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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Arrested At Entebbe International Airport, Uganda by AnonymX: 8:08pm On Aug 04, 2016
mykel20:
Clearly you are delusional, and a tad stupid. Apparently $300 is such a huge sum to you, well you are in Uganda so I'm not surprised. Yeah because I'd rather go to Kampala than Paris, Milan, Tokyo etc for a vacation right?? Why the f*ck would I vacation in a bloody slum? Don't be naive bro. Do I need to go to Syria to find out first hand if there is a war there? or I should visit the oval office to be sure that Barack is President. Dude the facts are crystal clear, stop kidding your self. Proudly Nigeria.

Don't post.
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Arrested At Entebbe International Airport, Uganda by AnonymX: 12:08pm On Aug 04, 2016
mykel20:
And I should believe you for accurate information? lol Bro, Facts are facts, denying the facts because of sentiments will get you nowhere bro. And nah, I'd rather donate my $300 dollars as Aid to Some Ugandan charity, I'm pretty sure that can feed a hungry Ugandan kid for like 300 days. And yes compared to Uganda I'm very proud to be Nigerian, after all in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is king.

Exactly what an ignorant White man would say. Sad that you fall for the media theatrics. Just sad.

Travel to even Botswana or Namibia and see what Africa really looks like. Heck, go to Rwanda and see for yourself. Educate yourself through experience sir.

If you believe truly that Nigeria is better than all African nations, then I can bet that you don't have that $300 because if you did, you'd have seen more of Africa and be more informed.
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Arrested At Entebbe International Airport, Uganda by AnonymX: 5:17am On Aug 04, 2016
liveshady:


check o, not up to a state in Naija by landmass

Shebi na landmass dey give you light and water? Abeg start that generator and go and buy water jare grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Arrested At Entebbe International Airport, Uganda by AnonymX: 5:16am On Aug 04, 2016
mykel20:
I'm guessing you are an expert on smaller African nations **scoffs**. What the heck would I go to Uganda to do?Business? Are u kidding? Lagos's economy is twice the size of Uganda's. Nigeria is bad but is sure as hell better than bleeping Uganda. BTW check this out

You're believing the internet for accurate information about Africa? Lol.

Shebi Lagos economy dey feed you? Flight ticket here is $300. You should try it once. Just once and if it's not better than the hellhole of a country you're in, I'd refund you twice the amount of your ticket. And thats a promise.

Nigerians and baseless pride sha.

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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Arrested At Entebbe International Airport, Uganda by AnonymX: 9:02pm On Aug 03, 2016
mykel20:
24/7 hrs my as*. Nigeria has her issues but next to uganda we are light miles ahead. And yeah Uganda is ordinary ( if not below )

I'm guessing you've never been to any "smaller" African nation so no need of arguing with you smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Arrested At Entebbe International Airport, Uganda by AnonymX: 2:29pm On Aug 03, 2016
Pearlvictory:


You mean Uganda whose UGS3000 equals $1? With an ancestor as a president?

Lol. Like your Naira is any better.

Why didn't you reply about the water and electricity? You that have a "new" president - hope you're enjoying him? And I hope he's a 30-something year old

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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Arrested At Entebbe International Airport, Uganda by AnonymX: 2:21pm On Aug 03, 2016
jaymejate:
Ordinary Uganda o... Shame on naija immigration service. Mtchew!

Na lawlessness wey de Patoranking body land him 4 trouble. He is not painting Nigeria well o

"Ordinary" Uganda has 24/7 light and power.

"Ordinary" Uganda is a way better nation than Nigeria. Don't be proud of something you really you can't defend smiley

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Celebrities / Re: Patoranking Arrested At Entebbe International Airport, Uganda by AnonymX: 2:19pm On Aug 03, 2016
Well, no one is too big to be arrested.


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2016 Movies Yet To Be Released (Plus Release Dates): http://www.nkenu.com/2016/08/2016-movies-yet-to-be-released-plus.html?m=1
Sports / Important Dates This August For Sports Fans by AnonymX: 5:30pm On Aug 01, 2016
The month of August is here. After the summer break in Europe, the 2016/2017 soccer season begins across various European countries. Also, the much awaited Rio 2016 Olympics kickstarts. The excitement is all over, as the biggest competitions in the Sporting Stage returns to the Screen. Whether, you are an athletics fan, a soccer fan, a Tennis lover, Swimming Enthusiasts or fan of any known sport, you will have to stay glue to your Television this August to enjoy the best of your beloved Sports. Here are the important dates to await :

Full post: http://www.nkenu.com/2016/08/important-dates-this-august-for-sports.html
Foreign Affairs / Re: Man Grows Breasts After Sex With Neighbour's Wife (photos) by AnonymX: 4:56pm On Jul 30, 2016
TrapQueen77:
grin

The bad thing... He has breast growing like papaya instead of melons tongue

It's droopy like he was having 4children ooo... grin


He shud go to the clinic and ask why he's having a massive breast.. Tat cud be sumtin else cool

Hey...you follow Stella Nyanzi on FB?
Politics / Re: Nigeria Will Disintegrate Before Buhari's Very Eyes - Femi Fani-kayode by AnonymX: 4:54pm On Jul 30, 2016
DropShot:
This thief is always looking for something sentimental to remain relevant amongst his fellow wailing zombies, the Ugandans, the region that adopts every known and despised criminal as their hero.

ND Scavengers and others holding arms against constituted authorities are no different from Boko Haram. They're all terrorists and the earlier they're treated as such the better. We can't continue to dance to the tunes of these idiots because they claim to be fighting for their region when in fact they only fight for their pocket. Asari Dokubo, Tompolo and others claimed to be doing same but na lie. While they became billionaires, the community and people they claimed to be fighting for remain in poverty. Enough is enough.

Let the FG level them (the terrorists) and those that come inbetween. There can't be another parallel govt aside the FG. Let the oil stop flowing but let them be removed from earth surface.

Fani knows he's very irrelevant in the scheme of things in Nigerian socio-political discussion. His wailing through the use of religion and ethnicity is music to our ears. We don't expect a thoroughly spanked child not to wail. Wail on mister.

"Let the oil stop flowing?"

Haha haha haha haha haha.....yea right.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lady In Hijab Twerking Kampala, Uganda During A Concert Sets Tongues Wagging by AnonymX: 7:57am On Jul 30, 2016
Kruzilano:
i read d post over and over again and I didnt whr d op asked about ur location or what ur government provides... Oniranu jati jati oshi..

Work on your spelling, Uncle Ajayi.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Lady In Hijab Twerking Kampala, Uganda During A Concert Sets Tongues Wagging by AnonymX: 9:21pm On Jul 29, 2016
I live in Uganda and I love the country.

They live a free life - not giving two damns about religion - Christianity and/or Islam.

And by the way, I'd prefer Uganda 10 times and more over Nigeria - keep your arguments to yourself.

The government provides water, electricity and more 24/7.

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Health / 36 Potent Foods To Help You Burn Fat by AnonymX: 9:06am On Jul 26, 2016
This ebook includes a list of foods to help you burn fat as well as live healthier. Foods such as rice, potatoes etc. can all be beneficial in your weight loss journey and this book highlights even more with detailed explanation of each (how it burns fat, what it does and other health benefits).

To download, click this link: http://www.nkenu.com/2016/07/potent-foods-to-help-you-burn-fat.html
Webmasters / Re: Webmasters: Why Are You Killing Your Blog Yourself? by AnonymX: 7:04am On Jul 25, 2016
True especially about copying without giving reference.

We write original articles on www.nkenu.com and the next day, about ten NIGERIAN sites have copied the content WITHOUT giving reference.

Sad, just sad.
Culture / Re: Death By Fallen Tree: Pregnant Woman Rots In Ondo Mortuary Over Culture (photo) by AnonymX: 1:24pm On Jul 23, 2016
princechurchill:
been with a woman that you haven' paid her bride price is a risk not worth taking

What does that have to do with anything?
Sports / Re: Five Alternative To Pogba That Would Have Cost Less by AnonymX: 9:14am On Jul 22, 2016
cc Mynd44 Seun Lalasticlala
Sports / Five Alternative To Pogba That Would Have Cost Less by AnonymX: 9:14am On Jul 22, 2016
Source: http://www.nkenu.com/2016/07/five-alternatives-to-pogba-that-would.html

Paul Pogba's €110 million transfer to Man. Utd. is all but complete, according to media reports. For some time now, there hasn't been a player with much transfer speculations as the French International. He has evolved to one of the best midfielders in the world within a very short time and at such a young age. At 23, he is seen as a future Balon d'or winner. His physical attributes stand shoulder to shoulder to that of ex French Midfield icon, Patrick Vieira, while his technicality sees him comparable to Zidane. His perfect mix of trickery and athleticism, gives him the tactical flexibility, to operate from any midfield role. It is not surprising to see the biggest soccer clubs vie for his signature, over the last two years.

However, his expected transfer to Manchester United has had its fair share of criticisms, not that he’s unnecessary or that his skills won’t be needed, but because of his exorbitant price tag that will see him become the most expensive football player – ever! He has the special qualities that any top team will kill for to have in their squad , but candidly, spending such a huge money on a midfielder that still has much to improve upon in his overall game play is questionable.

Pogba's excellence at Juventus prior to last season, was helped by having a tactically perfect Pirlo, and a fighter, Vidal, play along him. Last season, he had the chance to anchor the Juventus midfield solely and wasn't as fantastic as the previous years. At the Euros, West Ham star, Dimitri Payet and Antonie Griezmann were the standout players through the tournament for the French National Side. Pogba was expected to be the pivot for the Host team, but even with his nice displays, he was below par.

Manchester United's willingness to break the bank to get the star is understandable, giving their poor decision in letting him leave at a young age, due to limited playing time with the first team. Juventus took the risk in buying him from United, and will be reluctant to let him return, at a cheap. Notwithstanding, there are other players, United could sign, for lesser price, and with comparable abilities, to that of Pogba. These players have also proven over the years, their abilities to dominate and control the midfield the ease. These players include;


1. Koke (€60 million):

The 24 year old Athletico Madrid's midfielder has a unique skillset and unparalleled, methodological tenacity. His playmaking abilities is comparable to those of David Silva, and Cesc Fabregas, while his defensive skills, is similar to that of Sergio Busquett. He is well-rounded and has been a crucial part of Athletico Madrid's successes in the last five years.

2. Toni Kroos (€55 million):

Last season, the 26 year old German International, topped the charts for average passes per game (75.cool and lass completion rate (93.9) in the Spanish Laliga, with Real Madrid. He was a standout performer for Germany at the just concluded Euros, dictating the midfield with so much efficiency and mastery. He created more chances than Pogba at the Euros, and had a better pass completion rate of 94%, to Pogba's 85%. Against France in the Semis, he came Ontop Pogba in the midfield duel, even though France won the match.


3. Ivan Rakitic (€50 million):

For a player that has successfully replaced Xavi in the Barcelona's midfield, there is no doubting his ability to boss any team's midfield.

4. Marco Verrati (€40 million):

The 23 year old Italian prodigy is a blend of Pirlo, Xavi and Makelele. He is a proven Player Maker, given his influence over the years at PSG, with commendable consistency, and work rate, despite his small physique and stature. His passing abilities, stand him out from the other players listed.

5. Miralem Pjanic (€38 million):

The new Juventus signee, has been frequently compared to David Beckham, for his flair for the Spectacular and ability to bend the ball. His ball possession and driving activities has linked him to Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Barcelona and Manchester United in recent times, before he made the move this summer to Juventus from AS Roma.








Source + pics:
http://www.nkenu.com/2016/07/five-alternatives-to-pogba-that-would.html
Crime / Re: NDLEA Reacts To Uduak & Hobbit's Cocaine Addiction Fight On Twitter by AnonymX: 5:22am On Jul 22, 2016
Atmmachine:
Nigerians are very stupid.
They will arrest you for committing adultery.
They will arrest you for saying that you use cocaine, what a useless country.

Here, people post their guns, drugs and home addresses on Instagram and on Twitter and the law enforcement don't do shiit.
You can't get arrested for confessing to 500 murders or confess to drug trafficking without a solid evidence,
This doesn't happen in Nigeria where people get killed for stealing eggs

You have no fuccking right to arrest people for what they do in the comfort of their homes


Have they arrested anyone? Or you're just in love with obscenities and displaying that you're in the States?

You know many times people have tweeted about weed/cocaine and nothing has happened?
Nairaland / General / Re: Reason Why You Should Tape Over Laptop Camera & Microphone Like Mark Zuckerberg by AnonymX: 7:37pm On Jul 21, 2016
Hello Sharpboyus

Send me an email... I hate NL's PM system.... nkenutimothy@outlook.com
Webmasters / Re: Is There Any Alternative To ? by AnonymX: 7:33pm On Jul 21, 2016
zinosleek:


But i can use the domain thst cost less than 2k for wordpress? If i wish

Yes you can...but you need to pay for hosting if you're using WordPress...about 70 USD a year (Bluehost promotion)
Webmasters / Re: Is There Any Alternative To ? by AnonymX: 2:22pm On Jul 21, 2016
Minemrys:

how abt having a site/domain name with blogger or wordpress with an amount of 2,500 naira?

Only blogger.....but it won't look like blogger because of the way I'll customize it....I can do that.
Webmasters / Re: Is There Any Alternative To ? by AnonymX: 2:03pm On Jul 21, 2016
FinestPINACLE:
please give me a shout out on my WhatsApp. Am interested. My number is on my signature. Where do you stay?

I'm currently in Uganda, East Africa but I be 'confam' Naija person.

Lol.

Aight.
Webmasters / Re: Is There Any Alternative To ? by AnonymX: 2:00pm On Jul 21, 2016
junnyjake:

nice site, on the general niche I guess. which ads service are you using

Yes, general niche.

I use:

1. Adhitz (in posts CPC)
2. Infolinks (only use them because of the way their highlighting text colours the site )
3. Adcash (CPA)
5. Linkshare (Affiliate)
6. Admitad (Affiliate).

But we just launched 2 weeks ago so not expecting much for now....plus I use ads sparingly so that it doesn't put the readers off.
Webmasters / Re: Is There Any Alternative To ? by AnonymX: 1:56pm On Jul 21, 2016
chimoskyg:


Bro are you on blogger? If yes please how do I change my to .com and please enlighten me on the sitemap thing with robot.

Thanks in anticipation

Hello,

But a domain for $1 only on www.1and1.com

I'll help you do the rest for free. It ain't that hard plus I'm not much of an explainer smiley
Webmasters / Re: Is There Any Alternative To ? by AnonymX: 1:54pm On Jul 21, 2016
Minemrys:

bro how much will it cost to own a domain name and get a web host altogether? In short term, to start/own a blog?

Depending... If you want to start a site like mine (www.nkenu.com) all you need is a domain name (I can refer to you to a site where you can buy it for $1.17 only) and then I can install a beautiful theme and customize it for you at only 2,000 naira...that is a total of 2,500 naira only.

But if you want it on WordPress, or for people to download from your site, I can't help you with that but it should cost you about 30,000 naira for a good job.
Webmasters / Site Review by AnonymX: 8:23am On Jul 21, 2016
Hello,

So I've started customizing blogs/sites and my first domain is www.nkenu.com

Please give your review.

Regards.
Webmasters / Re: Naijaviewz.com With Over 30,000 Viewers For Sale by AnonymX: 5:56am On Jul 21, 2016
emmyw:
Naijaviewz.com
Daily Unique Visitors:
273

Daily Pageviews:
546

Alexa Rank:
5,257,985

Lmao.... We started www.nkenu.com two weeks ago and our Alexa rank is better than this....and no, we're far less than 30,000 views so OP's lying

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