₦airaland Forum

Brainwox:
In many ways beyond ur expectation bro. I have two of their farmers as friend, they are graduates. When they tell me abt new developments in this field, I do pretend as if we do it d same way here, because I would'nt want them to turn naija to laughing stock. They have their own tractor they use for farming, through the aid of the government. They have full irrigation facilities for dry season production. One of them have green house kit. If government cant provide tractors for all naija youth farmers, why not make sure we put d little we have to use efficiently? One thing I've just noticed in naija is that our leaders do hype development in agric sector with mouth, pretend to channel heavy funds into it, but @ d end, nothing 2 show 4 it b/cos d fund has been diverted along d line.

- Do the Kenyans get these things from their government free

- Is it because Kenyan politicians are saints while their Nigerian equivalent are demons that the agric support to Kenyan farmers is not diverted as much as is done here?

- Or is it because the Kenyan citizens and civil society groups are MORE vigilant continuously than Nigeria's 200 million mumus?

- Are the politicians in each country imported from elsewhere or they were ordinary citizens previously

ibietela2:
TRASH, when it's bad news they are Nigerians....... Every black in Europe is a NIGERIAN

MISPLACED agression.

Let us FIX ourselves, our country & continent instead of throwing tantrums like spoilt, penniless brats.

Why do Chinese, Japanese, Asian people get more respect from whites than we blacks get from them

Something to REFLECT upon.

Bonapart:
all your gad demn politicians are thieves

.....who were formerly non-politician ordinary folks and actively and/or passively supported by the 200 million mumus who fooolishly believe it will soon be their own turn to loot or that of someone they have access to and can share with them his loot. So no one fights the rot as it steadily consumes us all!

toshmann:
Its not easy for nigerians anywhere in the world. Or d'you wanna try going to china, malaysia or indonesia?
Thats what you get for being born and bred in a terrible and f--ked up country like nigeria.

And its riff-raffs like these that caused it all

What have YOU done, apart from whining & complaining, to not make our country terrible & fcvked up

Bonapart:
The police acted like Nigeria police...
May God save our image. for us here in Europe is not easy because of discrimination against Nigerians

Sorry but God is not there to save the image that we are wilfully destroying, knowingly or otherwise.

How many Nigerians do you know with DOUBTFUL sources of money that you continue associating with and even praising instead of reporting to the authorities

Brainwox:
Truely, agriculture is the way to go, but we are not getting it right in Nigeria. There's no way we can continue practising agriculture using crude methods and expect good results. Crop production for instance has been easier with latest technologies all around. Government, come to the aid of the youths, we're ready to go into farming, but we want to do it like our fellow coleagues do it in kenya and come out with good results every time.

So HOW is the Kenyan government aiding its youths that the Nigerian government is not?

germainediva:
She is 30 been married for 6yrs with 3kids. She noticed hubby stopped kissing her after she had her last child......

Whenever she tries to kiss him,he just pecks her on the lips and that's all...and if she complains......he says its for the younger generation that she should forget about it........

When she tries to talk about it, he says she's nagging and being childish and looking for trouble where there's none.

Now its been over a year and she been fantasizing about it, recently she ran into her ex and one thing led to another and she had a very passionate kiss but nothing else happened.

She has been feeling guilty....her ex has been calling her but she has refused to pick his call because she never intended to cheat on her husband.......

Hubby has warned her not to bring up the issue of kissing .....now she is fantasizing about kissing....

Is there another way to communicate it to hubby?

Funny but serious matter.

Let her write 'Nicodemusly' to her husband on the benefits kissing including preventing adultery

ModiKen:
That man really didn't care about us. His attitude towards Boko Haram said it all.

Whose attitude?

Which man of the two- former & current president- are you talking about on the Sharia TERRORISTS

Sign agreement on no more killings, I will withdraw JTF, Jonathan to Borno elders
March 09, 2013




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PRESIDENT Goodluck Jonathan yesterday in Maiduguri, accused Borno State Elders of playing to the gallary over the activities of Boko Haram Islamic sect insurgency in the state, describing the situation as unfortunate.

Jonathan spoke during an interactive session with Borno State stakeholders at the Multi-Purpose Hall, Government House Maiduguri, in continuation of his two- day working visit to Borno and Yobe States, the epicentres of Boko Haram.

He was responding to requests by the Elders for the Federal Government to grant amnesty to the sect members as well as withdraw the military Joint Task Force, JTF from Maiduguri and other areas in the state during the second day of his working visit to Borno State..

President Jonathan lamented that none of the elders in the state had publicly condemned the killings and bombings being carried out by the sect members and advised them to put their ‘’house in order,’’ by talking to their children who had been causing havoc in the country to drop their arms against the country.

- See more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/03/sign-agreement-on-no-more-killings-i-will-withdraw-jtf-jonathan-to-borno-elders/#sthash.0kJT6aMl.dpuf

Buhari faults crackdown on Boko Haram
JUNE 3, 2013

Presidential candidate for the Congress for Progressive Change in the 2011 Presidential election, Maj.-Gen. Muhammadu Buhari (retd), has frowned on the emergency rule in parts of the North. He alleged that innocent civilians were being killed in the states.

Buhari speaking during a Liberty FM Hausa Service Programme, Guest of the Week, on Sunday in Kaduna said that Boko Haram members were being killed and their houses demolished unlike the “special treatment” given to the Niger Delta militants by the Federal Government.

More from: http://www.punchng.com/news/joining-apc-not-about-2015-presidency-buhari/

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YSA06:
GEJ is define as the most clueless Ground Command of the Nig Armed Forces that used

See person wey add brainless join im own clueless dey open mouth call our former presido clueless, chai

You better go and work on your English language skills and stop embarrasing yourself in public with your EMPTY swagger.

chuna1985:
Its not the duty of army and navy to guard pipelines.

I thought as much.

This is another BRAINLESS knee-jerk LAWLESS initiative from the Daura President. Just like his old but continuing monthly sanitation exercise that effectivel locks up citizens and forces them to do a job they already paid their 774 LGAs to do. Why are we all so stewpid mumus

Classical daftness from the old pensioner.

He can look for more viable robust alternatives at a lower cost that engages the LOCAL people where the pipelines pass with sensitisation on impact of spillage, explosion and fire on their own community.

Pangea:
Sanity is gradually returning!

Let everyone warn their kids, it will no longer be business as usual

Let us know when the North East protection contract is cancelled from the Sharia TARRORISTS.




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[quote author=reuben79 post=34808924][/quote]Does it take two weeks to build a centre in another country ready for commissioning

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Chibokgame:
Built by who?
That case of one man builds
And,
Another man commission.

Mr commissioner:

Abeg take ya time oh. How can you call our whole megida president a mere commissioner? That is strictly reserved for our VP Osunbade.




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GudluckIBB:
Buhari ain't brainless ok!
But you know ur man gej is Clueless and if you quote me again, I'll then know you belong to the category of clueless people.

Don't worry I can feel your pain.
Please accept my sympathy and condolence for your having been swindled into chanting change change for WORSE



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GudluckIBB:
Dont mention that name jonathan again whenever you read about my buhari.we don't want a tag of cluelessness on my pmb

Why would a brainless man want to add clueless to his label

Abi nor be the man wey go West Germany go meet President Michelle we dey talk?



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Built by Jonathan, no doubt!

Maxymilliano:
Ogun State is owing 2 months salaries, not 8 as published by Vanguard.


The 8 months is for cooperative contribution deductions which the governor has failed to remit.

Is that not part of the workers' salary

Abeg nor tempt person to yab you and call you dullard oh!

MzJackBaueress:
He should keep following President Buhari anywhere he goes.

Stalker!

Speaking from experience, are you

livingday:
That is what PDP has reduced Nigeria to.

secretaryabdul:
Some communities doesnt even have police presence at all. In some part of the north you can walk/drive for up [color=#read]50km[/color] without seeing any sign of government presence, i mean no skuls, hospitals, electricity, police, etc except the road u are walking/driving on perhaps. This is happening despite PDP's agendas & transformations for 16 years.

Which PDP?
Which 16 years?
Abi you sef nor finish school for collect certificate ni



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irunoobo:
THERE ARE WORST POLICE STATIONS IN IGBO LAND SO THIS IS NOT NEWS. SOUTH EAST REMAINS THE MOST BACKWARD REGION IN NIGERIA

Who let this DOG out of im cage




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Fashola's sister sacked by JagbaJantis' new houseboy in Alausa house.

Did Ambode also sack Ogbeni Ojuyobo's daughter as Iyaloja abi that one nor be parastatal wey dey collect LASG money ni

tawa89:
The two governors that Remi talked about are Fayemi and Fashola... They are both plotting to pull the rug off the feet of Jagaban.... If Fashola is mad Chief of Staff by President Buhari, The young turks ( Fayemi et Fashola) will take over SW political structure from him.

IF true is this a bad thing

JagbaJantis be like




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adamskutty:
Mad buffalo, u didn't vote for change neither did u believe in it, so what is ur fvcking problem? U have no right whatsoever to interfer in anything related to buhari, u supported jonad@ft, u voted for jonadumbo. and i hope u ain't a Biafra cannibal trying to pokenose into ur master's business?

obailala:
You never voted for change, you campaigned ferociously and voted for the status quo to remain; the status quo of which ministerial appointments were delayed for 6 weeks. Now you are clamouring for change?

Caseless:
but u never believed in the change or voted for the change; you preferred the status quo. Why the rush now?

E be like sey comprehension be una problem. No wonder una dey follow the Daura President go West Germany to see President Michelle

Lagos is working!

APC, Change

obailala:
While going through archives, I just bumped into some old threads revealing that ex-President Jonathan actually appointed his ministers in July 2011, 6 weeks after his inauguration on the 29th May, 2011. Jonathan promised to 'hit the ground running' at his inauguration but for expedient reasons best known to the president, the appointment of ministers was delayed for 6 long weeks. Now this was a man who was already an incumbent and his party the PDP already held sway for 12 years prior to his inauguration with no need for the bureaucratic party to party handover processes.

https://www.nairaland.com/711303/jonathan-assigns-portfolio-31-ministers
http://www.modernghana.com/news/337764/1/nigerian-president-swears-in-first-ministers.html
http://allafrica.com/stories/201107020008.html

Buhari's reign is just 2 weeks old, yet....

Barcanista and co, your inputs are kindly needed here, thanks.

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I thought we voted change for better, not so

Or were we supposed to have voted change for more of the same old same?

Baba continues sleeping on duty while our country burns just like the other Baba from Zimbabwe who came to his friend's inauguration last month.




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vimi:
Life was not at stake then u knw.. he has option of taking the kid abroad buh he didn't, means a lot bruv.

Na dullards and irresponsible foools like you allow the stewpid crooks we ELECT as leaders to represent us in government take advantage of us.

Please show us where just one British, American, Canadian etc leader shipped himself or his kid to Nigeria otherwise STFU.

yinkarh187:
you are d same set of ppl dat will cry foul if he storm d hospital with security now dat he went dere alone you're still complaining...

Is anyone complaining about what he CLAIMS to have done or the needless PUBLICITY stunt for something that he should do ordinarily and more importantly has NOTHING related to his job description as the 1st EMPLOYEE of Kaduna state

I hope you see the difference!!!