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doggedfighter:



“I saw Juliana, Abawa, who were my girlfriends. They now share gospel words in the city. I also saw Abunagu, Tongee Thomas, Ishaya Again who were my aged grades. They were very happy to see me join them in the cool city.


This must be a joke


There, food is served free and in large quantity. Heaven is indeed an interesting place and I wish I never came back to the world.
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Hunger





And why's this tale by moonlight so long

I swear this is what got me laughing the most. Why the heck would you need food as a spiritual entity?

He even said angels were sharing pamphlets

iamphenomenal:
Honestly I'm so irritated by anything homo
I've terminated many series halfway just because I sighted a homosexual scene
I can be watching a movie but once I see any homosexual act, I end the movie immediately

Guy this is extremely repulsive to me personally

This was me a few years back. I didn't watch movies as much back then but I read a lot. Any book where it seemed there were signs of the main character or an important side character being gay, I would instantly stop reading. I recall a book I really enjoyed until the MC kissed another guy and I stopped.

However, I've gradually become desensitized to it. Maybe the brainwashing is working and it's becoming normal to me.

What do you guys think about same-sex relationships?

As for me, I don't really care about it as long as it doesn't get in my face. So long as I and my family and close friends are normal, I don't mind what others get to.

But, I've been watching a lot of movies and series lately and I keep seeing a lot of same-sex relationships. Hollywood is really working hard to push the LGBT narrative to the point it seems normal.

Your opinions on this?

Actually, I'd just keep my money. Why pick one?

detectivejones:
Disgusting...so now we'ie not even sure if the chicken we're eating has been penetrated by a weirdo.

I swear, nothing is safe anymore.

Stop eet. Oroma no go downgrade

I really needed a good laugh this night and this had me LOL. WTF?! Guys like this actually still exist?!!

VeryWickedMan, what did you do to them?

Man, I laughed going through this thread.

And somehow, despite how Nigerians are eager to record everything, no one videoed it...

I'm thinking lies.

giveaway, free, food, money, cash. Any combination of the preceding words.

Templee333:
even my little finger can't enter the hole when i tried it. Should i use broomstick?

WTF did I just read?!!!

Nigga must be pained. Just don't forget to prepare another house to move to.

Phimzy:
An ugly face is a turn off for me

I swear, the first thing I look at is the face.

I prefer a good-looking face to boobs or a nice ass.

Just saw this on my CL and I'm not sure whether to believe it's real or not.

At least your dad tried to hide his. Mine even brought his own into the house, sent her to uni and is now surprised when she's left.

Its a sign of the end times.

What's a friend? Can you eat it?

Cypress042:
In the generation we find ourselves today, is very difficult to different between sane and insane people.

Anyways

Her dressing is her problem, not mine

I swear, it's only me and like ten other people in this world that are sane.

Bornbiafra:
Special information for people who want to get their own pound of flesh from these loan Apps.
I have been getting many DMs. In a day I get nothing less than 15requests to teach how to make loan Apps not to access your contacts.
I decided to make it open like this, knowing fully well that more than 25% of members here are loan shark agents but there's nothing they can do.

They're ITI BORIBOs, they're stark iliter.ates... there's no way Chinese people can employ intelligent people to do loan shark funds recovery jobs. You can see the kind of English they type. Most of them are school dropouts.

So back to the main issue. These steps I'm teaching/showing you now have worked for these Apps: 9Credit, NCash, CashLion, TrueNaira, KashKash,Oxloan, Icredit, Sparkle Naira, Okash, Easycredit, LCredit, Naira9ja and Cashmall. Other Apps no gree give our team members money. And atleast we've owed this apps more than 25days and more without defamation. They only send WhatsApp messages. Most of them are tired already.

1. Long press on App Icon.
2. Go to App information (i)
3. Clear Cache and Mobile Data.
4. Deny all access there.
5. Off Background mobile Data sharing
6. Now Force Stop
7. Uninstall!!!

*****Do this for all Apps
8. Go to your Facebook.
9. Go to settings.
10. Scroll down to offline activities.
11. Off everything offable there.(you will see those loan apps there, they always go there and hack it and get more contact details.)
12. Off that offline activities even for future purposes.
13. Deny Facebook, Instagram and other Apps from reaching your contacts or phone.
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14. Go to Settings on your Android phone
15. Go to Accounts.
16. Click on all the Gmail accounts on your phone.
17. Stop synchronization of anything there.
18. Click on the mail address.
19. You will see many options like sharing of people's details and contacts to third party apps... Stop everything!!!.
20. Save your new settings.
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21. Go to Chrome browser on your phone.
22. Type www.googlecontacts.com.
23. You will see all the contacts you saved in your Google accounts.
24. Select all and click export as vcf.
25. Save the vcf file in a safe folder and lock with password
26. Delete all contacts.
27. Go to phone menu.
28. Click on contacts icon. Delete all contacts both on Sim and phone.
29. Some contacts will say cannot delete because it's saved as admin or so.
30. Enter the phone contact icon. Click on Sim and select those contacts. They will delete.
31. Download contacts by Google on Playstore to recheck and confirm.
***Check Trash too and delete!!!!
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32. Go to your call logs (incoming,missed and outgoing calls) delete everything.
33. Go to sms and delete everything.
34. Then start adding fake numbers as much as possible.
35. Save as mother, father, sister, brother, neighbor, Pastor etc.
36. Save plenty like 500-2500.
37. Dail some and also send some messages.

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38. Then download all apps back. Both once you are owing already ... grant them access.
39. Even if they're very strong to have some contacts already. This one's will confuse them.
40. You can download new apps and take fresh loans.
41. After taking just repeat steps 1-7.
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42. You can give them your ATM pin and details. But make sure that you have less than N500 in that account.
43. After taking the loan... Just disable the card from online transactions.
44. No App or anybody can take your money from your bank with only your BVN.
45. *They need your card details* to take money and not account number or BVN.
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46. After using the fake contact details and you want to return your phone to normal.
47. Repeat stages 21-30.
48. Save that vcf file as fake contacts and save in save folder and lock with password.
49. Then import back your new contacts after you must've completed stages 1- 7.
50. You're good to go!

Go flex your money!!!!

Loan Sharks must fall!!!

FYI: If you know you have your peace of mind after defamation and you're leaving vengeance for god, please just remain like that and just be helping us to flag them on play stores.

Note that: Agents will come under this post to cry and will try to convince you not to take your own revenge and Chinese national cake.
Anyone talking bad about this post is a loan agent.

Note also that you don't need to be afraid were making it open like this. If they device another means we must find solutions. Trust me.

For this it works 100% even for those that have taken already and it's getting due, just do it earlier.

I hope the hundreds of people in my DMs will see this. I'm sorry, been super busy work, today I'm back home early and decided to7 do this since it's tested and confirmed for more than 1month now.

GOOD LUCK!!!!!!!

What about the ones that you borrow form USSD? How do those guys get your contacts when you don't even install an app?

Bad guy!!! You know what, you can still inquire if they have any beautiful female cousins or maybe even try the mother sef.

heartofcity12:
Simping is a mental disorder

Damn!!! I can't imagine what drives some guys to this extent. For a vag you're not even going to Bleep.

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Metamask. Thank you.