumu Akpors got to d
interview, after exchanging
greetings, d manager told
him to sit down)
manager:Please sir, What is
ur name?
Akpors : General Aguyi
Ironsi.. (manager became
confused)
Manager:please what year
where u born?
Akpors:1914
Manager: (angrily, he
shouted at Akpors)!! are u
mad?!!!
Akpors: Yes, but not
scientifically proven.
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Akpors: Dad,whats the difference between
'potential' and 'reality'?

Dad turns to wife: would u sleep with George W.
Bush for $1 million?
Wife: Of course, I will never waste that opportunity.

Dad turns to daughter: Would u sleep with Brat Pitt
fo $1 million?

Daughter: Yes! He is my fantasy.
Dad turns to elder son: Would u sleep with Tom
Cruise for $1 million?

Eldest son: Why not? Imagine what I would do with
that money.

Dad turns to his youngest son Akpors: U see
son, 'potentially' we are sitting with multimillionair
es BUT in 'reality' we are sitting with two
prostitutes and one Gay idiot.
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A black man entered a
restaurant with a bag of
bananas. He sat next 2 a
white man who had a baboon
pet. After a while the black
man had 2 visit the toilet so
he asked the white man 2
safe keep his bag of
bananas. When he returned
he found his bag empty and
asked the white man where
his bananas went. The white
man pointed @ his baboon
pet and said, "Ask your
brother, he ate them."
The black man said nothing
but sat down wheezing with
wrath. Later the white man
also had 2 visit the toilet so
he asked the black man 2
watch his baboon 4 him. The
black man agreed. When the
white man returned he found
his baboon dead and with
great anger asked the black
man why he had killed his
baboon. The black man
smiled @ him and said, "It's
family matters, don't
interfere!"
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father: junior tell me ur result
Junior: ok dad
English F9
Maths F9
Physics F9
Chemistry F9
Biology F9
Agric C6
Econs F9
Geography F9
Yoruba A1

Father: you can still become a doctor

Junior: dad, you mean with this result I can still become a doctor.

Father: why not, with your C6 in agric you will be able to pluck herbs and with A1 in Yoruba you will be able to recite incantations.
You can become a native doctor
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father: junior tell me ur result
Junior: ok dad
English F9
Maths F9
Physics F9
Chemistry F9
Biology F9
Agric C6
Econs F9
Geography F9
Yoruba A1

Father: you can still become a doctor

Junior: dad, you mean with this result I can still become a doctor.

Father: why not, with your C6 in agric you will be able to pluck herbs and with A1 in Yoruba you will be able to recite incantations.
You can become a native doctor
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MIND YOUR LANGUAGE....lol
There were these 4 Guys..
>a Russian..
>a German..
>an American..
> & a Frencman...
Who found this small genie
bottle.When they rubbed the
bottle,a Genie appeared.
Thankful that the guys had
released him out of the
bottle,he said,
.
.
"Next to you all,are 4
swimming pools.
I will give each of you a wish.
When you run towards the
pool & jump,you must shout
what you want the pool of
water to become & then your
wish will come true.
.
.
The Frenchman wanted to
start .
He ran towards the pool
jumped & shouted,'WINE'.
The Pool immediately
changed into a pool of wine,
& the Frenchman was happily
swimming & drinking from
the pool.
.
.
Next,the Russian ran to a
differen t pool &
shouted,'VODKA!' &
immersed himself into a pool
of Vodka equally as happy as
the German.
.
.
Next the German ran to a
different pool & shouted
'BEER' & immerse d himself
into a Pool of Beer ofkos
equally as happy as the other
two.
.
.
Lastly,the American eager for
his chance was running
towards a different pool
when he suddenly stepped on
a banana peel,slipped on it
towards the pool & shouted,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SHIT!!!!!

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MIND YOUR LANGUAGE....lol
There were these 4 Guys..
>a Russian..
>a German..
>an American..
> & a Frencman...
Who found this small genie
bottle.When they rubbed the
bottle,a Genie appeared.
Thankful that the guys had
released him out of the
bottle,he said,
.
.
"Next to you all,are 4
swimming pools.
I will give each of you a wish.
When you run towards the
pool & jump,you must shout
what you want the pool of
water to become & then your
wish will come true.
.
.
The Frenchman wanted to
start .
He ran towards the pool
jumped & shouted,'WINE'.
The Pool immediately
changed into a pool of wine,
& the Frenchman was happily
swimming & drinking from
the pool.
.
.
Next,the Russian ran to a
differen t pool &
shouted,'VODKA!' &
immersed himself into a pool
of Vodka equally as happy as
the German.
.
.
Next the German ran to a
different pool & shouted
'BEER' & immerse d himself
into a Pool of Beer ofkos
equally as happy as the other
two.
.
.
Lastly,the American eager for
his chance was running
towards a different pool
when he suddenly stepped on
a banana peel,slipped on it
towards the pool & shouted,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
SHIT!!!!!

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