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Optofrank:
16th August present

My birthday mate

AcesIni:
SO GIRLS WILL ALWAYS BE LIKE ''I WANT A TALL SHORT RICH HANDSOME CUTE SIX PACKED BEARDED BABY-FACED YOUNG MAN WHO CAN COOK AND TAKE OF ME, BUY ME GIFTS, DO THE DISHES, WORSHIP ME ETC....''

OYA ITS TIME TO PLAY GOD BUILD YOUR OWN MAN WITH JUST $5

CHOOSE CAREFULLY

6 and 9

NeduLuiZ:
Religion remains the greatest scam

My brother, you are on point

lawanson44:
And tomorrow, sombori will ask me to kiss a yoruba girl or ask me to allow my sister to marry a yoruba man...


TUFIAKWA!!

See reasoning

fatdon2:
He is high on monkey tale.

It's called monkey tail

kennboiy:
I don't like to brag,,,come see for yourself.......

Now the guys have taken over the forming

kennboiy:
Cutie pie.....U no want kiss because i get big mouth abi no worry when you go come de beg me to kiss you i go use 1 eye look u and i go talk say "the promo has expired"*in Davido's voice* Come now o before i change my mind

When action set now, you go fit perform?

kennboiy:
calm down dear....am just saying there has to be something artificial about the way you dress or don't you put on clothes, which i believe is man made cos every lady in this 21st century wants to look beautiful although some tend to overdo it.So have a nice day cutie *lots of kiss kisses kissesses*chow

# carefully evades the kiss# if you read my first post you would have seen it l meant humour,

kennboiy:
Talk true joor ladies that act that way are village ladies o .Am even wondering if banana island is a garden or zoo!!! lol

You are just a kid, what do you know

I have even seen a picture of nairaland filling station

Gross


But I must confess, I like to dey chew uncooked noodles, crunchy

The bride fall hand.



Btw, the groom no get brothers or any close male relatives?



When I thought I have seen it all.

Na wa o

I don't form at all, what I know is that I don't kiss on the first date, I only make human hair, without make up I still have a very fine face, and I am so sure I will have my wedding in banana island

It must be one of this gnld, longrich or a similar company. One chance

olumide1911:
A 26-year-old woman in Zambia’s Luwingu district has given birth to pure hair, according to the Luwingu District Medical Officer, Dr Ernest Mutale.
The Zambia National Information Services (ZANIS) on Wednesday reported the woman had been 10 months pregnant and she gave birth to pure hair and a little blood.
According to Dr Mutale, the woman, a Ms. Mwape, was referred to Luwingu District Hospital from Chikoyi rural health centre after she gave birth to something that looked like Brazilian hair.
Mutale explained that Mwape is a mother of two children and this bizarre pregnancy was her third.
He said that after a medical check-up, Mwape narrated that she was feeling as though the pregnancy was normal as she would feel the baby kicking in her womb.
The Luwingu District Medical Officer said that Mwape attended ante-natal regularly but her medical records showed that there were no irregular movements.
He said that the medical team suspected Mwape had a molar pregnancy but after several medical check-ups results showed that it was not.
Report says Mwape is still admitted to Luwingu District Hospital waiting further medical check-ups.

http://naijasweetgist..com/2015/07/shocking-woman-gives-birth-to-brazilian.html

If this is not a joke, then it must be a lie

Guys toast ladies , I use to think that it is only bread and similar food that can be toasted, I guess I am outdated, who will update me.

That guy self, see as him picture Don cause tribal war for NL.



BTW, my fellow nairalanders and guests online, good morning o

No single pics, who will set the pace

Nigerians are experts in hoping

NoobSaibott:
Wow. What a pestle.

Reminds me of a girl I met sometime ago. She had smooth chocolatey skin, so I took her home and we f*cked all night. Then we ate chocolate in the morning, and drank coffee, f*cked some more before she left later in the afternoon.

NONSENSE

La click La bend

Joblessness

There is more to this story

The female carrot is very sexy

This specie called human, smh with disgust

Good

Incase

davseun2ta:
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No sleeping on the bicycle. meaning there is no time.




Who will I consider the most BEAUTIFUL? your picture will tell.

COURTESY: ALL NAIRALAND DUDES... (say HAI! if you concur)

Cc: sandranna
beautycrush24
omotayor123
iamtomi
ammyluv2002
mysticgal
suzzy16
anssy
shortyy
beautifullll1
creamish

Na so